💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Meowzers]

Torgo shot himself before he turned 30. Maybe Sarah could think about doing the same.

why are you always such a downer

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Torgo shot himself before he turned 30. Maybe Sarah could think about doing the same.

He was also crazy and a massive drug user from what I understand.

 

[Juan Números]

Probably her dad telling her thinking she's a man is an illness.

It’s maybe the mental image I’ve made over the years of Papa Guilbeaux as one of the most browbeaten, henpecked man alive (I’m most certainly wrong) but I don’t see him putting his foot down.

 

[TismFarmer]

What is that brown spot below the bottom lip? Is it supposed to be a beard?

Its her sexy, sexy, soul patch...

 

[Flaw Peacock]

He was also crazy and a massive drug user from what I understand.

He had severe depression that he self medicated with LSD. As one does.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He had severe depression that he self medicated with LSD. As one does.

I didn't say he was a bad person or anything. Just crazy and drugged up.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

How much do you want to bet that Sarah ignores or blocks anyone that points out it's her cosplay contacts that are causing this.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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How much do you want to bet that Sarah ignores or blocks anyone that points out it's her cosplay contacts that are causing this.

Not that she'd listen anyway because it's not a blood clot. It's literally a burst blood vessel. Looks gnarly for a couple days then disappears. If it feels scratchy then use some eye drops.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Pixy, maybe they just don't want to play into your delusions for your own good.

 

[Metatron]

One of my biggest fears is ending up locked in a broken down elevator with Sarah. The smellz, her constant yapping about being a basketball or a hamburger, her gender retardation....

Then she tries to hump you after doing her pooping pose.

 

[stinky patchouli]

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Pixy, maybe they just don't want to play into your delusions for your own good.

Sarah you're not a child, you can get a job and move out if you don't feel safe lol

 

[Kosher Dill]

Actually that's not blood, it's myoglobin. Because you're hamburger.

 

[Maldemort]

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How much do you want to bet that Sarah ignores or blocks anyone that points out it's her cosplay contacts that are causing this.

Straining too hard when you shit.

Eat a salad, bitch.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

One of my biggest fears is ending up locked in a broken down elevator with Sarah. The smellz, her constant yapping about being a basketball or a hamburger, her gender retardation....

Then she tries to hump you after doing her pooping pose.

But if you're a manly man like she thinks she is you ought to be safe from her advances.

Actually that's not blood, it's myoglobin. Because you're hamburger.

You get points for that one. Mrs. Sebben walked in because I was giggling so much and asked what was so funny. I told her. She called me weird and walked out.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Mrs. Sebben walked in because I was giggling so much and asked what was so funny. I told her. She called me weird and walked out.

Man, married life is way different from fanfics.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Man, married life is way different from fanfics.

Especially those written by Pixy.

 

[Trombonista]

Especially those written by Pixy.

Has Pixy ever written a fanfic about a married couple?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Has Pixy ever written a fanfic about a married couple?

No way, CHADitas likes to drop his girls back with their parents after Panda Express and a good jizzling.

 

[Maldemort]

No way, CHADitas likes to drop his girls back with their parents after Panda Express and a good jizzling.

I’m sure she was oft the recipient of the ol’ skeety-panda, as it’s referred to in her homeland.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Has Pixy ever written a fanfic about a married couple?

Nah. It would just be more of her self-insert really bad porn. But her self-insert be married to Aqua or whomever.