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Well browns in particular are under a certain hive mind mentality. And all make the same brain dead points. I think we need null to do a sweep of the website to cleanse it of the turd world influence.
Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.
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Well browns in particular are under a certain hive mind mentality. And all make the same brain dead points. I think we need null to do a sweep of the website to cleanse it of the turd world influence.
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Why didn't we just try being friends!??
Holy shit someone call Trump immediately and let him know we should be friends with Iran instead of enemies.
Guys this could be huge. Why hasn't anyone thought of this?
autistic dog
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Trump isn't the one closing the straight. Don't blame him for the actions of a moon god worshipping madman. The question should be why Iran is punishing others for Trump's actions.
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The Shah tried to speedrun modernizing the country Japan style without having the same framework, of course shit was gonna go down sooner or later.
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This thread usually gets retarded at night, but it got extra retarded last night.
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President Trump is considering a seizure of Iran's Kharg Island, which would require boots on the ground, if tankers continue to be bottled up in the Persian Gulf, according to Axios.️ A U.S. official said that Trump is drawn to the idea of seizing the island outright because it would constitute "an economic knockout of the regime."
The fuel depot at Dubai International Airport is still on fire hours after it was targeted in an Iranian drone attack.
The Aframax tanker Karachi, carrying Abu Dhabi’s Das crude oil, has become the first non-Iranian cargo vessel to pass through the Strait of Hormuz while keeping its AIS tracking system turned on. The 237-meter tanker entered Iran’s Exclusive Economic Zone yesterday at 11:33 UTC and crossed the Strait of Hormuz at 14:43 UTC. The ship has since reached the Gulf of Oman and is sailing at about 9.6 knots.
"The IDF last night (Monday) precisely destroyed the plane of the leader of the Iranian terror regime at "Mehrabad" airport in Tehran. The plane was used by Ali Khamenei, leader of the Iranian terror regime, other senior figures from the terror regime, and elements in the Iranian military, to advance military procurement and manage relations with axis countries through domestic and international flights. The destruction of the plane harms the coordination capability of the leadership of the Iranian terror regime with axis countries, the building of military power, and the regime's rehabilitation capability." - Israeli Defence Force.
Video of the plane burning.
The IDF has begun the invasion of Lebanon.
Jet activity in eastern and northern Tehran, quickly followed by explosions.
Scenes from Tehran after US Israeli Strikes.
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You guys are insane to think Iran will somehow get a settlement out of this, or that the US made a mistake and should pull back,they just proved they can at will lock up 80% of the Arab states oil exports and 80-100% of their imports, they hold 20% of the oil exports of the world hostage right now, it's beyond retarded to think that this war wasn't justified on this alone, I'd argue it's more dangerous than nuclear weapons at this point.
Tehran nuking Israel would do less damage to the US and the world than locking up that strait for 90 days.
The Arabs and Europe have no choice but to stop them now, muh epstein and muh kikes aside.
The fact the war is now mostly about controlling the oil supplies makes it america first now, destroying a hostile country that has proven it can hold a chunk of the global economy hostage to get what it wants is a survival goal for the US.
Not even Germany came close to threatening the US as this in 1941, I'd argue Asia and Europe are like Japan in mid 41 when the oil embargo was decreed, they have to attack or support the US or have their economy collapse.
Tehran nuking Israel would do less damage to the US and the world than locking up that strait for 90 days.
The Arabs and Europe have no choice but to stop them now, muh epstein and muh kikes aside.
The fact the war is now mostly about controlling the oil supplies makes it america first now, destroying a hostile country that has proven it can hold a chunk of the global economy hostage to get what it wants is a survival goal for the US.
Not even Germany came close to threatening the US as this in 1941, I'd argue Asia and Europe are like Japan in mid 41 when the oil embargo was decreed, they have to attack or support the US or have their economy collapse.
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No, they wouldn't. They refer to America as "Great Satan" for, as they see it, being Imperialistic. Nothing short of the US being a Muslim nation that acts in lockstep with them would make them friendly.
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Oh how wrong I was for thinking the Persian diaspora were being cringe...
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pakistan wins again
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People ignore shia Islam is the Mormon version of Islam, they believe a baby born in the 10th century is still alive and in hiding, and that he is the next Messiah that will appear at the opportune time to bring the end of the world.
Iran believes nuking Israel will bring their mahdi back, it's the mirrored version of christian zionists thinking helping Israel take over the middle east will finally bring all kikes back and so they will all get nuked and bring the second coming.
Oh don't be retarded. Closing of the strait had to be recognized as a real possibility, even if it was Iran's last stand. There should've been a contingency plan in store for it.
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Don't think they wargame this scenario for the past 30 years? It isn't the first time Iran tried closing the straits down, they did it back in the 80s.
Shit isn't like hearts of iron 4, it takes a lot of f
time to move pieces around, even if every small drone launcher and mobile missile launcher disguised as a civilian truck in the Iranian coastline is found and destroyed, you will still need to have ships escorting the tankers to prove to them and their insurers that the coast is clear.
Also if Iran thought their closure was airtight, they wouldn't be now desperately trying to destroy the Arabs oil terminals and refineries directly, they know ships will pass through but they don't want them to have the chance to load up on oil anyway.
I'm fucking tired of this dooming shit, it took 1 month to overrun Iraq despite it Iraqi tanks surrendering to humvees on sight, took months for the allies to leave anzio in 44, the krauts did their largest and most devastating western offensive for US casualties that barely failed 5 months before surrender in the battle of the bulge.
See Russia, see if it's panicking if their war is 4 year long now with at least half a million dead and injured on their side?
You fuckers are doomposting when less than 20 Americans died, half of which were by accidents or friendly fire and gas got a little bit more expensive.
Unless the Iranians send a carrier and 6 thousand americana in it to poseidon you should stop posting doomers shit, and if they do that, I will be posting my bare ass on this thread.
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America has a contingency plan. We are a net exporter of oil and natural gas.
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Man Love Thursday came early this week.
Serious answer:
"Alexa, when does the Muslim holiday of Eid start this year?"
"The faggot boy-fucking terrorist holiday of Eid starts on March 20, 2026. Would you like me to set a reminder to call Muhammed a pedophile on that day?"
Ok. So there ARE boots on the ground, but they are Jewish boots and they are in Lebanon. Iran war isnt' going according to anyone's plans.
lol if you didn't think the jews were going to invade Lebanon again
Let me reshape that post:
"80% of the world's global oil supply is unaffected, including a minuscule amount going to the US."
But yes, Iran being able to put Asia and Europe into chaos why the US will assure Iran is fully buck broken before going home.
The US toppled Venezuela and installed a government friendly to the US (at least as long as that gun barrel is pressed against their back)
4 years after Europe invaded Ukraine, EU nato members still import 50 billion dollars every year in oil & gas and do 10 billion dollars in other trade, including supplying heavy machinery to Russian defense factories.
I don't think Europe had a contingency plan besides "bend over and beg 'more please. I want it harder. while screaming the only god is allah and Muhammed is his prophet.'".
No one yoru side can read. Just hammer the keys like your programmers told you in Pakistani.
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Im just going to come out and say it people who doompost in this thread are retards.
I'm not worrying that this doesn't eventually get sorted out, I'm just saying it looks fucking stupid that they were not apparently prepared for this scenario.
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I think everyone should get ready to hear from the westboro baptist church again
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I assume it will take like 4 days if we focus squarely on the strait.
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This shit has been going on for decades, through changes in political leadership and presidents in the US. The only two constants here is Bibi and the now dead Iran retard. Given the root of the conflicts in the region are religious, this was always going to happen because religious fervor cannot be negotiated or reasoned with. They believe they are right in the eyes of god, and fuck what anyone else thinks.
The "plan" was to see how Iran would close it and deal with it then. I'm almost certain of it. There is absolutely nothing the US/Israel war machine could do as a prophylactic measure against that without needlessly sacrificing equipment and lives while Iran was at 100% combat readiness. Its why the threat always worked for Iran until now. No one was crazy enough to really call their bluff.
The rest of the civilized world was afraid to cause, and be impacted by, the economic impacts of losing all shipping from the Persian Gulf for a while. That landmine needed to be dealt with, and the amount of money at stake has enough momentum to move literal mountains when motivated properly. Shipping will resume, by one means or another. If another method is achieved, great. Now Iran no longer holds the Ace card. If another method isn't achieved? Great. Now we know what the impacts of Iran's Ace card is in reality, and who it really hurts. (Spoiler - China and the EU). Oh... and the added bonus is Iran's power is a fraction of what it was previously.
Yep. Our gas prices are going to get stupid for a while in order to disarm this landmine and that sucks. But they will fall again in time.