🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Avenue said:
Austin goes live on his phone in the kitchen, spills a bowl of salad on the floor. Ratdad calls for him to clean it up, Austin instead gets his dog to start eating the salad instead (high IQ play). Mom comes into the kitchen and tells Austin to clean it up, blahblahblah Austin cant be told what to do or whatever (but still really loves his mom frfr)
austin_salad_compr.mp4
Apologies for the shitty recording quality, I havent gotten around to fixing my screenrecording macro yet.
Edit: I took a recording by "SpaceManRipley" from discord and stitched that into a clip with more fps then my own. Thanks Spaceman and in case you're reading this, you can get a full "portrait mode" view of phone streams by popping out the feed using Picture In Picture mode on most webbrowsers.
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Austin's parent's house looks like what my perfect end-of-life house would be like if I had a choice. Ratdad and ratmom did absolutely everything right in life, except raising this crackhead. It actually gives me the feels.
 
New voice message, live in 10 minutes fr fr. Gotta finish "probation paperwork" first
 
Averagest Redditor said:
Austin spots a fatty. He is not happy.

fatty.mp4

Fatty's reaction during the stream:

raii1.mp4

Austin thought his fat face was so funny that he kept posting his picture in Discord:

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Fatty was notified about it in Twitch chat and decided to do a little VOD reviewerooski:

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only basedmanjack could get a new 5k a day casino deal and immediately put it in jeopardy by flagrantly breaking twitch ToS :story:

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fuckin a
 
Avenue said:
Austin goes live on his phone in the kitchen, spills a bowl of salad on the floor. Ratdad calls for him to clean it up, Austin instead gets his dog to start eating the salad instead (high IQ play). Mom comes into the kitchen and tells Austin to clean it up, blahblahblah Austin cant be told what to do or whatever (but still really loves his mom frfr)
austin_salad_compr.mp4
Apologies for the shitty recording quality, I havent gotten around to fixing my screenrecording macro yet.
Edit: I took a recording by "SpaceManRipley" from discord and stitched that into a clip with more fps then my own. Thanks Spaceman and in case you're reading this, you can get a full "portrait mode" view of phone streams by popping out the feed using Picture In Picture mode on most webbrowsers.
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there's times I genuinely feel bad for Boss. And then I'm reminded of vids like this. If i said that in earshot of my dad as a 12 year old, let alone some 30+ manchild, he would have thrown me through the kitchen window. I hope he get the max sentence and shanked in prison.
 
Averagest Redditor said:
Austin spots a fatty. He is not happy.

fatty.mp4

Fatty's reaction during the stream:

raii1.mp4

Austin thought his fat face was so funny that he kept posting his picture in Discord:

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Fatty was notified about it in Twitch chat and decided to do a little VOD reviewerooski:

raii2.mp4
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This is what it's like when WORLDS COLLIDE!! Seriously funny. I wonder if he'll report him. He fears the rats.
 
Avenue said:
Austin goes live on his phone in the kitchen, spills a bowl of salad on the floor. Ratdad calls for him to clean it up, Austin instead gets his dog to start eating the salad instead (high IQ play). Mom comes into the kitchen and tells Austin to clean it up, blahblahblah Austin cant be told what to do or whatever (but still really loves his mom frfr)
austin_salad_compr.mp4
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God he's such a white nigger.
 
Mushroom King said:
This is what it's like when WORLDS COLLIDE!! Seriously funny. I wonder if he'll report him. He fears the rats.
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He shouldn’t have to tho. He was just streaming and a crackhead started calling him ugly and sending his viewers over to him. That would just be a case of boss facing consequences for his retarded actions if that dude wanted to get him banned on twitch.
Its not like he wont stream in discord anyways
 
GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
Bossman decides its time for some more free money, why not?
i guess i will work for Winna now :smug: the Bossman deserves this juice, so how bout that free money buddy boy?
problem is the offer is over a month old, so the deal was no longer valid
they replied
"i dont think the offer still stands"
Paul from Winna then asks X, "what happened? should we sign BMJ?"
the replies are as to be expected :story:

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some replies, but they are all like this :story:
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It's so fucking funny to see the other side of bossman casino negotiations. This nigger really just sends a fucking thumbs up emoji to a 1 month old offer out of nowhere and then considers it done and even goes live on discord to flex his amazing new deal (he literally did this)
 
Gil_Ga_Mesh said:
there's times I genuinely feel bad for Boss. And then I'm reminded of vids like this. If i said that in earshot of my dad as a 12 year old, let alone some 30+ manchild, he would have thrown me through the kitchen window. I hope he get the max sentence and shanked in prison.
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My old man if I did 1/10000th of the shit Austin does

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Averagest Redditor said:
Austin spots a fatty. He is not happy.

fatty.mp4

Fatty's reaction during the stream:

raii1.mp4

Austin thought his fat face was so funny that he kept posting his picture in Discord:

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Fatty was notified about it in Twitch chat and decided to do a little VOD reviewerooski:

raii2.mp4
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Honestly the guy boss spergs out at in the clip shouldn't report him, he should continue to be a uninvolved party. Probably one of the more funny clips outside of the bossman cycle.
 
Gil_Ga_Mesh said:
there's times I genuinely feel bad for Boss. And then I'm reminded of vids like this. If i said that in earshot of my dad as a 12 year old, let alone some 30+ manchild, he would have thrown me through the kitchen window. I hope he get the max sentence and shanked in prison.
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It's not how he treats his family (although that itself is abominable), it's how he treats himself. It's the lack of self-respect that kills me.

And when I say, "kills me," i mean that literally. Even if I lived alone and I had no family members to mouth off to, the type of thoughts that bounce around in Austin's head would kill me if they bounced around in my head.

"I'm a slave to a slot machine and to drugs sold to me by niggers." If I ever genuinely felt that way, yeah, I'd suck-start a 9mm.
 
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