💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 359 47.5%
  • Total voters
    756
Disgruntled Pupper said:
What in the God damn fuck, how does he simultaneously look [,,,] like Handsome Squidward
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WARNING:
Adam "Chibi" White has IRL harem anime protagonist powers.
If you ever find yourself finding either Adam or his mother attractive, immediately seek professional help.
We're still not sure if the condition is not terminal.
 
DiabeticSydePhil said:
The problem is he's somehow learned to not overshare so he isn't doing anything funny besides slowly strangling his finances to death overseas. If he could have gotten a real job, he actually might have graduated from being a lolcow just by virtue of being a boring ass salary man overseas.
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Chibi would likely need to actually be fluent in Japanese to get a salaryman job and he couldn't handle the long hours, including mandatory after-work drinking until 11:00 p.m. with his boss. He'd be itching too hard to get back to his Bing Bing Wahoo.

Teaching ESL isn't a horrible gig for most gaijin. He'd make enough to afford a tiny apartment and go out to eat really well on occasion. Trains are cheap, so he could even travel for a weekend every few months if he managed to be smart with his finances. Cheebs could've also started a review channel a la JapanEat that caters to greasy weebs, but he's too lazy.

The ESL industry is so transient that all he had to do was make himself available to work, while teaching competently and being punctual. After a few months of actual work, he would've been making decent money. Not a killing, but enough to live and save a few hundred bucks per month. The only eikawas that would take him with his current visa situation are more than likely actual scam jobs with predatory contracts. Chibi fucked himself.
 
BeffJezos said:
Chibi fucked himself.
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Yeah but he did so willingly because he's a retard. I have zero sympathy for the man traveling halfway around the world and his only skill is that he speaks English.

And I'm still waiting for him to admit he got fired but he's transitioning into an IT role so it's okay.
 
TV's Adam West said:
Cavewoman DCJ now, yeah.
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This was back in Aug 2025, but I actually hung out with Chibi in Shibuya. I was in Tokyo and he had just arrived in Japan, so I hit him up on Facebook and asked if he wanted to hang out. I met up with him and walked around for about an hour. We also met up with two of his other friends. One was a Japanese girl he met on WeChat (language exchange website) and one of her friends who was a foreign exchange student from Spain(?).

Of course, I pretended not to have heard of Chibi ever, but gently guided the conversation and got him to tell me all about his SGDQ incident. He led the story by talking about how PewDiePie made a video about him. I also talked to him about his family life, his job in Japan, where he was staying, a few other things.

I didn’t post this in case he browses this page and I wanted to mine him for extra lulz, but ultimately I realized that he wasn’t all that interesting and I didn’t care to pursue it any further. I messaged him a few times after that, but he gave very short responses. I thought about potentially exposing him for being a sex predator to his friends and the world in the middle of shibuya crossing, but I was too much of a coward. Or maybe I’m just not that cruel.

If he sees this, oh well. If not, feel free to drop any questions you want me to ask him on Facebook while the facade is still up and I’ll try to reestablish contact. Here are some photos I took of him including a premium rare Claw of Fail next to Shadow the Hedgehog. I took some notes of what he said too, but I’ll have to find where I saved them. For now, here’s what I remember off the top of my head:

  • He was able to talk to his friend, but I know very little Japanese, so I couldn’t tell how basic it was.
  • He told me where he worked for teaching English and it was a cram school, but I don’t remember the name
  • He was bitching about how hot and humid it was and how he didn’t have AC
  • He was walking around in pajama pants and a backpack with his ass nearly hanging out. Also was carrying around a 2 liter jug of water.
  • He was nervous about moving to Japan and his mom was very nervous for him
  • His friend was letting him crash at his place near Haneda airport in what was supposed to be a one person apartment. He was worried about finding a place of his own
  • He seemed pretty embarrassed about the whole SGDQ thing
  • He smelled weird
If I had never heard of him before, I would have thought he was just an awkward dude in arrested development. Truly, his private life and decision to share it online is the cause of most of his issues. Haven’t followed this thread for a while so idk what information is new.
 

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don acrobat said:
but I actually hung out with Chibi in Shibuya.
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Thanks for giving the thread some content to break up the same unfunny joke that still gets spammed

don acrobat said:
If he sees this, oh well.
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I don't think he browses the thread but i know for a fact that his tranny janny LunaHeartClaw does (when he isn't having e-sex in vrchat) so he will find out.

some exploitables

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Thanks @don acrobat from saving us from this content drought, I guess. This mostly just confirms that Chibi is still the same socially unaware, boring sperg he's been for a while now.
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and of course he's still flashing his asscrack in public.
don acrobat said:
If he sees this, oh well.
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I don't think Chibi himself reads the thread, but he's aware of it. There are people who spoonfed him info from the thread, like his ex-girlfriend and his jannies.
 
"No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Do not encourage off-site contact. If you feel compelled to do something, you can do it without getting attention."

Cowtippers never learn. Putting in the time and effort to meet with Chibi to try to dig up some new dirt on him makes you nearly as autistic as he is. If you had a fulfilling career and/or a family, you wouldn't be up to these autistic shenanigans. Do better. Or at least share something funny.
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Do have to note that the amount of grease coming from his scalp is almost beyond belief, it boggles my mind each time I see a photo of him. No wonder he has a smell. How hard is it to practice basic hygiene?
 
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