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This is me posting my L, hope your happy moids

I was thinking that. If I had a wiener I think I would wipe. Hell I'd even use those travel-size baby wipes.
Read the post above. You do NOT wipe your piss hole.

Men are way more romantic than women could ever dream of being. Men are always the one doing shows of affection and acting romantic towards women. We have this perception of women being the most giving, the most loving, the most romantic. But it's all bullshit. Men do more, are kinder, gentler and more loving than women are.
 
I was thinking that. If I had a wiener I think I would wipe. Hell I'd even use those travel-size baby wipes.
That's overkill, worst you have is an errant droplet, if anything babywipes wouldn't absorb as well. Urinals dont have toiletpaper. And there is no bin to dump your baby wipes (and as a man you dont have a handbag to carry them around in).
 
Read the post above. You do NOT wipe your piss hole.
But then my hypothetical dick would smell like pee :-(
Urinals dont have toiletpaper. And there is no bin to dump your baby wipes (and as a man you dont have a handbag to carry them around in).
I didn't know that. Makes more sense then. But I have a huge fear of smelling bad/being perceived as having bad hygiene so that's why I was wondering.
 
But then my hypothetical dick would smell like pee :-(
That's not how they work. Unless he's just peed within the last five minutes no ones dick smells like pee.
I didn't know that. Makes more sense then. But I have a huge fear of smelling bad/being perceived as having bad hygiene so that's why I was wondering.
How to tell everyone you're a sexual assault victim without telling them you're a sexual assault victim..
 
Yeah a baby wipe is overkill. Though it is perhaps worth clarifying, it's not so much a wipe as just dabbing the tip dry.

Try it, non-dabbers. You think your shake got the excess off, but it didn't. That's surface tension, pure physics dog. If you dab it with paper you will see the paper moisten. Otherwise, you are gonna be walking around the rest of that day with a small but very real piss stain in your pants. Do you not think that's gross?

Age is also a factor here I guess. When I was a young virile stud I was less concerned about this, but over the years I have become much more conscientious about hygiene.
 
Actually the correct is to give it a wipe if you can, even urologists recommend that

Don't be that disgusting fella that "saves the last drop" for his underwear, it's fuckin gross
 
I just have one last question and don't be mean to me pls

Is it true that men usually won't approach a girl if they think she's 'too pretty'? I see this sentiment online A LOT but it's always other women saying it and like... how would y'all know.
But is it true? Does my crush not approach me because he is simply overwhelmed by my ethereal beauty or does he just think I'm fat and ugly lol
 
I just have one last question and don't be mean to me pls

Is it true that men usually won't approach a girl if they think she's 'too pretty'? I see this sentiment online A LOT but it's always other women saying it and like... how would y'all know.
But is it true? Does my crush not approach me because he is simply overwhelmed by my ethereal beauty or does he just think I'm fat and ugly lol
Could approaching a woman is scary and most men don't want to bother sticking their neck out. I mean, why haven't you approached him yet?
 
Could approaching a woman is scary and most men don't want to bother sticking their neck out. I mean, why haven't you approached him yet?
Because I'm afraid that he thinks I'm ugly and I don't want to be rejected. Basically the same reasons that a man doesn't want to approach someone I suppose?

I told ONE person I liked them years ago. Got rejected. NEVER AGAIN. No thank you, I'd rather kill myself
 
I just have one last question and don't be mean to me pls

Is it true that men usually won't approach a girl if they think she's 'too pretty'? I see this sentiment online A LOT but it's always other women saying it and like... how would y'all know.
But is it true? Does my crush not approach me because he is simply overwhelmed by my ethereal beauty or does he just think I'm fat and ugly lol
Men assume any woman out of their league will reject them so it's not worth bothering.
I told ONE person I liked them years ago. Got rejected. NEVER AGAIN. No thank you, I'd rather kill myself
I won't reject you unless you're fat. Post your favourite Scott Steiner promo and we can be friends.
 
Because I'm afraid that he thinks I'm ugly and I don't want to be rejected. Basically the same reasons that a man doesn't want to approach someone I suppose?

I told ONE person I liked them years ago. Got rejected. NEVER AGAIN. No thank you, I'd rather kill myself
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky-Michael Scott- Some asshole on Kiwifarms.
 
I just have one last question and don't be mean to me pls

Is it true that men usually won't approach a girl if they think she's 'too pretty'? I see this sentiment online A LOT but it's always other women saying it and like... how would y'all know.
But is it true? Does my crush not approach me because he is simply overwhelmed by my ethereal beauty or does he just think I'm fat and ugly lol
There used to be a clip online that I WISH still existed, of the Hodge Twins being interviewed on Bar Stool Sports, because they explained it perfectly. But the gist is that women who are particularly beautiful know they're particularly beautiful and thus feel entitled to being treated a certain way simply for being particularly beautiful, which tends to mean they fucking suck and are more of a headache than they're worth. Meanwhile people who look normal act normal because they aren't accustomed to being treated like royalty.

Clearly from the other replies that have come in since I started typing this I am in the minority in that sentiment but it exists.

Also the last few generations of men have had it systematically beaten into us that expressing interest in a woman in any way is literally rape and will ruin our lives -- unless you're black or muslim in which case you'll never be punished for anything -- and it takes some experience in the real world to unlearn that horseshit, I'd imagine it's even worse for zoomers.

Anyway just fucking ask him who cares, whatever happens it probably won't be as bad as whatever you've built up in your head to talk yourself out of it.
 
Because I'm afraid that he thinks I'm ugly and I don't want to be rejected. Basically the same reasons that a man doesn't want to approach someone I suppose?

I told ONE person I liked them years ago. Got rejected. NEVER AGAIN. No thank you, I'd rather kill myself
Go into it thinking that he's going to say no. That way if he does say no it won't hurt as bad and if he says yes it'll be a pleasant surprise.
 
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