💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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Did he not do a card opening stream Friday? If he did, it's gone.

He does have this new video.
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Check out that great new set. Blank wall with a half out of frame donkey kong picture. Very bold.

He says no Pokemon now, aside from the ones hes bought already. He has some more.
Here he addresses how focused he is on the price.

He's doing the thing he did with Good Jeremy where he says the entire space is down and not doing well, not just him.
He plans to open more vintage packs. My understanding is that those old boxes are way more expensive due to being out of print?
 
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He's doing the thing he did with Good Jeremy where he says the entire space is down and not doing well, not just him.
He plans to open more vintage packs. My understanding is that those old boxes are way more expensive due to being out of print?
This dumb muthafucka, I posted cards are on the peak about to fall off a cliff 100 pages ago. He's an old man doing this shit. You aren't going to have success doing this shit on a dead Twitch and Youtube account. Whatnot is where the older people are doing these breaks, and it's not "look what I pulled"; it's the hardcore gambling side and auctioning off the cards you're pulling. Plus he's saying people are disingenuous about him pulling nothing from $300 boxes. You're the one who's disingenuous. You should at least get a couple of cards worth more than $20 out of those boxes. Also, if your crying about getting cards worth something, open NFL or MLB boxes, you'll atleast get something to recoup. Better yet, break cases. Most products have case hits so you'll always hit something big, or being the king professor marketer you are, spin the bad pulls into a comedy video.

The face of self felt from opening $300 Pokemon boxes
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Also, clean yourself the fuck up. We know you want children watching you, stop looking like guy they show in ads to teach kids not to talk to strangers. You also look and sound like your filming in a rape basement.
 
Did he not do a card opening stream Friday? If he did, it's gone.

He does have this new video.
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Check out that great new set. Blank wall with a half out of frame donkey kong picture. Very bold.

He says no Pokemon now, aside from the ones hes bought already. He has some more.
Here he addresses how focused he is on the price.

He's doing the thing he did with Good Jeremy where he says the entire space is down and not doing well, not just him.
He plans to open more vintage packs. My understanding is that those old boxes are way more expensive due to being out of print?
I will remind this retard that he said he could write all the money he spent on cards off and that we didn't understand how businesses work. Schrödinger's beggar says spending is of no concern in one breath and then whines about how much he's spending in another.
 
Scarlett Hampton apparently found Ethan Ralph's dick, and that gunt and micro are probably bigger in scale than Jer's
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If this man and ReviewTechUSA can slam ass, then you have no excuse by at least setting your shot.
He's doing the thing he did with Good Jeremy where he says the entire space is down and not doing well, not just him.
This sad attempt to deflect his own failures has a bit more to it than his pathetic attempt to snake Jer Prime, since it is down due to scalping bullshit and overproducing in Magic's case. But it's his fault for missing the signs. And it's his fault for being a tard and trying to flip this shit as money rather than treat it like gambling. Or like a loss leader like Costco hotdogs.

Also he's a moron if he thought his low energy ass could draw the audience too. He has nothing that would attract kids, he isn't snappy, his editors from fiver can't save him for his inability. He also isn't good at card meta or deck building either, so kids and manchildren have no interest.

Cope and seethe Hamplanet. Business 101: it's you as the owner fault. Not anything else.
 
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Yeah. This seems like it's common for Christians. They rush into marriage so they can start fucking.

Although who knows if Mel and Junky Boi actually waited...

There's 0% chance. The Bible says that anyone who remarries after divorce is committing adultery, so Mrs. Bible Time's options were either to stay single or reconcile with her ex-husband. I doubt Junkers is even a Christian, which means she's also ignoring the commandment to not be yoked together with unbelievers.

Mel runs the Christian grift more convincingly than The Quartering, but if she flouts those basic principles it's a safe bet she has no issue with fornication either.
 
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I will remind this retard that he said he could write all the money he spent on cards off and that we didn't understand how businesses work. Schrödinger's beggar says spending is of no concern in one breath and then whines about how much he's spending in another.
My question is just how much taxes does he have to write off? Come the fuck on Jer. Losing 10k every video is going to add up quickly
 
Looks like someone's been drinking again. He might have the worst comebacks I've ever seen. Another thing is, he's pissing off his actual fans with these responses. I've seen people say they're done with him over his money boasting, and he does more of that to respond to trolls. This is a death spiral

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My question is just how much taxes does he have to write off? Come the fuck on Jer. Losing 10k every video is going to add up quickly
It's been bothering me that his entire life now might be some sort of money laundering scheme for (((very bad guys))) because if this is a get rich quick scam, LOOK AT THE PILES OF CASH IN YOUR HANDS. YOU ARE ALREADY RICH. MOST PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE (((BAD PEOPLE))) THEY CAN'T AFFORD A 6-800 BILL IF IT IS IN AN EMERGENCY.
I say this as a joke, but we're going to find out with those boxes of cards there's several kilos of cocaine and Miss airplane pilot flies them someplace and parachutes them down to someone of the sheen variety somewhere.
If he gets rare, really powerful cards, who would play with him? His personality is getting worse than CWC. And what's the point when you potentially have insta-win cards? No one is retiring with the special magic card as inflation goes through the roof, especially some retard with A DAMN McMANSION.
Anybody know any voracious furries who do some hacking... forget it.
 
It's been bothering me that his entire life now might be some sort of money laundering scheme for (((very bad guys))) because if this is a get rich quick scam, LOOK AT THE PILES OF CASH IN YOUR HANDS. YOU ARE ALREADY RICH. MOST PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE (((BAD PEOPLE))) THEY CAN'T AFFORD A 6-800 BILL IF IT IS IN AN EMERGENCY.
I say this as a joke, but we're going to find out with those boxes of cards there's several kilos of cocaine and Miss airplane pilot flies them someplace and parachutes them down to someone of the sheen variety somewhere.
If he gets rare, really powerful cards, who would play with him? His personality is getting worse than CWC. And what's the point when you potentially have insta-win cards? No one is retiring with the special magic card as inflation goes through the roof, especially some retard with A DAMN McMANSION.
Anybody know any voracious furries who do some hacking... forget it.
Jermey isn't Ethan Ralph. He does drugs, but he isn't a mule shoving crack up his ass. I think he has been grifting hard off that tax write off shit for quite a while though
 
Looks like someone's been drinking again. He might have the worst comebacks I've ever seen. Another thing is, he's pissing off his actual fans with these responses. I've seen people say they're done with him over his money boasting, and he does more of that to respond to trolls. This is a death spiral

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Has Quartering ever heard "Money can't buy happiness" or "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"
SUFFA JER!
 
Mel runs the Christian grift more convincingly than The Quartering

Both Jer and Mel have the commonality of trying to grift from diametrically opposed audiences simultaneously. Hambly inexplicably thinks that it’s a good idea to be a conservative, anti-woke influencer while opening heckin’ Pokemonerinos and using claw machines (???), legos, and Funko Pops as a backdrop. Likewise, Mel read the entire Bible out loud on her channel while wearing skimpy alt-goth clothes and sitting in front of anime figurines of sex icon Lara Croft.
 
The drunken crashout stream has me more convinced of my previous line of thought, that he just buys shit on a business LoC and then uses it as leverage for other another business loan. He thinks that owning multiple business entities allows him as-such to engage in effective arbitrage.

Everything's just fine so long as he can keep making all his minimum payments, and so he gives off the impression of being stable and wealthy and whatever. But the second he can't, I get this feeling the repo-men are going to have quite a haul -- hence his flawless business acumen of trying new and innovative content, like cracking packs of a children's card game.

The uptick in spurious spending he's gotten up to over the last year - Amfest, buying viewers, buying subscribers, etc - suggests he's getting a lot closer to that inflection point, and with all of his metrics curving down, the levee's going to break and all that brown water's going to come gushing down.
 
Looks like someone's been drinking again. He might have the worst comebacks I've ever seen. Another thing is, he's pissing off his actual fans with these responses. I've seen people say they're done with him over his money boasting, and he does more of that to respond to trolls. This is a death spiral

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Then don't cry poor retard if you're going to pretend to be rich off of abusing credit or whatever. It's amazing that he cannot stop flexing to salve his ego when his main business is scamming poor people for money by begging.

Even DSP knows not to blatantly do that... besides the WWE Champions shit, but even then he spent years denying that.
Has Quartering ever heard "Money can't buy happiness" or "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"
SUFFA JER!
He is by his own words incapable of reading any version of the Bible, not even the comic book version of it. He can't even listen to the Joshua Graham audiobook of it because he's too drunk and pilled out to pay attention to it or any audiobook apparently. He literally cannot fucking read.
 
There's 0% chance. The Bible says that anyone who remarries after divorce is committing adultery, so Mrs. Bible Time's options were either to stay single or reconcile with her ex-husband. I doubt Junkers is even a Christian, which means she's also ignoring the commandment to not be yoked together with unbelievers.

Mel runs the Christian grift more convincingly than The Quartering, but if she flouts those basic principles it's a safe bet she has no issue with fornication either.
I can basically guarantee you they didn’t wait. She was, for months starting in October, flying off to SoCal every weekend, forfeiting her Monday and Friday gaming streams to be with Johnny. The very fact that she didn’t say anything to anyone in her community until after she was engaged tells you all you need to know. She even had the mentality of “well, I’m only dating for marriage so since I’m dating Johnny, it’s okay to have sex with him, because it’s like I’m married already,” aka “it’s okay when I do it.” And there is the whole part with Johnny being fresh off his own divorce before using Melonie as a rebound and him supposedly having a history of moving on from one women for another, in other words being a serial cheater, so he would naturally close the deal quickly. I’m working on trying to get some details from someone who claims to be the older sister of the ex gf that Johnny left to marry jscos_ If I find out anything worth sharing, I’ll post the details over on the Anti-Woke E-Girl Grift thot Squad: Anna Grace Mello, Chrissie Mayr, Keanu Thompson, Nina Infinity, Melonie Mac & Mandy Summers thread.

@Dropa5pack This is as spot on as you can get. She married her fetish man, again: nerdy gym bro Asian, only this go around Melonie demanded that her fetish also read the Bible.

@QwahlityKahntent From what I’ve seen, he’s claimed Christian for +/- 2 years and over the last several weeks has posted near daily Bible quotes on his IG stories, bragging about how he journals Bible verses daily, so you know, going against Matthew 6:5-6, “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father who is in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”
 
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It's been bothering me that his entire life now might be some sort of money laundering scheme for (((very bad guys)))

Jermey isn't Ethan Ralph. He does drugs, but he isn't a mule shoving crack up his ass.

The drunken crashout stream has me more convinced of my previous line of thought, that he just buys shit on a business LoC and then uses it as leverage for other another business loan. He thinks that owning multiple business entities allows him as-such to engage in effective arbitrage.
I have had a suspicion for a while that Jer is involved in something... shady, at best. But like WelperHelper said, Jer probably isn't getting his hands dirty with street crime-type stuff. He can't even move a couple boxes of microphones by himself without getting blown out (AMFEST). I think some kinds of financial scams of questionable legality are much more likely, especially considering how Jer thinks he can outsmart everyone else. I wouldn't be surprised whatsoever if the web of shell corporations he owns all have dirty books, or if he was fraudulently representing his marketing potential with knowingly-false data to obtain sponsorships, for example. As I mentioned before, the Marketing Sheriff situation is suspicious as fuck (I'm looking more into that when I have time), and he's admitted that multiple sponsors have broken off their business relationship because his ad-reads have atrocious conversion rates (revenue generated from an advertising campaign divided by cost spent on advertising campaign). It's been a verrrrrrry long time since Jer has provided a return on investment for anyone who has hired his media empire, because most of his viewership is absolutely fucking fake, lmao.

Even if none of that is true, I'm still willing to bet he has enormous outstanding debts. If that's true, then he has very large monthly bills to his creditors. Even assuming, very generously, that he still has the income (not capital) to make these payments, with major contracts ending (rumble) and his ad revenue heavily declining in correlation with his main channel's views tanking, that won't be true forever.

At the very least, if he actually does claim his purchases he uses for his streams as business expenses for tax write-offs, then those purchases belong to the business and not him. If he ever were to be audited or declare bankruptcy, the correct course of action would be for all of that shit to be immediately liquidated and the proceeds given to either the creditors or the IRS. But he's such a small fish, despite being 500 pounds of fermented blubber, that this is probably never going to happen. Jer can only thrive in an immoral world with no consequences, because he is an incompetent scumbag.
 
he's admitted that multiple sponsors have broken off their business relationship because his ad-reads have atrocious conversion rates (revenue generated from an advertising campaign divided by cost spent on advertising campaign). It's been a verrrrrrry long time since Jer has provided a return on investment for anyone who has hired his media empire, because most of his viewership is absolutely fucking fake, lmao.
Yeah there is no way that they are getting anything near value for their dollar by investing in TheQuartering ad reads. Not only because his ad reads are the lowest effort, mush mouthed reads I've seen from a YouTuber, but if this guy can't even get $50 in stream donations from a "viewer-base" of up to 50,000 viewers (lmao come on), there surely is no way that this same audience would be invested enough to utilize the sponsor companies. I would not be surprised if it was literally 0 viewers utilizing the sponsor.
 

This woman on Sidescrollers, which Melonie was a regular on before going to Quartering, reccomends Kino Casino. Blabs then agrees.

Makes Quarterings claims as to his viewship more absurd. The Casino is shouted out and mentioned pretty often around the internet in certain spaces I find. Quartering with his 80k, 70k, 30k, 10k whatever he's claiming now viewership, never gets mentioned anywhere unless it's to make fun of him, usually with the Casino also being mentioned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eywca0zZk0 32:40 in this Casino clip Hambly mentions Benny Johnson "stealing" his videographer, who he refers to as Steven.
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Two people can have the same name, but idk. Maybe Quartering fired the guy then rehired him? Dumb if so. Also, I wasn't sure what a videographer was so I asked Grok.
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From this I can say this guy was not a videographer. Quartering does not have a videographer. This Steven is obviously an editor, but Quartering probably just used the longer word he thought sounded more technical or something?
 
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