💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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Looks like someone's been drinking again. He might have the worst comebacks I've ever seen. Another thing is, he's pissing off his actual fans with these responses. I've seen people say they're done with him over his money boasting, and he does more of that to respond to trolls. This is a death spiral
It's been bothering me that his entire life now might be some sort of money laundering scheme for (((very bad guys))) because if this is a get rich quick scam, LOOK AT THE PILES OF CASH IN YOUR HANDS. YOU ARE ALREADY RICH. MOST PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE (((BAD PEOPLE))) THEY CAN'T AFFORD A 6-800 BILL IF IT IS IN AN EMERGENCY.
I say this as a joke, but we're going to find out with those boxes of cards there's several kilos of cocaine and Miss airplane pilot flies them someplace and parachutes them down to someone of the sheen variety somewhere.


Um, guys, that image of Hamburgler holding up a stack of money is clearly Grok slop. Ignoring the fact that his left hand only has 3 fingers - if you zoom in close, the bill's denomination appears to be 1530...? (note: most mainstream AI image generators have safeguards in place preventing them from generating accurate currency - similar to how computer scanners refuse to scan a 100 dollar bill):

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Jeremy is just pulling a lazier version of that 50 Cent Instagram prop money photo flex (the post that got 50 Cent in trouble with Bankruptcy court):
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But like WelperHelper said, Jer probably isn't getting his hands dirty with street crime-type stuff.
He lacks the spine, composure, and charisma to be an actual criminal. He's got the look of a rat and he'd brag about being involved to all of his friends, which is to say people hate-watching his livestreams and the people he pays to be cohosts. On some level, he also has to realize that if he got laid out by some weird tranny or whatever it was, whenever he tried his 'macho' act against career criminals, it wouldn't end well for him.

I don't get the impression he's really up to anything illegal just-yet, excepting that he's probably doing tax chicanery that every business does. And I think even if he becomes insolvent alongside incontinent, mommy and daddy anyways have the cash to bail him out, especially if he's kept all those toys/collateral he's bought in working condition for when they get repo'd. What's very obvious is that he's a narcissist whose self-image is grossly divorced from reality, and he's been coasting for a while on this respected-tough-guy persona. And yet the first, actual pushback he's getting from anyone other than an 18-year-old shitlib has sent him spiraling into substance abuse problems alongside gross health problems.

While people joke that he has a humiliation fetish, I moreso think he's just a retard: his diminished status, the fact that the bottom hasn't yet been found, and the fact that it would be even worse once the curtain is pulled back from his scheme all seem to be causing the man to miss quite a lot of sleep. He almost-never seems to worry about how retarded his spending is (and this is not the way someone who has earned their own millions behaves, frankly), but he always seems to sweat whenever someone makes fun of him. Maybe that's because he's 450 pounds, though, actually
 
Um, guys, that image of Hamburgler holding up a stack of money is clearly Grok slop. Ignoring the fact that his left hand only has 3 fingers - if you zoom in close, the bill's denomination appears to be 1530...? (note: most mainstream AI image generators have safeguards in place preventing them from generating accurate currency - similar to how computer scanners refuse to scan a 100 dollar bill):
I think it's Woody Harrelson from the movie 'Zombieland'...
 
I doubt Junkers is even a Christian, which means she's also ignoring the commandment to not be yoked together with unbelievers.
He probably doesn't go to church anymore, but Philippino's are Old Testament Catholics. He should have 3 kids by now with a gunt sitting on the front porch. Unless his family is from west Phillipines, then he'd be half Indian and a Jihadist
 
Quartering has been deleting a lot of dud videos the past few months and now we see why. For whatever reason he didn't delete this one and If we exclude a few "channel update" business meeting videos and a couple clips from livestreams this is his worst 'actual content' video in 8 years.
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No doubt we'd have a lot more sub 20k videos if he didn't usually delete them quickly once it's clear they are duds. He's been deleting videos desperately trying to hide how hard his channel is falling off and to make it seem like the floor is higher than it is but it seems like the lower his channel swings the more likely he is to leave up videos that barely break 30k views. Currently short videos are boosting his view stats a lot but the grift is pretty much at historic lows and even when he's spending thousands of dollars to promote the channel AND there is massive news to grift off like in January with the ICE stuff he can only get the kinds of numbers that used to be his worst months.

He does have this new video.
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Hahahah yes I love this. Yes Jeremy everything you can't succeed at immediately is dead. It couldn't possibly be that the you are the weak link here. A quick Google search shows that indeed Magic box openings for the new sets are still popular JUST NOT FOR YOU.
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Oh hey look at that it's Jeremy's old friend the MTG Professor. The guy he made all those Jew in the oven jokes about 8 years ago because this guy dared suggest in the softest way possible that making a drunken video talking about the cosplay girls bush and fucking her through a hole in her body suit was a bit much. Looks like he figured it out.
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EDIT: Oh and I bet the Professor didn't scam his viewers for the giveaway promised in the description either. Jeremy mentioned that he would be running the giveaway he promised over a month ago at some point in the drunk stream then he still hasn't posted it on his channel. This is after proof was posted here that he opened the box he planned to give away on stream then said he didn't plan to buy any more and just scammed the giveaway and it was mentioned on Kino Casino. I didn't watch through the whole drunk stream but I suspect he opened the box he promised to give away again after he got drunk. He literally said he had to buy more product to do the giveaway so where is it? This broke ass faggot is too greedy to even give away a $400 box of cards he just told everyone they had to subscribe to win then after he got their subs he just walked away with the box.
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Anyways Jer idk seems like throwing a bunch of ad money into the system then opening five digits worth of product didn't instantly put you on the level of people who have probably been doing this nonstop forever and have way more charisma than you (I can confidently say this without watching any of these videos for obvious reasons). Maybe being the guy who led a boycott Magic GamerGate Lite (his words), called everyone pedophiles, then disappeared for 9 years doesn't really set you up for a successful return here. In fact maybe making a bunch of right wing rage baiting grift slop that is intentionally designed to bait half the population into hating you really limits the kind of ventures you can successfully pivot to and you'll never be more than that fat faggot who people only watch because he's willing to play along and claim the left is owned no matter what actually happens. Don't worry Jer if it makes you feel better you were never going to make it doing this shit anyways. No one wants to watch a fat retard bumbfuck his way through cards while blackout drunk and seething unless it's for the lolz. Anyways I really hope you buy some of the old packs which I understand are expensive as all fuck. This quasi-political news reading grift is all you will ever have Jer. You shouldn't have taken it for granted and when it's gone you will only be remembered as a lolcow.

In other news:
I listened to some of Fridays stream and Jer was defending Alex Jones for getting blackout drunk on Tim Pool. Shocker Jer doesn't think it's a big deal. He says he doesn't get why people are SO MAD when he does drunken streams. Yes Jer we are seething, you can't do drunk streams we forbid it and we are so owned when you do them GRRRRRRR fucking Jeremy wins again. Anyways by Jer logic streamers are just "regular people too" and sometimes they need to cut loose a little. You know what I mean my regular people? Like when you need to cut loose a little so you show up to your job then sneak mixed drinks out of a thermos until you are hammered then when people ask if you are drunk you start slurring "CALM DOWN BRO IT'S ONLY WATER I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK PLUS IT'S FRIDAY WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?" You know what I mean guys? Alex Jones and Quartering are regular people just like us! He goes on to add though that if you pass out on stream he has to fire you (ROFL).

Also I forget if it was Fridays stream or another one but he was saying he never got his bail deposit back. He doesn't even realize he accidentally donated $8k to the Styx faggot pirate bender fund because he didn't read the fine print. Thanks for bailing out this guy for domestic assault Hambly that worked out great. Last update I heard he's on a legendary bender running from the law and possibly suicidal. Fun fact: In England bender means "faggot" so Jeremy is a "legendary bender" and he enabled a legendary bender, guess it was meant to be.

Quartering stays losing on Twitter
Is this fucker dying forreal? He has been to the doctor more in the past year than I've been in my entire life.
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Ever since Quartering turned his comments back on he's just been getting blown out in the replies. The thing is that mixed in with the Casino bros and haters there seems to be a lot of actual fans who are just legitimately burned out on his bullshit.

This tweet was a few days old so IDK if it was discussed but it's clear why Quartering is pivoting away from politics on his live show. People are 100% not fucking with his shameless Trump glazing at this point.
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Jer is just spiraling at this point he literally can't do anything right.
 
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My basic (and possibly incorrect) understanding of Pokemon vs. Magic card pricing is that Pokemon is a game targeted at small children so the playable cards are made to be cheap but then there are ultra super duper rare versions of some of the cards that are giga-rare and expensive target audience fat old pedophiles like Hambly. Then Magic is targeted at an older nerd addicted to the game so playable cards are more expensive even if not the ultra foil shiny versions or whatever but those also exist because why not. So I think with Magic these days a lot of the good new cards the cheapest versions are still like $50 where as in Pokemon there may be a $400 version of whatever card but then there's also like a $5 version. Feel free to correct me if anyone knows more about it. This would explain why he's always losing his mind opening Pokemon cards, even if not repacked there's only going to be a handful of cards worth reselling and they are all extremely rare.
Thats basically what I've gathered after buying a complete Pokémon deck for a fraction of what a MTG deck would cost. You can play the game fairly cheaply because its aimed at kids and most of the cards have non-chase versions that are $1 to $2 at most.

He was losing his mind over pulling a Team Rocket's Mewtwo EX that comes in a precon like a true chump
 
Hahahah yes I love this. Yes Jeremy everything you can't succeed at immediately is dead. It couldn't possibly be that the you are the weak link here. A quick Google search shows that indeed Magic box openings for the new sets are still popular JUST NOT FOR YOU.
Who'da thunk that a low energy whining crybaby bum who doesn't know the cards, doesn't know the meta, and doesn't have any energy would fail? Especially after he let his channel rot for 9 years? What's that? Anyone who's not butt chugging 5 gallons of vodka. What do you know? He ran a successful business by scamming old people into buying his terrible YouTube channel.

Admittedly, I think there is a decline in the numbers, but that's mainly just because pokémons in the middle of a card scam and Magic is pumping out so much garbage that no one wants it. Also when I say it's a decline in numbers it's more just it hasn't hit the highs that it did maybe like 2 years ago. It's still excellent numbers if you aren't running a credit card scheme.

At the end of the day this is just copium. This doofus was late to a trend and thought that he could just buy his way out of the problem. But at the end of the day for all of the money pumped into fake subs, fake views and ads it won't matter if you have the personality of mildly rotten tofu. All soy no substance.
he doesn't get why people are SO MAD when he does drunken streams
Projecting like an IMAX with that zinger Jer.
 
Is this fucker dying forreal? He has been to the doctor more in the past year than I've been in my entire life.
He definitely lies to his doctor about how much booze he drinks. He has to be having some serious health issues at this point, based on the amount of doctors visits the last few months along with his physical appearance. He is slowly killing himself, all for the sake of appearing rich and successful. What a moron,
 
He definitely lies to his doctor about how much booze he drinks.
I'm sure that goes about as well as telling the dentist you floss twice daily, while your gums bleed as the dentist simply looks at them.

Just a glance at a non-facetuned, orange filterless, Jeremy tells the true story. His doctor probably doesn't even bother breaking out the blood pressure machine, knowing it will max out. All this effort, just for the doctor to constantly remind him "maybe don't drink every day and try walking daily instead?"
 
Who'da thunk that a low energy whining crybaby bum who doesn't know the cards, doesn't know the meta, and doesn't have any energy would fail? Especially after he let his channel rot for 9 years? What's that? Anyone who's not butt chugging 5 gallons of vodka. What do you know? He ran a successful business by scamming old people into buying his terrible YouTube channel.

Admittedly, I think there is a decline in the numbers, but that's mainly just because pokémons in the middle of a card scam and Magic is pumping out so much garbage that no one wants it. Also when I say it's a decline in numbers it's more just it hasn't hit the highs that it did maybe like 2 years ago. It's still excellent numbers if you aren't running a credit card scheme.

At the end of the day this is just copium. This doofus was late to a trend and thought that he could just buy his way out of the problem. But at the end of the day for all of the money pumped into fake subs, fake views and ads it won't matter if you have the personality of mildly rotten tofu. All soy no substance.

Projecting like an IMAX with that zinger Jer.
The funny part of this if you actually follow Jer is this is just another one of his hair brained schemes. He barely mentioned any trading card shit for the past 5 or so years then suddenly he pops back on this channel and has this master plan that he's going to revive it so he can open a card shop and sit around opening packs of cards all day. This is an idea he never mentioned until a month or two ago and now he's wasting a bunch of time, energy, and money just trying to manifest it and getting increasingly rattled when it doesn't work out exactly like he wanted. The more I thought about it I suddenly remembered that he was playing that Trading Card Store Simulator game on stream around last summer and that definitely is what ignited this spark in him thinking he actually wants to run a real store.

The game loop of that entire game is gay and dumb as fuck. You basically just open endless packs of fake cards then click a button and it prices them for you then you walk around restocking cards and basically no-fail until your store is super successful. These kinds of games are barely games they are just jerk off factories for loser nerds addicted to daydreaming, IE perfect for Jer. So long story short Jer played a card pack opening simulator and the dopamine hit he got from opening fake cards inspired him to open thousands of dollars in real cards because his cortex is so fried he wants to build his entire future around the rapid fire dopamine hits of opening new toys constantly. This is the fucking gayest shit, this guy made enough money he could do basically anything and he wants to spend his time doing the equivalent of scratch-off lottery tickets for 10 year-olds. Money is so wasted on faggots like this, I hope they triple his property taxes next year. Of course if he actually owned the card shop he would be in hell because it would be actual work to make it survive and not just a never ending stream of opening cards until he gets bored then jerking off to porn in his basement like when he plays the video game.

Either way the card shop will never happen. Heather keeps Jeremy's balls in her purse and has final say on all major expenses. She definitely vetoed that 3 story garage shooting range bowling alley car wash home gym mega-studio whore house idea and she isn't going to green light a card shop either. Mommy wife has to reality check Jeremy's most retarded ideas and treat him like a literal child. She told him she wasn't going to buy him any more LEGOS for Christmas last year if he doesn't play with the ones he already has, 42 year old man by the way.

I can just imagine him going to her with the revised plans for his garage with a bowling alley in the basement and you fucking know she was like "when you begged me to let you build the RC track you promised you would use it every weekend and you are never out there now it's covered in weeds" like the same speech your mom used to give you when you asked for that dumb expensive thing for Christmas. Then he somehow talked her into doing all the work of completely cleaning his existing studio but told her he needed to open Pokemon cards on stream RIGHT NOW so he couldn't help. She obviously only agreed because he said at the end she was making him go through everything and identify stuff to get rid of.

Then he seethed at strangers on the internet 5 feet away from her the whole time while she's lifting bookcases and shit and he's opening thousands of dollars worth of toys she didn't want him to buy. You realize his entire plan was just to buy all these expensive ass card packs without her permission while she was away getting her asshole prolapsed on Monkey Island then post up all the videos and just have it work out so he can point to the videos + selling cards and be like "see this is going to make us money don't worry" so then she couldn't veto this idea. That is why he's raging the fuck out the entire time he opens cards. No money cards means no exciting video for him and no cards to sell and he's further in the hole and further away from convincing the wife that any of this is a good idea he should be allowed to continue throwing money into. His wife already hates the Pokemon shit by his own admission and was scolding him for collecting more shit while she was sorting through his piles of toy garbage then he sulked that she would only let him collect one thing at a time, while surrounded by a literally room full of toy collections btw. This is just the actual most childish shit you could imagine.

It's actually fucking disgusting for fully grown men to be acting this way and if that wasn't bad enough he tries to pass himself off as some blue collar regular Joe. Call me what you want but I would throw these Funco Pop buying Toy-R-Us kid millennial man-child faggots in an oven all day and night if they let me.
 
while she was away getting her asshole prolapsed on Monkey Island
Imagine seething you had to pay for nurses to look after wife after major surgery, only to let her go to Monkey Island to get her ass and back blown out again by 3 foot black dongs, and now probably having to pay for more surgery. If he thinks opening cards would pay for that surgery, I'd have been able to pay for my own surgery already doing that.
 
He has to be having some serious health issues at this point, based on the amount of doctors visits the last few months along with his physical appearance.

Is there any known reason why Jer hasn’t started Ozempic? It seems like consuming yet another solution to a problem his consuming has created is right up his alley.
 
Is there any known reason why Jer hasn’t started Ozempic? It seems like consuming yet another solution to a problem his consuming has created is right up his alley.
I asked AI here is the answer:

”While you can technically take
Ozempic as a heavy drinker, it is risky. Combining them increases the risk of severe side effects like vomiting, severe hypoglycemia (low blood sugar), dehydration, and pancreatitis. Heavy drinking can also counteract the medication's weight-loss benefits and reduce its overall effectiveness.”
 
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