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Just a hypothetical, but if russ made a cameo account, would anyone here be tempted to use it?
Imagine a message from russ saying "Hashpy Birshday Kwwishatz ooo"
It could help him pay off his many many many lawsuits and maybe find a hovel to crawl into at night.
I know his ego would fold at the first request, but just something I thought would be funny.

Edit: Or an audible type thing, where russ reads his own book.
 
Kwisatz00 said:
Just a hypothetical, but if russ made a cameo account, would anyone here be tempted to use it?
Imagine a message from russ saying "Hashpy Birshday Kwwishatz ooo"
It could help him pay off his many many many lawsuits and maybe find a hovel to crawl into at night.
I know his ego would fold at the first request, but just something I thought would be funny.

Edit: Or an audible type thing, where russ reads his own book.
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Cameo is dying, he'd only get troll accounts. And it would be priced way too high, and he wouldn't even read the scripts.
 
Kwisatz00 said:
Just a hypothetical, but if russ made a cameo account, would anyone here be tempted to use it?
Imagine a message from russ saying "Hashpy Birshday Kwwishatz ooo"
It could help him pay off his many many many lawsuits and maybe find a hovel to crawl into at night.
I know his ego would fold at the first request, but just something I thought would be funny.

Edit: Or an audible type thing, where russ reads his own book.
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As amusing as that would be, I would be loathe to give any money to the drooling, litigious faggot since it will only a) let him find another hooker to bother hire, or b) give him legroom to continue being a litigious faggot.
 
Betonhaus said:
Is it they they suck or that your location is one of the few that don't cheat? I've been to restaurants that will immediately clear your order idf the screen to get a good time then immediately fuck it up and forget things
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Ah yes, those moving targets known as run times.
On a slow day management will chide you for spamming the Print/Close button. On busy days they seem to be more laissez faire. Thirty seconds was the gold standard back in the day. Hitting that Print button at least you get a printout of what they wanted.
You can always tell when a manager has just fucking had it when they glance a 1 minute+ run time and shrug.

Bill Evans 45 said:
This takes me back to The Barber Saga, starts here:
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Russell thought he could go in for a trim..then get some trim.

Kwisatz00 said:
Just a hypothetical, but if russ made a cameo account, would anyone here be tempted to use it?
Imagine a message from russ saying "Hashpy Birshday Kwwishatz ooo"
It could help him pay off his many many many lawsuits and maybe find a hovel to crawl into at night.
I know his ego would fold at the first request, but just something I thought would be funny.

Edit: Or an audible type thing, where russ reads his own book.
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"I Russell Greer do solemnly swear that I am a vexatious litigant, my lawsuits have no merit, I solicited sex from illegal prostitutes, I misused student loan mo---

........wait"

This could all be over with one $5 donation.
 
BoomerPrime said:
As amusing as that would be, I would be loathe to give any money to the drooling, litigious faggot since it will only a) let him find another hooker to bother hire, or b) give him legroom to continue being a litigious faggot.
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I would love to wave dollar bills at him to get him to dance like a monkey for me.
 
Wahgonga said:
Watch out Taco Bell, Russhole is unhappy. He's back in his 'Teacher, he's staring at me !' mode. Lol.

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Kwisatz00 said:
Just a hypothetical, but if russ made a cameo account, would anyone here be tempted to use it?
Imagine a message from russ saying "Hashpy Birshday Kwwishatz ooo"
It could help him pay off his many many many lawsuits and maybe find a hovel to crawl into at night.
I know his ego would fold at the first request, but just something I thought would be funny.

Edit: Or an audible type thing, where russ reads his own book.
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I'd pay him to say "Andy, you are FAKE! You aren't abused! You aren't even really disabled, like ME! Wipe your own butt, Andy!" and make up a backstory about a lazy relative trying to cheat the government, so he'd do it. Then, I'd post it on Andy Ditch's X and start a tard fight. Who will win, Brothel King vs. Buzin' Faker? The crossover nobody wanted (except me).
 
obsdj said:
For those who still don't want to deal with Yet Another Fucking Greer Thread, this just happened and it's real.
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Matt "kick em when their down" Hardin.

Can you picture being SUCH a fuck up, you have a lawyer who specializes in... you. There's patent lawyers, slip and fall, DUI... and now a Russel Greer lawyer. NGL I kinda want to send the man an Xmas gift (despite helping covering Null's costs). I would never suggest any of us, ever mention how much if anything we donate to the farms/null etc. But I want to publicy state, I threw in for the lawsuit because seeing Rusty suffer like this is worth money to me.

I can't wait till student loan people take his car.
 
Bassomatic said:
Matt "kick em when their down" Hardin.

Can you picture being SUCH a fuck up, you have a lawyer who specializes in... you. There's patent lawyers, slip and fall, DUI... and now a Russel Greer lawyer. NGL I kinda want to send the man an Xmas gift (despite helping covering Null's costs). I would never suggest any of us, ever mention how much if anything we donate to the farms/null etc. But I want to publicy state, I threw in for the lawsuit because seeing Rusty suffer like this is worth money to me.

I can't wait till student loan people take his car.
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I think his practice is more broadly defined as legal cow tipping. Greer is just a frequent flyer.
 
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