Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Bros, IDF bombing individual fighters and artillery pieces is significant, don't you think? Is this a preparation for deployment of troops in the potential reach of artillery?
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
Netanyahu confirmed alive, getting coffee. Laughing at the retards who thought he had 6 fingers.

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Fake clone robot actor made with AI. That guy serving him is clearly an Israeli IDF occupying ZOG GAE agent. Look, he doesn't even drink when he drinks. This is pre-recorded somewhere underground, and its a contingency. Everyone knows real people have 4 fingers. That's the real Jim Carrey.
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Everyones stupid except me.
 
Jaimas said:
I've been busy with IRL shit so I'll keep this one short.

One of the sillier things that went down during this shitstorm is that Iranian officials keep uploading AI-genned videos and ones made in various game media studios that are trying to do the CWC thing and rejecting reality to create their own. The ones its official accounts are posting are so blatantly silly, featuring things like a truck bringing a wrecked B2 Bomber (that's the wrong size) into a tunnel (that it clips through the roof of) and multiple on-the-ground images claiming that the IRG has taken prisoners where whoever didn't even bother to remove the Gemini logo.

It's like an entire country's political leadership doing the equivalent of that time Momokun accidentally deleted her own ass.

Easily the funniest ones have been the ones that look like they escaped a Dahir-Insaat promotion.
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What year do they think it is?

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Unredacted TND said:
Real talk, is Bibi dead? I would make a joke about him dying 283882th time but that coffee video being ai got me curious.
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It does seem weird that the videos of him seem ai generated. There just seems to be a bit of an uncanny Valley vibe, but that just might be him being a jew.
 
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Netanyahu is hated by everyone in the Israeli political sphere now, from right wing settlers thinking he's too soft to leftists who think he's a corrupt retard bent on making the judiciary his bitch so he can be the Jewish orban.

The only thing that is keeping him in power is ironically the Iranians, Hamas and Hezbollah; everytime his trial is scheduled to begin, they launch a rocket at Israel and the government is forced to do a emergency meeting so that by law, he is excused and the trial date reset.

If he died, everyone would announce it quickly and the president of Israel would probably threaten a nuclear response or hint at it, there'd be a massive backlash and shit and every liberal would cheer in TelAviv, whilst still demanding they invade Iran through Syria and northern Iraq to avenge him.
 
JeanRob1 said:
If I was a Jew, I would call them Goyim instead of NPC, it would be way funnier to see them go mad :lol:
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lmao that would cause so much seething, esp if I drop the cattle meme

AN/ALR56 said:
Netanyahu is hated by everyone in the Israeli political sphere now, from right wing settlers thinking he's too soft to leftists who think he's a corrupt retard bent on making the judiciary his bitch so he can be the Jewish orban.
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everyone is behind him now, this is probably the best time for him

AN/ALR56 said:
The only thing that is keeping him in power is ironically the Iranians, Hamas and Hezbollah; everytime his trial is scheduled to begin, they launch a rocket at Israel and the government is forced to do a emergency meeting so that by law, he is excused and the trial date reset.
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the trial is bs and everyone knows it

AN/ALR56 said:
If he died, everyone would announce it quickly and the president of Israel would probably threaten a nuclear response or hint at it, there'd be a massive backlash and shit and every liberal would cheer in TelAviv, whilst still demanding they invade Iran through Syria and northern Iraq to avenge him.
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israel will never invade iran, too much distance through hostile territory

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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Good for minimizing the ability for IRGC troops to communicate, but it does make me wonder how America/Israel is going to broadcast the all-clear message to enough people to get large-scale riots going.
I know Israel is good at hacking into Iran's television network, so maybe that will be the play.
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In the middle east including Iran a vast majority of people use satellite TV which is still viewable despite the regular satellite jamming.
 
IDF Publishes footage of strikes on a Surface-to-Air missile launcher and a UAV Launcher



The IDF continues to degrade the ballistic missiles array and the defense systems of the Iranian terror regime in western and central Iran.

Over the past day, the IDF struck more than 200 targets belonging to the Iranian regime. Among the targets were command centers in which regime operatives were active, defense systems, and weapon storage and production sites.

JeanRob1 said:
If I was a Jew, I would call them Goyim instead of NPC, it would be way funnier to see them go mad :lol:
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What CTR meant to say is that he's having:

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The IDF eliminated a Palestinian terrorist operating for Iran



On Friday, in a joint IDF and ISA activity in Lebanon, Muhammad Majed Abd al-Salam Tawfiq Zidan was eliminated. He served as a key Palestinian terrorist who operated under the intelligence of the Iranian terror regime and attempted to advance terror attacks within the State of Israel.

The Iranian regime continues to promote and direct terrorist activity against the State of Israel and IDF troops through intelligence activities and recruiting Palestinian terrorist operatives in Lebanon, including during Operation Roaring Lion.

The IDF and ISA operate in order to thwart Iranian-directed terrorist attacks originating from Lebanese territory that are intended to target Israeli civilians and IDF troops, and to eliminate terrorists working on behalf of Iranian entities and their proxies.

The IDF and ISA view any involvement in Iranian-directed terrorist activity with the utmost severity and will continue to operate to thwart any activities that endanger the State of Israel and its civilians.

aphaln said:
IDF Publishes footage of an airstrike on a storage & launch site in western Iran, all of the soldiers inside proceed to flee and an IDF drone hunts them down.


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The IDF continues to strike the ballistic missile and UAV arrays of the Iranian terror regime in western and central Iran.

As part of this effort, an Israeli Air Force aircraft, acting on precise and real-time IDF intelligence, identified a UAV launch cell operating from a hangar located within a UAV launch site in western Iran.

The aircraft struck the hangar and then identified the operatives of the launching cell fleeing the structure.

Within seconds of their escape, the Israeli Air Force carried out additional strikes and eliminated the UAV launch cell.

Their elimination was made possible due to the aerial superiority achieved by the Israeli Air Force in western and central Iran, following strikes on hundreds of the regime’s air defense systems in these areas, as well as ballistic missile launchers and additional infrastructure targeted since the start of the operation.

The IDF continues to operate to dismantle ballistic missile and UAV infrastructure in western Iran, in order to reduce as much as possible the scope of fire directed toward the territory of the State of Israel.
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Strike me while I'm fleeing away from my drone warehouse once, shame on you. Strike me twice...



The footage shows an Israeli Air Force aircraft, using precise real-time intelligence, identifying a UAV launch cell operating from a drone launch site in western Iran.

The aircraft struck the site and subsequently identified members of the launch cell fleeing from one of the structures.
Within seconds of their escape, the Israeli Air Force struck and eliminated the UAV launch cell.

The elimination of the cell was made possible due to the Israeli Air Force’s freedom of operation in western and central Iran, following strikes on hundreds of the regime’s air defense systems in these areas.

The IDF continues to operate to dismantle regime infrastructure and eliminate operatives from the ballistic missile and UAV arrays in western Iran, with the aim of reducing as much as possible the scope of fire directed toward the territory of the State of Israel.
 
New weekend speech from Pahlavi, this time re: Iran's economy and how he'd handle it in the post-mullah period. Tl;dw - priorities will include dismantling the IRGC chokehold on the Iranian economy, getting money back from abroad & reconnecting to the global economy (presumably meaning getting sanctions removed, like Syria under AJ but much faster since Pahlavi isn't an ex-AQ emir) and dropping the Axis of Resistance + all the other malignant Islamist & far-leftist tumors taking the mullahs' moolah in favor of reinvesting in Iran & Iranians, with a special focus on unfucking their water/electricity/fuel situation. Again that's more than a little :optimistic: and kind of feels like putting the cart before the horse still, but I guess it's nice to know Pahlavi is both projecting confidence that the Islamists will fall & also at least is trying to plan for the Day After scenario.



Strike on a mountaintop jammer around Shiraz, Shirazis reported being able to watch satellite TV again afterwards.



Another Islamist command center in Hamadan was destroyed.



Bandar Abbas got hit hard, as well.



Reportedly a mid-level Basij district captain by the name of Mohammad Sarlak got killed in another checkpoint strike overnight. Seems Israel & the US are starting to run out of the highest-ranking targets and are now starting to blow up mid- and low-level Islamist commanders as part of the strategy to pave the way for an uprising.

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Two nurses reportedly gang-raped so hard by Islamists for treating injured protesters back in January, that they now need colostomy bags. (Archive) Consume with salt, of course - on one hand atrocity propaganda's quite common when it comes to wars in the Middle East and elsewhere (the 'Saddam's boys toss Kuwaiti babies out of their incubators' one is a popular example floated by critics of such conflicts). On the other it's believable precisely because the Iranian Islamists are 1) Islamists, duh and 2) have a pretty well-established track record of being rapists & pedophiles right out of the worst hentai doujins imaginable. (See their marriage laws, Khomeini issuing religious instruction that actually it's cool to assfuck babies, cases where they punish & kill the rape victim instead of her rapist ex. Atefeh Sahaaleh, the Islamist habit of raping virgin female prisoners before executing them in hopes of sending them to Hell as documented by people like Marjane Satrapi from some pages ago, etc.)
 
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