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🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
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Why was James Drakes girl brought in? I hate having a fuccen job shit fuccen whack cant watch this shit
So Jet interpreted saying the twins are cute but not hot as an insult, but someone saying they want to fuck them as neutral? What do you guys think?
Balls pop out of my mouth.
True & Honest Fan
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I want Landon to win this. Mofo needs more CHEESE FRY MONEY!
So Jet interpreted saying the twins are cute but not hot as an insult, but someone saying they want to fuck them as neutral? What do you guys think?
One is an insult the other is a statement, I agree with Jet on this one.
I want Landon to win this. Mofo needs more CHEESE FRY MONEY!
Agreed. Idk I'm just kinda bored from the twins coasting by.
*Edit* Also it makes chat seethe.
I thought it was the first one to the end won?
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
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Take more of the lines away ffs
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Since many of the TTS are
still coming in insulting JD, they have added him back to the game. If he is the last standing, he gets a DoorDash order. They want to see if he still gets so many messages he's eliminated twice before Landon or the Twins are eliminated once.
Seems I may be wrong about Twins having an easy victory, they are now three steps
ahead of Landon!
Carolina eliminated.
Jet also just ripped up another two lines.
Balls pop out of my mouth.
True & Honest Fan
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This is a money printer for production. It's stupid af but making them mad money.
Though getting to laugh at JD is always great.
WTF DRAKE:
Apparently this is her, idk if it’s for real. Saw it on X
racist cartoon owl plushie
True & Honest Fan
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JD was indeed eliminated
again before either Landon or Twins.
Type /dolphin in chat to get a role!
Contacted lolcow off-site, doxed her shota pixiv
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The mommy-posters saving Landon is killing me. The dead silence and everyone hearing it as he suffers.
Also JD eliminated
again
Balls pop out of my mouth.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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JD was indeed eliminated
again before either Landon or Twins.
Type /dolphin in chat to get a role!
The mommy-posters saving Landon is killing me. The dead silence and everyone hearing it as he suffers.
Also JD eliminated again
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C'MON THIRD TIME AROUND LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
C'mon Landon bros:
True & Honest Fan
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Unsurprisingly, the twins won.
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Landon OUT. Twins win $1000 USD!
Balls pop out of my mouth.
True & Honest Fan
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Nooooooo Landon, you were so close to the cheesy fry singularity.
racist cartoon owl plushie
True & Honest Fan
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Nooooooo Landon, you were so close to the cheesy fry singularity.
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Are you fucking stupid or something?
Those are cheese STICKS. They are not cheese FRIES.
SUCK ME THROUGH MY JORTS
Edit:
This actually ended up being my 1,000th post on the Farms, lmfao.
Last edited: Mar 27, 2026
Balls pop out of my mouth.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Are you fucking stupid or something?
Those are cheese STICKS. They are not cheese FRIES.
SUCK ME THROUGH MY JORTS
I'M GONNA COVER SOMETHING IN CHEESE AND STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH IN A SECOND.
salute your local hack bastards
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Apparently this is her, idk if it’s for real. Saw it on X
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Did she get doxxed?
You know what, it's our time boys, this time
we get to be the ones demanding bobs and vagene
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JD attempted to turn in his "Fishtank Contestant" job. He was told his performance was not good enough, no pay.
Emma also tried, was told the same thing.
Landon ALSO turned away for not doing enough!
Drake in confessional, apparently annoyed by the TTS dunking on his girlfriend. Says looks don't matter, personality more important. Asks if audience "has any thoughts".
About 30 seconds later, a TTS spamming just "GUMS, GUMS, GUMS, GUMS, GUMS" comes in.