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Decided to briefly check on Ralph and look who’s there!

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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
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Every time I look at your face, Caley, I can't help but feel nothing more than sorrow. Your photos reflect only pain, sadness, and hopelessness. I still remember, even today, more than a month later, the first time I heard your voice. I remember feeling sadness and compassion for you. I heard you stutter and stumble over your words, like a little girl lying, not because she wanted to, but because she was forced to, for she knew something bad would happen if she didn't.

You, Caley, are the piece of this puzzle that still intrigues me. A little piece that wasn't part of the set, but still, for some reason, took part of the game and dragged herself into the mud for someone else. I can't deny that I long to hear your voice, your laugh and your insults once again. But this time, I'd also like to hear the truth. I know you are hiding something. Those eyes conceal truth, a very dark truth, that I wish you could share with us. Perhaps, then, there could be some semblance of redemption for you.
 
Artaius said:
Could someone make an Ernie Shell / Wine Moms Drama Community thread laying out the history and lore, please? There is nothing I could find about it on Youtube or anyone really talking about who these menopausal women 007 gets sexual with are.
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Unfortunately, I know a bit about this subject. If someone decides to create a thread tag a nigga, I’ll add what I know. Think, real housewives/those fake bounty hunter shows/moonshiners.
 
UninterestedParty813 said:
Unfortunately, I know a bit about this subject. If someone decides to create a thread tag a nigga, I’ll add what I know. Think, real housewives/those fake bounty hunter shows/moonshiners.
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Can kiwi farmers handle the autism that is known as The Lightning Tiger? Give me some lightning bolts in the chat😂

I know a little, very little actually. @LolKowMilkMan is very in tune with that little corner of the Internet.
 
Artaius said:
Could someone make an Ernie Shell / Wine Moms Drama Community thread laying out the history and lore, please? There is nothing I could find about it on Youtube or anyone really talking about who these menopausal women 007 gets sexual with are.
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what do you want to know? ernie sell lore or how 007 got involved with ernie. IDK if yall know this but ernie crashed a company delivery van during the summer in Arkansas he was charged with a DWI thats not the important part. in one of the photos of whats in back of the van you can see a human silicone lower half. when he was just hauled off to jail his grinder date said he was traveling with a suitcase full of dildos and bicktarvy, bicktarvy is AIDS medicaction. Long story short two faggots came together what a shock. 007 always talk about busting sexual deviants but how many is it now that hes confirmed friends with. sounds like 007 is just another deviant trying hide.
 
anliteralidiot said:
wait, what? who's lying about a painting?

... do I need to paint something for Osama to claim as his?
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Last spring there was some bullshit called paint gate between katie and couple other wine mom creators. for those dont know Katie is a amazing artist, shes had some of her work in galleries. katie paints abstract art. a creator by the name of chaotic and katie were cool and chaotic wanted a devilish lady/ face painted. Katies ex ended up painting the face. in the beginning katie did say she painted it but quickly told the truth. in the end money or painting ever exchanged hands. the issue had been squashed and dealt with. one day Katie said something that could of been taken in a negative way towards some dumb bitch named the artsy ninja that chaotic bumps muffs with. Chaotic got triggered that her scissor sister wouldnt give up her steamed clams so she brought out DMS and all the bullshit about the painting that had been dealt with 6 or 7 months previous. Nikolina aka 666 and other wine moms jumped on board, this was april of 2025 i believe, and this is where the Katie hate train started from the wine moms.
 
Momar Ghadaffi 187 said:
what do you want to know? ernie sell lore or how 007 got involved with ernie. IDK if yall know this but ernie crashed a company delivery van during the summer in Arkansas he was charged with a DWI thats not the important part. in one of the photos of whats in back of the van you can see a human silicone lower half. when he was just hauled off to jail his grinder date said he was traveling with a suitcase full of dildos and bicktarvy, bicktarvy is AIDS medicaction. Long story short two faggots came together what a shock. 007 always talk about busting sexual deviants but how many is it now that hes confirmed friends with. sounds like 007 is just another deviant trying hide.
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OK look, you can DM and start from the beginning on everything with Ernie. This sounds like something for a good thread project when I hear about crashed vans and dildo caches.

What I would require is all relevant information presented in a coherent timeline if possible. Who, what, when, and where.

WHO is Ernie Shell?
WHAT does he do? [Youtube, streaming, etc. Anything like that.]
WHEN did Ernie start having lulzy moments? [This is the meat of the OP. Embarrassing stories, controversies, things like that.]
WHERE is Ernie now? [Whatever his current situation is in 2026.]

For the Wine Moms, I will ask for similar.
Who are they? What do they do? When did they become relevant? Where are they now? Slightly different because unless there's a main character running the show, it's easier on me to put them under an umbrella like UTTP and its cast of degenerates for reference.

And yeah, I have to know how Wings007 got mixed up with these weirdos. That can be it's own chapter in the thread if need be.
What would make this easier is if you had the sources on hand, if not, could you direct me where to look? I'm gonna need screenshots and media if it's possible.

Could be clips of Ernie talking, criminal record [I am going to need those pictures of the crashed dildo van lmao], anything else you think would be interesting, you get the idea. Again, Wine Moms too. Whatever is relevant. Threads aren't worth making if there is nothing to showcase.
 
Artaius said:
OK look, you can DM and start from the beginning on everything with Ernie. This sounds like something for a good thread project when I hear about crashed vans and dildo caches.

What I would require is all relevant information presented in a coherent timeline if possible. Who, what, when, and where.

WHO is Ernie Shell?
WHAT does he do? [Youtube, streaming, etc. Anything like that.]
WHEN did Ernie start having lulzy moments? [This is the meat of the OP. Embarrassing stories, controversies, things like that.]
WHERE is Ernie now? [Whatever his current situation is in 2026.
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Ill start working on that. there is a lot to unpack. ernie has been a weirdo player on YT since 2020 had a FB and tik tok before that. I will gather realevent lives/ videos from only major players as ernie live streams would then be broken down by 14 different wine moms all saying the same shit. there is quite a few people in the wine mom category that are creators but thats it. most blindly follow nikolina and the "mean girls" yes mean girls is what a group of 40 to 70 year old women call themselves and all have AI avatars that make them look like theyre school girls from the movie clueless. funny enough nikolinas is always thin and beautiful its never the morbidly obese rhino she actually is.

ernie is worth a laugh a little spoiler, a couple months ago his grinder date woke up ernie was live streaming and having methed out delusions, ernie was filming the date chriss from the stair case. at chris's feet in this basement where they just engaged in butt sex ernie is confirmed to be a power bottom there was a silicone pussy and butthole, looked pretty used. chris just pops up awake turns on music and starts toe fucking said silicone pussy. as you gaze around the basement its a where's waldo of gay shit enema kits, syringes, sex toys. the works. ernie is confirmed to be HIV positive by the way he said he contracted in NYC chasing down a fugitive (fake bounty hunter) and fell on a bag of needles. if anyone knows anything about HIV theyd know it cant live outside the human body more then a min or so. there is also inmates from a halfway house ernie used to work at as a gaurd or some shit like it that said him and ernie would suck and fuck. his only family said in court that they heard ernie on the phone telling someone hed suck their dick for new brake pads.

just a few teasers, katie and others can back all this up too
 
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The best Ernie story is him tying pillows to his body as armor and shitting all over his jail cell floor to use as ammunition against the guards. This was about a month ago. Put in psych evaluation, don't know his status currently.

Katie read the incident report.
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
Every time I look at your face, Caley, I can't help but feel nothing more than sorrow. Your photos reflect only pain, sadness, and hopelessness. I still remember, even today, more than a month later, the first time I heard your voice. I remember feeling sadness and compassion for you. I heard you stutter and stumble over your words, like a little girl lying, not because she wanted to, but because she was forced to, for she knew something bad would happen if she didn't.

You, Caley, are the piece of this puzzle that still intrigues me. A little piece that wasn't part of the set, but still, for some reason, took part of the game and dragged herself into the mud for someone else. I can't deny that I long to hear your voice, your laugh and your insults once again. But this time, I'd also like to hear the truth. I know you are hiding something. Those eyes conceal truth, a very dark truth, that I wish you could share with us. Perhaps, then, there could be some semblance of redemption for you.
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I would like nothing more than for her to abandon her handlers and be honest. She is without a doubt the dumbest person that has emerged from this whole thing with the kk's.
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
I remember feeling sadness and compassion for you. I heard you stutter and stumble over your words, like a little girl lying, not because she wanted to, but because she was forced to, for she knew something bad would happen if she didn't.

You, Caley, are the piece of this puzzle that still intrigues me. A little piece that wasn't part of the set, but still, for some reason, took part of the game and dragged herself into the mud for someone else.
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I think the rumors about her being one of 007's e-girlfriends is the answer to any questions you could have about her motivations and why she covered for Kennel Kickers.

That and her unusual hated for Katie could be explained as a woman thing. In the end I spare no sympathy for Caley. I don't care if she was manipulated and only realized it too late. She's an adult and thus responsible for her own actions and who she affiliates with. She played such a significant role in helping 007 harass Katie so in my eyes she isn't a pawn.
 
Artaius said:
I think the rumors about her being one of 007's e-girlfriends is the answer to any questions you could have about her motivations and why she covered for Kennel Kickers.

That and her unusual hated for Katie could be explained as a woman thing. In the end I spare no sympathy for Caley. I don't care if she was manipulated and only realized it too late. She's an adult and thus responsible for her own actions and who she affiliates with. She played such a significant role in helping 007 harass Katie so in my eyes she isn't a pawn.
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She is welcome to come spill the tea. I believe she is @RedRoses77 anyway, so come on by buddy boy girl!

Say cheese for Kiwifarms, Jonathan Parker Wilkins! #Washdishes 🥂
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Wings007 when all of his threats are presented in his legal case:
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Artaius said:
Could someone make an Ernie Shell / Wine Moms Drama Community thread laying out the history and lore, please? There is nothing I could find about it on Youtube or anyone really talking about who these menopausal women 007 gets sexual with are.
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dead eggers and wine aunts follow ernie shell.

also, the same group that follows Ernie Shell around. they follow in the 007's crew footsteps and do foul and messed up things to a woman named kim cowles. she is the female version of bill.
 
Assad leaked a video of N-Word Boi's average breakfast.

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And he also posted this;

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Assad, you are using another man's name and face as your profile. You created that account for the sole purpose of obsessing over others.
 
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