🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 451 30.6%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,475
Molag Bal said:
As much as christians want to cope about how he's a fake christian, if you listen to his long rant about preachers and how he doesn't like the cynical jokester style of his new preacher, he strikes me as a guy who goes to church dozens of times a year
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I've never set foot inside a church service, and I'm confident that Jer goes to church extremely rarely if ever. He needs to be bribed into eating broccoli with legos, I can't fucking imagine him taking hours from his day to go to church, even if he believed that staying home means he burns for all eternity.
He talks about church service on stream for the same reason he brags about how he was a total chad before marriage, and he fucked all of his sister'a friends in high school. He's a developmentally stunted retard playing pretend on the Internet.
Septic Tank Bomber said:
How big is Wisconsin and what are the odds these 2 alcoholic, belligerent, sexually deviant, politically polar opposite yet equal dimwit rage hogs collide with each other?
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It's a near certainty, in my opinion. I'm surprised they can both fit in the state at the same time. They're fat btw.
 
I mean I'm just saying said:
Little bit of that, maybe a little bit of this:
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Guess horny Jer's creeping ain't just limited to adult women!
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I grew up in the same area as Mark and I can tell you 'jokes' like that get you into fistfights at best. The only reason I can think anyone would let this slide is just blaming it on Poocuck Scambly's Asperger's, but even then you have to tell him to stop.

I have never seen those tweets; if he thinks those are jokes, then he's got the humor of an edgy 12 year old.
 
For anyone who doesn't know how far back Jer's white knight simping for women other than his wife goes, there was a YouTuber who went by the name Trillium that Jeremy was pining for back in the day.

If I remember correctly, he not only sent her parts to complete her PC build, but also streaming hardware as well. Months later she ghosted him and he made videos inquiring as to where she disappeared to.

 
Screenshot 2026-04-09 144207.png All I did was ask How everyone's weekend was .
 
Molag Bal said:
how he's a fake christian, if you listen to his long rant about preachers and how he doesn't like the cynical jokester style of his new preacher, he strikes me as a guy who goes to church dozens of times a year, and there's only 51 weeks in each year, so if he went every Sunday, that just about lines up.
As far as 'being a real christian' goes, Jeremy Hambly is about as real as it gets. No, he's not a fake christian, he's a real christian, you just don't like what you see, when a real christian is in the spotlight.
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He's fake. The way I can tell is that he hasnt given which denomination he belongs to, I've yet to see him get into religious arguments between said denominations, and he doesnt even name the church he watches livestreams from. You're telling me a guy who supposedly has Asperger's, who can barely stop talking about a woman's body and will sperg on anything manchild related, is suddenly vague about his faith? Either he's the lukewarm of the lukewarm, or he barely knows how to grift.
 
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The Secret Sauce said:
He needs to be bribed into eating broccoli with legos.
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One of those sentences about a man in his 40s that you have to read twice even though you know it's true.

The broccoli I could kind of understand, there are foods some people don't like. I can't stand canned tuna, that's fair.

The lego obsession continues to confuse me though. It's such a common trait among lolcows and man children. Why? They're not challenging, I put together giant spaceships in the instruction book when I was 8. Is it for some sense of accomplishment? Just arrested development? Autism?

There needs to be some kind of case study is all I'm saying.
 
Troons to the moon said:
I grew up in the same area as Mark and I can tell you 'jokes' like that get you into fistfights at best. The only reason I can think anyone would let this slide is just blaming it on Poocuck Scambly's Asperger's, but even then you have to tell him to stop.

I have never seen those tweets; if he thinks those are jokes, then he's got the humor of an edgy 12 year old.
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The tweet is not even all of it. He made the exact same joke in a stream with Dankula.

Not surpriced the Dankula guy is starting to distance himself, but i AM a bit surpriced they got it together at all to begin with because the little i have seen of the guy seems to indicate a man with a bit of humour. I dont know....but yeah i am pretty sure Jeremy is such a coward he only does these tasteless jokes online because a man this socialy incompetent and tasteless could get into real trouble with parts of the populace.
 
GloriousRapeRabbit said:
Not surpriced the Dankula guy is starting to distance himself, but i AM a bit surpriced they got it together at all to begin with because the little i have seen of the guy seems to indicate a man with a bit of humour.
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I'm genuinely curious what Hamblys old pals think of him. On TISM Bearing would gush about the Casino, hes a fan of them.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
One of those sentences about a man in his 40s that you have to read twice even though you know it's true.

The broccoli I could kind of understand, there are foods some people don't like. I can't stand canned tuna, that's fair.

The lego obsession continues to confuse me though. It's such a common trait among lolcows and man children. Why? They're not challenging, I put together giant spaceships in the instruction book when I was 8. Is it for some sense of accomplishment? Just arrested development? Autism?

There needs to be some kind of case study is all I'm saying.
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Guess I dodged a bullet , because I never had LEGO's as a kid and Im in the same age bracket as Jer . Lincoln log enjoyers represent !
 
GloriousRapeRabbit said:
Not surpriced the Dankula guy is starting to distance himself, but i AM a bit surpriced they got it together at all to begin with because the little i have seen of the guy seems to indicate a man with a bit of humour.
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Jer started the TISM podcast as producer and got Dank and Bearing as cohosts because they ran around in the same Skeptic clique and can actually be entertaining. He wasn't particularly good at producing back then either, I remember a good few technical issues.
I used to listen to it, and even then felt it was the Dankula and Bearing show with an unfunny sperg that's just kind of there. He attached like a dingleberry to his comedian friends in a similar way he does with women these days.
 
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GloriousRapeRabbit said:
The tweet is not even all of it. He made the exact same joke in a stream with Dankula.

Not surpriced the Dankula guy is starting to distance himself, but i AM a bit surpriced they got it together at all to begin with because the little i have seen of the guy seems to indicate a man with a bit of humour. I dont know....but yeah i am pretty sure Jeremy is such a coward he only does these tasteless jokes online because a man this socialy incompetent and tasteless could get into real trouble with parts of the populace.
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Look, Dankula is cool but let's not pretend he's straight laced or the opposite of Jeremy. They're both fat, drunk MTG spergs who live online. Dankula is someone who bragged to Alex Jones that he fucked a tranny before. I'm not surprised at all that they became friends, but Dankula is smart enough to see the writing on the walls at least.
 
TheTurdReich said:
Look, Dankula is cool but let's not pretend he's straight laced or the opposite of Jeremy. They're both fat, drunk MTG spergs who live online. Dankula is someone who bragged to Alex Jones that he fucked a tranny before. I'm not surprised at all that they became friends, but Dankula is smart enough to see the writing on the walls at least.
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Aah i see. I watched a few of his "mad lads" series and i enjoyed them quite a bit. He definitely made me chuckle quite a bit at times. But other than that i really dont know much about the dude.
 
GloriousRapeRabbit said:
Aah i see. I watched a few of his "mad lads" series and i enjoyed them quite a bit. He definitely made me chuckle quite a bit at times. But other than that i really dont know much about the dude.
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Yeah I did too back in the day, those were pretty peak and way better content than anything Jeremy has ever released. But it's clear from what I know at least that dude has a degenerate side himself
 
quarter_grifter said:
My take is that, the singular way in which Jer is honest with himself is that he knows he has a price. So when he looks at other political commentators not being absolutely 100% dedicated enough to their positions to a level in which they'd be willing to be crucified for them, he can point and say "look at that, they're not loyal either! That means I'm not uniquely awful!" I believe this is how he clings onto his biggest flaw, his biggest sin - his pride in being able to point a finger at someone else and say that they have it too, even when they're not even remotely comparable levels.

Rex Jones makes money from doing his show because of the financial realities of staying alive in 2026? "He's doing it for the money!"
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Honestly, I don’t think Jer is introspective enough for this. He’s just projecting his own grifter mindset onto everyone he meets online and can’t fathom that some people actually take their politics seriously. To him, Rex Jones is nothing more than another grifter grandstanding for clout.
 
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