Supporting the Kiwi Farms - Options are cryptocurrency and check in the mail. Read this for how to do it.

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Wife is even now misusing the 3D printer to make a plastic slobberhorse to pal around with all her other horsies. It is, apparently, precious and a very handsome boy.
 
I like that the camo pattern is composed of kiwi fruit. Nice touch.

Way in the far-off future, when the merch pipeline is stable and untouchable, that would be a neat thermal shirt to sell.
 
Can a nigga get a link to the gumroad (or whatever it is)?

I understand it's a subscription service. I looked on that site, but for the life of me, I can't find the damned thing. Master Null, I know you know this already, but you suck at advertising yourself. I know there are links buried around the farms somewhere, but I have spent the past 30 minutes searching the farms, the madattheinternet website and video platforms, and gumroad itself (their search features suck), and I can't find it. Maybe I am fucking retarded, but so is the average person. I am willing to give more money, if I knew where to give it to.

Respectfully,
BONE_Buddy
 
BONE_Buddy said:
Can a nigga get a link to the gumroad (or whatever it is)?

I understand it's a subscription service. I looked on that site, but for the life of me, I can't find the damned thing. Master Null, I know you know this already, but you suck at advertising yourself. I know there are links buried around the farms somewhere, but I have spent the past 30 minutes searching the farms, the madattheinternet website and video platforms, and gumroad itself (their search features suck), and I can't find it. Maybe I am fucking retarded, but so is the average person. I am willing to give more money, if I knew where to give it to.

Respectfully,
BONE_Buddy
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Gotcha Niggerachi!
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Mad at the Internet

Don't get mad, let me do it for you.
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Happy to help the forums, but I'd rather be waterboarded than have to navigate my bank's awful UI again. Therefor I have the following terms when spending my contribution.

1.) When spending my $20 USD you MUST fulfill at least two (2) of the following criteria at the moment of purchase:
  • Reflect upon a deceased American who upheld American values and was not gay/retarded (eg: Benjamin Franklin, Andrew Jackson, Walter Elias Disney, Theodore Kaczynski, John McAfee, etc).
  • Think harmful or negative thoughts about journalists, politicians, judges, lawyers, tax collectors, advertisers, bankers, landlords, insurance agents, or CEOs past or present.
  • Understand that money is power and FIAT currency is worthless, which makes precious metals or violence the only true universal currency.
  • Calculate the total of your purchase and convert it into Big Mac hamburgers.
  • Believe Jesus Christ died for your sins to save you and your soul from eternal damnation.
  • Salute the American flag.
2.) When spending my $20 USD you must NEVER do any or all of the following:
  • Give it to a Jew or Jewish run operation without thinking or vocalizing antisemitic ideas.
  • Give it to an Indian or Indian led organization.
  • Donate or "juice" Austin Peterson (aka BossmanJack), unless it's really funny.
  • Subscribe to Anisa Jomah's Only Fans, Fansly, or any similar service.
Failure to comply with any of the above will automatically make you gay and may result in disciplinary action up to and including revocation of your Patriotic status.
 
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