🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I think it's cause for years Billy has insisted those scores were achieved legitimately even as the evidence has clearly shown they were not. Like you can think that video game high scores are dumb and who cares, but the fact is that Billy himself very much cares about his high scores. Also he's had some loser lawsuits over the years himself.

Like when he sued Cartoon Network for defamation because a character in The Regular Show was parody of him. Or like when he sued Pac-Man champion David Race over recording a call where Billy lays out an extremely dumb plan to try and trick his detractors.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v1MxaqC7rTc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3-qVV-rP_jo
Billy also has a number of hanger on retards in his camp that definitely have not helped like Triforce Johnson and Todd Rogers, the latter having himself been proven to be a massive cheater.
after dunking on a more unsympathetic character billy's greaseball behavior is reframed as an anti-hero who doesn't give a fuck. he also trashes the sanctity of speedrunning which is pleasing to anyone who knows how neurotic and diseased that community is.

I fully expect that unless billy retires as a public spectacle he will do something extremely shitty to incinerate the current stock of goodwill and break the narrative. but for now he's an excellent character for the story and being team billy is what's most funny.
 
I fully expect that unless billy retires as a public spectacle he will do something extremely shitty to incinerate the current stock of goodwill and break the narrative.
Outside of a few niche communities nobody is going to be keeping tabs on him or really care what he has to say. Once the drama with Karl is done, he will naturally fade from the wider discourse again, but this time on a high note. If he does something bad most people will not hear about it unless it is some wild felonies that get on the news or some shit like that.
 
Carl could have just taken the L and moved on. Probably had another disgusting half Asian child, unlike Billy's superior. 6.4 Genetics. To use the term the kids like you using. If Billy and Mr. Jobs was standing in the same room. He'd be mauled.
Also, there's no evidence Billy cheated. He broke a really, really stupidly specific rule about using an emulator. He's perfectly capable of getting the high score, which he's demonstrated on a live stream multiple times.
Also the difference is Billy's whole persona is a character. And these people aren't playing a character. They're just ass blasted about video game high scores, which is the single gayest thing to be ass blasted about.
 
Carl could have just taken the L and moved on. Probably had another disgusting half Asian child, unlike Billy's superior. 6.4 Genetics. To use the term the kids like you using. If Billy and Mr. Jobs was standing in the same room. He'd be mauled.
Also, there's no evidence Billy cheated. He broke a really, really stupidly specific rule about using an emulator. He's perfectly capable of getting the high score, which he's demonstrated on a live stream multiple times.
Also the difference is Billy's whole persona is a character. And these people aren't playing a character. They're just ass blasted about video game high scores, which is the single gayest thing to be ass blasted about.
HE GOT THE HIGH SCORE ANYWAY?!
 
Man Im gonna have to buy another bottles of Rickys hot sauce null should see about getting a kiwi branded hot sauce from Billy.
 
karlas neverending fantasy.jpg
Prepare thy selves, for the King is once again going to take Karl's assets.
 
hahahahahaha

See attached PDF for the complaint.
I am reading it now.

Summary of the counts.

5 Counts of Defamation
1 Count of Unauthorized use of Name and Likeness
1 Count of Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress

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Karl is suing Billy over Reddit posts made by a third party. Karl remains forever felted.
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And this tweet accusing Karl of "serious illegal activity". (I agree with Billy, Karl was, is and will forever been criminally retarded)
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During the defamation case in Australia, Karl told Billy that he would go bankrupt if he lost the case, and offered to settle for 300000$.
Billy drove him into bankruptcy intentionally. lmao
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Mega Crybaby Karl is upset Billy mocked him and used his image.
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Karl really is butthurt.
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Karl is upset that people view his rochade putting the channel into his wife's name and avoiding the channel income being used to pay Billy as "evading tax"
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Karl is also butthurt that Billy (among others) calle dhim out for the deceptive practices with the GoFundMe campaign.
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MOMMY - Billy is being mean!
This retard is filing Cyraxx level lawsuits. Outstanding, I'm going to buy some of Billy's hot sauce so I can enjoy it while watching this when it turns extra funny.
 
HE GOT THE HIGH SCORE ANYWAY?!
Yes, he's gotten two million points on a live stream. Multiple times. He also doesn't have the high school. That would be another guy. By the way, the guy who beat Billy's high score used an emulator. Everyone crucify him.
Also, he doesn't like Billy because speed running is just glitching the game. We're getting a high score in old style arcade game requires to actually be good at a game. Also, Billy literally has. A DK. Statue one of the Donkey Kong Country games and got to meet some of the top. At Nintendo.
 
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