💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Nick is high on his prescription Adderall trying to get ahead of his collusion with Melton about his doctors note. Which according to Nick is a felony to defraud the court. Like Melron isn't on camera laughing about not showing up to court.
 
BTW, Dr. Steve is a creepy fucker. He has been known to lay on the nice guy act a little too thickly at times (eg sending a PlayStation to a certain podcaster he’s never met, trying to ingratiate himself) and those who aren’t fooled by it steer well clear of the guy. It doesn’t surprise me a bit that he’s happy to help degenerates attempt to deceive the court.
 
Swole McPole said:
Have we ever had a reliable account of why Kayla turned on April? By reliable, I mean something that could be sourced back to Kayla?

I've seen a lot of speculation, and most of that speculation has the ring of truth to me. I can't imagine any woman who has been married for twenty years looking fondly on her husband moving in a slut who is 12 years her junior as his fuckpiece. But if you ARE going to pull such a stunt, the best chance you'd have of making things work would be to make yourself useful. Throw yourself into cleaning and child care duties with a vigor that would transform their living arrangements from a shit pit crack den, into a habitable upper middle class household.

Rather than doing this though, April thought it was enough to suck the flaccid balldo and weave her way through the cocaine mountain while she listened to Nick's bullshit and nodded appreciatively. All the while, posting on various social media platforms about how their relationship would last forever.

Do we even have an account from Nick as to when Kayla decided it was all intolerable and she wasn't putting up with it any longer? It's her or me! I've seen a handful of allusions to this from Nick himself, but I don't think I've ever seen a full detailed breakdown of how it all fell apart and the reasons why.

When and why was she moved into the second house?
When and why was she housed with Nick's parents?
Who paid the deposit and the rent on her new apartment?

Rekieta really did the Toe a favour when he got him out of this relationship for minimal cost, but I don't feel as though we know anything close to what we should know about the downfall of the relationship between Nick, Kayla and April.
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I was always of the opinion that Bob and Celeste put their foot down because the bad optics compounded and they had to run Nick's affairs after the mortgage default came to light and they didn't want more Petrofac cash being wasted on the side piece squatting next door.

April was ambitious but her entitled mentality and lack of finesse betrayed her. She was flaunting on social media like she and Nick were a fait accompli. Kayla is powerless, she couldn't command Nick to do shit; imho Bob and Celeste also had to intervene to temporarily house, then ditch the young, broke, childless blonde peacocking around their 2 houses and (probably for the first time) tell little Nicky NO, April's to be taken away from him like a transformer toy.

ETA: It still irks me how easily April got off the hook in this whole shitstorm. Keanu's sitting on a treasure trove of DMs, texts, etc from her but unlike wih Aaron, she didn't see it fit to snake April given that she manipulated Keanu and Geno into being her personal cudgel against Aaron.
 
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Strix454 said:
Nick said that being critical of the material at Hackamania is not understanding the event. The event is all about the socialization at the event. Essentially the show didn't matter and it was just hanging out with all those cool people that mattered.
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Lol then why charge money if the point is to hang with fans?
 
Watching Rekieta said:
I think it's a bit more. Aaron took a picture of Kayla. And while Nick is a complete cuck, he didn't know about the pic. When they investigated what pic was sent, Nick couldn't describe it. He had never seen it. It wasn't something sent on signal. He didn't know it existed. In his weird pee-brain, Kayla cheated more with the secret picture than she did by fucking Aaron. He was blindsided. As long as he knew the extent, he was okay. Once he learned Kayla kept things from him, he went on a hunt to find other stuff she kept from him. It drove him to searching Aaron's accounts, etc. And he became obsessed with Aaron and hated him for it.
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I think that's part of it, but he'd still be doing the same thing if Aaron never took the photo. He's been going after Kurt for breaking ranks and mild jokes. Nick seems to mostly care about people he considers nerds mocking him than any cheating.
Phillip Green said:
Mama K made clear on tonight's Meme Copium stream that her big concern with Nick is not just him doxing her, but using that to look up criminal cases where she testified and then using that as revenge fodder. It's unclear if these cases are related to her childhood or the more recent adult issues Nick was sleazily insinuating during tonight's stream.

Given he's spent the last year+ narrating Kurt's shitty cooking videos in search of any small amount of petty vengeance, her fear seems entirely justified.

Unfortunately, since he's already got her license plate and has tasked Dabble-retards with unearthing her details, it's probably only a matter of time before he gets them and start's doing a nightly Mama K's cooking traumatic court testimony segment.

An HRO might stop him from harassing her (given how unhinged he's getting, it's probably the smart play), but it would also likely stop her from covering Nick's legal shenanigans, which would suck.
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Nick's plan is probably to harass her to the point she has to get an HRO and can't go to report on how crazy he is.
 
Nova902 said:
Nick is high on his prescription Adderall trying to get ahead of his collusion with Melton about his doctors note. Which according to Nick is a felony to defraud the court. Like Melron isn't on camera laughing about not showing up to court.
The adderall cope story .mp4
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Unintentional Lupin III cosplay

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John Andrews Stan said:
I guarantee his kids are embarrassed when Dad rolls up or pulls away in that car that runs like a hunk of junk. The fact that he had to have red to draw attention to himself is pure Rekieta.
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Even if they're somehow not embarassed by it running like junk they're absolutely going to be embarassed by their 40+ year old dad driving a shitty mustang with a fucking LAWPOPE plate.
Strix454 said:
Nick's attorney is going to bury Aaron's attorney for fraud. Melton's medical condition has been well documented for many weeks.
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I wouldn;t be surprised if melton had an actual back issue given it's not uncommon with turbo fatties like him. Regardless I'm pretty sure the court is going to look askance at a Doctor's note saying you can't go to the court when you went to Hackamania literally the day before.

Strix454 said:
Nick says that "free speech" can't be restrained by HROs.
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Cool, so Aaron can go back to talking about Kayla, right Nick?

Strix454 said:
Nick was just sharing stories that he knew about Aaron and its just fair to share stories about guy's dicks on the internet.
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Aaron was just sharing photos he had of kayla, and it's just fair to share pictures about a guy's whore wife.

Strix454 said:
Nick said that being critical of the material at Hackamania is not understanding the event. The event is all about the socialization at the event. Essentially the show didn't matter and it was just hanging out with all those cool people that mattered.
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So why have the event at all? Why not just all agree to meet up and hang out at Vegas without the fat retard convention?

Strix454 said:
She stole Kayla's nickname.
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Can someone fluent in wetbrain explain wtf he's on about here?

Strix454 said:
Nick wants to be in chambers but the judge is now allowing it. Nick wants to negotiate personally over the settlement in the judge's chambers rather than his lawyers doing that. The lawyers are not following Nick's instructions.
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Seems like there's a really convenient solution here, Nick should fire his lawyer and represent himself. That way they can't keep him out of the chambers conferences, and he doesn't have to worry about someone not following his instructions. Of course he won't do that because he wants the cover of having someone else to blame when his 8D hyper-dimensional legal strategies don't work, just like with his retarded Franks motion.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
No, Nick KNOWS for a fact that Aaron was among the people the police interviewed to gather information for the search warrant application.
They describe Aaron as a "concerned citizen" type, and reference him as such in the paperwork, but Nick is 100% convinced that Aaron intentionally inflated the issues and lied so police could obtain the warrant, and that Aaron's "testimony" in the matter should not have been allowed because they were already feuding at the time and Aaron was hostile towards him.

He made arguments to that effect in the attempts to get the search warrant tossed out, claiming that his former gay lover's testimony should not have been allowed as a "concerned citizen" report.

EDIT: And Momma K needs to file for a TRO against Nick as soon as possible. He is threatening her over attending public court hearings, and promising to dig up her past to humiliate her to a live audience. The threat of harassment and the unhinged behavior should be enough to get that through. Especially because she is attending a hearing about an HRO application. Even if it means she cannot talk about Nick anymore, it would be better than getting her life ruined by the SKellyfaggot.
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Nick's continued logic of "sure, I'm guilty of everything they accused me of and the evidence is airtight, and I admit it, but I'm innocent and they shouldn't be able to use that evidence!" is very funny and weird.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick's continued logic of "sure, I'm guilty of everything they accused me of and the evidence is airtight, and I admit it, but I'm innocent and they shouldn't be able to use that evidence!" is very funny and weird.
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Someone should have taught him in law school that being a good lawyer isn't "let's see how close I can get to breaking the law without doing so", but rather "let's minimize the chances of getting caught up in legal trouble".
 
Swole McPole said:
You could be referring to any number of Ang Lee movies here.

The Wedding Banquet -- in which a gay man marries a woman to please his parents
Brokeback Mountain -- in which two cowboys start porking each other, but then marry their girlfriends,
Lust. Caution -- for the very title alone
The Ice Storm -- in which middle class suburbanites start experimenting with substance abuse and swinging and their lives eventually spin out of control.

Damn, if the Hallmark Channel ever buy the rights to the Rekieta story, they need to hire Ang Lee as director. I bet he'd do it for scale as the themes are issues that he revisits over and over again.
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In the same way Ang Lee's Hulk movie emulated comics by using split screens to represent panels, Nick's biopic will emulate his streams by having a giant stream overlay that takes up 2/3rds of the screen and being 2 hours late for every showing.
 
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Strix454 said:
He claimed last night that "Mama-K" is one of Kayla's Nicknames. It was part of her massive plot against his entire family.
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From what I gathered he thinks she calls herself "Lady K" and that it's weird and funny how she chose a username so close to Lady Rackets. The man has a swiss cheese brain.

As an aside, the LPG/Chemical Tanker "Galaxy Gas" is still in the Strait of Hormuz. so Nick may not be adding any new holes to his brain for a while.
 
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