🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 436 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 574 39.7%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 253 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 113 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,446
I am on Easter vacation and I don't have my PC at the moments so the quality isn't top tier.
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Varretnon847 said:
It seems a second plane has hit the Casino. This time their most recent video of Jer on the Kino Casino Clips channel was also taken down for "harassment and bullying".

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It's funny cause before I really didn't care about Quartering. Just always thought him as a boring loser. Hearing about the criminal bull stuff I was a bit intrigued since I haven't kept up on him (and reminded me of Cokeita) but with the flaggotry. I am really interested now! Plan to watch now.

He's such a retarded flaggot. :)
 
This is honestly probably going to be the last gasp of quarterings relevance. If he wants to be a lily-livered coward then he'll continue on his endless spiral. But if he's smart which he isn't he could take the financial audit and roll with it
 
Dago said:
But if he's smart which he isn't he could take the financial audit and roll with it
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I think Caleb hired a professional certified account for his show, so I imagine Hambeast is actively afraid of what he would find.

Source : Caleb has the wasteful purchases highlighted, but does not know what is in the paperwork so his reactions are genuine.

Yes i watch his show, its dumb and gay but it keeps the "i do not want to be like these people" in my head

Edit : Caleb also is super careful with personal information so Hamfat has no excuse about that either.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I don't get it. Jeremy has been around forever. He was in the original Matt Jarbo stream. He should know what this is and how the wind is blowing, he should know this drunk.

That being said I would love bloodsports with him to happen but it fucking won't because things can't be fun with these types. A man can dream though...
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This may be his plan to grow his new channels or get eyes on his other shitty channels. Remember, Jeremy thinks he’s different and better than everyone else. It’s similar to how heroin addicts think they can just taper off, and they’re not like other addicts. But they are and the results are the same.

Jeremy is already well down the Jarbo path. He just tried the channel rebranding BEFORE the bouldering as opposed to Jarbo doing it after.
 
It is to my horror that I found my father watching Hamplanet on Easter. He stated, after being informed of various facts that he doesn't really care who the person is just the information that is peddled. It seems a full dosage of Kino Casino is needed, and if things are too dire- some Mac and Cheese
 
AltisticRight said:
Quartering is such a retarded migger grifting hack. Why did he ever find an audience? Who watches his garbage? His takes are shit, he looks like shit, his hobbies are shit and his coffee is shit.
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He literally just flooded the zone with anti-sjw takes at the same time that everyone else was getting banned. He was the self-censored, algorithm friendly (cucked) option. I’ll put it this way, if Jeremy didn’t exist and anyone did what he did at that time they would have the same audience and same career trajectory.

Also, what is a “migger”? Is that a maga nigger?
 
SandyCat said:
It's funny considering Jeremy was one of the people on the infamous boulder stream shitting on Mundane Matt for being a copyright flaggot. Now the sektur has imploded and everyone on the boulder stream has slowly turned into a lolcow. Meanwhile Mundane Matt may still be a boring faggot but he just can't stop taking W's by doing literally nothing. He just waits patiently, like a unmoving boulder as his enemies slowly destroy themselves.

His retarded remdeption arc of doing nothing while everyone around him becomes worse than him will always be the funniest shit to me.

The boulder king wins again
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He must be a student of Elisha Long and is absolutely retardmaxxing to the fullest, and now look at him. Just living his life and doing nothing.
 
Oxyjen said:
I confess that the Hambling segments are main event on kino casino for me. I had zero awareness of him before they started dissecting him either
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It's understandable why so many people in the audience were annoyed with the Quarterpounder segments, because when they first started they were generally tame compared to the hijinks of the other fuckups like Ralph. But Quartering is a perfect encapsulation of a functional alcoholic: he's able to keep his appearances together, just-barely, to cover up a bumbling and incontinent life. By daisy-chaining his debt and writing off buying views as "business expenses" to get a steep discount on his taxes, he's managed for a long while to project the image of success, stability, progress. For a lot of people, that first glance is where it ends -- and a functional alcoholic is a master at deflecting. Everything about Jeremy's blobular form anyways makes you want to look away from him.

But if you keep pressing at alcoholics, the veneer isn't hard to snap. They're not used to continued, consistent pressure and they don't know how to deal with it -- normally throwing a temper-tantrum will get people to back off, because who wants to deal with that shit? Keep at it, though, and beyond that façade you'll find a hilariously broken person -- and Jeremy is that... with access to deep lines of credit. How can you tell the difference between a room-temperature and a boiling-hot glass beaker? How can you tell the difference between a motor vehicle that is wholly-owned and a motor vehicle that is leveraged collateral?
 
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And worst of all, HE'S FAT
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He also has bowel control problems.
Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
They're not used to continued, consistent pressure and they don't know how to deal with it
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They're used to that kind of pressure (the constant pressure of wanting another drink) and they know very well how to deal with it: have another drink and shit themselves.

Then have 2 more drinks and drunk text that old lady with dead eyes about how they're crazy in love with her.
 
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Wilson The Ball said:
It is to my horror that I found my father watching Hamplanet on Easter. He stated, after being informed of various facts that he doesn't really care who the person is just the information that is peddled. It seems a full dosage of Kino Casino is needed, and if things are too dire- some Mac and Cheese
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Did you make sure to scream "WHOOOOOAAA BUDDYYYYYYYY!!!!" at him?
 
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