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Oh man, I was getting really bored by the dull deafblind doctor, now I log in and KFS is back with treats, plus a crazy juggalo wrestler nutcase! It’s like Christmas!
 
So basically the Ring Rat cured herself from CRPS, but then she saw a doctor who said it’s incurable (fake news) so she decided she’s actually still super ill?

I mean, she did exactly what you’re supposed to do, especially when it’s CRPS 1 (not caused by previous nerve injury) - she made herself use the affected limb & didn’t use opiates, and regained function. I kinda respect that, but I’m not retarded enough to understand the rest of her timeline. Wouldn’t it be more of a sell to just go ”I had CRPS, the doctor said it was incurable, but I proved them wrong and am now successfully showing my ass crack on social media. Follow me for more inspirational ass content. ARE YOU WATCHING?”

I’m so confused.
 
Still a Shill said:
She wasn’t going to class and because Baylor college cruelly had an attendance policy, she had to drop out. Totally not fair. Schools, do better!!
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For all my bellyaching about stupid, enabling university disability policies, maybe I've found the solution: pretend I'm righteous and goodly enough to get a job at a Christian College.

Still a Shill said:
From what I understand the current thought it’s actually a constellation of minor gene mutations, physiological quirks, and environmental factors that contribute instead of one mutation in the other forms and it’s arguably not even "true" EDS but just the extreme fringe of the hypermobility spectrum, but we may never know because attention-seeking idiots like this muddy any real research that could go into it.
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This is really funny to me, because if true, this just puts hEDS into the same wastebasket diagnosis category as fibromyalgia or CFS. You feel like shit because you're probably mentally unwell and out of shape. Just with the added criteria of being "bendy," and added benefit of being able to pretend you have a rare genetic disorder to all your social media well-wishers. If not true, it's sad that there are people whose legitimate illnesses are being overlooked because of these girls.

Anyway, I'm going to call my circus freak double-jointed father and tell him he can retire now and join a travelling sideshow start a sickstagram and a gofundme for his hEDS.

Related side note, I know being hyper mobile puts you at higher risk for certain kinds of injuries, but I recently read an article about a mobility test that was designed to predict in your 30s, 40s and 50s whether you are on the right track to age well and living independently, or whether you're beginning a steady decline and probably will need a walker by the time you're 70. And it occurs to me that being able to do things like touch your toes, even when you're pretty out of shape, is actually pretty beneficial as you get older. I'm not convinced it's nearly as detrimental as they make it out to be. Especially when you don't actually have a collagen disorder.
 
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
Why don't they just ignore her, jesus christ.
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she'd die from a lack of attention, i miss when fakers at least tried copying tick off ppl who actually had real ticks, but they just weren't cute or attention grabbing enough, so they had to go out and steal from cartoons, anime, movies and popular culture to get the most trendy and cutest ticks they could for more attention.

Its a shame that the bar for being a munchie is now in hell, medical information has never been more available to exactly describe the symptomatology of the condition they desire to fake.
 
Zemblan Physics said:
So basically the Ring Rat cured herself from CRPS, but then she saw a doctor who said it’s incurable (fake news) so she decided she’s actually still super ill?

I mean, she did exactly what you’re supposed to do, especially when it’s CRPS 1 (not caused by previous nerve injury) - she made herself use the affected limb & didn’t use opiates, and regained function. I kinda respect that, but I’m not retarded enough to understand the rest of her timeline. Wouldn’t it be more of a sell to just go ”I had CRPS, the doctor said it was incurable, but I proved them wrong and am now successfully showing my ass crack on social media. Follow me for more inspirational ass content. ARE YOU WATCHING?”

I’m so confused.
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I do have respect for her for getting off her ass (no pun intended) and strengthening her body, but I’m also confused why she didn’t get an order from her doctor referring her to PT.

Doctors hand out orders to PT like candy because they WANT patients to fix the root of the problem and not just treat the symptoms, a good deal of people with injuries stay sedentary and that’s the absolute worst thing to do after being injured and having surgeries.

Also confused why she’s never once said what the injury was, and why she had 4 surgeries to fix it.
She’d scream from the rooftops that she had a tendon tear and felt it pop and instantly felt the worst pain known to man, same with a vertebrae fracture etc.
It makes me suspicious about how serious of an injury it was, also suspicious about the surgeries she said she’s had and if any surgeries actually happened.

Taking a bump to concrete isn’t uncommon at all, certainly not pleasant but it happens a lot in wrestling.
Hell, I saw someone get body slammed through metal chairs to a concrete floor in front of me practically within touching distance not that long ago, and that was midway through the match.
He got up and kept going.
 
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Smellee Cat said:
@nuno bo2no you haven’t been here long enough to thumbs down. White 18-25 year old females are 80% if not more of our cows here and guess what that age range has in common with a world event?

Edit to add.. looks like Nuno has blocked me or removed their account. Multiple edits because I’m drunk and indulging in “brunch”

Second edit - Nuno has possibly doxed themselves. Faggot. Top hats for meeeeeee.
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Don't mind her. She just randomly negrates my posts too and never tells me, why she disagrees with me.

I came in because of Elaine Adamas. I believed her until it turned out, that she has like 4 or 5 super severe diseases, each of them would greatly decrease her chances of becoming a doctor at best. I was thinking, that she's like Haben Girma and that she's kinda like a DEI student, they allow her to attend lectures, maybe even some practical classes, but she will be at best educated and not practicing.
Also why aren't you talking of the theory, that her blindness is fake? She claims to have 5% of vision in her left eye only, which is super super low. Yet she drew a picture on a paper, which is you know impossible while blind. At first I'd though blind aka has functional vision but not a lot. This would be very funny, if only her deafness was real and then maybe stomach problems related to bulimia.

Also I don't feel sorry for her, if she only lies a little bit here and there. She's fucking sickly and she chose one of the top most physically demanding studies. Ok, even if she becomes a shrink or something like this, she still has to do some form of a brutal internship.

If she's truly blind, she'd not be allowed to study medicine at all in Poland, even the "easier" stuff at the medical stuff. In Poland if a major requires health, and you're not healthy, you're not allowed in. Because you might hurt yourself, when being taught, how to use machines or something. Obviously most people pass the checkup. I'm waiting for the residency stuff, it's going to be funny, I have no idea, which specialty doesn't require either near perfect vision or near perfect hearing.
Coldsteel the Hedgehog said:
You know it's bad when the subreddits of all things for neurological disabilities focused on treatment will delete your post and ban you on sight for even typing the word "neurodivergent".
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Tbh, it's good. Neurodivergent word kinda annoys me. It's been used to romanticize mental illnesses including schizophrenia.
toilet_rainbow said:
Plus some interesting takes about heroin, like this one
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XDD this Ace person is so funny imma get interested in her. Girl, you're bedridden not because of "chronic fatigue" or whatever disease you pretend to have, you're bedridden because of the drug abuse.
Also one simple question. How come she struggles with turning herself in a bed, yet she has enough energy to sperg this much?
 
Snack Cracker said:
Hell, I saw someone get body slammed through metal chairs to a concrete floor in front of me practically within touching distance not that long ago, and that was midway through the match.
He got up and kept going.
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Him and slightly fewer brain cells. Anyone being voluntarily slammed through chairs needs to keep all the brain cells he's got, they're clearly in short supply. I'm not anti-fun, just pro-brain cell, go skydiving or something.
 
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1183 pages and finally a munchie I can fap to
 
Oracular Slug said:
Him and slightly fewer brain cells. Anyone being voluntarily slammed through chairs needs to keep all the brain cells he's got, they're clearly in short supply. I'm not anti-fun, just pro-brain cell, go skydiving or something.
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CTE is heavily studied in the wrestling industry, these guys get so many concussions that their brains end up looking like Alzheimer’s patients, even worse tbh.
They do it for the love of the sport, but they pay for it.
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Juggalo wrestler nutcase talks about having brain damage sometimes, but there’s no way she’s taken enough bumps to get CTE.
10 to 1 she’s saying CRPS damaged all of her organs including her brain.
CTE is the result of many many concussions of different severity that weren’t healed before more concussions happened.
 
re: the deafblind doctor:
The most likely scenario (other than that she's lying about everything, of course, which is the probably what's actually happening, but supposing any of it is true...): she could have low vision in one eye only (vision isn't really measured in percentages in the UK so this is me speaking with a heavy dash of salt), correctable with lenses (or even simply normal-range vision loss correctable with lenses) accompanied by mild to moderate hearing loss. "deafblind" has lost all meaning from people with mild vision loss and mild hearing loss appropriating it and i truly think she falls into this category if she's not outright lying. I suppose it sounds more romantic/dramatic to say "I'm deafblind" than it does to say "I need glasses and my hearing is slightly shit".
 
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