Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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There are two more videos, one with a full orchestra, but I can't seem to upload them. Can anyone else get them?
 
I'm getting angrier than I should over the fact he's manage to keep up this grift for 4 years. Dylan is so genuinely obnoxious and untalented that I can't believe there's enough people out there to support him. Fuck this timeline.
His grift has fallen apart massively. Ok, sure, he's in a "Broadway musical", but it's a stunt casting in a 90 minute one that's been running on Broadway for 5 years, an of-it's-time production from the #MillenialGirlBoss era of the mid 2010s.

3 years ago he was being bankrolled for a one man show in the Rainbow Room, interviewing the President and getting (poorly thought out) brand deals. You only need to look on Getty for the calibre of events he's invited to. Sure, he's making an income, but his star is far from on the ascendant. In a year or so he'll officially be at "washed up" status.
 
His grift has fallen apart massively. Ok, sure, he's in a "Broadway musical", but it's a stunt casting in a 90 minute one that's been running on Broadway for 5 years, an of-it's-time production from the #MillenialGirlBoss era of the mid 2010s.
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That poster is so generic. It tells me absolutely nothing. They look like some record label's failed attempt at a "diverse" K-pop girl group. They look like diet Jojo Siwa clones that got stuck in the middle of her bad girl rebrand. They look like the mean girls in a made-for-TV Descendants movie. They look like the cover of a cookie-cutter YA girl power fantasy novel.
 
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I’m so sick of hearing the fantasy of giving a girl a tampon/being asked for a tampon. The only time another girl asked me for a tampon was junior high. A grown woman has figured out when her cycle will be and knows to have one in her bag in case Aunt Flo comes early.

Jonathan Yaniv had the same fixation on tampons and asking girls if they need “help”. Dylan is similarly fixated and loves talking about “Barbie pockets”. He didn’t even know why tampons are different sizes and assumed it was “how big your pocket is”.

It’s just grosser to me than the ones who just whine about how dysphoric not having a period is. Guys like Dylan want to be in the bathroom and talking to women about private things that real women would never ask about unprompted. And of course they’re getting off on being in the women's room in the first place.

If a woman really did need one, the last person she’d approach is the one who is obviously male so he’s not gonna be saving anyone from a period crisis.
 

When I was a little kid, my mom made the mistake of sending me to a Christian school. They made us do a lot of Church events instead of, you know, providing us with an actual education. ANYWAY. We had to sing all the time for the congregation. There was this one girl who was the daughter of one of the teachers, so she always got to do a solo despite being awful. Dylan is hardcore reminding me of that with this song.
 
When I was a little kid, my mom made the mistake of sending me to a Christian school. They made us do a lot of Church events instead of, you know, providing us with an actual education. ANYWAY. We had to sing all the time for the congregation. There was this one girl who was the daughter of one of the teachers, so she always got to do a solo despite being awful. Dylan is hardcore reminding me of that with this song.
Dylan sounds better when he isn’t trying to do an awful impersonation of a woman. Also, it’s funny that when he requested a key change, the key moved higher, while Dylan sang lower. He’s a natural tenor, and he’s adding a lot of stress to the voice by constantly singing above his range. I bet in a few years he’s going to get major vocal damage from this, especially if he continues the singing route. His technique even before transitioning left a lot to be desired. It wasn’t the worst I’ve heard, but it also sounded like a dime a dozen voice you’d hear on Broadway (which isn’t really a compliment, because it means being destined for chorus roles exclusively). His vocal quality has overall gotten worse because he won’t sing in his own range, but some people I guess are fooled because he still can do weak vibratos in the higher register.
 
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Ok. That's enough for me thanks.

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Fun journey? Like spending 32 hours on a bus, with snotty kids screaming in your ear and boxes of chickens on your lap.
 
ANYWAY. We had to sing all the time for the congregation. There was this one girl who was the daughter of one of the teachers, so she always got to do a solo despite being awful.
I think every choir has at least one or two favorites that you know all solos will be assigned to. They could have the most grating voice on Earth and they'd still be given the spotlight.

source: 5 years of public school choir solos going to the same handful of girls, one of whom had a spectacularly annoying voice
 
Fuck him for doing this to Edelweiss. Whoever called Dylan walking demoralization propaganda was absolutely correct. He gets plugged in to ruin good things just for the sake of ruining them.
 
Missed this scary video from 2 weeks ago:

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Dylan Mulvaney - original sound
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Like a skinwalker, the fucking guy.
 
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