📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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AskMeAnything said:
I haven't heard that but it wouldn't surprise me.
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I swear i read something along those lines some months ago and it had a video of a horde of ladyboys chasing down like 3 jeets in the slums of some thai city.
Magic Pickle said:
A TiF can't even feel thrilled for her sister's gestating son because she's too busy resenting her brother for recognizing that her baby will be a real boy, unlike her, thus leading OP to literally envy a baby that hasn't even been born yet. Is anyone else uber creeped out when they get weirdly jealous of young relatives? It's not pedophilic - that feels a bit hyperbolic - but it feels inappropriate nonetheless.
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This one made me legitimately scared. Specially when i read the "he's going to be a real boy" like he's Pinoccio. I hope the family doesn't grant this deranged pooner access to the kid.
 
Magic Pickle said:
She hasn’t been able to take the dildo that we have. It hurts her.
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If the GF were having trouble with the real live penis attached to her BF, that would be a sensitive problem for them to work on, but, like, you can just go buy a smaller dildo. What kind of jerk is pounding an alleged loved one with an oversized inanimate object?

....Unless there's a dildo shortage now, with the oil crisis?
 
Chandelier said:
That woman is going to prison. Brazil has stricter laws against muh transphobia than they do for murder. They also passed a law making misogyny a crime, so that also applies to trannies. She's fucked.
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brazil has the most murders in the world and is crawling with criminal gangs, instead of dealing with the insane crime rate they instead want to institute wrongthink laws...
 
LazyLizard said:
brazil has the most murders in the world and is crawling with criminal gangs, instead of dealing with the insane crime rate they instead want to institute wrongthink laws...
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Illustrating, yet again, the chasm between the real, consequential, matter-of-life-and-death concerns of the plebs, and the luxury-belief, virtue-signalling pearl-clutching of the elites.
 
This guy wants to blow up his whole gamer friend group by insisting they call him a girl, even though they don't show any inclination to do so. He seems to still be under the illusion that its 2015 and anyone gives a shit

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Of course reddit gives him some sterling advice. Go all out like a dramatic faggot

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poggers said:
This guy wants to blow up his whole gamer friend group by insisting they call him a girl, even though they don't show any inclination to do so. He seems to still be under the illusion that its 2015 and anyone gives a shit

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Of course reddit gives him some sterling advice. Go all out like a dramatic faggot

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This is probably the single most offensive post a tranny has made about what "being a girl" is supposed to be. They really think we're like this, huh?
 
Magic Pickle said:
No-nut nomad: years of scrounging up pennies to put in piggy banks to build a life for a dream family have been squandered for this TiM as he's been so politically paranoid that his constant relocation may have taken so much time that he's about to age out of being a candidate for adoption; now it's a struggle for OP to wake up every day, knowing each morning he rises is another morning taking him further away from his greatest wish.
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:story: Cashed in his 401k because he thought Trump was about to reopen the camps. Amazing L. I had to look into this guy's profile and found him all over infertility subreddits. He indicates "dual factor infertility" in his flair, meaning that both partners have conditions that contribute to the couple's infertility.
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Well guess what? His partner is an FTM. This is very likely a case of two people who had healthy, functioning reproductive systems.
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Apparently he volunteers at an org that works with infertility (WTF). One of his fellow volunteers announces that she is pregnant. Does OP congratulate her? No, he messages her to announce that he will now be avoiding her, then complains to Reddit that she "whined" about it. Note the title of the post: "Confided in a colleague, now regret it." No, you hijacked her pregnancy announcement to reach out and be an asshole to her, you poisonous turd.
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One of my colleagues at a place where I volunteer announced she was expecting directly in our team chat. I sadly have to interface with her directly in real life, so I privately reacted out to her to explain our situation, how it hasn’t gone well, and how I’m happy for her but ultimately would be keeping my distance from her for a while.

I thought it would be a pretty cut and dry conversation. Our org deals with infertility and pregnancy, so I also figured it was best to be honest as many folks on staff have experience with infertility.

…it was sadly not cut and dry. She whined about how “hard” it was for her (she only tried for under a year and immediately conceived after quitting vaping), how she “believes” that with “positive energy” I’d be able to achieve my dreams, and I should look into IVF to help. Also something about how I was a “strong woman” who “knows how to get what she wants.”

Had to remind her that I don’t have a uterus, so none of that was gonna help, before breaking down in tears. I felt so deeply unseen and unheard. I don’t even really know why she said that stuff when she knows I can’t carry.

I tried to be kind, but I was honest that her awkward advice was not supportive and I know I probably came off like a jerk.

I just really hate how lonely this all is.

Here, a woman shares her grief about infertility caused by a uterine malfunction, and OP jumps right in, clearly enjoying an environment where almost all users are actual women and will assume he is one too.
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I know I'm not exactly coming at this from the same angle, because my personal circumstances are different, but I think I can understand at least a part of what you're talking about. I also don't think I know quite how to describe it, because the feeling is just... unique and unimaginably shitty. You said "outcast" and the words I usually use is "disconnected" or "forever separated."

It hurts, its cold, and it sucks. I know for me, it feels like a constant weight that just never, ever leaves. I'm sorry you're feeling that too. But you're certainly not worth less than anyone else. I know I'm just a random voice on the internet, but I hope it helps. <3

There's more in this freak's post history but I have to go work now. :heart-empty:I'll leave you with one more of his posts. Please, be sure you're sitting down before you read on. This is a truly shocking reveal. OP's obsession with pregnancy? OP's infiltration of infertility groups? OP's tears and flouncing every time he encounters a real-life pregnant woman?: IT'S A FETISH. He wears "prop stomachs" out in public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't archive it but he said elsewhere in his profile that he's been on titty skittles for 18 years so the pregnancy fetish and the troonery basically co-occurred.
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It's a good rant and a very accurate rant. It's something I've run into too again and again. I focus on analysis and business design for my main jobs, but I'm a fantasy maternity model on the side.

I've worn prop stomachs for 20 years and that entire experience has taught me again, and again, that people are generally terrible at many aspects of this stuff. If I wear a stomach, I have the chance to make an infertile person feel terrible. I'll see them begin to close up, take steps back, or remove themselves from the room I'm in.

If I don't wear it and talk about my very real infertility, the people who come to see my modeling actually recoil. I don't get as many interactions when I talk about infertility as when I talk about or model fertility.

Near as I have always been able to tell, it's because fertility is aspirational while infertility is grief and vulnerability. As humans, we take natural steps to defend ourselves from pain. We also feel pain worse when we don't know how to help -- many humans actually want to help one another, so not knowing how to help is painful in and of itself.

All of that adds up to create the defensive reactions and conversational suppression. Out of sight, out of mind and all that. It even appears in what you quoted from that podcast, OP: "not growing your family is spiritual suicide." When I break that line down, I see [fear of not growing family for social connection] + [use of faith as defensive shield]. The podcaster's actions aren't out of pride or excitement, but out of fear for an outcome in his life that he does not want. Faith is always great at acting as a mental defense.

I so agree with you though... we need to talk about this more. It shouldn't be this hidden or taboo, and it would probably help a lot of people.
 
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poggers said:
This guy wants to blow up his whole gamer friend group by insisting they call him a girl, even though they don't show any inclination to do so. He seems to still be under the illusion that its 2015 and anyone gives a shit

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Of course reddit gives him some sterling advice. Go all out like a dramatic faggot

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This is so ridiculously absurd and offensive I just want to get the comment down in text. BrightAlina's tips to get your COD bros to treat you like the true and honest woman you are:

Funnel your girly-girl on them to the full power ✨️🌈🦄✨️

Make it ridiculous to even call you anything else than a girl bcs your vibe and reactions are all wrong for a boy.

Become stereotype e-girl incarnate.UwU Be cute, throw tantrums easily. Be accomodating in womanly manner, hop on romance and super cute stuff. Pretend (or not) they made you cry with a slightest offence. Care about vibe and being girly-girl more than about the game. 💃They deserved their games ruined for mistreating you. 😈 Wash dat gross losers boy stuff away from you.💅

Don't do it in one shot tho bcs it would be awkward and hard to pull off properly.

Hop on woman-oriented content, feminist jokes, romances, empowering female characters, male crashes. Share your exitement about it with them.🫶 Even if you don't enjoy it much, go lowkey pranking your dudes making it lovey-dovey or gay awkward for them. That would definitely be fun. Tho, you may end up someone crashing on you 🤭

If your games have a voice chat, start voice training and speak with them only with your high pitch.

Thats how you "ask" being treated as a woman you are, girl.💖
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Another day, another f1nnster drama.

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(saying this while being a prostitute btw)

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(Small background: Freddie was a femboy who f1nnster essentially groomed into taking hrt and he started an OF not long after.)
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F1nnster response:
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TLDR: A bunch of manic tranny prostitutes.

I am actually sort of glad f1nnster exists, because in a twisted way he portrays what transgenderism is. Grooming, degeneracy, expensive (and 9/10 times life ruining) procedures, expensive pharmaceuticals, substance abuse and so much more. He is a shining example of the transgender movement's degeneracy and they hate him for it because they see themselves in the mirror (i.e 2nd pic). Doesn't negate all the retarded and downright harmful things he has done, but it's a cautionary tale to people who are smart enough to connect the dots.

EDIT: I am actually late for this, here is the post in f1nn's thread. Apologies.
 
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Another day, another f1nnster drama.

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(saying this while being a prostitute btw)

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(Small background: Freddie was a femboy who f1nnster essentially groomed into taking hrt and he started an OF not long after.)
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F1nnster response:
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TLDR: A bunch of manic tranny prostitutes.

I am actually sort of glad f1nnster exists, because in a twisted way he portrays what transgenderism is. Grooming, degeneracy, expensive (and 9/10 times life ruining) procedures, expensive pharmaceuticals, substance abuse and so much more. He is a shining example of the transgender movement's degeneracy and they hate him for it because they see themselves in the mirror (i.e 2nd pic). Doesn't negate all the retarded and downright harmful things he has done, but it's a cautionary tale to people who are smart enough to connect the dots.

EDIT: I am actually late for this, here is the post in f1nn's thread. Apologies.
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"I belong in men's sports"
I certainly wouldn't mind crushing your skull and utterly embarrassing you in a boxing ring.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
If the GF were having trouble with the real live penis attached to her BF, that would be a sensitive problem for them to work on, but, like, you can just go buy a smaller dildo. What kind of jerk is pounding an alleged loved one with an oversized inanimate object?

....Unless there's a dildo shortage now, with the oil crisis?
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Reading that made me think she probably bought one off of Bad Dragon.
 
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