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Really? So I can ignore any coercion attempts to bow down and affirm blatant falsity? That I am fully allowed to not omit factual language? That’s the standard we’re going with?

Okay, you heard it here first, folks!! Misgendering is approved and encouraged! Hey, don’t look at me- this is from the mouth of the pooner herself! Probably should’ve thought this one through a little more, Chris 🎀Lainey🎀-McAllister…

Of course, she only means this in the context of sticking it to those pesky cissies. If her standard were to be applied equally, she’d immediately cry genocide once it’s used to justify calling men and women what they are.
 
Anasa Tristis said:
It's not. Social and political attempts have failed. Miserably. Troonism is fundamentally impossible. It can't be protected by law, and even when it is by bleeding heart retards, there will never be universal compliance because it doesn't work for everyone. Yet the retards keep insisting it can, and keep pushing it.
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Oh I was referring to the sovereign citizen shit lol
That guy is gonna be going striaght to man jail.
I wonder if he decided to go down that path in the first place because his sex marker on the drivers licence got changed back or whatever.

But yeah I see all these sov citizen attemtpes and it just always goes to shit.
Strangely enough, about 8 years ago, all over the UK someone paid big money to have loads of big adverts up on billboards, about "Legal name hoax", basically sovereign citizen shit. It was really weird. Like who has money for that? And why? AND IT DOESN'T EVEN WORRRRRK!
 
Sean Andalou said:
Here's one badass for you. :christine:

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This one seems to me to be the most "badass" looking.

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"Badass" in this context means goofy. 8)
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I have a great book about the founding of Australia. One of the illustrations is of a Victorian naval press-gang. One of the press gangers has that exact same facial feature combination, with the nose and chin striving mightily to meet.
 
Two Frogs said:
Welllllllllllllllllll... Womanhood is a prison for many. Sexism is pretty much constant against women. There are many reasons that a natal woman would hate being seen as a female and want to run away from it. The world damages women pretty much from birth intentionally.
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You’re not replying directly to what they said but instead a set of pre-conceived positions you automatically attach to the issue. There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that except when it’s further out of context, and this is exactly that.

Woman is a neutral descriptor term. They didn’t say womanhood, they said woman. They didn’t say gender roles, they said it in terms of biological existence. I think the ‘sex not gender’ crowd have done a lot of accidental harm for a cause they claim to fight for. Gender just means sex, gender roles are something else entirely. When they use gender in place of that it attaches itself more to actual women, and allows room for people to view it as something they should dissociate from if they, say, would rather wear a t-shirt instead of a dress. When discussing roles, the artifice is more readily removable from self. It’s easier for people who fit a lot of stereotypes to realise it’s not personal to them, that societal and cultural expectations of the sexes change throughout history, and that e.g. liking the colour pink is neutral. It doesn’t actually mean anything. Just because it’s fetishised (as all ‘feminine’ traits now are ) doesn’t mean anyone has to accept it as a reflective value judgment.
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but saying "nobody would want to change their gender" ignores a lot of problems that exist for women just because of the way we are.
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They didn’t say that. And I’m not being pedantic in pointing out, it’s important. Because understanding, empathy, it’s all easy and been said before. But the fact is these women who poon out do a huge amount of harm they don’t get a free pass on just cuz misogyny is tuff. They step on the necks of every woman who just exists as they are, they push the most harmful ideas of gender that actively make women more uncomfortable with themselves. Like it’s one thing to acknowledge how awful being sexualised as a child is when puberty strikes and breast tissue starts to grow, it’s another to say the breasts are the problem and must be cut off. It’s further shame for every woman who doesn’t hate the concept of a female.

There are women in full relationships with men, have gotten pregnant and given birth, breast fed, and yet refuse to identify as women. They bind their breasts. Think a flannel shirt makes them masc. Cut their hair short like they’re proving some point. They don’t go on hormones but will simply insist they are not a woman. And we can analyse why for days, but these women and every shade of them are absolutely fucking rancid. The most vile of misogynists and reprehensible of idiots. Again, stepping on the necks of every woman who isn’t cowardly enough to reduce woman or womanhood to a bunch of porn stereotypes so that it becomes something they can reject.

It’s not ignoring any problems. It’s analysing them and becoming stronger in the face of it. Pooners are pitiable, but they are not sympathetic.
 
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So this guy, Shitonthestick, is a hilariously aggressive ex=con, his post history is full of him getting into physical fights, creating arguments, his motorbike, his pitbulls, being banned from a store because of his pitbull, prison stories and so on.

Anyways, in this particular tale, he once more starts a fist fight with some dude at a party. It started because Shitstick called a woman a bitch, and then escalated with taunting her "How come I look better than you?", and then there was more punching on, and in the end the guy he was trying to beat up did the ol switcheroo and started flirting. Which is a thing I'm sure all girls can relate to.

He justifies his hair-trigger violence with saying he was so much prettier and more feminine looking than the real woman. And she was more likely to be thought of as trans than his pretty and petite self. Um, not if you keep brawling with strangers in public bro.
 
Did you guys see that the moderator for r/Mtf,r/Lgbt,r/egg_irl and r/asktransgender was exposed as a convicted child predator and was protected by the mods
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Also Troons are now coping and seething using the epstein files as a distraction/defense shield against the Le heckin bigoted nazi right wingers.
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Yes i believe the files should be released because i wanna see how many right wingers and left wingers were on the island touching kids
 
TismFarmer said:
I found this reply, Poor Lil guy, he looks exactly like a woman already but people misgender him!View attachment 8710928
He says he looks 'like a girl af' so what's the problem?

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"I am intersex."

Why do so many troons have these incredibly rare genetic disorders that affect <1%? Back when I was a kid I think the only time I ever heard them was in a documentary I saw in health or science class, but now it apparently isn't as rare as scientists told me they were.
 
Road Runner said:
He basically believe a Hetrosexual Man see no difference between a Feminine presenting Male or Biological Woman because of his perception of Femininity. A lot of his views are shaped by his male card being revoked thus he truly believe he is seen as soft or delicate by Hetrosexual Men which from his POV is a compliment Men allegedly view him as one of the girls. He doesn't realize Hetrosexual Men are dehumanizing him and he's sitting there praising them.
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Yes. Males like this believe that being sexµally used and mistreated by a man is central to what it means to be a woman. Their perception of femininity is based on misogyny, homophobia, and pr0n addiction."

This isn't from Kiwifarms, but from a website called lipstick alleyway talking about Magic Johnson's son who identifies as a nonbinary woman or a cross- dresser.

It has some good responses and is an entertaining read.

This is hilarious
 
Pretty much all pooner foibles for today, my friends, so if that's your favorite genre of L, you're in for a treat!

FTM, or Female-To-Mincemeat: the piranhas of r/askgaybros have managed to turn another unsuspecting li'l dood into a fine red mist through the gnashing of their gay teeth as she cluelessly wades into their waters in the hopes of shacking up with biological males. This one is a great read if just because those catty little cock-hungry characters really gave OP what for, with highlights of their brutal takedowns including comparisons of post-op poons to Frankenstein's monster, claiming their neophalluses are "zombie cocks," that their bodies as a whole are "disgusting to look at" and that all of them are bearded women playing dress-up. Just goes to show you: transphobia is apparently only okay on Reddit so long as you direct it at "AFABs"!
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How to get over the fact that I’ll never have a real dick + transphobic gay dudes​

As a reference, I am bisexual. I thought that I would never want a relationship with a man, but that’s because I forced myself to imagine a woman with a man. But when I see myself as a man? I can imagine getting married to a guy lmao, and it’s something I hope to achieve.
So I went to the askgaybros sub in hopes of finding other trans guys who have successfully achieved a monogamous relationship w a dude. Hard when you’re cis, so I imagine being trans isn’t exactly gonna be easy.
The amount of people who claim that trans men are just women dressing up is insane. Like holy shit dude, I could grow a beard, be jacked, act exactly as a man typically would, even have a dick and I would still be called a woman for the way I am born. Like alr man, i don’t want to force you to accept me, but it’s just crazy.
Then it became things not being “truly gay” if you’re a cis guy w a trans guy. Apparently, they are “bisexual and in denial”. Felt like a stab in the gut, but then again, not an uncommon opinion.
Worst of all though would be how they treat the phallo dick though. Like idk what pictures they’re looking at (probably immediately after operation) but they claim that its absolutely disgusting to look at. Like I’m some fucking subhuman bc I can’t bust a nut. Like yeah bro I wish I could too, and I hate that I can’t. But why the hell do you think it’s okay to treat me as some fucking Frankenstein (actual comment) bc of it? Someone literally said that phallo socks get necrosis and what? Just wither away? Look like a fucking zombie cock?
If you don’t wanna date a trans guy, I understand. Some gay/bi dudes love cum and can’t live without, that’s fine. That isn’t an excuse to compare me to a monster or call me a woman with a beard. It’s fucking hurts man, only thing I can think about now is the fact that I’ll have a half-assed dick. That if I end up with someone, I won’t truly satisfy them (also another post on there). So many of them are uneducated too, like they literally think trans men are just women who say “I’m a guy”. Some don’t even understand how hormones work lmao
Again, nothing wrong w not wanting to date a guy who is trans for several reasons. But it hurts to see so many who think trans guy = woman w identity issues
They don’t see us as men.
Edit: thank you all for making me aware of that subreddit being like that. I wasn’t aware this was a commonly asked thing, I’ll be sure to stay away from it. Thank you for the positive comments as well
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Speaking of the indignities around dating as a dumb li'l dood, a TiF makes a greentext on Reddit about how no matter what port she tries to sail the ship of her heart to in the storm of loneliness, nary a single beach is anything but broken bottles and cigarette butts.
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which way, transsexual man?​

>date cis guys
>they see you as a mentally ill woman
>"no babe dont go on hrt haha youre so sexy"
>"im not ready to tell my parents, can you just pretend?"
>date trans guys
>everyone thinks you're just weird lesbians
>you feel like weird lesbians
>dysphoria and/or cringe mirror
>nobody can reach the top shelf
>date trans women
>you're 5'8 and it makes her feel bad in public
>or she's in a discord polycule
>or secret cis man, just a sissified gooner
>or she's been hugboxxed into thinking she is incapable of doing wrong and tells you that you saying no to sex is a dysphoria trigger and also kind of toxic and manipulative if you think about it rightttttt
>date cis women
>hahahahahahhahhahhahahaha as if
>you have bigger tits than her
>she's bi but constantly makes jokes about being superfuckinggay
>her mum wants biological grandkids
there are exceptions love is possible and i love my cis gay bf but jesus fucking christ if we break up i am not looking forward to dating again
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A bisexual woman makes the mistake of being honest about her take on testicles, which results in her neurotic FTM partner finding a way to make her repulsion all about her. "How can I ever be naked next to her if she finds certain parts of my body repulsive?" asks OP, as if there aren't plenty of couples who manage to have healthy sex lives while not groping around surgical sites, stomas, active rashes and hives and other generally unsexy things that can happen to the human body. Do you really need her to tangle with your trucknuts to feel affirmed, you weirdo?
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Girlfriend finds male genitals weird​

I don't really know where to start. It's probably not that deep and I'm just exaggerating. Still, it's somehow bothering me.
I (FTM) in a relationship with my girlfriend (cis f), who is bisexual. She has only had sexual experiences with men so far. During our relationship, she has repeatedly mentioned in passing how strange she finds testicles and that she doesn't really find penises attractive. I can understand that to a certain extent. They really arent that beautiful.
But today she said that she finds it frightening how many women touch their boyfriends' testicles and think it's normal. She finds testicles disgusting.
And somehow that triggered something in me. I suffer extremely from my body. I would do anything to be a cis man with everything that goes with it. I just want to be completely naked once and feel comfortable. I already feel extreme repulsion and disgust towards myself. And now I can't shake the thought that after my surgery, she won't find me attractive anymore, but worse, she'll feel disgusted.
It took me a long time to open up to her, let alone allow her to touch me. I enjoy the sex we're having now, but I'm actually looking forward to how it will be after my phalloplasty. But what if it will be different for her? Will she miss what we're doing now?
I don't think she's with me because I'm trans. After all, she forgot several times and I had to tell her several times at the beginning. But she has a strong preference for women. Sometimes I get the feeling that she doesn't find men attractive at all. Which isn't true, of course, but still.
I've talked to her about it many times, and she says that nothing will change for her and that she still finds me attractive.
But after today, I can't believe that anymore. How can I ever be naked next to her if she finds certain parts of my body repulsive? If she avoids touching those areas... I don't want to force her, that's clear. But I also want to feel loved and normal.
I don't know what I want to hear. I don't even know if I'm in the right community for this. But I had to tell someone.
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Paranoid Polly Pocket Round_Candle646 has come back to seek comfort from strangers about the harrowing experiences she's had as of late: first, she endured a bus ride that left her so overwhelmed that she had a complete freakout while still in transit, which supposedly involved her graffiting the inside of the bus while people were inside of it; then, not even 24 hours later, Candle begins suspecting that other citizens of her zipcode are part of a grand cabal to disrespect her gender identity by leaving behind items they don't want in places that she can see them. If you love yourselves some schizoposts, never miss a Candle update!
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i had a really embarrassing public meltdown yesterday​

as context, i've developed agoraphobia due to years of frequent bullying, harrassment, invalidation and misgendering from strangers.

i'm transgender (ftm) and i'm also transtypal. transtypal is when someone has dysphoria about their personality, similar to gender dysphoria. i long to have a different personality because i feel like it's my sense of identity, and other people perceiving me as having certain psychological characteristics gives me great pain.

yesterday i forced myself to leave the house because i had to go to the gym, and then i reluctantly travelled further afield because i wanted to go to the retro game shop. on the very long journey home, i transferred myself to the bottom deck out of fear because loads of young people gotten onto the top. while sat at the bottom i heard repeated intentional stomping from upstairs (a way people have harrassed me in the past) and began crying because of it. by the time the bus got to the last transfer (a bus station in the city center) i was extremely overstimulated and also offended. i was very desperate to go home. i felt even more offended because bus drive told me that i have to wait and that other people need to get on not just me (appearing selfish and impatient in front of others gives me dysphoria and shame). at this point i totally lost it, i began graffiti ing the inside of the bus. This man said to me with a weird, creepy, insincere sounding tone of voice that his dog is ill and that he wants me to patt it. I was even more offended . I was being perceived as the very things i hate: altruistic, stupid, sexualised.
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i'm being fatshamed by my local town​

i'm convinced that where i live people are intentionally relocating certain products where they do not belong and placing em right next to or on top of unhealthy food or food i normally eat to take the piss out of my diet (and also misgender me e.g. use a pink water bottle after they saw me holding my blue water bottle)

idk if i have to block out food titles so i'm gonna do so anyway

examples normal flapjack with protein flapjacks bananas on sweets la petit on kitkats lollipop on kinder eggs and sweets on top of Bluey Tv show branded kinder eggs (the day after i purchased Bluey freezer ice pops and a 39p lollipop) Spiced cola cough sweets on chewing gum (sometimes i buy chewing gum) Pink water bottle on smarties Happy hippo on the self checkout machine Protein bars on expensive calorie dense meal deal food Haribos on top of protein bars Fanta or monster (both full sugar) on top of protein bars (i eat a lot of protein bars)
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An allegedly "100% passing trans guy" hailing from the Lone Star State has trouble getting anyone around her to sympathize with her anxiety around the current administration, especially her husband who finds her compulsion to make an escape plan a bit ridiculous. I always get skeptical when these types claim to be totally passing, so I did some digging on her and not only does OP absolutely not pass, but she has totally dogshit opsec which is how I learned her name is, no fucking joke, Samhain - and from what I gathered, that's her birth name!
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The downside of being stealth even with supportive family​

I am a 100% passing trans guy in Texas, USA. I am lucky to have started transitioning at 18 and have been on T for 8 years. My bio family is transphobic but I have a wonderful and supportive husband and his family.
I am not visibly trans and dont mention it very often but, with the current situation in the US, I am getting very worried for my continued access to my life saving HRT and correct gender documents.
Despite all my support network being affirming, I still feel like there is a cognitive dissonance they have that prevents them from realizing that no matter how much I pass I will still be subject to these bigoted laws.
I am making an emergency escape plan to leave the US but even my husband doesnt seem to understand the rush and sometimes it feels like he secretly thinks Im overreacting. I think he understands where im coming from, but its almost like he doesnt think it will impact us. Long story short, im the only one actually participating in making plans and taking action to ensure my safety while all my loved ones sit back and watch it happen. Its scary, isolating, and makes me feel crazy.
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If only God had been merciful to this humble pilgrim, she could live the life "she was meant to have," which according to her involves casual sex with double-herpetic strangers brewing the next pandemic instead of having a body she describes as cursed; alas, her existence shall mean nothing but misery even if she pursues mutilation, a fact which has lead her to spiraling into alcoholism. This is seriously one of those posts that goes well with all of the tranny bleating about how envious they are of female anatomy - I wonder if they ever lurk each other's subs and seethe at those who squander what they covet?
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Despair. Wanting to be a man with another man​

Trigger/content warnings: alcohol abuse, r*pe mention, bottom dysphoria in sex, Suicide mention
All I want is a dick. I want to be a man that fucks men. I've had dreams about having a dick since my teens and in then I'm always happy, fulfilled, and then I wake up and left with this painful reality.
I want my manhood to be natural. I wish I had been brought up a man. I wish I could feel tough as a man. I used to feel so strong and self assured before I realised I was trans but now it just doesn't feel enough. I'm disabled and constantly seen as weak.I have endometriosis that means i get lucky if I don't get cramps when I get off. I'm having surgery because it came on so aggressively I decided I would rather die if I didn't get treatment or answers (that led to my diagnosis)This body is cursed to me. Sex equals pain, trauma, rape, repeat UTIs, risk of pregnancy, fear of bodily autonomy being taken away.
I just want it to be simple, I wish I could easily hook up with men off Grindr for a quick fuck and not worry about my safety or being left with any of the above problems. I was robbed of a life I was meant to have, a life I've dreamed of for years. No matter what I do. Top surgery, testosterone, it's not enough. Eventually I'll get bottom surgery say 10+ years ok the wait list. And still I'll feel like I'm settling.
I want a cis penis with natural visible erections. I want sperm to ejaculate. I just want to stop feeling like I'll never be enough to be a man.
I started drinking again. This was brought on by a couple other unrelated things, but it's found it's way to this dysphoric hell.
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Finally, the dainty little princesses who long to be princes commiserate over all of the ways in which their anatomy fails to allow them to achieve their dreams. And what fills the dreams of fair maidens as they sleep atop silk pillowcases? Why, such things as "sperm bank donation fraud to conceive 200 children," "pinching their foreskins shut to pee in so that it fills like a water balloon," "stacking donuts on their erections" and literal fucking dozens of pooners saying they would love to stick their imaginary dicks into things such as fruit, couches, jars, trees, and more!
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What’s the stupidest thing yall are sad that you can’t do since you weren’t born a cis male?​

The thing I’m sad I can’t do is become a frat bro. I wish I could party all night and have sex with random girls that I meet, but I won’t be able to. I’m also sad that I won’t be able to experience a pregnancy scare with a girlfriend I might have. And I’ll never know what it’s like to send random dick pics to my friends or jerk off 💔💔
Edit: skinny dipping.
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[–]Ebomb1
I would like to ejaculate semen, although irl I'd have been celibate until I was snipped b/c no babies, nope, never.

[–]Akuirdemon
Shake my cock after pee, peeing standing up, sticking donas on it, do the helicopter, drag in the same way a cis gay would be a iconic drag

[–]lucidly_cremated
Honestly I say I’m asexual but if I had a dick I’d be pegging every guy who thinks their a top. I’m lowkey a gay sadist. They knew I’d be too powerful with a dick.

[–]abbyrules9h
Enby here- I want to pee into a balloon/standing up. Just like, because I could 💔

[–]Hour-Yesterday1850
I won’t ever be able to wear a chastity cage, even with phallo, all the balls ive seen dont look big enough to support a cage

[–]I_Hate_Life22
the frat bro thing is so real but not even just for like . sex but lwk. the community of it and just like, having friends to party with and shit ?? I've honestly been thinking so much about it and like . can trans guys be part of a frat in like, accepting areas ? idk man 💔

[–]True-Particular-1866
Oh boy imma out myself with this. It's weird cause I have little dysphoria for my genitals but when it come to specifically sexual acts and stuff, that's when I actually want a dick the most.
So.. that I can't get visibly hard and be teases about it (I could technically, a partner that know your body can do absolute wonders, but like there wouldn't be a noticeable bulg. The right words and a well placed hand as if I had an actual dick would definitely feel quite euphoric despite the lack tho.) I'm grateful tho I can be stealthy horns cause boy I'm already borderline hypersexual and I'm not even on T.
That I can't wear a chastity cage, it's such a big kink of mine and I'm always so disappointed that I can't wear one. Chastity belts just looks too uncomfortable and the way they work compared to cages (same principle but different excursion) barely arouse me. I'll definitely try one some day and I hope I'll change my mind a bit but I doubt it.
While getting eat out is absolute hot, I so wanna know what it's like to be suck. I'm just curious in general how it would feel to have and use the equipments.
On a not sexual note, it would be being able to be a feminine man sometimes. I'm genderfluid and relish with glee at the idea of being andro and people not being able to tell what I am. But I'm also transmasc and sometimes I wanna be a man ro align to it. It's easier to be a masc man than to be a fem man that still pass as a man.
Anyway I'm now exposed and I will crawl back into my cave

[–]Additional-Owl-8672
Not being able to keel over from the intense pain of being hit in the balls
Yes I'm being serious.The dysphoria that happens from being hit unexpectedly down there and then being reminded of what you don't have is awful

[–]Large_Review9906
Having unprotected sex with a cis girl and getting a pregnant scare.

[–]Icy_Fig_4533
Bro I got a microscope for christmas and do you KNOW HOW SAD I AM THAT I CANT LOOK AT MY LIL SPERMIES UNDER IT?!?!?!?!?

[–]andyboy232
Creampie my wife :( it sounds ridiculous to say out loud but its true

[–]Starz_luv
Stack donuts on it </3 Make a competition to see who can put the most on it

[–]SquishyRemmie
I'll never feel what the inside of my spouse is like cuz I don't have the outie version of genitals. And I can't stack donuts on it.

[–]micropenisgrowery
semen. when we come it's basically just piss and it makes me so dysphoric that it will never be real sperm. i will never be able to impregnate someone. even though i don't want to do that anyway
also i wish i had to deal with random boners. it's the annoying stuff that i want the most it seems. the main reason i dont want a phalloplasty is because it cant get hard on its own TwT

[–]livierose17
I would like to tuck my dick in my waistband :( maybe someday

[–]Roqueenrow1406
a friend of mine once said they felt taste in their balls. i'm so fucking jealous rn.

[–]RiggedTrampoline
Be a stupid teen boy and do stupid teen boy things

[–]ratsy_basty
I just wanna stick my dumb cock in dumb shit

[–]destructopop
Stupidest thing? Not having a dick to be stupid with. Actual things? Many. Prostate having among them.

[–]antiacolyte_
Being at a bonfire in the woods and being able to just walk away from the group and piss on a tree

[–]CheesyWhore69
I want to put my dick in things but don’t have one. Like I want to know what the sensations would be. Dick in orbeez. Dick in water tube. Dick in jam . Fuck I want to stack donuts on it . Just put my dick in anything really, minus an m&m tube

[–]Dramatic_Mud_1327
Doing jumping jacks and not hearing the sounds my testicles would make.🥲

[–]Pwnytail24
ts lowkey embarrassing but never getting to know what a blowjob feels like, and more specifically, never getting to look at my partner while i fuck their throat. a strap just isn’t the same 💔

[–]Ephemeral_Afterglow
I don't normally have any bottom dysphoria at all but not being able to wear a condom is something I've cried about before 😂

[–]KouriousDoggo
Running round a village naked cuz of a dare

[–]Retrosgalaxy
Make my balls clap and give myself head

[–]Username_Or_else
Stack donuts on it

[–]Better_Caterpillar61
The way these are all related to either getting hard or jerking off. We really are a hive mind

[–]AhoyOllie
You can absolutely be a frat bro (unless you're too old I guess)
I went to a party school in a liberal area with a ton of trans people and Unfortunately knew several trans frat boys. One of them shattered the bathroom mirror in my dorm because he wanted to impress a girl. It didn't work. Brother had so much toxic mass.

[–]wavefinderkai
All the things you said plus being a hot commodity to women, and having had stupid hs relationships/hook ups under my belt. Ik the cis version of me would be pretty tall, plus I’d have the looks to back it up. Also wish I could dunk and play for the NBA

[–]Street-Cheetah3293
Anything dick-related to be honest. Especially writing my name in snow with piss, even if I don't exactly live in a snowy area. (I would love to live/go to Canada when I grow up, though.) Being able to pee somewhere else besides the bathroom outdoors as long as it's not near other people would be fun too (I probably wouldn't do that though).
I have social anxiety, and one thing that I used to fear and still do (but less) is doing anything masculine/boy-related as a girl (or rather what my family saw as masculine, as I don't really understand the categorization of femininity and masculinity because of history and biology-related reasons). Specifically activities, as anything else I don't really care, I'll do it.

[–]major-e-gg
I‘ll never be able to wake up to morning wood… or awkwardly have a boner in public. Even with phalloplasty you can’t cross that line. „Only manual erections for you, please press pump hidden in testicle to achieve manual boner“ :(
Edit: GOD how could I forget the „boy gang“ thing during adolescence. I had a reason when I caught myself almost crying at Dead Poets Society, envying Charlie confidently presenting as Nuwanda to the guys, or especially the scenes where they just gather in that cave and read poems like the world‘s fine.
The yearning is real.

[–]hiddenfallacies
The "traditional" teen experiences. My hobbies would've remained largely the same, but having a male friend group to do them with. Late night sleepovers chugging energy drinks and playing dumb video games. Teasing each other over crushes, but being top wingmen when the moment called for it. Being on sports team and going to the gym as a group. Actually attending prom (in a suit). I could go on forever.
I still have a deep appreciation for the good memories I have from that time. Some of my best friends today I met during high school. But a lot of the alienation I felt as I was discovering my queer identity resulted in me "missing out" on key experiences. Either because I purposefully didn't partake in certain activities or because I wasn't invited to do so.
Even though I'm in my late 20s, I often feel like I'm still grasping for key moments of youth I didn't get to have. COVID starting right after I turned 21 didn't help either.

[–]Dynobot-Slam
Fucking a piece of furniture. I can never stick my flashlight into a pillow & go to town, or between couch cushions, or on my desk chair...

[–]Thiingswithwings
The inability to stick my dick in random things haunts me

[–]lurkingalex
I’m sad I’ll never get to experience morning wood. I’ve heard that guys love to push their morning wood into the bed and I’m like FUUUUCKKK I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE😭

[–]the-selfishmachine
Be able to come out gay and grow up a gay guy, and I guess go through the journey of coming to terms with being gay over me having had to come to terms with being trans. I feel like after coming out to people as trans, it doesn’t really matter in the same way to people if you’re straight or gay. I don’t know. Being gay feels honestly more central to me on a personal feeling than being trans. Being trans kind of feels like something I just happen to be. I’m just a normal guy who has a harder, different journey to other guys, but it doesn’t feel like this thing that is huge to who I am, really. But being gay actually feels a lot more central to who I am. I don’t really know why. I guess for me it just sucks that what feels more significant to me will never be as significant to others compared to what I feel not so much significance about.
And to add to this, being gay, I like a guy. Gays will talk about the uncertainty of them liking guys, but then it’s an added layer for us. Does he view me as a girl? If he likes guys, would he date a trans guy?

[–]cowboycomplex
thoughtful answer: a boy childhood horny answer: i will never know what its like to frot

[–]aWetBoy
I wanna put my balls in soy sauce

[–]aWetBoy
I can't stick my dick in random shit

[–]bludgeoningbutch
Wish I could've gone through the phase of sticking my dick in everything (like a toaster)

[–]Sanprofe
Not me, but
My boyfriend will not stop loudly voicing jealousy over the ability to piss outside. I have never once pissed outside in our entire relationship nor have I ever instigated this topic. Pissing outside lives rent free in his head and he reminds me of this fact at least twice a month.
Actual lunacy.

[–]dinosaurusnugetti
having balls to fondle while doomscrolling or watching something. it's looks so fucking comfy i'm so envious of my (cis) bf (and no boobs are not an option)

[–]Artdragon56
I wish I could get hard while kissing and making out without having to do it myself. I’m opting for phallo because it’s the closest option but I wish I could get hard on my own and have a more realistic option at the same time but phallo will hopefully work perfectly for me.
I also want to be able to ejaculate like a cis guy, every day I get angry and dysphoric that I can’t have it shoot out when I cum. Hopefully I can cum with phallo though. Also pissing standing up without making a mess and having to clean my stp/take off my cock to wash it.
I also think I’d totally pierce my cock. And I wanna get kicked in the balls lmao for curiosity reasons, and kink reasons. I also want to have prostate orgasms so bad.

[–]Dead_Eyes420_
When I was a kid I was jealous that my brother could just piss wherever he wanted to

[–]Peculiar-plant
I will never have a visible erection at an inoportune time 😭

[–]MissionOlive2303
I'm sad that I will not be able to experience of putting my dick in random jars

[–]iammymothersshadow
Commit sperm bank fraud and conceive 200 children. I don't think I'd do that and I don't support this, but it would be nice to have options.

[–]LoudAcid-
Piss. I wanna piss with the bros at the pop up urinals during holidays in the city. I wanna hold a dumb conversation at the urinals with my bros after a movie while we both mind our own business.
I wanna be a menace that pisses my name into the snow or sand.
And helicopter dick too I guess.And the ease of one clear point to pleasure when it comes to ejaculating.
But the main dysphoria that lack of freedom with bathroom stuff.

[–]PabloThePabo
I wanna have a somewhat bad garage band with a group of annoying dudes. I want a gym bro that I can work out with. I also mourn the fact I can never be a frat bro. I wanna go out on a boat at night with a bunch of bros and get drunk and catch fish and take those dumb pictures holding them.
Also kinda sad I don’t have a dick to shove into some sort of fruit. I’m just really curious what that would feel like.

[–]wolfy_06
-Peanut butter-pee standing up -putting a bow on it-putting it things-frotting-topping my bf and being able to really feel it
I think that's all

[–]ZombirrTheLoser
There's been probably a hundred times where I've seen some random object and went "man I wish I had a dick to stick in that" sighhh.
I was born without a penis because the world knew I would stick it in tons of random objects 😢... They had to hold me back...

[–]Greenrose147
One time I found a tree in the woods with an oddly shaped hole. Had an intrusive thought. Unzipped my pants. Suddenly remembered, to my devestation, that I had no dick.
I still think about that tree a lot.

[–]Natural_ftm
The stupidest? I wish I could pinch my foreskin shut and pee in it so it fills like a water balloon then explodes everywhere.

[–]Tweedletoes
I wanna get hit in the balls. And not know period pain so put on one of those belts to simulate it. And be shamed for an obvious hard on at the wrong time. And have to worry about cleaning up and clogging showers when I jack off all the time. And fuck stupid shit like microwaved melons (without a stroker as a middle man that is…) and not need to glue on a dick funnel to spontaneously piss in a bush. And be able to buy regular men’s shoes. And for some reason cum in a cup at a doctors office for whatever reason people do that for.

[–]GhostMoon9355
Get penis stuck somewhere i shouldn'tve put it 💔

[–]sleepyghost_x
This devastating yearning for a male childhood has haunted me since the age of 4. I wanted to be on pop warner football. I wanted to get into fights. I wanted to be taken to the monster jam and at 14 start going to the gym and be given hot wheels and army men for my birthdays and have cakes with spider man and dinosaurs. I begged all of my childhood for these things, especially to be in boy scouts. I was always shoed away from meetings in our living room. My parents were wonderful but didn't understand it. I'd wish every day from kindergarten to 5th grade that a genie would come and turn me into a boy so often and for so long it almost felt inevitable that I'd be a boy one day magically. He deserved every minute of it because he's wonderful, but I had to watch my brother get the upbringing I wanted. It hurt me more than I can put into words. It's probably the reason still I feel so much shame standing next to him. I will never be the man he is because I was never the boy he was. I was the big sister. In highschool I was captain of drumline and as the football team would come out onto the field I would begin to cry. The others didn't get it. I didn't know how to explain it even to the other snare player who was also a trans man. I wanted to be there. I wanted to be the little boy put in pads too big for him and eventually the teenage boy going out onto the field for everyone to see.
But that's all over now. There's no more adolescence left to live. I must carry on as an adult, and make the best of this I can. I do not know where to go from here. I hide, mostly. Maybe one day even if I never got to be a boy I'll get to be something that isn't a woman. But god, even for 18 short years, I really wanted to be a boy.

[–]EstherandBatDad
(NSFW comment)
I cant stick a rod down it, hook it to a car battery & light my shit up.
Sry im a masochist.

[–]cheeseman_real
not being able to put my dick in a cake or somethin lol i wanna know what that feels like

[–]Shircat4Infiniti
i’ll never be able to fuck something ridiculous. like a jar of peanut butter. sigh
 
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