Supporting the Kiwi Farms - Options are cryptocurrency and check in the mail. Read this for how to do it.

[Otis Mallebrok]

Is it wierd that I kinda want to date the kiwi with the sweater and the cat?

Yes, its weird. It gives kind of icky vibes I think

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I hope we get a Terry kiwi in the next clutch of eggs

 

[Sneed Force One]

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I, Null, humbly submit a toast to The Community for successfully managing to fund the website so they may post on it. Congratulations, Community. Enjoy your Kiwi Farms.

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[The Repeated Meme]

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Do you have a source for this?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Do you have a source for this?

Its from a dono section in a MATI episode from years ago, I do not recall the exact one

 

[Jotch]

I really want a way to subscribe to the gumroad/locals videos without running the money through a credit card. I think this might be feasible now that the forum has a crypto/billpay payment system set up. I know the money from MATI can't ever hit the forum, but would it be dangerous for it to go the other way around?
I really want to subscribe to the videos, but I would rather not subscribe than use a credit card.

 

[Autistic Joe]

True, from a nigger of the Internet point of view it's better to get him the cash whilst you can

I've heard of the "Internet of Things", but I didn't know there was also an "Internet of Niggers".

 

[DavidS877]

Its from a dono section in a MATI episode from years ago, I do not recall the exact one

EndConsentAccidents.net remembers

https://endconsentaccidents.net/mati/transmati/2019/2019-06-21-killstream_post_pillstream_streamsnipe.html

2:02:07

Edit: TWICE

https://endconsentaccidents.net/mati/transmati/2020/2020-03-20-b_a_n_k_r_u_n.html

0:47:24

Edit: THRICE as part of a youtube video

https://endconsentaccidents.net/mati/transmati/2023/2023-09-05-books_are_such_a_human_thing.html

4:14:25

Links to video sources at the top of each page. Timestamps not exact.

 

[GettrGriftr]

To Our Gracious Host: Congratulations! You da man! Maybe now you can afford to go get you some Whataburger. Fine dining!

 

[Frag Tag Mini 3]

Yes, its weird. It gives kind of icky vibes I think

Icky? What are you some kind of close minded people? HMoAF relationships are perfectly healthy and wholesome.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

All the kiwis are so comfy and wholesome looking I want to see them together in a small town in a children's book or 50s era sitcom.

 

[Lie Eater]

Glad to see it.

 

[Mr. 0]

All the kiwis are so comfy and wholesome looking I want to see them together in a small town in a children's book or 50s era sitcom.

or a biography about them getting pushed out of a (self-hating) white birds-only Internet (inspired by null fighting antisemitic trannies)

 

[Stumbling9]

Took a while, but I made it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's infuriating to think of how much easier things could be if the banks stopped being retarded for five seconds. If 10% of the users could freely contribute with something like 1-5 USD/month, the site would likely be well in the black, and Null would have time to do some gardening between bouts of vibecoding a better KF with his buddy Claude.

Is crowdfunding completely out of question due to some reason? I know Patreon GoFundMe or Kickstarter would shoot us down on sight if we dared, but GiveSendGo remains neutral as far as we know; why not create a long-term campaign to fund the Farms or MATI? A lot of people, including myself, might be hard pressed to keep up with $20/month due to wages, currency exchange rates, and taxes and other such bullshit, but would be willing to give up a small luxury to throw a dollar or three at a site that is a significant part of their Internet usage.

Edit: I confused Patreon with Kickstarter; still, as a SF-based company, there's little chance they'll give the Farms the time of the day. What's left? Indiegogo?

 

[GunCar Gary]

GiveSendGo remains neutral as far as we know

the last GSG that was created by Null, which was for server equipment, worked only once. he said after he reached the goal GSG said they would transfer him the funds for that campaign but their payment processors said they weren't allowed to let him do any more campaigns

this GSG was only allowed to be created because it was done by someone other than Null for an IOLTA that probably has more protections than an individual trying to raise money for themselves

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

At this rate the seventh kiwi is gonna come out hatched. Let's get some more eggs!

 

[Gentlebastard]

the last GSG that was created by Null, which was for server equipment, worked only once. he said after he reached the goal GSG said they would transfer him the funds for that campaign but their payment processors said they weren't allowed to let him do any more campaigns

Ah, I didn't know that. The goddamn payment processors sticking their noses where they shouldn't, as usual.

 

[Null]

Just some updates:
1. No issues so far with Finland.
2. The first check deposits sent directly to the bank instead of the check deposit institution we were using before have come through.
3. I am exploring if we can somehow do automated ACH payments but that's very unlikely.

I updated the milestone but that's just to put the egg up. 600 is still the minimum goal.

 

[Gorton Colu]

3. I am exploring if we can somehow do automated ACH payments but that's very unlikely.

Banks normally prefer ACH for repeat Bill Pays as it is cheaper and faster, but it depends on your business account type and fee schedule usually and if the recieving bank is equipped for it. Hopefully, its something that can get worked out.

Imagine payment sent on Monday and cleared on Wednesday. Big step up from manual check processing.