📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[CheesyBoy]

FTM, or Female-To-Mincemeat: the piranhas of r/askgaybros have managed to turn another unsuspecting li'l dood into a fine red mist through the gnashing of their gay teeth as she cluelessly wades into their waters in the hopes of shacking up with biological males. This one is a great read if just because those catty little cock-hungry characters really gave OP what for, with highlights of their brutal takedowns including comparisons of post-op poons to Frankenstein's monster, claiming their neophalluses are "zombie cocks," that their bodies as a whole are "disgusting to look at" and that all of them are bearded women playing dress-up. Just goes to show you: transphobia is apparently only okay on Reddit so long as you direct it at "AFABs"!

The people who want us to treat sex and gender as separate things sure do get mad when gays behave homosexually instead of homogenderally.

transtypal

Oh look, another bullshit word that everyone is expected to know. As much as we go on about what peaks people, shit like having to constantly learn new words without real meanings is probably why normies are getting less tolerant of this. Imagine working in HR and having to explain this shit to 99.99% of employees because the 0.01 is throwing a tantrum.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Paranoid Polly Pocket Round_Candle646 has come back to seek comfort from strangers about the harrowing experiences she's had as of late: first, she endured a bus ride that left her so overwhelmed that she had a complete freakout while still in transit, which supposedly involved her graffiting the inside of the bus while people were inside of it; then, not even 24 hours later, Candle begins suspecting that other citizens of her zipcode are part of a grand cabal to disrespect her gender identity by leaving behind items they don't want in places that she can see them. If you love yourselves some schizoposts, never miss a Candle update!

This person needs to be locked up in a funny farm. They’re (from what I can make out of their insane screed), claiming dysphoria if people notice when they act like a screaming sped in public, because they “identify” as not being a screaming sped.

And lol at the “altruistic” mistake for “autistic”, I can guarantee nobody on that bus was looking at the lunatic spray painting the bus and screeching as being “altruistic”… hell I seriously doubt anybody was sexualizing her either.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Someone literally said that phallo socks get necrosis and what? Just wither away? Look like a fucking zombie cock?

No, they get chunks of dead infected flesh cut off periodically before the risk of a systemic infection get too high, then they're amputated. A zombie cock would almost undoubtedly look and probably smell better (necrosis stinks like rotting cheese, apparently). Probably have fewer cutting scars, too.

the amount of people who claim that trans men are just women dressing up is insane. Like holy shit dude, I could grow a beard, be jacked, act exactly as a man typically would, even have a dick and I would still be called a woman for the way I am born.

Well, you're a woman, you see, with a woman's psychology and mannerisms and socialization. But I'm sure performing whatever stereotypes of a man's typical behavior you have floating around in your crazy woman brain would fool everybody.

Like alr man, i don’t want to force you to accept me, but it’s just crazy.

Then what has the last decade of trans right activism been about, if not that?

Like idk what pictures they’re looking at (probably immediately after operation) but they claim that its absolutely disgusting to look at.

That's a pretty normal response to surgical mutilation pictures. the SRS thread is full of proof that it doesn't look any better after time. The "jumbo flesh coke-can" look that they all get isn't helping either. It doesn't look anything like a real dick (sauce: I am a happy dick-haver).

Again, nothing wrong w not wanting to date a guy who is trans for several reasons. But it hurts to see so many who think trans guy = woman w identity issues

I thought genital preferences were a terrible transphobia. Now I'm confused again. Sorry the truth hurts, sweetheart.

or she's been hugboxxed into thinking she is incapable of doing wrong and tells you that you saying no to sex is a dysphoria trigger and also kind of toxic and manipulative if you think about it rightttttt

Try that one on the gay dudes that don't want to fuck you, Hunter.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Finally, the dainty little princesses who long to be princes commiserate over all of the ways in which their anatomy fails to allow them to achieve their dreams ...

... I’ll never know what it’s like to send random dick pics to my friends ...

Born and raised male, never did that. Never wanted to do that.
Is it a generational thing? A social class thing?
Or is the pooner obsessing about something stupid some men do?

 

[wide hide]

Speaking of the indignities around dating as a dumb li'l dood, a TiF makes a greentext on Reddit about how no matter what port she tries to sail the ship of her heart to in the storm of loneliness, nary a single beach is anything but broken bottles and cigarette butts.

this one just blows me away. what is the myopathy that allows these people to accurately judge their peers for the freaks they are and still engage? this pooner is a closet lesbian that hates being gay so badly she did herself a 100% speedrun of the entire genderspecial spectrum and settled on... a faggot.

she sounded really sad cis women didnt want to date her based on that hyenahyuck laugh. all bc they refused to engage the fiction she's a man, bc she is, dammit, she's not a woman who loves women, that's gayyyyyy.

I just don't understand: settling with a homosexual man is literally the opposite of everything you want as a closeted lesbian, but you do it to engage with the infinitely more retarded idea that if you are a man, it is more acceptable to be gay. I have to question how much of a fag the man really is to be in committed relationship with a grindr reject. my instinct is the dude is a sissy gooner in the works already.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Born and raised male, never did that. Never wanted to do that.
Is it a generational thing? A soicial class thing?
Or is the pooner obsessing about something stupid some men do?

Never heard of this totally real manly man practice either but this l'il poon is a true and honest man, so what's stopping her? Carpe diem, dooderino. Act like the bro you are! Spam some closeups of your pussy tdick to the group chat and all the homies. Classic bit, they will love it, just guy things!

EDIT: But seriously, every single one of these retards needs to get off Reddit, it would help them so much. They're only seething about how they'll never be able to lock a chastity cage around their vulva because they've read posts from other Reddit pooners seething about how they'll never lock a chastity cage around their vulva. Obviously there was a chastity cage Patient Zero but all the rest of the chastity cage malding is via pooner-to-pooner transmission.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with all these codewords and doublespeak.

"I have been almost a year out as a trans woman"

A good way to remember it is "trans" always means "fake". Trans woman= fake woman.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He says he looks 'like a girl af' so what's the problem

Oh my god he's got a strong case of autism face. No wonder he can't recognize why people don't see him as a woman: he's probably a degree of faceblind.

Are there any good deep dive videos of podcasts about the tranch? I know the basics but I need some stuff to listen to at work.

Sadly I don't know any but Potatis got you. The other would be Null's streams of MATI about it.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Born and raised male, never did that. Never wanted to do that.
Is it a generational thing? A social class thing?
Or is the pooner obsessing about something stupid some men do?

Both pooners and troons get their entire understanding of the opposite gender from stereotypes, media, etc.
These reddit posts where they talk about beign born cis make that very, very transparent. Pooners are fixated on being horny teenage boys.

 

[Two Frogs]

Like it’s one thing to acknowledge how awful being sexualised as a child is when puberty strikes and breast tissue starts to grow, it’s another to say the breasts are the problem and must be cut off.

This is basically what I was trying to say. If you're a woman you are born into a lot of kinds of suffering just automatically, but the answer is not to start choppin'.

 

[Cunningham]

Troon posts to r/13or30 and top comment unironically calls them a man.

 

[Potato Burrito]

FTM, or Female-To-Mincemeat: the piranhas of r/askgaybros have managed to turn another unsuspecting li'l dood into a fine red mist through the gnashing of their gay teeth as she cluelessly wades into their waters in the hopes of shacking up with biological males. This one is a great read if just because those catty little cock-hungry characters really gave OP what for, with highlights of their brutal takedowns including comparisons of post-op poons to Frankenstein's monster, claiming their neophalluses are "zombie cocks," that their bodies as a whole are "disgusting to look at" and that all of them are bearded women playing dress-up. Just goes to show you: transphobia is apparently only okay on Reddit so long as you direct it at "AFABs"!
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In the comments they seem to be fully aware that other subreddits are "less toxic" specifically due to heavy moderation (i.e. censorship) but can't connect the dots even when literally typing it out.


...do ya think they're nicer on there because they actually respect you or is it because heavy handed moderation forces them to play nice if they want to remain in that community? Hmm.

ALL of Reddit suffers from this problem yet these dummies can't figure out their safe spaces are completely artificial. Or maybe they're fully aware but refuse to acknowledge it because it would shatter their fragile worldview. We all understand this of course, it's just interesting to see it laid out so plainly here in these comments.

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

NyaraTv got offended by obvious ragebait where someone categorize trans people and their looks which they call it transphobic because it follows trans stereotype

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Trans people hide behind cute anime characters or fursona's because most look like cobson or Dobby the elf IRL..

 

[Lyra Plushie]

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Troon posts to r/13or30 and top comment unironically calls them a man.

Even the most feminine looking troons can't beat the "troons are obsessed with being like little girls" allegations.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Finally, the dainty little princesses who long to be princes commiserate over all of the ways in which their anatomy fails to allow them to achieve their dreams. And what fills the dreams of fair maidens as they sleep atop silk pillowcases? Why, such things as "sperm bank donation fraud to conceive 200 children," "pinching their foreskins shut to pee in so that it fills like a water balloon," "stacking donuts on their erections" and literal fucking dozens of pooners saying they would love to stick their imaginary dicks into things such as fruit, couches, jars, trees, and more!

I only managed to get through half of these but I suppose Freud was right about penis envy after all.

 

[AskMeAnything]

If you're a woman you are born into a lot of kinds of suffering just automatically

It's no picnic being born male either. Spending years dealing with assholes who want to beat you up,
just to prove they can, gets pretty annoying.. and dangerous.
The pooners get to skip all those fun times though.

 

[Kiislova]

Oh look, another bullshit word that everyone is expected to know. As much as we go one about what peaks people, shit like having to constantly learn new words without real meanings is probably why normies are getting less tolerant of this. Imagine working in HR and having to explain this shit to 99.99% of employees because the 0.01 is throwing a tantrum.

Hence why the tranny glossary thread is a thing.

What is transtypal supposed to be anyway so I can add it?

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's no picnic being born male either. Spending years dealing with assholes who want to beat you up,
just to prove they can, gets pretty annoying.. and dangerous.
The pooners get to skip all those fun times though.

She did say anatomy: It's likely she meant men have a less complex reproductive system so they don't have bone density problems from babies absorbing their calcium, ovarian cysts, anemic periods, hard pregnancies, that kind of thing. Men get a shit stick by working to the bone on physical jobs (and inhaling toxins) and testosterone fights, it's just that women have more random complex piping to fuck up in anatomy specifically.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Reddit/troon internal politics on display.


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I’m 16, it makes me uncomfortable knowing the head moderator of this subreddit is defending a convicted pedophile and known predator and is trying to get her back on the mod team. I already almost unsubscribed from the subreddit due to the mods refusing to remove all of the blatant fetish posts several times and this entire situation is just the tipping point.

Either CedarWolf needs to step down and be replaced by someone who isn’t as creepy or a new subreddit needs to be made

edit: context here https://archive.ph/jg5u2

Down in the comments:

For those out of t he loop, Mod Cedarwolf defended a child predator under the false assumption that they were being cyberstalked. As evidence mounted that the predator was in fact a predator and had been convicted of having CSAM on her hard drive, as well as going to middle school graduations (as a 40 y/o) Cedarwolf doubled down on defending her. It has not gone well and the mods are deleting posts

 

[Pig Cups]

An allegedly "100% passing trans guy" hailing from the Lone Star State has trouble getting anyone around her to sympathize with her anxiety around the current administration, especially her husband who finds her compulsion to make an escape plan a bit ridiculous. I always get skeptical when these types claim to be totally passing, so I did some digging on her and not only does OP absolutely not pass, but she has totally dogshit opsec which is how I learned her name is, no fucking joke, Samhain - and from what I gathered, that's her birth name!
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Seems that all of you have overlooked one little detail on her LinkedIn page:


Yup- our lovely TiF here works/worked for a place called “Tiff’s Treats.” How beautifully apt! Fucking lmao

I don't normally have any bottom dysphoria at all but not being able to wear a condom is something I've cried about before

Fear not, L’il Pooner! You can absolutely wear a bag, if you so desire!

Here you go, little lady- meet the FEMALE condom!