💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Markorian said:
The thing that made me lose it was when we found out that these weren't real life friends of his or anything, this was just a meetup of people who frequented a hobbyist forum (one he very performatively tried to fit in with, much like he does with every aspect of his life now), these were people he was just meeting for the first time, and he brought his wife along to brag to them about having a wife, and she got stolen from him by a random dude treating her with kindness for the first time in her life. And also the pringles can he stuffed in his pants.
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I never knew this tidbit. I hope none of you guys cuck me during the inevitable kiwi farms meetup in federal prison.
 
I remember when everyone thought the "Fatty swaTTTTTTTTTTTTed himself" and the Bernell Trammell stuff were just inside jokes. After all the lawsuit movement, I'm convinced it's true.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
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Patrick knows how stressful it can be when you have a child on the way.

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The Secret Sauce said:
I never knew this tidbit. I hope none of you guys cuck me during the inevitable kiwi farms meetup in federal prison.
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Oh, but @Judge Holden already called dibs on Rick. Maybe you get a turn if Pork Tits is still warm (and assembled) after he's done.

Or you can get a piece as a souvenir. A piece of boob. He's got enough for all.
 
FinnSven said:
Is he that different?

The ones who are most like him in terms of controversial behavior have criminal records.

Chris Chan, maybe not officially attempted murder but trying to run a man down in his car is certainly more than a homicidal threat.
Pepper spraying someone isn’t necessarily assault with intent to kill, but in the circumstances he did it, it was unprovoked and an overreaction.

I would have to check on whether Ethan Ralph has threatened either one of his baby mothers, but he is a convicted felon.

Granted Patrick has got a more serious criminal history than most ordinary people, and certainly people of his upbringing and background, but as lolcows go, he is better behaved in the eyes of the law.
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I get what you mean, but those two examples are lolcows with extended documented histories of criminal behavior. I'm talking about your average everyday Twitch streamers/YouTubers. Chris is also literally retarded.
 
As a humble Brit, I am not clued up on the American legal system, nevermind our own - so I asked my good friend, the Rt Hon Lord Chief Justice Sooty (seen here with King's Counsel, Sweep, advising our most august monarch on how to hide sausages) on this trial.
Sooty says... What's that, Sooty? No fucking chance? EVERY PENNY, Sooty? Surely not...But what's this? Nikki? Yes I know about the silly cocktails with the silly names, but...What's that, Sooty? Cocktails? A CLIP JOINT? Well that's ONE easy way to make money, but who would act as the muscle?
*INTERJECTION - SWEEP STARTS SQUEAKING*
You really think he could bring himself to do that, m'lord Sweep?
What's that? He could soak up a lot of damage with those fat bitch tits?
*INTERJECTION - SWEEP STARTS SQUEAKING*
No, Sweep, I haven't farted in her vagina and I don't think I'll be be going to prison.

Well, that sums it up - Sooty says he's fucked and the Tomlinson's face a life of fraud to pay the legal costs, selling vaguely-defined sexual services, with threats of violence to those defaulting on payment.
Sucks to be Pat, Sooty says.
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A.P. Hill said:
I remember when everyone thought the "Fatty swaTTTTTTTTTTTTed himself" and the Bernell Trammell stuff were just inside jokes. After all the lawsuit movement, I'm convinced it's true.
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"No stalker Child, I did not swat myself, and I didn't turn Bernell into Niggeroni, enjoy murder, stalker child"
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
I get what you mean, but those two examples are lolcows with extended documented histories of criminal behavior. I'm talking about your average everyday Twitch streamers/YouTubers. Chris is also literally retarded.
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Yes, but Fatrick isn’t a twitch or YouTube guy.

He is a former shit sci fi author desperately trying to stay relevant.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
I get what you mean, but those two examples are lolcows with extended documented histories of criminal behavior. I'm talking about your average everyday Twitch streamers/YouTubers. Chris is also literally retarded.
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Chris has a birth disorder that causes him to be retarded. Fatty has no disease and no excuse. He chose to be fat and retarded of his own free will.
 
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Remember the time that Rick said that he never raped the President with a pineapple? He may have laid his fat ass on black men, on the other side. :story:
 
A.P. Hill said:
I remember when everyone thought the "Fatty swaTTTTTTTTTTTTed himself" and the Bernell Trammell stuff were just inside jokes. After all the lawsuit movement, I'm convinced it's true.
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The self swatting was hard to ignore mathematically. You crunch the numbers on days it didn't happen vs days it did happen and how it magically never affected Pat's current career of being a housekeeper on his own home for Air BnB. I have suspected this was the compromise in Nikki's mom paying his staggering legal costs. Then you add the cell phone breaking and making a big deal about it on X making it a great excuse why nobody can go into his phone and check crypto transactions

I too also assumed Bernall Trammel was just another easy way to make Fatty's blood boil, like Nikki taking farts to the vag. Then I saw the stills from the video and holy fuck, that's not exactly proof beyond a shadow of a doubt, it is a bit chilling when you consider how nobody would want some random guy like Trammell dead except a weirdo with a drinking problem, anger issues a history of violence and obsession with politics so strong harming a man he never met who doesn't share his political views might just seem like a justifiable act.

There are no statues of limitations on murder. I would be surprised the PD is not aware of this and just lacks evidence to get a search warrant or seize his firearms for ballistic matching comparison. Maybe one day Nikki will be fed up with him financially burdening her mother, get the fuck out, get a restraining order and spill the tea of all the crimes he's commited they cannot prove to the local PD.
 
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