📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Jhonson the Two]

Fall of the fem-pire: though his workplace had once been a bastion of LGBTQIABIBIMBAP acceptance - going so far as to offer pronoun pins to employees and enforce pronouns in email signatures - a tranny laments that as time has gone on, the vines of transgender supremacy have begun to wither and die, allowing coworkers to cut themselves free and put all of this nonsense back in the past where it belongs. This is a great genre of L to me because if even useless Zoom-meeting white collar WFH layabouts have decided that it's not worth the Good Boy Points to cater to you, it does not bode well for your kind...
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What stick with me is the fact that "Those who were medically transitioning pretty much all left". I can bet one kidney
their HRT insurance system costed them an arm and a leg & were very happy to drop it. Good riddance.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Why does it seem like every story a troon tells about a confrontation (even the ones that didn't happen) ends with the reveal that the alleged aggressor totally wanted to fuck them? I

It isn't just your typical lefty dime store Freudianism.
It's a cult doctrine and a masturbation fantasy.

 

[Two Frogs]

A POC - in this case, a pygmy of color - has developed borderline agoraphobia because thanks to her positively pint-sized posture of 4'10", roving gangs of terrible white children supposedly harass her A Clockwork Orange-style for being microscopic, dressing like a clown and dating outside of her race. Furthermore, because OP lives in the absolute cucktopia that is the United Kingdom, she is unable to protect herself from them without fear of being punished more harshly than her assailants, leading her to debate if it's time to start wearing a bodycam as if she's a cop from the war zone that is Florida.
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This is the single most mentally ill post you've covered in the thread, I think. Literally having nightmares about being beat up by children because you're... small?! This person is literally too afraid to go outdoors because of children bullying them. Eight year olds. Holy shit.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Too close to the truth for Reddit?
Saving for posterity, will check later.


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Spoiler: Whole rant. Long.

Recently, I’ve come to the realization that all the “You can make it if you work hard enough,” “Just give HRT time,” “Anyone can pass” stuff is nothing but absolute BS, and not only is it total BS, but that I vastly underestimated the extent to which survivorship bias plays a role in online trans communities.

I realize this is anecdotal, but 99% of FTM patients I see at the trans clinic I go to pass, while 99% of MTF patients I see there do not pass. That observation seems to line up with what I’ve experienced in my IRL local trans group as well. I’ve seen trans women who have been on HRT for 5 years, maybe even a decade and still don’t pass.

The reality is, once you’re past a certain age, it’s EXTREMELY hard for you as an MTF to pass on just HRT and effort alone because male puberty just absolutely wrecks your body and testosterone really is that hard to overcome.

The MTFs who do pass all either, 1. Started HRT very young or 2. Are financially privileged and have had access to surgeries or 3. Had androgynous/feminine-leaning facial features pre-transition to begin with, or some combination of these, sometimes even all of the above.

It is therefore a very small minority of MTFs who can pass, and yet online trans communities, including this one obviously, pretend as though that is not the case.

I understand that this is meant to be a support sub, and in no way shape or form do I mean to imply that you shouldn’t transition just because it’s very unlikely that you’ll ever pass, but IMO, that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to abandon reality altogether and give people false hope either.

And just to clarify, I also don’t mean to imply that passing is everything, or that you can’t be happy if you don’t pass. Some trans women go on to live happy, fulfilling lives despite being non-passing. That is true, but you also have to consider that not all of us are from liberal cities in the west, and that some of us come from transphobic places where passing is literally everything and no one will ever treat you as a woman unless you pass.

When I talk about stuff like this (how I’ll never pass, how I’ll never be seen as a woman, etc), I always get told stuff like “Love yourself” “You’re valid” and all of that. But here’s the thing: I DO love myself. I KNOW I am valid. But that doesn’t change the fact that no cis person IRL will ever see me as a woman, or how bleak that reality is for me.

I genuinely wish we were able to figure out a way to talk about this without having to sugarcoat things or being told that we just need to love ourselves. It’s so much more than that and you know it. Please, let’s start being honest with ourselves, in a compassionate way.

Key quotes:

I realize this is anecdotal, but 99% of FTM patients I see at the trans clinic I go to pass, while 99% of MTF patients I see there do not pass. That observation seems to line up with what I’ve experienced in my IRL local trans group as well. I’ve seen trans women who have been on HRT for 5 years, maybe even a decade and still don’t pass.

And just to clarify, I also don’t mean to imply that passing is everything, or that you can’t be happy if you don’t pass. Some trans women go on to live happy, fulfilling lives despite being non-passing. That is true, but you also have to consider that not all of us are from liberal cities in the west, and that some of us come from transphobic places where passing is literally everything and no one will ever treat you as a woman unless you pass.

When I talk about stuff like this (how I’ll never pass, how I’ll never be seen as a woman, etc), I always get told stuff like “Love yourself” “You’re valid” and all of that. But here’s the thing: I DO love myself. I KNOW I am valid. But that doesn’t change the fact that no cis person IRL will ever see me as a woman, or how bleak that reality is for me.

Right on the money, except for the implication that some troons pass.
Of course it can still be said that some troons not-pass a lot harder than others.

Top comment quick and dirty dismissively psychoanalyzes.

This is dysphoria projecting

But lots of additional long rants in comments.

 

[Waffle Iron]

no one will ever treat you as a woman unless you pass.
[..]
But that doesn’t change the fact that no cis person IRL will ever see me as a woman,

So do you want people to play pretend with you or do you actually want people to think you're a woman?

 

[Lord of the Goyims]

This is what happens if you stick your dick at random objects. Never mind what the people says; just hear his sexy moan.

Late, but where did you find this random 17-year-old video that's fully in Chinese?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

This is what happens if you stick your dick at random objects. Never mind what the people says; just hear his sexy moan.

Late, but where did you find this random 17-year-old video that's fully in Chinese?

That guy made headlines when it happened (archived Telegraph article). That video was likely the easiest way for Positron to find it nowadays

Thread tax. Trans ally calls someone a retard for stating the reality of transition. Surely everyone knows that HRT isn’t literally magic, right?



Troon chimes in

 

[Dante Alighieri]

EVEN IF it magically did that you will never be a woman.

 

[Positron]

"You don't have to like transpeople; you do have to leave them alone."
Can you transpeople leave us and our kids alone? Or will that be "erasing your existence"?

 

[Jacques1194]

Thread tax. Trans ally calls someone a retard for stating the reality of transition. Surely everyone knows that HRT isn’t literally magic, right?

Unless I'm mistaking him for another user who happens to have the same profile picture, this Dev guy is all over the place. The other day, I saw him siding with gender critical people and how trans people cant answer the simple question of "What is a woman" and has claim that using the answer "Anyone who identifies as a woman" is circular reasoning. What side is this dude on?

 

[Cannibal Machine]

Troon chimes in

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Hm. That troon is saying something, let me run it through the bullshit translator:

"By every metric except the ones that literally define what a female is, our body changes to female."

Ah fuck, better luck next time, bud.

 

[Chandelier]

Troon chimes in

They're so confident in being wrong. Hormones don't change your DNA like that because they can't. If this was the case, your male liver would change into a female one.

Here, another tranny insists HRT makes them biologically female:

 

[Lord of the Goyims]

Troon chimes in

Even if your "epigenetic environment" is now the same as a woman's, that doesn't mean you're now not a man. Also take note how they try to downplay your genitals and body not changing like that doesn't play a factor into anything.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Thread tax. Trans ally calls someone a retard for stating the reality of transition. Surely everyone knows that HRT isn’t literally magic, right?

I’ve had these interactions, too.

“No one is saying trans women are literally female LOL dumb terf. Learn the difference between sex and gender.”

“But trans people say that they literally do become female through their hrt.”

“lol no that’s crazy talk you silly terf.”

 

[HalTurner]

Top comment quick and dirty dismissively psychoanalyzes.

While I roll my eyes often when people say something is cult like, this shit is it. Right here. It's like scientology reports. The "patient" is expressing wrong think. It's dysphoria! That is it! Only dysphoria talking! Because you cannot acknowledge hard facts.

What side is this dude on?

Former Dev fan here. He's in the same mold of many 2016 liberals. Which I was one. He's not into the woke or marxism shit and unlike many of the classic liberals who turned into retarded Trump dick lickers like Tim Pool, Dev stayed the course, Dev is pretty well informed and educated about a lot of the shit he talks about. But he began going more and more leftist after Trump won. Dev is also a tranny chaser and is now learning first hand that his old views of 2016 which were once admirable in the field of batshit tranny activists make him a right wing bigot in 2026. He used to be friends with Sargon back when Sargon was also a classical liberal but Sargon evolved into full conservative and Dev is stuck in 2016.

Takes me back seeing him. Sargon himself made a video today about this interaction. I have to assume him and Dev aren't friends anymore since he flat out calls Dev the tranny fetishist and that's something Dev gets really pissy over when people do. But it's true. Lilith Lovett and Taftaj being the two main ones. He was depressed when Taftaj quit doing OnlyFans years ago lmao.

 

[poggers]

This is the single most mentally ill post you've covered in the thread, I think. Literally having nightmares about being beat up by children because you're... small?! This person is literally too afraid to go outdoors because of children bullying them. Eight year olds. Holy shit.

I suppose being smaller, weaker and less mentally resilient than most primary school aged kids is a hazard. It's possible a couple of them might grab her hand one day in a shopping centre and lead her to her doom like James Bulger, Can't trust any of em.

As My Chemical Romance famously sang: "Eight year olds scare the livin' shit outta me"

 

[AskMeAnything]

Eight year olds scare the livin' shit outta me

I knew a guy who got put in a coma by an 11 year old girl and 9 year old boy with a baseball bat.
He was a junkie though.

Too close to the truth?

It'd be really unsporting if people influenced the hivemind by updooting the unpopular opinions on there.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Times are tough for Treya (snip below, full tale in the spoiler).


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Spoiler: why has my life gone to shit

Hoping to be welcomed back here in this sub.​

TRIGGER WARNING

If I may, I’d like to share my story. I hope this doesn’t break any rules. I’m sure I’ll be informed if it does.

I’m a past member of this subreddit, having come and gone a few times, and looking to hopefully find some connection once again. There aren’t many who likely share my name, so I’ll share it for anyone who may recall my presence back about 4-6 years ago. My name is Treya.

Having begun hrt and my transition in general at the age of 56, I’m now 63, and my life is in a decline.

I waited too long to begin from the start, though told myself if I didn’t do it when I did, it would never happen.

My story is this. I have severe COPD/emphysema.

I smoked my whole life, until I quit at 59, having started at 9. I know, please don’t hate on me for that.

The condition was getting worse, and I really had lived so much of my life afraid to come out. I made the decision to begin, without much of a plan.

Counseling initially, then a fast track to consults for surgeries was the plan i came up with and perused.

Well, that didn’t go as planned. One denial after another, because quite frankly, doctors aren’t doing hours long surgeries on someone with a lung condition. I was a few years into hrt before the final denial was given to me as no doctor would touch me in my condition. I can’t say I wasn’t just a bit devastated that what I had hoped would be a happier existence after coming out was turning into a nightmare.

My whole transition has been riddled with situations I didn’t expect. Divorced from my wife after my trans identity was discovered, then the estrangement from family and friends over the years, social isolation, lack of connection in the trans community, and ongoing progression of the emphysema, have all been factors leading to where I’m at today.

After beginning back in late 2019, I’m still doing hrt, but have seen relatively little progress in the way of breast development from the start, though there has been some. I’ve continued seeing a therapist from the start of my transition, and have a medical support team through my primary care doctors practice for my medical conditions.

I’m experiencing some further decline these days in my overall condition, and struggling hard with keeping it together at times. My user name really does lend itself to how I feel about my life at this time, and I’m having a hard time all around, physically mentally and emotionally.

I feel like a sitting duck waiting for the Trump administration to come and round me up at some point, and take me away to the camps, thanks to whatever the hell is happening in the US and the world lately. Anxiety and panic attacks seem to be an almost daily occurrence since the March 6th attack on Iran, and the constant legislation targeting trans people in the US since DJT took office again 15 months ago.

I felt a desire to share this all this morning in an attempt to stave off another anxiety ridden wake up today, and if it’s more than you cared to read, do accept my apology, or scroll on by.

If you read it all or even partially and care to comment, I’d love to hear from anyone who feels inclined. Thank you.

Treya

He says what his job is but sadly this means nothing to me:

Salesman. Maybe a salesman at a big corporation with a fancy job title, but still sales.

Nah fam, it’s a buyer. Large businesses will control their procurement by having a manager to review and approve all purchases of goods and services over a certain sum. It helps eliminate duplicate or wasteful purchasing by different departments, helps you get the best price (including by reducing corruption) and makes it easier to review supply chain risk.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Unless I'm mistaking him for another user who happens to have the same profile picture, this Dev guy is all over the place. The other day, I saw him siding with gender critical people and how trans people cant answer the simple question of "What is a woman" and has claim that using the answer "Anyone who identifies as a woman" is circular reasoning. What side is this dude on?

That’s ShortFatOtaku. He’s a loser “centrist” YouTuber who’s been bleeding subs since his “Both sides bad (but really just the right)” shtick has worn thin. He also regularly makes insanely bad faith arguments on twitter. He has his own thread here, if you’re interested

 

[gampboonerisms]

After beginning back in late 2019, I’m still doing hrt, but have seen relatively little progress in the way of breast development from the start

"After titty skittles didn't produce titties, I wanted to kill myself" is what I'm reading.