Porn and Porncows

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Really the only porn to watch nowadays is the "amateur" stuff couples do.

Most of that is garbage too.

Just stop watching porn, even when it's free it isn't worth your time these days.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

stop watching porn and go to an escort. you will stop giving time and money to the jews and you will help a SEX WORKER.

 

[moocow]

stop watching porn and go to an escort. you will stop giving time and money to the jews and you will help a SEX WORKER.

Maybe you're joking but that shit's expensive as fuck these days unless you're willing to risk a streetwalker or crack whore.

 

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Maybe you're joking but that shit's expensive as fuck these days unless you're willing to risk a streetwalker or crack whore.

So... you'd be doing it less often than you would wank, and be incentivized to just form a normal human relationship instead?

 

[moocow]

So... you'd be doing it less often than you would wank, and be incentivized to just form a normal human relationship instead?

I doubt anybody using prostitutes to rid themselves of a porn addiction needs to worry much about "normal human relationships" for a good long while.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

So... you'd be doing it less often than you would wank, and be incentivized to just form a normal human relationship instead?

Real human relationship?

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

In this economy, the average joe looking for some action may need to Bundymaxx.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

You Will Never Be Johnny Sins

 

[moocow]

In this economy, the average joe looking for some action may need to Bundymaxx.

Shoe salesman Bundy (Al) or dead body connoisseur Bundy (Ted)? Asking for a friend.

 

[Green Kitbash]

Shoe salesman Bundy (Al) or dead body connoisseur Bundy (Ted)? Asking for a friend.

Yeah man

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Women look awful with endless shitty tats and plastic surgery

But cake them in pink LEDs and put it on onlyfans and it's the norm. I swear amateur porn isnt even porn anymore, it's clothed kpop dance challenges. I don't recall last I saw two OF creators just bone on camera. If you're gonna do porn, do porn. This "I can play it off later" fencesitting is idiotic.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Maybe you're joking but that shit's expensive as fuck these days unless you're willing to risk a streetwalker or crack whore.

The yen is so down that Japanese hookers are unironically cheap, but that means they're cheap for all foreigners. That cute girl you're interested in on the deriheru website has probably taken nigger and even God forbid jeet dick, and may or may not have hyper nigger AIDS.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Is it just me or modern porn as a whole become dogshit? New bitches are fucking ugly, even if they dont they are laying like a fucking plank, old bitches either retire or are milking simps throguh OF, almost every scene is filmed through same camera shots. It literaly feels like watching same shit, only npc's are changing. If you watched 1 modern porn movie its like you watched all of them. I swear it started somewhere around 2018, which almost perfectly lines with creation of OF.

Porn's always been awful*, but you're right about the women. American porn has always had a problem with maybe a handful of chicks looking decent while the rest look like literal crack whores they scooped up off the street with a net, Now they all look like they were made in a factory for black guys. Just look how many are chubby or outright porkers like Angela White, plus the BBLs and giant hips while having no tits at all.

*Porn used to be super gay which meant half the scene was dedicated to close-ups of cocks, while the other half was about showing the dude's sweaty chest and O-face. A ton of scenes from before 2003 are almost unwatchable because it focuses so much on the guys.

 

[Zyklon C]

Porn used to be super gay which meant half the scene was dedicated to close-ups of cocks, while the other half was about showing the dude's sweaty chest and O-face. A ton of scenes from before 2003 are almost unwatchable because it focuses so much on the guys.

I don't know how true this is but I remember reading years ago that happened because a lot of the directors of porn were fags.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

what the fuck did ava devine and lily lou did to themselves lmao

 

[Maker's Mark]

what the fuck did ava devine and lily lou did to themselves lmao

I don't mind Lily Lou. Ava Devine is just an old hag trying to stick around by turning the majority of her body into silicone.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I don't mind Lily Lou. Ava Devine is just an old hag trying to stick around by turning the majority of her body into silicone.

So she will literally become the sex doll?

 

[Pina Colada]

what the fuck did ava devine and lily lou did to themselves lmao

You can't just post that without pics!

Spoiler: More plastic than a Barbie doll

Ava:

Lily (not as bad, but that's still a hack boob job):

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

You can't just post that without pics!

Spoiler: More plastic than a Barbie doll

Ava:
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Lily (not as bad, but still has a hack boob job):
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Oh, yes... that looks completely natural and not weird at all.

 

[moocow]

You can't just post that without pics!

Spoiler: More plastic than a Barbie doll

Ava:
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Lily (not as bad, but that's still a hack boob job):
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There's a point where plastic surgeons really should start eating ethics sanctions for this kind of shit. Whoever did this "work" reached that point long ago.