🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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White Christmas said:
At least the new guy knows how to smile without putting the rotten and missing meth mouth on display. Tharrl can learn something from this guy. Keep those lips tight, bro.
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Nikki is a step up from his last bitch. Woof, she look like his grandma's rotting Halloween pumpkin. She look like she smell like Southern Comfort, Pall Malls, moth balls, and rancid musk perfume. She draw her eyebrows in with a lit cigarette butt. When she gave him a blow job, he had to pull her off before she started chewing out of habit.

Nikki is like a prom princess compared to his ex, mostly because she doesn't substitute bacon fat for deodorant. He doesn't look like much of a kisser though.

Kiwisisters, would you rather kiss Nikki's fiance, Russell Greer, or Stolas' cloaca?
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Nikki is a step up from his last bitch. Woof, she look like his grandma's rotting Halloween pumpkin. She look like she smell like Southern Comfort, Pall Malls, moth balls, and rancid musk perfume. She draw her eyebrows in with a lit cigarette butt. When she gave him a blow job, he had to pull her off before she started chewing out of habit.

Nikki is like a prom princess compared to his ex, mostly because she doesn't substitute bacon fat for deodorant. He doesn't look like much of a kisser though.

Kiwisisters, would you rather kiss Nikki's fiance, Russell Greer, or Stolas' cloaca?
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I'm really sad that these are the only choices I get. I'll take the guy that looks like a murderer. He's probably really nice and respectful. I mean.... I lived in Nola for well over a decade and have lifelong friends with fucked up face tattoos so that part really doesn't phase me. Those folks were often the most respectful assholes who'd give you the shirt off their back, or free drugs when you're feeling down. They were always the best tippers too.
 
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an_actual_reptilian said:
I'm really sad that these are the only choices I get. I'll take the guy that looks like a murderer. He's probably really nice and respectful. I mean.... I lived in Nola for well over a decade and have lifelong friends with fucked up face tattoos so that part really doesn't phase me. Those folks were often the most respectful assholes who'd give you the shirt off their back, or free drugs when you're feeling down. They were always the best tippers too.
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Well, yeah, but consider this...he does that tight-lipped smile for pictures because he knows that when he opens his mouth, he's got the rotting, snaggle-toothed maw of a meth gator. I agree that he's probably the most personable of the three, but Stolas' cloaca may have better breath.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Death. I choose death.
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Nikki finally has her happy ever after

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Well, yeah, but consider this...he does that tight-lipped smile for pictures because he knows that when he opens his mouth, he's got the rotting, snaggle-toothed maw of a meth gator. I agree that he's probably the most personable of the three, but Stolas' cloaca may have better breath.
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Stolas fucked Tards mouth up worse than front teeth missing. Stolas doesn't let Tard shower.
 
Uncle Bully said:
Holy crap what the fuck is wrong with Rutland Vermont? I mean we got Styx666, Sekhmet666 and this guy's wearing a 666 jacket and has a 666 tattoo. Is Stolas actually the mayor of Rutland?
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No, but I think he hangs out at their abandoned mall...... like Mothman... but.. .not as cool.
 
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For real though. Who do you think is more intimidating, the guy with face tattoos or the fugitive with 2 warrants and time served ?
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Uncle Bully said:
Holy crap what the fuck is wrong with Rutland Vermont? I mean we got Styx666, Sekhmet666 and this guy's wearing a 666 jacket and has a 666 tattoo. Is Stolas actually the mayor of Rutland?
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Apparently every state in New England has a dumpster city whose sole purpose is to store the garbage of the entire region. For Connecticut, it's Bridgeport. And for Vermont I guess it's Rutland.
 
Meanwhile, Styx uploaded another video today claiming to be a "classically trained psy ops agent that has been working with LEO and govt agencies for over a decade."

The NPD is running wild tonight.

The Royal Occult Nightstalker-of-the-Elderly bloodline claims that he will continue fighting for the rest of his life...despite having already announced that he died 2 months ago...
 
Ghostface Killah said:
Total ego death

e: fuck it https://www.facebook.com/6thDiM3Nsi0n/about


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I went to visit a friend in a small town once, every time I stopped to get gas or something this motherfucker was standing outside, just staring at people. I saw this exact same guy like five times. Sometimes he had fat people around him, they also had face tattoos.

Since were in the Styxhexenhammer666 thread I propose that guy is all the same mystical hick, he is at every rest stop, gas station and bar where you might get into a fight out of nowhere everywhere at once. The Omnihick cannot be stopped by being arrested or a drug overdose as he just reforms elsewhere. He grants many boons, he can bum a cig off of someone and gift it to you (he'll bum cigs off of you too), he knows where to get drugs, will get unreasonably angry at any minor slight toward those he has dubbed his FUCKIN' FAMILY and can draw upon the welfare system at a whim. He also has access to various fantasy themed medieval weapons from the BudK catalog they sell in those gas stations (this is actually a thing) which are way better than Tarl's flail. I'm pretty sure he's the same guy that gave Cobra his bearded dragon too.

Congratulations Nikki! You've made a much better pact than Tarl did with Stolas. The Omnihick way more powerful.
 
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