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[Harkalar]

I didn't think anyone could top the degeneracy of Epstein's island, but if anyone can do it, it's troons.

Trantasy Island

Sorry, just had to jot that down so I don’t forget.

 

[the khat quaffer]

As fun as all this could be, I doubt it will happen.

The only one capable of organizing an orgy in a brothel is Penny and once he is faced with the logistics and massive amount of work involved of not just moving himself to Eire, but the exponential hassle of moving two “wives”, one of whom is Kevin, across an ocean to a windswept soggy island, then he will abandon the project.

I do hope it will, but it looks like it will wind up being a nothing burger.

A tranny-run brothel. I would imagine things getting very, very confusing when dudes show up wanting to get their weasels greased.

Maybe Russell Greer could help make things happen.

Trantasy Island

Sorry, just had to jot that down so I don’t forget.

Maybe they could set up on Craggy Island and we'd get Father Troon. The autistic spin-off no one asked for.

 

[Burd Turglar]

They're going to manage to turn the fertile soil of Ireland into a Martian hellscape.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

they shall call it "tír na gclaontóirí gnéis"

 

[gernig]

Estrogen Island, what could go wrong!

 

[Vect]

There's not exactly a massive range of options.

Also, how are Nazis going to oppress you and justify donation money if you're surrounded by water?

 

[Asian tech support]

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There's not exactly a massive range of options.

Also, how are Nazis going to oppress you and justify donation money if you're surrounded by water?

Listen, the fish have been eating organic and hitting the gym.

 

[Harmless Harm]

Also, how are Nazis going to oppress you and justify donation money if you're surrounded by water?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If you're one of those who thought that Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style was better than the original, brace yourselves for The Tranch - The Riverdance Years.

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(from the Kevin thread)

God please let this happen lol A south Pacific island would be better, though. The humidity and jungle rot would be kino.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Clearly they're not satisfied with Alpacawitz thus they had to take it a step further with Little St Jamestown Island. Those poor Alpacas shouldn't suffer from futher torture. Which is why we need Israel to bomb them before they do Tranran.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

All right, hear me out. Leprechaun 9: Leprechaun in Cyberspace

The troons steal his gold or some shit and he has to get it back, problem is they already cut their cranks off and the Leprechaun is at a loss as to how to torment them. Keep in mind though, what is the Leprechaun's favorite color? Green. What would the Leprechaun say to invest in? Precious metals. Just like the Kiwi Farms. So he logs on and gets all the embarrassing information on the Tranch then makes rhymes about it or whatever.

If ye be smart than give me back me gold
Or I'll repeat the things I've been told
The only thing here that passes is a llama
Now 41% over the drama

Then they correct him because it's alpacas and he does Leprechaun shit.

10 million dollars please.

 

[CIS White Droid]

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There's not exactly a massive range of options.

Also, how are Nazis going to oppress you and justify donation money if you're surrounded by water?

I have it on good authority that @The Elusive Earl is raising Kriegsmarine forces as we speak.

 

[Wallace]

And even if they do, how are they planning to keep the cashflow to pay for the island? Generally speaking, uninhabited islands tend to not be near farmers markets. Self sufficiency only gets you so far if you're leasing the land, you've gotta earn money somehow.

As usual, it'll degrade into a begging grift and "we'll open an etsy", except the nearest post service is three hours by boat.

These guys want to drop out of society, they just do it with estrogen instead of meth or fentanyl. They're going to be sustained on e-begging and tugboats, same as before. If you think any of them are going to do any significant amount of manual labor, I have a bridge to sell you.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I’m sure Tranch 2.0 was on somebody’s prediction list for 2026

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

The thing no one ever thinks about, especially in "green" areas, is water. There is likely no fresh water spring or ground water. You need to either get a water pipe from the mainland, run a desalination plant/still, or just have a big fuck-off water tower you have a yearly or so delivery.
It is Ireland so rainwater and/or fog collection is likely viable but you'd need to colllect, store and treat the water to make it potable.

This is why the real way these islands work is you live there maybe 1-2 months out of the year and first boat with servants to get the place ready has the 2000-gallon water buffalo to fill up the house's tank.

I hope that island isn’t upwind of Ireland because the smell from their stink ditches is going to be akin to Saddam Hussein gassing the Kurds.

 

[Xev]

How big is this island? Would it be possible to wall it off once all the troons have landed on it?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How big is this island? Would it be possible to wall it off once all the troons have landed on it?

Why would you need to wall off an island? It's surrounded by water.

 

[The Vaper Friend]

Is Barbie Kardashian gonna be on this island?

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Hey micks, hide yo chickens, hide yo alpacas.

I know many users pointed this out but ironically the biggest challenge living surrounded by sea water is getting fresh water. That would require attentiveness and labor. Logistics is a great deal more difficult than people ever seem to realize, ask any general. Or Sun Tzu. Putting yourself on an island makes that significantly harder than it already is.

 

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