💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Riley is a broke disfunctional guy. It would be tough to know if he is the way he is because of an inherent condition like autism or he became that way because of years of bad living and being around horrible people. This is the same Riley who was for years tied at the hip to Digibro and bird. Its never easy to know if someone was troubled from an early age or became troubled because of the accumulated effect of a raft of bad personal & lifestyle choices.
 
Don't let this draw attention away from the fact that the best ending Riley can possibly have is being shot in self defense by someone Dax wanted to harass. He has no inherent value outside of catching .45s
 
BigDuckEnergy said:
So wait, she had a crush on Dick which probably factored heavily on her ostracising herself from her family on his advice, and she didn't even get to fuck him but instead shacked up with that gremlin who doesn't even wash himself or clean his teeth, was abusive and essentially sex trafficked her? She really is a colossal retard.
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She should have familiarized herself with Dax lore enough to know that he only trafficks retard girls to pass them off to his wack pack to be abused.
 
BigDuckEnergy said:
So wait, she had a crush on Dick which probably factored heavily on her ostracising herself from her family on his advice, and she didn't even get to fuck him but instead shacked up with that gremlin who doesn't even wash himself or clean his teeth, was abusive and essentially sex trafficked her? She really is a colossal retard.
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She is special needs. More autistic than most and I do not say it as an insult. It is fair to say that she realized what was going on too late and was afraid. Juju and co are influential and famous. Once they isolated her, there was little she could do other than bide time and wait for an opportunity.

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She should have familiarized herself with Dax lore enough to know that he only trafficks retard girls to pass them off to his wack pack to be abused.
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Yes, if only retards weren't retarded.
 
Just a reminder that Riley is a white kid who was adopted by a black family. He was always going to be fucked up.
Never Scored said:
She insisted she never fucked Dick.
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I dunno mang, she did the whole retarded “put your feet up on the patio” thing at his dream mansion that Maddax insisted meant they had sex. Unless Maddax is lying.
Never Scored said:
Reilly doesn't shower regularly because he feels it ruins his musk and the only way she could get him to wash his pits was to get a shower with him and wash them.
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Riley and MintSalad were literally homeless for an extended period of time. There was a period of time where they lived in a tent and did a bunch of drugs together.
Hidden Cat said:
Is there a post or video of the call that you're aware of? Tried searching the thread with no luck
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That was around late 2019/early 2020 when Dear Feeder guntguarded for Maddax. You’re not going to find it here. The call was featured on a TDS episode I believe sometime between September 2019 and February 2020.
Incecticyder said:
Once they isolated her
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This is probably the most insidious thing he’s done, next to getting Riley to piss on Eric July’s grandfather’s grave. Maddax wanted to fuck a 19 year old with big boobs so he isolated her from her then-relationship, her parents, and then she got passed around (the ralphamale very likely got a piece), then got pimped out on OnlySimps, became homeless, then Riley became so pathetic that she eventually ditched him. It is important to note that during this time Maddax claimed to be some big time pussy slayer.
 
The Hardest R said:
Unless Maddax is lying.
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If he could get away with it, he would have claimed to have slept with half of Hollywood. In any case, Mint has no benefit in claiming she never slept with him.

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Riley and MintSalad were literally homeless for an extended period of time. There was a period of time where they lived in a tent and did a bunch of drugs together.
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Thankfully, his standards of cleanliness did not suffer.

The Hardest R said:
This is probably the most insidious thing he’s done, next to getting Riley to piss on Eric July’s grandfather’s grave. Maddax wanted to fuck a 19 year old with big boobs so he isolated her from her then-relationship, her parents, and then she got passed around (the ralphamale very likely got a piece), then got pimped out on OnlySimps, became homeless, then Riley became so pathetic that she eventually ditched him. It is important to note that during this time Maddax claimed to be some big time pussy slayer.
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Most insidious thing that we know about.
 
Incecticyder said:
If he could get away with it, he would have claimed to have slept with half of Hollywood. In any case, Mint has no benefit in claiming she never slept with him.
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Sure there is, Maddax is a fucking embarrassment. A balding fat faggot more than twice her age that looks sweaty and greasy with his rat’s nest hair trying (and failing) to hide his baldness every time we see a clip of him. Best known as a “ironic” pedophile who spent three years talking about Cuties and then pivoted towards a losing fight with Eric July. Plenty of incentive to deny it in current year plus eleven.
 
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Sure there is, Maddax is a fucking embarrassment. A balding fat faggot more than twice her age that looks sweaty and greasy with his rat’s nest hair trying (and failing) to hide his baldness every time we see a clip of him. Best known as a “ironic” pedophile who spent three years talking about Cuties and then pivoted towards a losing fight with Eric July. Plenty of incentive to deny it in current year plus eleven.
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She might have slipped up and admitted she had slept with him. No one would believe it was consensual anyway. No skin of her back.
 
"Stupid nigger, I'm gonna use my sycophants to do Gay ops against you and this charity" - Dax "Juju" Herrera
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Mikoyan said:
With Riley and Vito basically out of the picture what's even his motivation, furthermore?
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I haven't got the slightest idea. 🙄 Shit even Vito and Clippa pretty much moved on from him FFS, and Clippas profile pretty much proves it. Granted Clippa still takes light jabs at him once and a while, but that doesn't mean Dick also can't also find better things to cry about now. 🤦 The Eric July drama is pretty much done...... It's so boring that almost nobody wants to hear it anymore, and that number isn't shrinking either.
 

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Juju lost the “fight” (if you can even call it that) against July. July’s business has grown to the point where Maddax is now just one of the white noise trolls. Maddax is left so far behind that for July to even acknowledge him at this point reflects poorly on July. Juju is nothing more than someone with a Xitter handle of barfyman69420.

He’s just a total zero in current year plus eleven.
 
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Juju lost the “fight” (if you can even call it that) against July. July’s business has grown to the point where Maddax is now just one of the white noise trolls. Maddax is left so far behind that for July to even acknowledge him at this point reflects poorly on July. Juju is nothing more than someone with a Xitter handle of barfyman69420.

He’s just a total zero in current year plus eleven.
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Dax realizes it too as he's trying to cozy, rip in pieces Cozy Rozy, up to PPP and go after Quarterton Hambly
 
The Dick Show was a drama-based show with mouthy opinions. Thats why it's patreon exploded and Dick kept milking it and creating lies. Early Maddox drama and the lolsuit was the prime time of slop I sucked up. Then it became highly contrived junk drama and still dragging on about Maddox, beating the dead horse. I quit listening to it around 2022-2023.
Ferynon said:
It’s easy to blame Vito but Dick’s shows were never even 30% as funny as the original Biggest Problem in the Universe , especially now that Dick pretends to be a conservative. BTW, what happened to Maddox? Is he homeless now, considering that he can’t make money online anymore?
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