DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Digger10 said:
That reminds me of when he critiqued a meal by saying "It's worse than what my wife makes". People made fun of him for admitting that Kat's cooking is bad and he did his usual "That's not what I said, you're an idiot if you got that impression." thing.

In that case, he might not have been contradicting himself, it could have been an example of him being a poor speaker. If he wasn't trying to insult Kat's cooking it would have made more sense to say "It's not as a good as what my wife makes." Saying "It's worse than what my wife makes" makes it sound like you're saying "My wife's cooking is bad, but this is really bad." But I'm sure Phil would say that you're a mouth drooler if you didn't understand his meaning.
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If I’m not mistaken it was a KFC or Popeyes video and it was mashed potatoes. The dumb bitch can’t even make mashed potatoes according to big brain Burnell
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Today's prestream has been one of the worst ever, definitely a must-miss, but there was at least this autistic little cope about his arms that turned into a cope about his... head?


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I don't even know why he bothered with an official "podcast" today, he had nothing to talk about. It was just like an hour of schedule sperging. But then again I guess he's thought that was cahntent worth broadcasting for like 20 years now.

Okay hold on, what???


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Do you live in a fucking underground bunker?? How do you not just casually know what the weather is during the course of your morning??

Or is he just insecure about people making fun of his weather autism now so he's overdoing pretending not to care?
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SwiftBucks said:
Polaks and ukies have basically the same cuisine.
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Ukrainians (Eastern Lithuanians) do in fact NOT partake in the superior Polish cuisine.
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CannedBacon said:
This is something I still can't wrap my head around. I started following and pocket watching some time around 2023 and noticed the same thing. Regardless of driving a whale away; another one simply spawned from literally nowhere and took their place. After diving into the lore and watching several videos it became apparent that this exact thing has been happening for years now.

I still don't understand how that's possible and after three years of following him I've given up on the idea that the money will dry up and he'll be forced to give up streaming. Once I waddled my away onto this forum I also saw that users would commonly say year after year that the end was near. Unfortunately for those of us who want to see the ship finally sink completely and see Phil be confronted with the reality of having to go find a real job, we're still here with no end in sight.
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you dont need to worry about the end, as joon the king, turkey tom, every documentary youtuber has stated.

This is DSP's NEVER-ENDING fall.

He will not die but he will fforever be falling and falling, going crazier from his loops, crazier from depression.
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
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OK this is some top tier detracting lol
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YT Troll as he's known in Raw Phil chat is a true soldier and seems to know how to get around YouTube's IP bans with countless throwaway accounts and caps lock messages for Phil pretty much every day.

Also, the Kino Casino boys are doing another Fuck Phil Friday segment, based on Goutlord's April Fools streams (mostly LTG). That'll be fun.
 
Hectic Heckler said:
YT Troll as he's known in Raw Phil chat is a true soldier and seems to know how to get around YouTube's IP bans with countless throwaway accounts and caps lock messages for Phil pretty much every day.
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It takes an impressive amount of autism to do what he does. God bless.
Love Is Blue said:
How the fuck is polack a real language. it's just zźżźwẃ
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Apologies for not simply editing this into one of my two prior plagiocephaly posts but this quote (and the google search result that provided it is absolute gold. spot on 101% correct. Nothing he can do.)
"Children with moderate to severe positional plagiocephaly and/or brachycephaly (PPB) tend to score significantly lower on cognitive ability tests, including global cognitive ability, verbal reasoning, nonverbal reasoning, and working memory, compared to unaffected controls."
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plagiocephaly effect on IQ and thought

Truly, there is nothing he can do...
 
00R-Gundam said:
you would think that him, who lives off of doordash would keep an eye on the weather.
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Have you already forgotten that Phil tried to order Doordash during a flood?

People in this thread keep underestimating how stupid Phil is and it's starting to piss me off. Phil has enough ignorance for everyone here, you don't need to contribute any more.
 
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