🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AndyGuntski]

ralph flying to vegas in 2 weeks but wont make the hour flight to california to see his son.

 

[sufferhorse]

ralph flying to vegas in 2 weeks but wont make the hour flight to california to see his son.

if xandax wants to see him maybe he should donate through powerchat.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

I wonder if Ralph checked out all the lyrics????

When I first saw you
Thought you were the bomb
Thought you were the finest woman I'd ever seen
On blacked dot com
So now you're with me
Think it's time I said
This misery needs company until at least
One of us drops dead

[pre-chorus:]
Won't you stay in my shack?
I'll buy you so much crack

[chorus:]
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
You make me wanna shout it
If ya wanna know the truth about it
I love you, bish
Your poop's delish
Please be my wife today
And if not fuck you anyway
I love you, bish

[solo]

[pre-chorus:]
Won't you stay with me?
Think how high we could be

[chorus:]
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
It's you my life is missin'
To pick up bottles with my piss in
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
It's in fact you that I adore
I love you you fucking whore
I love you bish

I love you bish
I love you... bish.

You're thinking like a normal human being, not like a real Ralphamale.
Edit: I drank too much and forgot how to quote correctly...

 

[MadStan]

Your daughter is having a happy birthday; made a lot better by your complete absence Ralph. Santa Claus is more real to her than you Ralph.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Look at this pot calling a kettle "nigger".

 

[Shlomosexual]

I wonder if Ralph checked out all the lyrics????

When I first saw you
Thought you were the bomb
Thought you were the finest woman I'd ever seen
On blacked dot com
So now you're with me
Think it's time I said
This misery needs company until at least
One of us drops dead

[pre-chorus:]
Won't you stay in my shack?
I'll buy you so much crack

[chorus:]
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
You make me wanna shout it
If ya wanna know the truth about it
I love you, bish
Your poop's delish
Please be my wife today
And if not fuck you anyway
I love you, bish

[solo]

[pre-chorus:]
Won't you stay with me?
Think how high we could be

[chorus:]
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
It's you my life is missin'
To pick up bottles with my piss in
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
It's in fact you that I adore
I love you you fucking whore
I love you bish

I love you bish
I love you... bish.

Wholesome and tradpilled.
The huwyte race is saved.
Ralph and mommy Scarletts googly eyed mamzer crack babies will repopulate the earth and build a glorious 4th reich that will reach the stars.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Ralph rocking the "Lowtax right before he shot himself" look.
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Holy shit it's almost one for one

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Interesting repost. He must be missing Scarlett's fecal incontinence scent

 

[Gator_Aids]

Either Anisa has been hacked or she’s leaning in on Internet drama to try and kick start viewers.

 

[sufferhorse]

queen anisa vs scarlett mommy for the Ralphamania 2 championship belt?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Anisa was brought so low she’s getting pulled into the sektur. Grim.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

Bet Anisa would like to see her husband get beat by DA RALPHAMALE, but like with Abortski before, Ralph is too cowardly to take that fight.

 

[alan thicke]

Anisa was brought so low she’s getting pulled into the sektur. Grim.

Anisa is gross and retarded, but so is the sektur. Great fit.

Bet Anisa would like to see her husband get beat by DA RALPHAMALE, but like with Abortski before, Ralph is too cowardly to take that fight.

She has lusted after Chris Ray Gun, who Andy used to circulate with in the past. Slap some hipster glasses on Andy and the Johmas have a brand new bull.

 

[drammamean]

Interesting repost. He must be missing Scarlett's fecal incontinence scent

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OT but when Sabrina Carpenter hits 32 she's going to weigh 400 lbs. With a noggin that size it is destiny.

 

[drammamean]

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Either Anisa has been hacked or she’s leaning in on Internet drama to try and kick start viewers.

Fuck me why does his gunt look like a burn victim

 

[GaryGray]

ralph flying to vegas in 2 weeks but wont make the hour flight to california to see his son.

Hour you mean three day journey where he gets to the airport misses at least one flight or connection, gets to Tijuana then walks the 5+ miles to the border where he crosses on foot, finally takes a ride share 45 minutes to the outskirts of San Diego. Getting to Vegas will also be a 48 to 72 hour travel nightmare. Ralph is incapable of using public transportation since it would require him to be on time and courteous.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Hour you mean three day journey where he gets to the airport misses at least one flight or connection, gets to Tijuana then walks the 5+ miles to the border where he crosses on foot, finally takes a ride share 45 minutes to the outskirts of San Diego. Getting to Vegas will also be a 48 to 72 hour travel nightmare. Ralph is incapable of using public transportation since it would require him to be on time and courteous.

It's the most depressing version of 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' you can ever imagine.

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

When your entire worldview has collapsed into professional wrestling:

 

[Albert Spica]

https://x.com/_jimmycricketxo/status/2037680918664806510?s=46 Reposted by Ralph, could it be? Jet Neptune has been teasing a silhouetted man with a backwards cap

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy is already pussying out of streaming. He's afraid to get embarrassed by the crazy whore. 2 minute Culver streams he can control is all we are going to get.