Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[aphaln]

CENTCOM Publishes footage of airstrikes on Iranian targets

CENTCOM: U.S. forces continue to hunt and destroy Iranian targets that pose threats to Americans and Iran's neighbors.

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In other news, Larijani and Soleimani got their own terrorist trading cards from the IDF now. Qa'ani keeps doing Hashem's work by providing his handlers in the Mossad with great information.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Why do the Czechs have a warship?

They don't. It's a Nilgiri class frigate from the Indian navy that someone shooped a bunch of czech flags over.

e: on closer inspection, it's not indian (you can tell because it doesn't have stink lines). Not sure where it's from now.

e2: It's Danish.

 

[Necrosan]

CENTCOM Publishes footage of airstrikes on Iranian targets

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In other news, Larijani and Soleimani got their own terrorist trading cards from the IDF now. Qa'ani keeps doing Hashem's work by providing his handlers in the Mossad with great information.

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I like how they are doing the real life equivalent of playing Mario Kart and just throwing blue shells over and over.

 

[3-2-1836]

LAGE:

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/allies-balk-trump-pushes-joint-military-action-reopen-hormuz-iran-says-no-ceasefire-table

hows it going zogsters whats the cope for today? muh kharg island muh AEGIS haw haw..IM GONNNA BROOOCCCSS

Well we get nothing from the gulf since America is energy independent so suffah yuropoors

Though to be honest all Euro bound oil is piped across Saudi Arabia to the Red Sea so it's mostly Asia and Africa who gets to suffah, it's bad enough India has sent their navy to escort their tankers through the strait so their contry doesn't collapse.

 

[BigJoey41X]

what i don't understand is that the europeans in the thread seem to be just fine with having a psychotic muslim nation with a direct interest in their deaths control all their oil imports, but they would rather sperg out about how america has lost less people than if we initiated two training sessions at the same time, and half of those were from retarded flights that crashed themselves with no danger from Iran at all.

you do know that America is primarily doing this for Israel, right?, Europeans don't care about furthering jewish interests as much as Uncle Sam does.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Don't they have to fly in suckling off the tankers teet when they are chuck full of bunker busters because they are so heavy they have to run with a nearly empty tank to stay under flight weight?

Bombers take off with a full bomb load and enough fuel to get them to the nearest tanker to fill their tank. They can take off with a full fuel and bomb load but that'd stress the air frame. Flying from the US to Iran involves around eight refueling operations.

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UKMTO reports that a tanker has been struck by a projectile 23 nautical miles east of Fujairah, United Arab Emirates.


Israeli strikes against Dahieh, Lebanon.

Scenes from two of the impact sites in Israel.


IRGC Navy's Ammunition Command HQ in Malusjan, Fars Province has been just targeted by US Navy Airstrikes.
Coordinates:
29.9060, 52.3875

Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, Speaker of Iran’s Parliament, said that Iran “is not seeking to continue the war”. He claimed that Iranian defense systems are now “indestructible” and that the country is undergoing “fundamental changes” in its military capabilities. Ghalibaf also stated that, given the level of “intervention and developments,” the Strait of Hormuz “cannot return to its previous legal and operational conditions.”


The IRGC has declared a state of war on the Iran-Iraq Kurdistan border. Border troops are being relocated to villages and the mountains.


On Wikipedia, some Persian speaking editors have renamed Ali Larijani to "Madar Jende Morde", which literally translates to "Dead Motherfucker".

 

[Crex Crex]

you do know that America is primarily doing this for Israel, right?, Europeans don't care about furthering jewish interests as much as Uncle Sam does.

>continent enslaved by muh holocaust rememberance ideology
>don't care about jewish interests
Lmao
The only reason Europe doesn't shill for Israel as much as it once did is the massive fifth column of mudslimes invading the continent.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

you do know that America is primarily doing this for Israel, right?, Europeans don't care about furthering jewish interests as much as Uncle Sam does.

You mean they dont want to piss off the mudslimes they imported in. Europe is truly the land of the raped.

 

[DumbDude43]

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Trump begged Europe to help clean up the mess he had started
Czechs have answered the call

I do love the implication that it's something that the US started and not Iran. One day, Euros will look back and realize some things, but that day is not today.

Why do the Czechs have a warship?

literal fake news
czechia is a landlocked country and has no navy

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

SUFFAH BRICSFAGS/NATOFAGS YOUR ALLIANCE IS GETTING FUCKED REAL TIME IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT.

 

[BigJoey41X]

>continent enslaved by muh holocaust rememberance ideology
>don't care about jewish interests
Lmao
The only reason Europe doesn't shill for Israel as much as it once did is the massive fifth column of mudslimes invading the continent.

You mean they dont want to piss off the mudslimes they imported in. Europe is truly the land of the raped.

yeah yeah yeah I know fuck muslims but why should Europe assist the Israeli-American forces in Iran?, they have no skin in the game, and its not like Europeans have been lambasted as useless in military affairs, you can't call them both worthless and yet call for help at the same time, that's just blatant doublethink.

 

[Necrosan]

they have no skin in the game,

You should ask their population what they think about their gas/oil prices.

and its not like Europeans have been lambasted as useless in military affairs, you can't call them both worthless and yet call for help at the same time, that's just blatant doublethink.

All they need to do is to show up. The US is taking care of everything just like Ukraine. They don't want to do it because they know the Truck of Peace incidents are going to increase by 400% if they do.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

yeah yeah yeah I know fuck muslims but why should Europe assist the Israeli-American forces in Iran?, they have no skin in the game, and its not like Europeans have been lambasted as useless in military affairs, you can't call them both worthless and yet call for help at the same time, that's just blatant doublethink.

Because Eurocucks use the fucking strait this is affecting eurocucks in the long run. You guys our allies aren't you? Iran has literally put a block on you using the shipping corridor lmao. You can say well this is for Israel and I wont disagree with you but economically Europe is cucking themselves hard. Just fact checked myself on this about 5% of all of Europe's crude oil comes from the strait.

 

[mindlessobserver]

literal fake news
czechia is a landlocked country and has no navy

Yes. I know, hence my bemusement at the claim the Chezhs had a warship. In my head it was theoretically possible if they leased a birth in a German or Italian port so they are contributing something to the EUs/NATOs maritime security.

Stranger things have happened.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Ghalibaf also stated that, given the level of “intervention and developments,” the Strait of Hormuz “cannot return to its previous legal and operational conditions.”

Yeah, that's a good way to make America stop. Promise that even if the war ends, if you remain in charge you'll never let the Strait open completely again.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

It appears like Larijani is dead:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/defense-minister-katz-says-ali-larijani-killed-in-israeli-airstrike/

The quote from the article is worth including:

“Larijani and the Basij commander were eliminated overnight and joined the head of the annihilation program, Khamenei, and all the eliminated members of the axis of evil, in the depths of hell,” Katz says during an assessment this morning, according to his office.

I do love the implication that it's something that the US started and not Iran. One day, Euros will look back and realize some things, but that day is not today.

MISSION: Make the Europeans act like humans for at least one millisecond [DIFFICULTY: literally impossible]

 

[Necrosan]

The quote from the article is worth including:

“Larijani and the Basij commander were eliminated overnight and joined the head of the annihilation program, Khamenei, and all the eliminated members of the axis of evil, in the depths of hell,” Katz says during an assessment this morning, according to his office.

Ok calm down Bibi, it was just a piece of cardboard.

 

[DumbDude43]

yeah yeah yeah I know fuck muslims but why should Europe assist the Israeli-American forces in Iran?, they have no skin in the game, and its not like Europeans have been lambasted as useless in military affairs, you can't call them both worthless and yet call for help at the same time, that's just blatant doublethink.

trump (and americans before trump too) have been lambasting euro military weakness because they explicitly want euros to STOP being useless weaklings.
current developments make it clear that despite all their bluster about rearmament and expanding their armies, the euro leaders still haven't really gotten the memo.

the calls for aid from europe are 0% about actual military needs. everybody on the planet can see that the burger army and the kike defense force have zero need for aid in this war, they can achieve whatever they want in iran regardless of what euro allies do. that's not what it's about. it was the same back with afghanistan (and iraq) - the US didn't need any help there either, euro countries joining the effort was 100% about showing reliability, loyalty, and commitment to the alliance, it was about sending a message that said "we're allies, we're on the same team, we take this seriously, so we'll help and contribute in whatever way we can".

it's the same here. you don't help the americans because they need your help to win their war. no, you help the americans to establish and uphold reciprocity, because there will come a time when you want the burgers to help YOU in turn, and when that time comes the burgers will remember what you did when they last asked you for help.

in this case, zelensky is probably having a series of heart attacks and strokes on a daily basis at the moment, because he can see how the euro leaderships behavior will probably affect americas willingness to continue supporting ukraines defense in the future (which is largely seen as europe's war, europe's problem in america)

 

[BigJoey41X]

the calls for aid from europe are 0% about actual military needs. everybody on the planet can see that the burger army and the kike defense force have zero need for aid in this war, they can achieve whatever they want in iran regardless of what euro allies do. that's not what it's about. it was the same back with afghanistan (and iraq) - the US didn't need any help there either, euro countries joining the effort was 100% about showing reliability, loyalty, and commitment to the alliance, it was about sending a message that said "we're allies, we're on the same team, we take this seriously, so we'll help and contribute in whatever way we can".

it's the same here. you don't help the americans because they need your help to win their war. no, you help the americans to establish and uphold reciprocity, because there will come a time when you want the burgers to help YOU in turn, and when that time comes the burgers will remember what you did when they last asked you for help.

Greenland.

 

[Necrosan]

Greenland.

What about it, it was basically Trump pointing out the massive differences in contributions. Who cares if the freeloaders get uppity about it. It's just another example of how Europe just boasts and does nothing but enjoy the freedoms granted by the US.

Nigger, we want Europe to do well and to be strong, not just to be a fucking bureaucracy state that constantly fucks the locals over.