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Of all the examples I've posted in this thread, there is a recurring trend among those of the genderqueer persuasion: despite their myriad attempts to show the world that they are indeed men, they cannot stop imagining themselves getting raped by men of the swarthier persuasion. With a soundtrack by Evanescence and a body belonging to a pro-ana tumblrite, observe the sordid tale of a vagina owner wanting to be loved...only to be given a dash of GHB from their Latin Lover.
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> His skin was thinner, and his bones were now prominent
This is the person that these people lust after: a pale-skinned, swan-necked, skinnier version of Auschwitz Elie Wiesel. Slap those cheeks while giving yourself a bone spur.
> The yordle who treated him more like a slave
He doesn't do that. Viktor wouldn't be where he was without him.
> Which impaled him like the wrecked of the house
Oh I can think of something else that's gonna impale him HEYO
> It was just paperwork he wanted to get rid of in the dirtiest way possible.
Asking an FTM to fill out paperwork is literally genocide. They're real men, dammit! It's time for some manly action!
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> He hadn't been invited to exist, yet here he was
This man is acting like he just defeated the Hague during a war crimes trial. You are just being asked to fill out some paperwork, relax.
> His skin, which was already white
I can't imagine this pairing being more popular if he wasn't. Fujos love their white skin.
> It was like a brown waterfall that fell over his shoulders and flowed down his back. Brown like his soul
Oh, so Slavs have shit souls, eh? Good to know.
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> For in the future, one looks back on the past with disgust and contempt for what once was
You are taking a shower. Stop talking like a Redditor.
> His Excalibur
Excalibur does not exist in Runeterra.
> So, with the logic of a man who sins
Interesting how this 'man' steals a sweater and acts as if he just robbed Fort Knox with nothing but a paper towel. How pathetic.
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> A red inverted triangle with a golden T in the middle
In the business we call this foreshadowing.
> Viktor tied his long hair into a bun, a brown cloud of strands, as if it were going to rain life
More like raining shit, because your soul is as brown as your hair, right?
> Admiring himself as an animal admires its own reflection
Most animals don't recognize their own reflection. Crows and elephants are noted examples of recognizing themselves in the mirror.
> Viktor was afraid of dying, so he ran
He literally can't run.
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> He didn't want to think they were mocking him
I am never getting over how these retards CANNOT write men for the life of them despite insisting upon their brown souls that they are men. They are writing them having PANIC ATTACKS while going to a goddamn school party and wearing sweaters that they steal from other men. That is the limit of their 'rebellion'. They're men, yet they cannot tolerate or even indulge in male-on-male jokes. Grow the fuck up.
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> The alcohol was strong, very strong
Blame your barely-there fat deposits and female liver.
> It was a man, tall and strong
And how do you know he's a man? Oh, we suddenly know when it counts, right?
> Good evening, my name is Jayce
> Excuse me, but what is your name?
He literally just fucking told you.
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> Forgotten to introduce himself
> Said his name right when he introduced himself
These authors, man. Not a single original thought can be found inside their uwu skulls.
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> She'd be happy to see such a handsome young man wearing it
> The fabric literally drowns him and he looks like a white potato sack
Yeah. handsome.
> Heimedinger
When you are so retarded you forget that his name is HEIMERDINGER
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> He moved his arm in a circular motion
People just move the glass with their wrists.
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> Bringing a bitter taste
Most GHB drugs are tasteless. This also suggests that Jayce had spiked his own drink and was going to...date rape himself? OK.
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> Black loin
??
> Grunts like those of a boar on the prowl
Nothing like comparing your Latino fave to a wild animal that's known for destroying everything in its path.
> Holding them while forcing his penis into the Zaunite's vagina
That's the most clinical way I've ever read a rape scene.
> Ceased to be grave and entered in the tone
??? What does this mean.
> It was only out of pity that Jayce hadn't broken them with his own hands
He's not a character who'd rape anybody. Remember, this people get real upset when you put a tongue up his ass but making him a rapist is OK.
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> The pain made him want to vomit, vomit so he could die quickly in his own vomit
The floor is made of floor ahh sentence.
> Causing the man to squirt blood
GTA firetruck squirt mod has been changed to Bloodborne mode.
> The man played with his body as if it were a doll
Almost as if that's all you ever are. The 'ethereal white beauty' is literally an anorexic skeleton.
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> Jayce let out a hunter's roar
Because he's the masculine male hunting his uwu feminine prey, get it?
> Painting the brownness of his spirit with dirty red
Nice, now you can say your soul has the same consistency of shit. When these people aren't writing about pregnancy and being a tradwife, they're writing about getting raped. The meme about women's lit gets truer by the day.

The Bridgerton AU has been changed from 15 chapters to 17. We left off last chapter with That Fucking Nigger getting in the way of our ship and the Frowning Friends scheming their way to a hostile takeover.
The Kiramman ball, previously left on hold, is now in full swing, with the theme of 'Dancing Under the Stars' taken to its full height: lights, decorations, and music are all meant to represent the beauty of deep space, and Viktor can scarcely believe it. Not all is fine and dandy, though: after the attempt on King Heimerdinger's life, people don't want to try the blueberry muffins. Vi and Viktor, the latter of whom was accused of regicide, is still allowed to walk around without a single armed guard watching him. He then meets Jayce's eyes from across the room, causing him to leave Mel, that dastardly darkie, behind. But before our lovely pair can whisk themselves away for a nice hallway squirt, Bolbok is there to strike up a conversation.

Viktor inwardly wonders what Bolbok's motive could be after his chat with Ambessa. He doesn't have the kind of wealth or love of bacchanalian parties as Salo does; he's simply mean-spirited and wants the Papacy for himself. He wants to be the Pope and use the King to leverage his power to gain it, even though becoming a Pope involves a vote from the Cardinals, not the King. In any case, Viktor is aware that he is the one poisoning the king, and that the side effects of the nightshade are also having an effect on our Pontiff Sulyvahn wannabe here. Viktor tells him it appears his luck has run out, only for him to reply that luck doesn't exist, 'only the certainty of our actions'. Viktor, trying to get him to open up, then asks, 'what is one supposed to do when remorse weighs heavier than actions?' which shocks our dear Pontiff. He nearly falls over from his poison-induced illness and lands on Viktor's shoulder. Viktor then says that when he first met him, there was 'life in his eyes', and what the quickest way to commit suicide is. Yes, we're going that route. Bolbok says the fastest way is to throw yourself off a high place. Viktor replies that he is 'too much of a coward' to do that, and Bolbok mulls over that decision: if Viktor kills himself, the two cities will absolutely go to war, and Salo would get the throne.

So he tells Viktor that a nice, painless way for one to go is pure arsenic. He thinks that if Viktor goes, Vi is the next in line and that she will be 'easy to coerce' which is the farthest thing from the truth. In the middle of that thought, he has a Biden memory loss moment and asks what they were talking about, with the memory loss being a side effect of the poison. Viktor edges him on, and Bolbok in his delirium thinks he is 'Eustace', and just confesses what he's going to use as the kill shot: water hemlock from a book called 'Fever of the Tides', and just straight up gives him the bottle (yes, it was that easy).

Before he can whisk himself away with his discovery, Ambessa confronts him, asking him if he has two left feet and why the Diamond of the Season isn't dancing. As it turns out, Ambessa was the one who confined them to their rooms - not for suspected regicide, mind you - and that she is doing it as a matter of diplomatic principle. She needs that treaty signed but Viktor won't do it because Zaun's autonomy is not being respected. She basically tells him that Zaun is a young kingdom while Noxus and Piltover are old and accomplished, and that he is asking for trouble by being belligerent. She directs him to the scene of Jayce dancing with Mel, throwing it in his face that a marriage between them would be so much better than one between a crippled king whose courtship was ruined by someone masquerading as a gossip magazine editor.

Ambessa tells him that Mel was an ambassador for ten years and had received many marriage proposals, and that the only one she desired, and that others desired, is finally happening. Ambessa looks at our Taylor Swift prince with contempt, 'as everyone else does', because she is clearly meant to be the Big Bad Black Woman who is trying to ruin such a fated romance. He tells her he cares for his kingdom and nothing else, and will step back if need be. Ambessa, before she leaves, thanks him for not 'fuelling the rumours' with the flowers he's been getting from Jayce. Our Latin Lover is going with that black sugar, not that white chicken, and you gotta deal with it.

Jayce heads to Zaun's Red Light district, which is run down and located in the 'slums' of Zaun - which really makes you wonder what Silco was doing as 'King' for them - and meets Lest. Jayce refuses to leave and accept the wiles of a handsome male courtesan until said courtesan punches him between the shoulder blades and brings him to his knees. Let, who previously did not want to see him, appears and lets him in. Turns out Lest helps smuggle certain items to Jayce, including his precious gemstones (one must ask why Jayce didn't go to her for the opal) and that her services are needed to find out who is writing those dastardly rumours about he and Mel's about-to-be nonexistent marriage. Lest tells him that Mel is aware of the entire plot and that Jayce should have proposed to Viktor the first night to avoid all this trouble. He then tells Lest that there is no bad blood between him and Mel, but also implying that she still is at fault because her honour was insulted and she started those marriage rumours to save her skin (which she wouldn't do). Lest refuses to ruin Mel because she is aware that Mel is not at fault and has no part to play in Ambessa's takeover plot. Jayce, in turn, tells her that they are 'in love with different people' and that she shouldn't be the executioner in Mel's life by forcing her to be with him.

Lest, responding to that, says that it's a 'shame that impossible love exists' and that he's in a love where 'fidelity of the heart and deception' are things that can coexist. They're all saying this in a brothel, btw. Very metaphorical. After Jayce pulls at her heartstrings, she spills the beans: she got a letter to Mel informing her that two councilors visited them in Noxus, offering her land and power, as well as the true identity of Lady Masemar. In the letter, Mel admits she doesn't want to marry Jayce either and that this entire thing is a ploy to shame our dear Pooner Prince and annex Zaun. Lest tells him that if provides that letter as proof, it'll exonerate her from guilt. Before she tells Jayce to leave, she tells him that he 'looks at Viktor the way Elora looks at Mel', as if the Melora ship is not a tiny minority and that no Jayvik actually ships it because they like it; they do it to get her out of the way. I am not surprised to see it used yet again.

Jayce returns to the ball and Mel notices something 'different' about him. She demands that he be forthright with her because she doesn't want to be seen or treated as stupid. She tells him that the entire alliance between Piltover and Noxus has to be cemented by marriage - of course - which is something he picked up from Lest's confession. Jayce, seeing that Viktor has arrived, promptly goes to leave her, but she says, loudly enough for others to hear, that he has to marry her or it'll be open war. Viktor is not willing to sign the treaty so they will have to force it. This encounter then happens:
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> Let the Zaunites resolve their problems with the Royal Council
This doesn't make sense, because you'll be answering to them, as well. The entire annexation plot is done at their behest. You are just offering military aid. Are you forgetting what you set up?
> We don't love each other, Mel
Of course not. The black woman isn't allowed to be loved. The KFC chicken thigh is more valuable because of that white skin.
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Caitlyn's investigation has whittled down to one suspect, and it is not Grayson as initially suspected. Lady Masemar is left-handed and that leaves only a small pool of subjects as most humans are right-handed. While Caitlyn is yapping away, Viktor is having a panic attack at the thought of Mel marrying Jayce. Cait, noticing this, tells him to find the painting of Matilda, the pirate, then turn right and stay straight until he finds a silver jar, then turn left. It's a safe, quiet room where they won't be settling diplomacy 'behind back doors', no sir.

Predictably, Viktor gets lost and finds himself inside the Kiramman dressing room, a huge room with ocean motifs lined wall-to-ceiling with mirrors. Jayce finds him in this totally-not-erotic place, and says he wants The Talk. Viktor tells him it isn't the time or place, and Jayce gets mad, saying that a few weeks ago he was talking about the science behind opal and platinum and how exciting it was, before he shut him out, gave him his ring and a note, and did not want to speak to him ever again.
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> I am wrecked, and if you keep trying to get closer to me, you'll be ruined too
Enough with this goddamn Taylor Swift characterization. 'Oh boo too I'm broken and crippled and ugly and thin won't someone love me? 🥺' Shut the fuck up.
> Look at me. I'm not a good partner. That's why Zaun's suitors backed off when they saw me. I'm incomplete
Yeah but don't worry, pregnancy is the only thing your broken body can do.
> Your fiancée doesn't deserve this
She doesn't. She's just there to make this fucking skeleton feel like Odette.
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> I am ruined
> Is it because of Mel and her mother? I'll have them leave
"I'll tell those fucking niggers to get out of here if they make you feel unsafe."
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> In all of them, it will always be you
"In all of them, I'll cuck a black woman because there will be no niggers in my yaoi."
> Delicate branches wrapped around the band, tiny leaves carved one by one
Very masc.
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If you think these two are going to fuck in the mirror room where you can get a 360 degree view of that 'It won't fit' 'I'll make it fit' gigacock, you'd be correct.
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> The real Lady Masemar has been discovered
You don't know her name yet. I bet you it's Shoola.
> A damp, treacherous pulse seeping through his pants
I'll use that the next time someone's getting frisky.
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> His teeth grazed the pale, soft skin of his neck
See? A black neck wouldn't look good getting kissed. We want white, smooth, pale swan-necks. ANNA applies here: Ain't No Niggers Allowed.
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> You tempt me exceedingly
*You tempt me so
> It contrasted with the paleness of his *exposed skin
We know he's white, thanks.
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> Hearing Jayce above him, every part of his body, every touch and word seemed unreal, and yet it was happening
Our little Odette has finally been picked
> As if that garment were not an obstacle but part of something beautiful
You wrote that already.
> You are such a teaser
*Such a tease
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> You're so beautiful when you're needy
Any more 'beautifuls' and it'll be a Christina Aguilera song.
> What do I do in own house
*What am I doing in my own house
Great Engrish.
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> The moment he noticed the change in Ambessa's attitude, he know it had something to do with Viktor
I would like to remind people that during this impromptu, coitus interruptus session, Viktor still has the vial of hemlock on his person. It just disappeared when Jayce began playing with his nipples.
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> That Viscount Talis will make a big proposal tonight, and that by tomorrow, the treaty with Zaun will be settled
Another reminder is that Viktor's magic Hermes pen that he used to talk with Silco hasn't been brought up once. It made a single entry after the first few chapters and it didn't involve Silco wondering why Viktor hasn't been in contact with him at all. It's a magic pen, so the letters don't have to be delivered, and the reason why it's a magic pen isn't answered either so shut the fuck up and enjoy the romance.
> I said something that could be used against me
Not very masc, and not very clever. Did the Big Black Woman make you lose your wits?
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> Too many instructions
AKA he was too retarded to follow basic instructions: he finds the lady pirate's painting, takes a right, goes straight until a silver jug appears, then a left. Easy. That ladybrain must've reared its ugly head.
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Once again, he had that poison vial on his person. Where did it go? It'd be a shame if Ambessa found it and further blamed him for an attempt on the King, cementing her proposal that Mel should marry Jayce for the crime of regicide...but that's smart thinking. There's none of that here; the author simply just forgot.
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He declares him as his partner for an invention that hasn't even been invented yet, and he is asking for investors for a product that does not exist. They don't even have that star opal for their little Half Life portal. Looks like we forgot about that, too.
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He had the hemlock on him the entire time and no one noticed. It'd be a damn shame if he got caught with it; hell, he didn't even tell Jayce or Caitlyn what he discovered from Bolbok! You'd think he'd at least tell Caitlyn because she knows how to keep a secret, but noooooo. We gotta keep doing the coitus interruptus until that Maximus Dickus is shoved into that damp, treacherous pulse seeping through his pants.
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Yeah dressing fine for a tavern date might raise a few eyebrows. Have you considered dressing like a mage that ends entire timelines and shoves his boyfriend in a pit for six months? You look a little too bougie there.

The adage, 'my politics begins and ends with porn' remains true on the AO3 subreddit. Despite years of saying, 'it's a private company, deal with it' and telling people to 'stop acting like Nazis' when they got debanked, they are afraid that the thing they heralded against their enemies are coming for them. The second adage, 'fandom culture is the only culture white people have' also appears to be true. Your real-world culture is being erased by demographic shifts, but you know what actually matters? Your MLM ships.
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Russia has blocked AO3 the same way China has, but is accessible through VPNs:
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The first commenter says she only uses BlueSky, despite that website cracking down on NSFW art and content, causing many e-THOTs to declare war...before running back to Twitter.
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I wasn't aware a website that has 8 MLM fics for every WLW is fighting the fash. Looking at those top 100 ships list, one would think you were looking at a 1920's WASP meeting. Fight the fash with those white hands - literally, in this case:
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Expecting workplace safety around heavy duty equipment? Your female co-worker might just be on AO3 instead.
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"Ma'am, can you tell me where the paint aisle is?"
"First of all, it's SIR, and you're interrupting my Hollanov fic."
"OH GOD I'M GETTING CRUSHED AHH -"
"SHUT UP I'M GETTING TO THE GOOD SHIT!"
All I'm gonna say is that fujos seem to hate niggers since it seems like they never fantasize about them, so probably Basketball or Football above a highschool level.

Nothing to do with the "manliness" so much as the racial makeup.
WWE has a large fandom, and this is the makeup:
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There IS a basketball series similar to 'Game Changers', but as you can guess, there isn't a single nigger in there. No blacks in my bakkaball.
They would if they got their hands on old school British high society elite school cricket
It's going to have to be old school cricket as cricket is a sport the Indians took up heartily. Indians are the one group of men you will never see in any ship, so that'll be safely off-limits.
 
It's going to have to be old school cricket as cricket is a sport the Indians took up heartily. Indians are the one group of men you will never see in any ship, so that'll be safely off-limits.
The other main stumbling block is that cricket terms are fucking retarded most of the time, so it'd be very hard for a fujo to write a steamy piece about the forbidden love between Sir Don Bradman and Douglas Jardine in the 1930's when there's serious talk about stickey wickets, deep fine legs and catching someone out at the first slip.

Pretty sure some Australian fujo has tried, so bless their heart.
 
This International Women's Day, enjoy some classic Daddy kink and gender affirming sex. Nothing is manlier and more respectful of women than rubbing two cooters together.
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> Names that made Jayce feel small and precious, safe and protected
You know a woman wrote this because safety is their number one priority, vs getting to the down'n'dirty right away.
> Viktor was honored to be able to heal the tender wounds of Jayce's childhood this way
> After all, they were both men
Lol. Lmao. It says a lot that a majority of the kinks here are just responses to child abuse from a male parental figure. Nothing to deduce from that, eh?
> If Viktor called him a slut in bed, he might actually start crying
Weak. You can call your local gay twink a slut and he'd find it a compliment.
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> The reward that he needed to earn was for Daddy to fuck him
With the strap or the t-dick?
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> Prioritizing each other's safety was always considered before pleasure
Meanwhile men just want to fuck, regardless if one is 'mean' or not. Armie Hammer was 'mean' to Francois Arnaud and he didn't have a problem with it until the cannibalism admission came out.
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It's weird to go into the kid's department of a clothing store and start sexualizing the clothing meant for children. That's not at all pedophilic, nor is it pedophilic to watch an ASMR video of a woman coaxing her child to sleep and sexualizing that, too. The FTMFemininity bit is not nearly as egregious as that.
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> A satisfied growl rumbles through Jayce's folds
Makes me think his pussy is the one grumbling. Ayy caramba. It's actually rare to see Viktor top, so in the few instances where he does, and Jayce has a vagina as well, the dynamics end up a little more...interesting.
> Hot, gooey kisses down his stiffened t-dick
And it's the size of a Hershey's kiss.
> Dives back down to slurp up his cock with gusto
Is he eating at the Olive Garden?
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> His puffy, silky labia
Brought to you by Versace.
> That's what you say when someone is about to die!
It's also an idiom, and no, it's not being misused. Idioms aren't always meant to be taken literally. When I say someone is 'bright-eyed and bushy-tailed', it means they're alert and enthusiastic in the morning, not that they turned into a squirrel.
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> Jackhammer his long fingers in and out of his baby's poor little pussy
He's turning that pussy into an Easy Bake oven.
> While he could certainly be domineering, it wasn't his default state
I wonder why that is.
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> Frog and Toad
> Written by a gay author
Oh my, I wonder what kind of subtext that means.
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> Sprinkles some bath salts outside of the tub
Careful you don't summon a zombie Florida man.
> Would liken him to a statue carved from marble or bronze
Ah, this cliché? It doesn't work as well as it does when he's male. All I think of is a taller Pooner Kratos.
> Gold is an excellent conductor
It's good, but not excellent. It's strengths lie in the fact it doesn't tarnish easily and doesn't corrode. Silver is the best conductor of electricity.
> His juicy pectorals traced underneath with the moonlight glow of his top surgery scars
One wonders how he got the fat for those pecs when all that fat got sucked out.
> Bracketing the raven curls that cover his chubby dick and folds
There're those Tarzan pubes we know and love!
> His alabaster skin
There's that alabastrine, snow-white, pale, white, swan-necked skin we all love!
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> Was it fair to show off your needy body like a needy pup?
As long as he isn't doing it in the kid's section at Target, we're good.
> Coax his sensitive nipples into hard little pebbles
He's got sensation still, I see.
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> You like it when I dress feminine
> He also likes it when he browses the children's section at the department store
> He enjoys age regression and sex as a young woman because he was raped or something
> Has a total panic attack and the erotica dries up
Wow, that's a lot of trauma dumping for a so-called MLM fic. If this was 'cis' Jayce he'd ignore all of that and just start fucking.
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So long as you didn't moan while looking at boy's shorts, we're good.
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Jeez, hope the second chapter doesn't have as many anxiety attacks. I thought this was going to be raunchier, but it was just a therapist's session.

In honour of Women's History Month (as International Women's Day has passed since I'll post this), here is a lampshading fic about how a formulaic author went through his own '127 Hours' moment and came back a bestselling author. Our extremely masc bookstore owner is a bit of a R&R guy who doesn't like formulaic plots. One bites their own cheek at this self-awareness.
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> The way the spines complemented each other in height and colour
Politicians and other intellectuals are known to do this 'colour coding' with books they don't actually read to make themselves look intelligent. Here, it's just FTM autism. I bet you it's in a gentrified area, too.
> This one was more literary and women's fiction based, as Women's History Month was underway
> Focuses on a book written by a man
Ironic, don't you think?
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> Just in case some of them were inappropriate or needed removing
Ah, so he's a Redditor.
> It wasn't anything revolutionary. There were thousands of books out there with a similar premise, many of which Viktor had read
He just like me frfr. You have to admire the lampshading, too: this plot has been done so many times, be it in MLM or MLW fic, but here we are. People like cozy bookstore romances. Adding a 'man with a vagina' to get a workaround to icky gay sex isn't as original as you might think.
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> Who was this man who could describe loneliness, listlessness, and despair so well? How did he manage to write suicidal ideation so convincingly?
Brother - er, dood - have you ever read Haruki Murakami? Or 'A Little Life' by Hanya Yanagihara? You want a crack at suicidal tendencies, try reading stuff from the Japanese.
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> They've classified it as literally fiction
I would think a thriller would count as fictional, yes. Schindler's List, famously, is also listed as fiction if you check the inside of it 😉
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> Is this book well written?
> He had been a PhD student posting reviews for fun
Wow, he really IS like me, frfr
> Viktor had simply found the novel...uninspired
Man, this creature really IS my doppelganger!
> Fifty pages turned to a hundred
You wrote that already.
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> You run the most popular indie bookstore in the city
> The store is entirely empty, especially on Wednesdays
Doesn't sound that popular.
> So, did you? Get laid?
Great, the queercatfan sentence structure.
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This fic is lampshading formulaic plots found in popular hetslop novels...while using that same formula for a workaround hetslop pairing. The divorced FTM who wasn't appreciated for his time or person secretly desires the author who has captured his heart, soul, mind and libido and falls head over heels before having the sex of his life? You don't say!

It also says volumes that no matter how hard they want FTMs to be seen as men, they are always making them 'smaller' compared to actual men. If you're men, you make the world bend for you, not the other way around.
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> He missed someone to lean on
He's going to start having masturbatory fantasies, isn't he.
> He's very popular with the ladies
Very odd thing to say if Viktor is a 'gay' man and he's only interested in men. Kinda giving the game away, there.
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> Jayce Talis was devilishly handsome
> A smile so big and cocky Viktor had to roll his eyes at the sight of it
Oh I can think of something else that's big and cocky. In any case, what's that about things being formulaic? A pushy indie bookstore owner getting their pussy wet at the sight of a big hunky Latino isn't exactly new.
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> Standing in front of him, in all his tall, bearded glory, is possibly the hottest man Viktor had ever seen
Something something formulaic something
> He towered over Viktor even from a few steps back
He must be 5'0 in true FTM fashion. When we talk about height differences between FTMs and actual men, these fujos literally mean it: we're talking a foot or more in size difference. My boy needs a stool just to read from a podium.
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> He couldn't remember the last time he had such a strong physical reaction to another human being
That virile masculinity be speaking truth to that pussy power.
> Not since his ex-husband
White people don't season they dicks.
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> Something about their conversation was amusing him immensely, and Viktor was starting to fear that he was toying with him
You'd think a True and Honest Man would lean into it and shoot the shit vs acting like a tiny woman afraid of offending a man. He can clearly dish it out but can't take it.
> His ridiculously long lashes
Long enough to catch a fly between them, I bet.
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If you're a real shit-stirrer, you should be taking that in with pride. 'Yes, I trashed your earlier books but your new one moved me. You have reached your full potential' is a compliment to most men. It's funny how regardless of how women identify, they write themselves as being incapable of adhering to their 'shit on things for fun' mentality because a man might not like what they say. Sounds very...hmm, what're the words? Heterosexual and formulaic.

The author says this will be updated at least once a month. Lady Masemar the Impaler will have finished her arc by then.

Prettybadmagic's 'puppy of progress' has been completed. Our Latino dog and his non-ICE master have finally caught feelings. Every dog has his dom day. Features Latinos being shoved into cages by white people as a punishment for rape, but make it 🌟kinky🌟and🌟progressive🌟The lines for this fic are:
- playing fetch in green grass. A new, exciting place to piss.
- So what if he has the yappy kind of ADHD? That plus a splash of borderline, he’s quite mentally freaky
- He is hesitant about being topped, but he doesn’t mind if his partner slips a finger or two up his ass. Just enough to get the prostate involved in the massage package. He has never seen him dump as much cum as he did the first time they tried this out.
- The prospect has him crossing and uncrossing his legs, slick at the thought of being fucked senseless outdoors, then coming home to a creature he will shackle and smack docile.
- Good god above, he’s huge. It should be criminal to be so endowed, so girthy and capable of cervical intrusion.

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> It is far better to lay down on the train tracks of passion and get steamrolled by its infinite height
I'd rather you just be run over by the train, Indian-style.
> Inamorato
This is an Italian term for 'lover'. The original term is 'inamorata'.
> He wants a detached place, maybe a craftsman, where he doesn't have to share walls and sex noises
I notice that he is incredibly bourgeois and wants a nice, gentrified area in which to participate in his BDSM activities. You wouldn't want to do that in a favela, would you, with all that Latino hip-hop blasting in the background? Might make your autism go wild.
> He pictures a backyard for Jayce: playing fetch in green grass. A new, exciting place to piss
Nothing says progressivism by making the Latino piss and shit outside. Next you'll be tying him to lamp posts and making him perform tricks for food - oh, wait. You already do that.
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> He will be spoiled rotten by his pup, because his pup can't operate any other way
As it turns out, his BPD rears its ugly head and instead of going on medication, he acts like a rabid dog. More on that later.
> He's too neurotypical, too handsome
He spends his free time acting like a dog in a BDSM club, and yet cannot tolerate anyone going near his ass. Funny. He has acted like a total sub this entire time and yet not a single, actual dom has stuck a finger up his ass because 'that's crossing a line'.
> He's bursting with piss by the time they wind down the tree-lined driveway
This author has an obsession with piss and shit more than GRRM. First we had GOT Viktor shit himself next to a tree, now we have yet another bladder splatter. Menstrual blood has yet to enter the scene.
> He finished it, like, right before he bit it
Like, can you stop talking like a Totally Spies! character? Like.
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> So like, might as well enjoy it
What did I just say?
> But the man is dead, so
If his dad is authentically Mexican, the son having BPD and moonlighting as a dog to get fucked by a white man is the most pressing political commentary I've ever seen. Tom Homan couldn't come up with something that insane.
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> Unsweetened cranberry and ginger ale
Interesting combination.
> He delivers a thorough licking and sucking, seemingly for the enjoyment of the act itself
Come to find out he's been harbouring actual rape fantasies the entire time.
> Jayce is hesitant about being topped, but he doesn't mind if Viktor slips a finger or two up his ass
The subby Latino dog doesn't like people going near his ass? Huh, strange behaviour from a 100% bisexual man willing to try anything. Did your dad shove a flipflop or two up there?
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Now we get to the usual 'problematic' and predictable content: Jayce wants to engage in actual rape play while Viktor does not; Jayce wants to chase him down like a human smuggler chases down a child so he can get an 'easy kill'. You will note that she is a brand of Jayvik who can type out the nastiest shit and get away with it; if anyone else wrote 'a dog and his lame game' you would be called ableist. This is fine because we're 'exploring kink'. Making the Latino the rapist is an interesting choice.
> A true rape fantasy, where Viktor has not a single shred of control
Odd how this keeps happening to trans men who think they're powerful and dominant.
> Disappointment lurks so obviously in his voice, in his plastered-on smile
"Can't you, like, see that I want to rape you?"
> Jayce's aggression has grown over the past few months
> He's grown so ferocious that he more or less acts like the rabid dog he wants to be
> Wants to treat his 'daddy dom' like a fuckable object
You don't say.
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> He has since allowed himself to be pissed on and groped and dragged to and fro
The FTM likes to be physically degraded? You don't say.
> In exchange for the primal scene, he has offered to be caged for an entire day, eight ours of pure submission and atonement
Hey, if you really want to get into the business of shoving Latinos in cages...have you considered signing up for the Border Patrol?
> He's excited, agitated, and wet. He wants his worst nightmares to come true
That would mean him telling you that you're nothing but a woman with a power play and racial fetish who got upset men called her ugly in her youth. You can engage in a rape scenario, but you cannot call a trans man a woman. That's 'too far'.
> His bladder purporting fullness from sheer excitement
Yes, we have another piss scene. The spirit of R. Kelly lives on in this white woman.
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>Sluttiest lilac crests on the planet. His bulge presses firmly against the denim
You'll never guess what he calls our Baratheon LARPer here.
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> Throbbing cock
> It's still only the size of guitar pick compared to that Hispanic Hog
Lol. Lmao.
> Jayce is like the haze of bullies Viktor has known in his lifetime, handsome and huge and so, so rapacious
So you're telling me you were bullied by muscular men who never saw you as an actual man, but as a tiny woman trying to be one, and this entire thing is some form of revenge against the male sex? And it isn't working? Colour me shocked!
> He lets out a pitiful whine as piss spindles down his legs
Always there with the piss fetish.
> Good God above, he's huge, it should be criminal to be so endowed, so girthy and capable of cervical penetration
1. We know he's 8 inches. 2. He is not penetrating the cervix. You are welcome to try and show your results.
> Good little fawn
There's the routine pedophilia reference! She always has them in her fics. It's not really a 'Where's Waldo?' than an Epstein File entry with her.
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> Picks a term meant for a baby deer, highlighting the pedophilic connotations
> He wants to be a stag, even though stags are male deer, showcasing that Jayce does not actually view him as male and never did
> Bites so hard he draws blood and wonders what he did wrong
Time to get SPAYED and NEUTERED.
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> His teeth clack at the rage and betrayal
> Is in total shock that the BPD male with personality issues and can't handle a finger up the ass wanted a rape scene since day one
Wow, it's almost as if he's always been a rapist and needed a mentally broken white (wo)man who would always say yes.
> It was a dastardly betrayal of trust
Time to call DHS.
> He pictures himself whipping Jayce to a bloody pulp until Jayce says stop
> Wants him to be the weird tomboy he was who smells like onions and garlic
This really is a racial fetish. No one else could possibly get away with writing shit like this without being called a racist white bitch, yet here we are. If I did it, I'd be called out. But since Ms. Unblooded Girlchild has 3k followers and is a popular Jayvik author, she gets exempt. A white person whipping a Latino like it's the antebellum south is very...4chan behaviour.
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> They're in love, right? They can overcome this
If my partner kept calling me a term reserved for a baby animal and keeps insisting he wants to engage in rape play, that boy is going out past Route 66.
> It hits Viktor that what transpired between them was not malicious
Last I checked, you didn't agree to be bitten and did not want any skin breakage. That happened. Your boundaries were broken and you stopped the scene. Don't walk that back, now.
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> I thought it was still okay
It very clearly was not, you wetback.
> Because then he's going to be upset
Very masc, bursting into tears all because your puppy dog would-be rapist is upset he didn't get his rape play scene.
> Jayce is not a high school bully
You just called him one before wishing you could whip him and lock him in a cage.
> He's a good dog who misbehaves sometimes
Sounds like he needs to be put down.
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> Asks why he was called a term reserved for a baby animal
> 'It was the spur of the moment'
No, that's deliberate. It's in-your-face pedophilia. What are the reasons for this, you ask?
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> NVC
That's 'nonviolent communication'. That's totes his default state and not the rape play he took a little too seriously.
> Like all wide-eyed. You get shaky. It reminds me of a baby deer
And there's nothing weird about referring to an adult by a term meant for baby animals.
> If anything, he was doe-like
So you're admitting you're female. Thanks for the admission.
> You don't have to be a fawn for me, but you were definitely a fawn at one point
And now he isn't. He's an adult. Why are you admitting you love the child-like aspect of him?
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Lol at him having a totally masc mental breakdown over *checks notes* being called a baby deer. So totally masc that you keep referring to yourself as a 'small, conquered thing who cannot claim eternal dominance' because the penis owner retains absolute control and can do whatever he wants. How very thematically appropriate.
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> Achy cock
But we're not calling that 'doe-like', now are we?
> Slobbers on his neck
What a cute dog. Have you considered getting him spayed and neutered?
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> An engagement ring is simply a different flavor of collar - one that he would wear
Marriage is a tool meant to drag AFABs down while providing all the benefit to men? Wow, that's totally, like, a feminist interpretation! Never would've expected it from Ms. Unblooded Girlchild.
> They'd save themselves so much logistical strife if they merged habitats
And where is this habitat? In the whitest area you can imagine.
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> Picks an artsy, bourgeois area next to a riverfront
> They don't want it go to over $750k
On a WATERFRONT property? Three bedrooms, two baths? Yeah it's over $750k. You are not living in rural Texas; you are in a higher income area where fellow dog fuckers are. You want a backyard for your pet Latino to piss in? Yeah that's near seven figures. Pick a diverse area to save money next time.
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> Their first renovation is to make a special cubby for the Latino's cage
> They want to invite other people to engage in their pet parties, but they'd have to invest in floor management because they'd all piss on the floor
No wonder they picked a bougie area. Anywhere else the homeless would be doing this for free.
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> He doesn't know where Jayce came from, or what he did to deserve such a loving partner
You met him in a BDSM club, tied him up, he fell in love with his 'dom', wanted to engage in rape play, caused a mental breakdown and confession over mental anguish, and kept calling said 'daddy' a fawn. Interesting development, if I do say so myself.
> Viktor maintains that this man could sign a modeling contract
Oh yes, he DOES fit that degenerate bill, doesn't he? He'd be a perfect yacht boy...just make sure he stays away from the anchor.
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> Masculine and elegant. Suited to his exact tastes
I would like to remind people that Viktor's ring size is a Size 4, one of the smallest sizes you can get. He literally has a child's hands. They are so small they'd fit someone who is under five feet tall. This person calls themselves a 'masc dom' before having breakdowns over his Latino dog turning into his highschool bullies and thinking he's going to rape his onion-smelling body. The jokes absolutely write themselves.
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You, too, can be a white person who locks Hispanics in cages and not be seen as a bigoted piece of shit provided you are the following:
1. A sexual minority
2. A sexual minority who has pedophilic tendencies you pass off as 'it's just fiction'
3. You're an MLM shipper who is trying to deboooonk the 4chan chuds
4. Your work is 'making fun' of manosphere culture
Be any of these and you, too, can be a prominent White Person in Fandom Culture while proudly announcing you'd like to see Latinos in cages and whipping them because they represent the men who raped your onion-smelling body in your tomboy phase. Become a 1488 progressive today!
 
Everyone loves a wistful tale of a knight and their designated royal fucking in Ye Grande Outdoors, where breathless promises and fears of 100% gay sex will lead to a bastard child. Woe be to the True and Honest Man sold for their reproductive capabilities finding out their intended is an ugly basic white man instead of the Hispanic Hunk that makes his unspecified gender bits run wild.
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Interesting how Jayce, as an actual man, is expected to become a squire and Knight, while our trans man here is not accepted as a man by anyone, with their only benefit being...wait for it...gestating and birthing heirs! We are smashing gender roles by *checks notes* making the trans man the birthing person and traditional wife despite all those attempts to be seen as an independent man. What a great start.
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Last year, you might recall a fic I reviewed that had a similar premise: Viktor was sent off to marry Seraphine as an agreement between their two kingdoms (despite there being no ability to sire an heir between them as both were female) and Jayce was a former bandit who masqueraded as a knight to kidnap Viktor for ransom money. This one has more 'fairytale elements', so it'll attempt to be more whimsical and fun. I mean, look at that classic cliché of the longing Taylor Swift slobbering over the hunk working out in the yard!
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> Squires only served with knights of other kingdoms
> Jayce is not exempt from this tradition
Yeah, that would make you a mercenary, and not a proper knight. Knights are loyal to their specific regions and the Lords and Barons therein. You might argue that that is what a knight is deep down, but historically, Knights stayed within their lands unless called to war. You are talking about a merc, here.
> Showed a marked preference for a male consort
> Viktor is chosen because of his ability to have children
One of these things is not like the other. Viktor is not male and you openly wrote he is not treated like one. Either you completely forgot about this point, or Dmitri is just so progressive he's willing to see a vagina owner as male vs the other twinks he has access to. I wager it's just the author forgetting what the fuck she wrote because she's retarded.
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> The Chieftain
What, are we in the Viking era? We are clearly in the Medieval era. They already had mayors at this point.
> We're both men
You admitted you are not treated like a man by your own father. What, is your hunky knight just that progressive so he can get easy pussy? Sure seems like it.
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> Says that they are two men
> Our dear knight almost as a SNAFU and commits the ultimate sin
> The trans man shows off his chest that will only be used to nurse young
> 'We're both men'
Uh huh.
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Lmao. He can't even be taken seriously with clean up. Being invalidated by knights day in and day out has to suck.
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> Isn't seen as a man by anybody, not even his own father
> His immediate instinct is to get married to a man and start pumping out children
That ovulation-makes-me-horny period remains undefeated.
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> We are both men
> Only one of them breaks down crying in the back of a cart because he can't confess his feelings
I'll take this as the classic pooner 'runs to the bathroom to cry' moment because they're the only ones who do that.
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> Doesn't know why he's upset with Jayce
Because his submissive and breedable instincts are screaming for a baby and only one male can scratch that cervical itch. He needs some spice into that bloodline and get some of that Latin meat on his bones. The moodiness is there because he doesn't want to get married to a basic white man who desires a male consort while also wanting children from said male consort.
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> They didn't know when I was a child that I was -
What, that you were a True and Honest Man? Funny how your loyal knight is the one willing to respect that identity while calling you a male while everyone else proceeds to misgender and deadname you. Silco is willing to give you a male name but won't give you the throne? Ouch.
> You received five lashings for embracing me
Under what reason? Homophobia? That can't be the case if his intended wants a 'male' consort.
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> He's that gangly teen boy all over again
Shame you never went through male puberty to actually BE that 'gangly teen boy'.
> It hangs off the shoulders, similar to the gowns he's seen the ladies at court wear
Nice way of saying YWNBAM via v-neck. The 'masculine' fit clearly doesn't hide the fact your own dressmakers don't see you as male, lmao.
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> It'll be rabbit again
Fastest way to get protein poisoning. Luckily PrettyBadMagic isn't writing this or our dainty trans man would once again be shitting his brains out next to a tree.
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> One who holds lands and esteem, maybe he could
That's not enough to marry a royal, because you are not of royal blood. You're a pleb who just happens to be good at fighting.
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> Sliding a large hand over his stomach, then up to his perky breast
There're the yaoi hands you know and love.
> Viktor takes Jayce's hand in his, trying not to think too much of the size difference
Size 4 ring fingers vs Yeti Punchers. Sexual dimorphism is kicking your ass.
> If you put your thumb on my little cock there
Because calling it a 'clit' is too much while dreaming about popping out kids is very masc and affirming.
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> It's instinct, after all, the coupling of two bodies
Almost as if this is actually a ✨heterosexual✨coupling instead of a 100% homosexual one.
> Instead he stars, unsure whether Jayce will even fit inside him
"It won't fit" 'I'll make it fit' Coke can cock returns.
> Viktor has had nothing larger than his fingers
I bet a quill is thicker than your fingers, you uwu smol boi you.
> His body accommodates the intrusion. It fits
The vagina is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
> What the poets write about in the books he'd read
Where these poems featuring actual gay men, or did they all have vaginas like you?
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> This doesn't feel like blasphemy
Because it isn't actual gay sex, shocker. It's penis-in-vagina sex, the straightest sex there is, and the entire reason why you exist.
> I love you. Always have, I believe
That's reassuring.
> I love you. I know I always have
Saying the same shit twice, albeit one of them is honest and the other is a 'belief'. Oof.
> There should be a sense of shame now, the idea that he's damaged goods
Unless someone checks your very masc hymen, methinks you're good to go. You can fake being a virgin like you fake being a man, yeah?
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Wow, what a twist! Our unseasoned white chicken breast was our Latin Lover all along! Nothing says 'exotic' like having 'Dmitri' as a middle name, oy vey.
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He's known this guy since he was a child, and he never once knew this was the son of a rival kingdom? He was playing the knight all along, despite knights not be allowed to marry royalty? That's a long time to get invested in a lie. This man was selling the idea that he was going to marry a basic white dude and had to get approval from the Council despite living in said rival kingdom and considered part of the family...logic.
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Well, yeah. He was deceived since he was a child. Did Silco know the entire time, and just sent the man pretending to be a knight to wed his nephew, a woman pretending to be a man? M. Night Shyamalan, take notes. You'll never get twists like these.

This author has posted a small collection of fics while I wait for Lady Masemar the Impaler to be updated. Here is the first installment. The first one was based on a Twitter thread, and TBH, it should have stayed as one.
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He's been shoved in a basement and there's a seven foot tall demon coming to get him. How or why, it isn't said, but did you know everything is based on a hentai? Yeah.
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I don't know how long he's been in that stanky, Ed Gein basement, but the demon monster comes down there and he's begging for it not to hurt him and then...he suddenly opens his legs and is ready for a demon dicking. Yes, it happens that fast.
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> I have called you by name and you are mine
Edgy. Have you considered writing for William Blake?
> On a day where they were nearly lost to each other - or a night, has it been that long? They won't move for anything but each other
Just a few sentences ago you were shitting yourself in fear because this demon was sicced on you from your compatriots, but now it's a long lost lover you can't wait to fuck? Even for a ficlet this doesn't make a lick of sense. Why are you fucking something that smells like roadkill?
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A reminder that Jayce the Demon smells like rot and roadkill. I suppose it's a fair exchange when the pussy he's fucking smells like onion. It's starting to resemble East Side Mario's in here.
Here is the second entry. Similar to the first, it is based on a hentai and is formatted like a college essay. They are thankfully short, but that doesn't stop them from being stupid. The premise for this one is state-mandated prostitutes for college dropouts.
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It is always fascinating to me that these FTMs go one of two routes: they are raped and abused as children, or they become prostitutes and sex slaves for men. There are no other options. The ironic thing about all of this is that there is a trans character in this canon - Lest - and she is never written about. Trans women are dolls and beauties until they aren't. Trans men are men, but they're also natural born cocksuckers. Something to think about.
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> Received an alert three days ago that his recent performance had made him eligible for special ops
This makes it seem as if he's about to going the 141 with Soap, Ghost, and Price to fuck some terrorists, vs getting free vagina from low performing students.
> Was he supposed to stand there with his cock out
*Crit1kal voice* HE'S TAKING HIS COCK OUT!
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> She
Glad he's able to clock Viktor from his footsteps alone. Never forgetting the time he got clocked from his femur measurements, lmao.
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> Be an FTM
> Insist against all odds and objections that you are a man
> You end up being a fuckable hole for the 'cis man' with no in-betweens
> It keeps happening
Lol. Lmao.
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> Master was the usual word
I thought we retired that because it reminded black people about slavery?
> He'd expected his friend's dick, soft with fear and humiliation. He had not expected a soaked slit
Yeah, because he doesn't have to do all that prep or convince himself he's gay. He can just press that 'cute little button' and he's good to go.
> God, Jayce always thought that the curve of his chest looked kind of -
Outing a trans man is totally bad and un-woke, okay? You need to treat them as men. Getting excited that they have a vagina and you don't have to fuck an asshole is transphobic, dawg.
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Of course not. All they are is free pussy to 'cis men'; what else are they good for? Giving birth?
Here is the third entry. There's apparently world-building to this and reading these will take one down a rabbit hole. What that rabbit hole is is up for you to decide.
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Daily reminder that Viktor is also a genius, but the 'worldbuilding' here is to make him a dumb slut whose only purpose is to get fucked and suck dick. Very progressive, very masc. Are you going to make him wear makeup next time? It says a lot that every iteration as the trans man getting 'trained' to please penis owners and that they aren't allowed to have any sexual independence, let alone independence in general. It almost sounds like all they see them as is cheap, dollar store pussy. A shaved mum-pum, if you will.
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> His skirt had been neatly rolled up at least two inches higher than yesterday
> They'd shaved him
Very masc. Does this happen to all trans men, or is it just the 'feminine' ones?
> Viktor wouldn't look at him; Jayce couldn't tell if that was from the brainwashing
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the pooner is brainwashed?! You don't fucking say!
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> He had been trained to enjoy both
Imagine working so hard to convince everyone you are just like men, only to have your own community craft story after story of you being sex slaves to penis owners because you see them as 'real men' vs the vagina owners. Keep at it. We have to 'listen to trans people' after all.
> Falling for the soft and slick siren call
White pussy hits different frfr.
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> If he pulled back to see, Jayce was sure the entire back of his hand was soaked
Who needs machine oil when you've got a pooner's slug slick? Never worry about rust with this one easy trick!
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> He didn't know why him still being coherent bugged him so much
Because you'd rather rape your state-mandated sex slave vs have them judge you for their performance. Very progressive, making the Latino have thoughts of rape again.
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> His aimless fidgeting graduating to full-on assault
Fully automatic assault fingers are the quickest way to get you an unlimited supply of pooner lube. In their own words they are nothing but empty holes for 'cis men' to fuck because they don't have the intelligence to cut it among men. I am listening to trans people and I am studiously taking notes.
The fourth entry is another fantastical, Neverending Story type plot, where a virgin gets sacrificed to the Demon Dick once again. This sordid tale of lost love and virginal obsession brings to mind the '72 Virgins' promised in Islam - sans creepy alien faces who'll suck your soul dry.
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> Can't help but be annoyed that such perfect obedience is going to waste
You can identify as a man all you want, but you can't identify out of that demure attitude that's ingrained in you from birth.
> He likes virgins as well
I don't see any male virgins here. Only vagina owning ones.
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> He's led enough lambs to the mountain god's altar to recognize the eyes. Wide, trusting, betrayed
So what you're saying is that trans people, instead of being gods and prophetesses, should be sacrificed to Gods in order to ensure prosperity? Whoa, man!
> He'd do well in these woods, cursed as they are
He's a cripple with spinal problems. He'd be attacked by a goddamn squirrel and die.
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> Viktor doesn't try to run. He allows himself to get laid out on the altar
He physically cannot run.
> Tomorrow, it'll be bare skin. Pale, untouched, held as still as he can manage
White virgins are always the best. No darkies allowed during our blood sacrifices.
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> The community is prosperous but not a place for business
??? What the fuck is this kind of logic? Towns that are prosperous are prosperous because businesses are allowed to thrive. Why the fuck wouldn't a toymaker in a town with lots of children not be rich? I hate Twitter retards.
> A being so used to subservience can hardly be fun anymore
So along with being perfect for blood sacrifices, trans men are naturally subservient. Wow!
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> The lantern light falls on the pale curve of his neck
Ah, there's that white swan-neck that is meant for our beastly boy to ravage. He just can't contain himself! There's a clean, perfect virgin waiting for him!
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> The god won't care, but they will
Who is 'they'? The Gods that you needed a virgin to blood sacrifice for?
> Jayce gets to spill blood for pleasure, gently breaking Viktor open
Nothing like displeasing the gods who need a trans sacrifice for a good harvest so you can get free pussy.
> It's animal mating, it's lovemaking, it's pure fucking
One of these things is not like the other. One thing is consistent, though: the brown man is a beast who cannot contain himself around fresh, virgin white vagina. He needs it like he needs to breathe. Guess all those 'racist' propaganda posters were right.
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> The blonde strands are next
He's a brunet.
> Doesn't question where he got a second bride from
I wasn't aware polygamy was allowed in this small town that believes trans people need to be sacrificed in order to get good fortune. Does he fuck the other vagina owner like an animal, or is it just the trans virgin who gets that treatment? Is the other person also trans? Are they all white, or do we include some cookies'n'cream flavour?

Stupidsarah, infamous for her 'his pussy fluttered shyly' has a warning for everyone: be sure not to take MDMA, else it might give you some less than heterosexual feelings - while pounding vagina at a rave.
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> Getting docked a handful of points on this exam isn't going to kill him
It will if you're in STEM. He's a genius, anyways; he could cover physical chemistry no problem. By rights he should've graduated university when he was 15.
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Haha, get it? It's a space joke, because they're going to be out of their minds! Very punny.
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> The concept of Viktor loose and uninhibited for a night doesn't thrill him
I can think of something else that's going to be loose and uninhibited HEYO
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Very masc, dressing like a 2007 goth to a rave when most rave parties these days are for the rich. The ripped jeans and fishnets are soooo 'My Immortal'. Are you going to mosh to Helena, shaka brah? The heavy black eyeliner with blue glitter is also extremely masc and brings to mind Prince, even though Prince would've given him the stink eye for his fashion choices. Maybe he was aiming for Avril Lavinge?
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Those vibrant blue pills aren't Viagra, but they will make you want to fuck all night long. Be sure to monitor your heart rate. There's a reason why meth users are called 'tweakers'; one of these days you're going to end up on a police bodycam channel fighting four cops because you couldn't get that shyly fluttering pussy.
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> It's all so erotic
> He's fucking someone who legit looks like Eugenia Cooney
Guess the meth and darkness helps, eh? Methhead goggles will make you do anything.
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> He watches as Viktor strips himself of his tank top
I suppose that is one way to 'pass' as a male, because if he did that as a 'cis' woman, everyone would want to grope those breasts. Since everyone is drunk and seeing shadows talk about the CIA on the ceiling, they are not going to notice a set of zippertit scars.
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>Smudging his makeup
I can just imagine it: thick, black streaks down his pure white face like he's turning into a Liberian warlord. Wouldn't you know that General Buttnaked here wants to fuck in a dirty-ass stall?
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> Heat and friction and arousal all culminate to the blending of their minds, their bodies, their very DNA
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia. I hope his dick is cleaner than that bathroom floor he's kneeling on.
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> He turns and its down on the toilet
I hope he's sitting on the lid.
> Viktor attempts to smile around him, but the stretch of his lips around his cock doesn't give him much room for expression
I'll say. You can't do much when the Hispanic Hog is in your mouth.
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> He slips his fingers through the holes of his fishnets and rips
Don't know why he's getting offended when that's the dream of every man: rip the fishnets off of a scene chick. And yes, I will use 'chick' as this author is known for feminizing Viktor in every - and I mean EVERY - fic she writes.
> Slick coating his fingers at he finds his small cock
That meth sure is making your slug slime go into overdrive, eh?
> Spends time playing with his pussy
But is it fluttering shyly?
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> So willing and ready for me, bent over in this dirty fucking bathroom
Just keep your mouth shut for once. I don't need to imagine the stink and grime of a filthy bathroom stall and how it hasn't been cleaned in weeks. That toilet seat better be down otherwise I'd be more focused on whether someone took a shit in it earlier and left shit stains on the rim.
> I bet you're such a desperate little freak that you would let me fuck you raw
??? He is letting you fuck him raw. You never pulled out a condom. What a stupid thing to say.
> Begins to fuck Viktor with fury
Usually I'd chuckle at lines like these, but they are on meth this time around, so I can believe this guy would fuck him so hard he'd make him explode like an Iranian fuel depot. Tweakers can go for 24 hours straight.
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> The same vice grip his cunt has on his cock
Molly makes that pussy tighter than the Hormuz Strait. You need a little elbow grease to get that channel open.
> Never in a million years would he even fathom the thought, needing to see Viktor come undone on his cock more than he needs to breathe
Meth will do that. Next you'll be wanting to fight the cops with your dick out while furiously masturbating.
> The head of his cock pounding against his cervix
Meth coming in clutch again, because anything 'pounding' against the cervix is going to hurt. If this dick ain't 'nudging', it's pounding it like bombs on the Gaza Strip.
> Come on my face, please
Nothing like turning your face into an Oreo cookie. Come and melted Maybelline is a helluva combo.
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> He glides two fingers through the mess on his skin, then drags him to his mouth to lick the digits clean
"Mmm, Unilever products. Iron and crushed insects coupled with brine. My favourite."

And that's it. It's not as long as 'Buckle Up, Buttercup!' that had our Haybale Ho Shania Twain popping out a kid, but it's close enough. Hope those skater shorts and Avril Lavigne look were worth looking like Britney Spears after a drinking binge.

On the AO3 subreddit, a Mozambique user writes about how a white queer proceeded to shit on her country. Said white queer made it out to be an arid desert despite the country bordering the ocean and having a tropical climate, and using the fact that they were a white queer in a red state to occupy the Oppression Totem Pole that shields them from criticism. The comments are rather illuminating: PeeOhCees are a minority in fandom, but when they do show up, the sheer force of white genderspecials drowns them out.
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White fujos vs authentic Africans. Who wins?
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Hate to break it to you, dear Abo, but AO3 is run by Jews and the tag - or tard - wranglers are run by Asians. They're not going to listen.
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That fic LivingSink is talking about is here:
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😑

People have begun to notice that white queers don't care much about PeeOhCees despite being wedded hard to progressive values:
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People just straight up refuse to do research. It's not that hard to look up Mozambique and find out what their cultural norms are, what their currency is, the languages they speak, etc. But OP had to sit there and read about her country in the eyes of a white person, written by another person, living in America and claiming they are more oppressed than the African whose GDP is $23 billion per year.
 
To my surprise, a second chapter of that very masc formulaic bookstore fic has been published. So much for updates being once a month!
Jayce is smitten with our KFC chicken wing: from his POV, our very masc bookstore owner is dressed head-to-toe in black, bashful and blushing from our hunky 127 Hours author, and is, in his words, 'absolutely ethereal'. He didn't want to deceive him, see; he actually wanted to be the bougie bookstore owner who invited him and realized that Viktor simply didn't recognize him at all. Ouch. But he takes the slight in stride - what he really likes is how brutally honest Viktor is with his work: he hated everything that came before his current novel, sees things his audience and the media did not, and connects with Jayce in a way no one else did. Flattered, he asks for a handshake, noting that Viktor can rip his books to shreds and not offer him a single handshake? Viktor does so, blushing while doing it, and the author is sure to write down how his hand is 'considerably smaller' than Jayce's, because we need those Size 4 hands showing how uwu so smol our masc bookstore owner is.

They talk some more, with Viktor apologizing and saying it was 'unprofessional' of him to be so rude. Jayce shrugs it off, saying that he probably wouldn't have been so honest if he knew he was the author he was ripping the entire time. They exchange names, and the whole time Viktor is blushing a deeper shade because he is so in love with Jayce's beard that it is the sole reason he couldn't recognize him from the photo on the jacket. Jayce laughs and says his agent has been telling him to shave it, to which Viktor blurts out 'No!' because he loves it so much and it is in vogue. Viktor, ever the stuttering and blushing (wo)man who is in front of a handsome man, mentions how the 'mysterious and rugged' look suits his new style, and Jayce makes a mental note to thank Mel with wine and flowers for sending him to this bougie bookstore. Jayce then says Viktor can just say he's hot, to which Viktor says that 'of course his ego would be big'. Jayce, seeing his opening, says, 'Oh, you've thought about how big it is, have you?', a classic dick innuendo that causes our pooner to blush even further. No, seriously. There isn't a single time this hormonal, post-menopausal white (wo)man has not stopped blushing.

Viktor changes the subject and asks him why he's out here because Mel had not sent him a message that he'd be around. Jayce says that he was 'in town', which is a lie - it was a half-hour bus ride - but he wanted a reason to get out of his apartment and went to this 'bustling' indie bookstore that is completely empty on Wednesdays. As it so happens, no one aside from Viktor invited Jayce to events because they hate his new memoir. This is meant to show a little bit of irony as Viktor, the bougie bookstore owner, hated the prior books yet loved the new one, while everyone else loved the old ones and hated the new one. Viktor sputters that that is ridiculous, but Jayce says his fans do not like the tonal shift. One relates.

We then get our first 'Victorian' moment - and the author actually uses that term - of Jayce getting hot and bothered at the curve of Viktor's ear and his earrings. When Viktor, in a very masc move, tucks a strand of hair behind his ear, Jayce notices how pale and white it is and how his ring finger is missing a ring. While Jayce is thinking about whether Viktor is married or not, Viktor is yapping on about how artists need to change and if they are stuck in boxes, they can't evolve. A nice bit of lampshading, if you ask me.

They keep talking and Viktor notes how 'Winter Nights' is a great thriller novel with suspense and a yank-the-rug style narration. He tells Jayce not to be discouraged by his fans response; Jayce, by contrast, knows his audience wasn't going to like it from the first draft yet fought tooth and nail to get it published. He read Viktor's review on the ride home and notes that Viktor was the only one out of thousands of people to 'fully understand his intentions'. Viktor tells him that he made something 'truly special' and though he doesn't know him very well, he 'left a piece of himself on every page'. Jayce thinks that he wants Viktor to 'know him well' and now the tables have turned: at Viktor's enthusiasm, he is now the blushing bride and his ego has now turned to bashfulness. Ain't that cute?

Viktor asks him what inspired the book, but before Jayce can answer, he enthusiastically says he will ask him tomorrow at the Q&A. Jayce then asks if he will be there, which is rather dumb to ask because he's the one hosting it. Viktor notes Jayce's thick eyebrows and snaggletooth and finds them endearing. He says that he hopes he didn't scare Jayce away, and Jayce tells him that he 'wouldn't change it for the world.' Upon their talk, Jayce feels a 'sliver of light' come through after two years of bleakness. Oh, did I mention the author has a trigger warning for his head splitting on the pavement?

Jayce then asks Viktor if he has read his past works. This is again a dumb thing to ask because Viktor has already answered that question by saying 'Winter Nights' is his best work (and Viktor has posted reviews for every book he posted). Viktor replies that his ex was a big fan of them and that he only read the first two books (in the first chapter, one got the impression he read all of them) he published. Upon hearing 'ex' Jayce feels a twinge of relief that he is not taken before feeling a little sick that his books remind Viktor of his ex-husband. Jayce jokes that he would've hated his new book, and Viktor laughs a 'breathy, almost a cackle' which makes Jayce feels like a kid on Christmas morning.

They talk some more, this time around subjects that might make Jayce uncomfortable. Viktor asks if some parts of the book are autobiographical, nodding to his physical disability. Jayce says that he is fine with it, but not before saying he 'could never refuse a pretty man'. This causes Viktor to blush furiously again, and he snipes that Jayce has to stop that. A crash erupts behind them from two women picking books up off the floor - Sky and Lest, if I had to guess - who are eavesdropping on that flirtatious tea. They make plans to see each other at 7 p.m., and that Jayce can come earlier if he wants so they can work out the Q&A session.

Noticing their new audience, Jayce asks Viktor if he can put on a show for them and 'give them something to talk about'. When Viktor asks what, Jayce grabs his Size 4 hands in his and gives him a kiss on his knuckles like he's a courtly gentleman. He wants to smell his skin and savour it, but that would totes be weird, so he doesn't do it. They experience a zap of electricity because the cosmos totally wants them to go to pound town. Sky and Lest giggle at the encounter and Jayce walks away victorious, knowing he got that bougie bookstore owner to blush so red he could resemble the Kool-Aid man.

Lest and Sky spill their tea with all their 'Dude he was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO INTO YOU!' chatter, coupled with Lest saying Jayce was 'undressing him with his eyes'. Viktor tries to dismiss it but his gal-pals aren't buying it. Upon learning that that was Jayce Talis, the mood changes, with them not knowing he was disabled. Turns out he was in a car accident and he fell into a ravine - I told you it was 127 Hours - and that some parts of the book are autobiographical (which is something Viktor already asked). Lest asks him if that will come up at the Q&A session, and while he says yes, he's too busy thinking about how no one has called him pretty in years. Lest pipes up that Jayce was 'totally' into him. Viktor brushes that off, saying he thought he was simply another customer, which is of course bullshit because Jayce told him shortly after that he was the man on the jacket cover.

He then leaves for the day, and we get a look into his personal life.
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> He only did it because someone was cosplaying nosy teenagers behind us
Very masc, to have 'faghags' giggle and laugh at Hallmark display of romance. Next thing he'll be offering is a charcuterie board.
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> Based on the author photo on his debut novel, Viktor had expected someone cocky and entitled
Well, you did get the COCK-y part right. He made a dick joke the first time he met you.
> The fact that he looked like that also didn't help
Sexy authors really go have their way with groupies, eh? They'll give you a markedly different 'meet n greet' and a...pearlier signature.
> Viktor ended up marrying him and spent fifteen years by his side. After the divorce, finding someone else was the last thing on his mind
"Divorcee vows off all romance and love until a sexy hunk walks into their business and rocks their world" cliché.
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> Sky and Lest barely making ends meet while the store operated in the red
You have no one coming in on Wednesdays. This is supposed to be a successful indie bookstore and yet there isn't a single customer coming in. Most indie bookstores are failing these days because Amazon has taken over. Where are they operating in? The LGBT quarter?
> That he was unlovable. That his husband's neglect and disdain were justified
He spent 15 years married to a vagina owner while convincing himself he was 'gay'. Now, said 'gay' widower is looking at a new hunk that is easily likable, more handsome, and easy to flirt with because he makes him feel like an 'insecure teenager' despite being a 40-year-old post-menopausal uterus owner. I can't wait to see this aging uterus owner drip like a burst water main with all those years of T on the docket.
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> Seeing his romance shelf, clad in all its colorful, pastel glory
Very masc. Meanwhile, men store their porn on USB sticks and bookmark their favourite pages on XVideos. It's women who read porn.
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> The social commentary he opted to include
Would it be something about Latinos getting trapped in cages? They're always getting stuck in places they aren't meant to be in.
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> He felt inexplicably drawn to him like one of his beloved puzzle pieces
Almost like you have complementary genitalia, or something.
> He fell asleep cradling the book to his chest
Very masc, cradling a book like it's one of your plushies.
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Yes, there was a trigger warning for this single sentence. They need trigger warnings for this but not pedophilia.
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> Gorgeous, smart, passionate, interesting
He's as thin as a windchime and blushes like he's a pomegranate. His cheeks are the only thing capable of colour.
> Viktor was exactly what he searched for in a man
I can't wait for his reaction when he finds out that his 'man' has a vagina. Of course he'll roll with it because transphobia is the biggest crime in this community. We don't shame 'male' PIV sex around here.
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Aw, how sweet. Are they going to fuck to an Ethel Cain song?

Unlike the above fic, this author starts off with, 'Hey, sluts!' It's her first time posting and she has decided to write about BPD nightmares getting raped and abused by another BPD nightmare with anger issues. It's a source of therapy for her, y'know? Recommended by lexapro and Dr. Beinbaum. Represent your trans community by making everyone a psychopathic rapist!
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> A grad student in the mechanical engineering program and a TA to professor Heimerdinger
Funny that she has to age Viktor down. Viktor is older than Jayce and he was the one who was the assistant to Heimerdinger.
> While he was mostly proficient in English, he still had difficulty with certain words
Ah, nothing like making the disabled, foreign pooner shit with English! Makes the BPD abuse and rape they suffer so much more tolerable. No one wants to see a white foreigner raped by a Latino, right?
> Thought he looked like a painting of an angel, ready to descend to the cold, unforgiving concrete below
His thoughts of an angel are quickly dashed because our suicide attemptee promptly turns his rage on him.
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> He had never forgotten Jayce thrashing his gaze onto him, looking so fucking angry
> The unmistakable rage make him shrink
> Physically and mentally prepares himself to be abused thanks to a previously abusive relationship
In-fucking-credible how nearly every trans Viktor fic has him being abused, raped, and mentally tortured by a brown man. Is there something you want to tell the class, Ms. Slut?
> He'd never felt so wanted before
You know what they say about BPD whores: they love danger, and they'll happily devour all that rage provided they get their socks off.
> The man that would show up with flowers and baked goods to make up for his 'boil over' event, which was often
Yeah, no. Men who do that are simply looking for an easy out after their abuse. If they aren't on medication or seeking therapy, they simply need to be put down like the dogs that they are. They are a danger to society.
> He'd yell, throw things, and a handful of times he'd bashed his own fist into his head
Completely normal behaviour. Now, is he throwing/destroying your things, or his own?
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> Never struck Viktor
> Still throws things and grumbles in rage whenever Viktor corrects him
> Insults him with words that 'carves into his bones' into retaliation
> The pooner has to calm the male down with sex
Incredible. The FTM has to walk on glass and use their vagina to soothe the BPD brown man because he is physically and mentally unable to control himself. Art truly imitates life.

Now, this incident with Mel is supposed to make the reader hate her because, for once, Jayce isn't cheater on her for Viktor, but is cheating on Viktor for her. Allegedly, of course. We have to still slut shame the black woman for the crime of existence in a fujo's favourite ship. No niggers in my slash, slut.
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> Why would he delete his text thread with Mel?
He needs some of that black sugar because that white sugar ain't enough.
> He spends 15 extra minutes in the bathroom curling his eyelashes, applying concealer
Very masc, trying to appear more feminine to a man who is exclusively attracted to vagina. Are you trying to say something, dear author? What could it possibly be?
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> He will never have a beautiful, unscarred, fully-abled body
"You Will Never Be a Man" black edition
> The bowing posture of her healthy spine accentuating her perky breasts
You are supposed to hate the token black woman because she is 'stealing' this crippled boi's man, and yet, she still ends up being the best character. She knows he's a BPD nightmare while our poor pooner doesn't. She's not getting the Rihanna treatment - he is.
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> He clamps his heart in a pathetic attempt to self-soothe, though he really wants to rip the fucking thing out
White person gets threatened by black person in their vicinity, tries to rip their own heart out and die, more on LipStick Alley.
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> His voice pitches up higher than he was expecting, testosterone shots be damned
LMAO. Even in rage they still sound like Mickey Mouse. The BPD Latino who throws wrenches and IKEA tables is undeterred, go fucking figure.
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Once again, you are supposed to hate Mel for daring to steal this man away from our Mickey Mouse Mum-Pum here because she's a dastardly Jezebel.
> His head shoots up so fast his neck cracks
I'm sure you wanted someone else's neck to crack, eh?
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> Gets accused of accusing his boyfriend of cheating on him with a black Jezebel
> Thinks painting his nails will make his boyfriend think he is more feminine and fuckable
> Gets gaslit into seeing a therapist because, even in their fantasies, trans men are never taken seriously by men
Who knew that their great opps were black women and fanfic? It's so fascinating reading into their inner lives.
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> Panicked tears slid down his cheeks. Jayce will think it's a stunt to make him feel bad
You don't say. Leave it to the True and Honest Man to break down crying because he cannot approach things in a logical manner. I know it's the BPD speaking, but come on. You mean to tell me you're not on any form of medication?
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> The veins in Jayce's neck are on full display
You sure he isn't turning into the Hulk?
> Viktor usually likes it when Jayce cages him in, the lack of options leading him to willingly submit
Something to be said here about trans men always being caged in by actual men who always frighten them and make their bodies cave inward...nothing to parse from that, I'm sure.
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> He wonders if Jayce even cares
If you're asking, the answer is clearly no.
> Do you think you could've gotten this far without me?
You heard it here, sluts: trans men don't get anywhere without actual men. They can't use their 'inner male' to uplift themselves in the patriarchy. They are beaten down and humbled by those penis-owners they desire so much. The only thing they are good for is fucking and getting pregnant.
> Viktor balls his hands into fists and wails them against Jayce's chest
> It does no damage
> Jayce views it as domestic violence and thinks Viktor needs to be punished
Holy gaslighting, Batman. How the fuck are you going to be harmed by someone who would lose a fight against a paper airplane?
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> Jayce's thick legs look incredible from the low angle. Viktor wishes Jayce would use them to kick him in the ribs
I love the fact he was absolutely terrified of him a moment ago and now wants him to kick his ribs in erotically.
> He howls, voice cracking pathetically
Literally all pooners can do is offer up their dried up pussies and cry. Seriously, I have never seen a group of people so adamant on being seen as the opposite sex cry this fucking much. Even other 'cis' women would tell you to suck it up and get on with it already. Cries never tame an abusive man; they only excite him.
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> The smell of honey and wet dog
??? Who smells like a wet dog here?
> would Jayce really cheat on him? Did he really have such little faith in his partner?
"Would he cheat on me with a dirty black bitch when I, the gangly trans men, am so much better?"
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> Fuck, Jayce is handsome
> He truly could have anyone, and for some reason he chose the gangly trans man
You were morbidly afraid of him and wanted him to kick in your ribs, but at least he's hot and you got picked, right? He picked the KFC chicken leg for consumption. You're totally better than the able-bodied black bitch you hate.
> Not to mention the fancy health insurance plan
You know this is based in America when:
> The sob that erupts from Viktor's throat is guttural and ugly
God, we're crying again?
> If it were a different night where Viktor hadn't acted like a violent psychopath
No one was hurt by your uwu tiny fists. If anything, you would've hurt yourself.
> I think my testosterone affects my mood
You don't say. It certainly hasn't turned you into a man.
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> Wiping away crocodile tears
So this is all for show to...do what, exactly? Tame a BPD nightmare?
> You re so beautiful, even when you're crying
He hasn't blown his nose once and there's snot everywhere.
> Is it bad that I want to fuck you right now?
Is it the misery, or the snot and tears that turns you on?
> Even if he wasn't in the mood when it started, it almost always ended up feeling good
That's still forced sex, bro.
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> Spreading his fingers and murmuring something about the way Viktor fits beneath his palm
He's just uwu so smol.
> His bottom lip is still trembling and there's no way Jayce is not tasting his snot and tears
He couldn't even get him a tissue. Gross.
> Pale throat
There's that nice white swan-neck!
> While predators take and take and take from him until satisfied
Oh? The trans man has to enter a subspace because they just keep getting raped over and over again? You don't say.
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> He's even starting to sound like Mel
White (wo)men always trying to steal stuff from black people SMH.
> Bursts into tears again
This and being a ragdoll seem to be his default settings. He doesn't do anything else but cry and get fucked.
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> He's definitely being too rough with his ministrations on purpose
> Hooks his fingers and slams them into his G-spot
Might as well call himself 'Hook' with those fingers.
> His back arches dramatically
Disability doesn't exist when you are getting fingered, clearly.
> His ragdoll limbs are manipulated just enough for Jayce to rip off his sweat and underwear
Ragdolls and sob stories, the two default states for FTMs. Hey, don't shoot the messenger when this is the shit you write.
> He feels his throat tightening again as he grinds his cunt along Jayce's cock like he'll die without it
Sounds like you already are.
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> Tries to seat himself on his heavy cock
He's just too big and it just can't fit, but he'll make it fit, yeah?
> God, you're such a fucking slut. You take me so well
The BPD vagina is something else, fr.
> You were a little bitch tonight
He wasn't even hurt with those butterfly hits. The punishment is just because Viktor dared defy him. You don't defy BPD nightmares like him, no sir. If you do, better hope yo bring a guy.
> A new wave of tears threatens to spill from his devastated eyes
How many times can this poor sack of shit cry?
> I can be good, I'll be good, wanna fuck myself
You make me want to stick a fork in a socket. It'll be more erotically exciting than this.
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> He can't stop crying
I'll say. It's getting very, VERY annoying.
> So fucking beautiful when you cry
You said that already.
> He wraps his hand around Viktor's throat and squeezes, using the grip to guide Viktor up and down his cock
He's so smol he can grab him and move him like a wine cork. He's just so big with nice, masculine muscles and our little Mickey Mouse here has to sit there and go for a ride.
> Tracing the scars under Viktor's pecs and circling his nipples
I'm surprised he still has sensation. Most FTMs don't because the zippertit surgery involves nuking their nerves.
> Distantly, Viktor remembers acting like a deranged animal, a childish and spoiled brat
You were crying so much snot was running out of your nose because you thought your beloved BPD boyfriend was cheating on you with a coon, so you decided to 'punch' him in the chest with hits he didn't feel. You are supposed to feel bad for this person, btw.
> Holds on for dear fucking life and comes so hard liquid gushes all over Jayce's lap
Ah, there's the GTA firetruck.
> Viktor forgets how to breathe
Yeah, because Jayce is still choking you. Did we forget about that in exchange for him 'splitting you in half', like an over microwaved hotdog?
> It seems to go on forever
He clearly must not be on SSRIs or mood stabilizers because he's got those bucketloads of horse cum going on.
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> He smells like home
That apparently includes wet dog.
> Since Jayce loves the way his fingers touch when he wraps his hands around Viktor's waist
Here we go with this fucking line: 'His waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle'. FUCK OFF
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"Yeah I got the George Floyd treatment but he loves me more than that fucking black bitch! I love my job and my BPD boyfriend. No I don't have friends or family and I'm isolated except for him but it's LOVE, dammit! Who cares if my voice goes back to factory settings when I'm upset? I'm a MAN, dammit!"

Hope you enjoyed the first installment, sluts. The second chapter will be even better.

Lady Masemar the Impaler has come out with Chapter 10 of their breathtaking romance. It has been upped from 17 chapters to 18, with the new installment being 14k words. Buckle up, dear reader, and bring a fan - this spice is about to make your block feel like summer. Lines for this fic include:
- He looked down at his beautiful pussy, glistening with pure arousal, the dark hair damp against the pink lips, and felt his mouth water.
- A blush spread from his neck to his ears. He’d never imagined he’d end up exposing his body like this, his pussy open and soggy
In the last chapter, our debonair gentleman invited our scorned King-in-Waiting to arrive at a pub on the outskirts so they can clear up everything and lay out plans for the future. This chapter begins with Ekko escorting Viktor to said pub after he bribed the stable hand with coins and took a coach carriage and two horses. Ekko spends an hour whistling, remarking that if Viktor put a good word in to Silco that'd be great - and he needs that word in order to marry Powder. Viktor mentally remarks he's not sure himself if he's in his father's favour; indeed, that magical pen of his hasn't been found for a few chapters.
Despite this being an incognito mission, Viktor still wears the colours of his people - a green scarf - and steps out to the pub. It's on the 'last civilized district' of Piltover, and rather run down with what appears to be a leaky roof. He gives Ekko the money to stable the horses - bills, now, not coins as before, because we're consistent like that - and enters the tavern. He sees the love of his life near the back, next to a stone staircase covered with 'straw and cloth that mimicked tiles', and one has to wonder why you are decorating stone with cheap carpet unless you want people to fall down it like it's a slip'n'slide. The place looks more like a brothel than something out of Piltover, where people wash the floor with rags and the place smells so greasy it has to be covered up with chamomile hanging from the ceiling.

Jayce looks rough for wear: he spent the whole night riding and has nothing but his brown coat open and his arms on the table, forgoing etiquette and showing himself as One of the Guys. Viktor notices the promise ring on his finger and thinks, sourly, that he 'didn't agree to marry (me) either'. A 'busty server' comes over to place a bouquet of chamomile and rosemary between them and gives them a menu written in a 'cursive, uneven hand'. Jayce says he's not interested in drinking, to which the server replies that if he doesn't order anything, he either has to leave or attend the second floor where sexual services are offered (it's not explicitly stated, but you can deduce that that's exactly what it is). Viktor orders a raspberry mead and asks Jayce if it goes well with the grog he's drinking. Jayce asks how he knows he's drinking grog, and Viktor replies that the 'smell of lemon and rum' gave him away. Jayce jokingly remarks that Viktor is an expert on alcohol, to which Viktor clarifies that he somewhat is: Vander, before he was crowned monarch, ran a distillery business and had him taste the wines he was making. He gave Vi and Powder grape juice, but he was allowed to drink at 11-12 years old. This gave him a taste for alcoholic flavours and the refined tongue he's known for.

While Jayce says that Silco is a 'man...a tough man' which made me go 'no shit', but not before I thought the author was talking about Vander. In any case, he hasn't answered his letters in a while (so much for that magic pen that can be used at any time, on any piece of paper) and Viktor describes his youth a little. He was idealistic when young, before hardening with age, becoming more hostile after the war. He says that Silco will 'kill him' for what he's gotten the kingdom into. I am in agreement with that; does anyone remember the hemlock vial he had on his person that Bolbok gave him? Yeah, that disappeared out of nowhere.

Before Viktor can grumble about the trouble he's in further, Jayce produces the letter Lest gave him that will exonerate Viktor. It outlines the Frowning Friends' and General Medarda's plans which predictably include annexation and a false flag to start a war (the last part isn't explicitly written either, but that is directly implied. Remind you of anything?). Viktor feels stupid, as he should, for not noticing he was surrounded by vultures and murderers. It wasn't like they were being subtle about it; Salo, Hoskel, and Bolbok are never secretive about what they do. And would you look at that - the poison vial I mentioned that was seemingly forgotten is now mentioned! They wanted to frame the Zaunites as the main ingredient for the poison doesn't grow in Piltover but in Zaun (it was actually Noxus, but better to frame a rival kingdom than a foreign one) and their arrival was kept secret for months until the King was sick enough for them to spring their trap. Epic, right?

As it turns out, Heimerdinger has sons and it took until Chapter 10 to bring them up. They're ambassadors and have no clue what is happening to their father because they don't have spies or loyalists in their court, or anything. The Frowning Friends want to assassinate everyone so they can become regents, including Cassandra who is next in line for the throne. Of course, one wonders why Viktor wasn't simply taken to jail for accusations of regicide or attempted assassination, when the entire plot of Chapter 8 was how he allegedly poisoned the king. Glad we forgot that important element. We are also forgetting that the Kings sons would have to be called back to court - and they somehow haven't despite their father's illness - and are not included in said assassination plot. It would take them three weeks to return to Piltover and we Do Not Have Time to warn them. You'd think this would've been brought up or mentioned in Chapter 5 or something.

Jayce proposes that they send them letters to warn them of the plot. Viktor objects, saying he doesn't have the authority to summon them, but Jayce insists he has ways of getting them to come over: by simply saying that Heimerdinger is dying. Yeah, OK. They still have the logistical problems of sending them speed-mail, so Jayce resorts to simple bribery. The son, Frederick, is an ambassador to Shurima, so they find a kid who's willing to mail it out quicker. He of course says that such a distance requires more money, so Jayce gives him more money. He apparently is one of the 'richest men in Piltover', which is a far cry from was said in Chapter 7 and how he was of a lesser house. Viktor then gives up his scarf, which is made of lotus silk, one of the most expensive fabrics in the world. The kid is happy with the gift and Jayce doesn't have to sell his horse.

When the server returns, her neckline is even lower, showing more of her tits. She gives Jayce an envelop with a key to the fifth room upstairs. This is where the smut - the actual, proper smut - must start. Before we get to that, Viktor asks him if he comes here often. He replies that he does, because he gets illicit material here without question. We also find out, and get, our Oh. Oh moment because 'raspberry mead' is code for wanting a room to fuck, and Viktor didn't pay enough attention to notice that detail. Viktor asks Jayce how he possibly knows that detail, and he raises his hands innocently. Of course, he's not into those women. Viktor then asks if he does know the upper floors, to which he replies that if he did, he would do it only with him. He lays it on thicker by asking if Viktor prefers 'elegant rooms in other people's houses', and for once, Viktor doesn't blush like a virgin maiden. He says they didn't come here to talk about housing preferences.

They do not, in fact, talk about housing preferences; they talk about their interrupted sex session at the Kiramman ball last chapter. Jayce says that he meant everything he said and did, and that he would do it all over again (insert cs188 meme here). Viktor replies that the decision made everyone angry and that Ambessa could go back to Noxus telling them that Piltover has broken the deal and will simply invade Zaun anyways. Jayce, thinking of love as always, asks 'what if I wasn't a Viscount?' and offers to rescind his title. Viktor briefly objects before Jayce kisses him, but not before noticing someone in a fur-trimmed cloak 'writing furiously'. The reader is meant to conclude that this is Lady Masemar. We find out the raspberry meat is actually good.

Jayce then offers the idea that they could run away and start a new life together, new identities and all, and Viktor looks at him with moist eyes and says neither of them could do that. For Jayce, that's social shame; for him, Zaun would burn, and neither can live with that kind of guilt. Jayce then tells Viktor about Mel: she discovered him when she was an ambassador, took credit for his automated tools that revolutionized an industry without a single damn mention of it in the entire fic, and that she used him for his genius. Typical. She also used him to redeem herself in the eyes of Noxus and her mother, and was welcomed back into their arms even when Noxus values feats of martial prowess more - and that is on top of Mel never doing that as she was exiled for a reason (she was literally too kind for Noxians). Jayce tells him he never loved her and that the marriage proposal was all Lady Masemar's doing, and decides to go ahead with his own proposal to Viktor. His Taylor Swift song has come true.

Before anything else happens, the boy who offered to send their letter says they have mail from an anonymous writer - the hooded fur-trimmed cloak wearer in the tavern. It's from Lady Masemar, and she tells them this:
Simply because you have both, without knowing it, gave me reason to do so.

There was a time when I knew of a love that blossomed in life, but was cruelly torn away, as if it were a weed. I saw the mourning, I saw the pain, and I saw death lying beside the bed, walking side by side with the person who survived.

I have been benevolent until now, for without your realizing it, I have watched you more closely and know more about both of you than what you think. However, time is running out for you, as is the full fury of Noxus and the pressure from Piltover. My intention is not to save you, for only you can do that, but to tell you this: if your love is as strong as you feel it to be, then move forward. I will try to postpone the royal council meeting until noon. That is all I can do for you; my hands are tied.
This really does give confirmation that it's Shoola. I'll be damned if it's Cassandra because white-and-blue are her colours.
I suggest that if you have the evidence needed to prevent a war, do not shout it from the rooftops. I have heard enough. I know what could happen if someone else, (someone with less decorum than I), were to speak of this. I am also aware of your personal affairs…

You have until tomorrow, before the sun sets and the Princes of Zaun depart, to resolve this.

For if they discover you without any announcements or sealed alliances… Then it will not be a romantic tale. It will be a tragedy.

And if that happens, I will write it.
Oh, excellent. You'd think our little Gossip Girl here would've said something to Heimerdinger's sons, but noooo. We have automated tools and a printing press but not some kind of organized postal service. Even the US colonies had them!

Jayce remarks that no wonder people are afraid of Lady Masemar, she 'holds all the power', and has been feeding logs into this fire waiting for an inferno. When Jayce looks up, the fur-trimmed cloak wearer is gone, spawning elsewhere. Jayce then tells Viktor that what he feels for him isn't going to go away, and he's going to find a foolproof plan to clear his name. The situation in the tavern changes: more men are leaving, more women are coming in, and Viktor feels as if he's being spied on. He tells Jayce they should go somewhere else. Luckily, they have a room, and that is where they go.

They make their way to their room. It's located down a long hallway with a staircase at the end leading to another floor. Viktor worries that if he keeps staying worried he'll get a nosebleed. They open their room and find it's small, but cover, with a motif of muted reds and coppers with a dimly lit fireplace. It also has a table with two chairs and a lit candle on top. A storm rages outside, perfect for covering up their raunchy moans. The bed is in the centre of the room, big enough for the both of them and the Hispanic Hog that's about to be whipped out.

Despite the fireplace being dimly lit, Jayce asks Viktor if he's cold and offers to light it, suggesting it was never alight at all. Logic. Viktor, feeling the pain on his leg, sits down on the bed and thinks about their plan. They have to present their evidence to the council but aren't sure what to present; Viktor suggests that they try and compare the poisons because they are going to have to make more of it to kill the King. Jayce is puzzled, asking him if they should watch the King be killed, but Viktor says so. They'll bring in another physician and compare his health before after the Royal Physician, Eustace, comes in. If this sounds stupid, it is: they actually do plan on having the King be mildly poisoned so they can show that Bolbok is the one doing it without implicating themselves. Yes, it took them this fucking long to do this.

When Jayce looks at Viktor, he can see the fire burning in his eyes because they are both burning with desire. They are too busy thinking about sex when discussing how to save a Prince from accusations of assassination. They suggest Cait's father, Tobias, as he is a physician, when they could have asked him days ago when Viktor was lying low after those accusations were lodged against him. In any case, Powder also has letters that she got when she bribed Salo's maid that shows their dastardly plan in detail as if they need any concrete proof that they have a giant sign saying 'HEY I'M A KINGSLAYER' above their heads. They need to also connect Ambessa to the plot, and now we get Viktor feeling 'bad' for her because she's a martyr and not a pawn. He can relate as he was also a pawn in his father's game. Look how well that turned out, eh?

Jayce suggests that he could also get Mel to confess as her words would hold a lot of weight. If not, they will still use the letter. But Viktor trusts her word all of a sudden because she is no longer a threat to him. Why? Because these two are about to get down'n'dirty, that's why.

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> Someone took the letters you sent me, and the carnation
> There's no way they can misuse them
There was an entire subplot of Lady Masemar's words being manipulated so you could have accusations of Kingslaying levied against you. They absolutely can be twisted.
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> What I feel for you is too much to put into words
Instead, you'll get a lot of 'wet' descriptions. Think I'm joking? You just wait.
> I just wanted you to know I meant it. Every word.
You said that already.
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> Tracing the veins pulsing beneath his pale skin with his thumbs
Ah, who doesn't love their Victorian sickly boy getting dicked down by a muscular, bronzed hunk with a big dick?
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> Since being defiled could be dishonorable for both of them
What, are they going to check if Viktor, a king, has his hymen intact? I thought that was something done only to women 🤔
> I've been thinking about this moment ever since the Ball of Salo. Ever since you pushed me against that wall and pressed yourself against me
Oh yeah, that scene. Hoskel, even while blasted drunk, still recognized you because you're the only one with a brace and cane. Good job dispelling those rumours, genius.
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> He felt alive in a way that only Jayce could make him feel
10 inches of dick will do that.
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> Each button that came undone revealed more pale skin. When he finished unbuttoning it, he noticed fine, precise lines under his pectorals
This poor man thought he was getting an actual man, but got a vagina owner instead. Luckily, in this world were trans men are kings and used as babymakers, transphobia doesn't come to the forefront of his mind. Instead, his desire 'was stronger than any question', because he doesn't need all that additional prep for anal sex.
> The sensitive areola
This universe does not have electricity, antibiotics or anesthesia in hospitals, but they have magic pens and gems that can change your sex as well as elaborate gender-affirming surgery. Logic. At this rate, you would expect them to have nuclear power plants and flying cars.
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> Only the fabric showing the shape of swollen lips, with a visible wet patch spreading between his thighs
Nothing undoes a hung man like a nice cameltoe.
> A sweet, musky blend that intoxicated him
Pooner pussies never smell bad in these AUs, because testosterone doesn't do that. When you have magic rocks that can give you gender affirming surgery, why bother?
> His eyes widening with a mixture of desperate desire and raw fear
If you're wondering if he's scared of telling him that he's a virgin, that is not the case. Turns out, he can't have vaginal sex yet because of that magic crystal they were working with in Chapter 6-7.
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> His plan had been to marry, to be king, and for one of his nephews to be his successor
He can't pick Vi because she's a lesbian. She's not into men. If the rules of succession just go to whoever appoints them vs blood ties, what's stopping someone else from overthrowing you?
> I used it to change myself, which is why I can't be near the core we designed, and it is the reason it made me be me
The aethernox is said to have changed his sex somewhat, though to what extent, the author does not explain. Was it meant to give him a penis? Was it meant to change his organs to that of the male sex? Did it give him a shallow vagina as it began its transformation into said penis? If you are going to introduce something that can make sex-changes possible, why not lean into that? This would make the change so much more believable.
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Again, what did the aethernox change? What internal organs were changed? You can't leave me hanging like that when he has a completely functional vagina.
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> His folds were swollen, pink, and glistening with moisture. His clit peeked out, small but erect, between the folds like a wet pearl
> Feeling it grow wet beneath his touch
> Slipper and hot. He was soaking wet
> Slippery and hot
Hey did you know he's slippery and hot?
> Every little movement produced a soft, obscene, wet sound
> Parting the soaked inner lips
> It was so wet that his finger slid easily over the sensitive skin, gathering more moisture
Hey, did you know that he's wet? Soaking wet? Well here's another reminder:
> You're soaking wet...So wet for me...do you feel what you're doing to me?
Yes, you've told us he's wet like six times.

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> I like it when you circle it like that
> Direct, firm strokes over the clit, then circles again
Hey can you tell he's circling it?
> His fingers are completely coated in Viktor's arousal, glistening in the dim candlelight
Hey, can you tell that he's wet?
> I love how you get wetter every time I touch you...do you like it when I do this?
You've described him as wet almost a dozen times now in just a few paragraphs.
> He looked down at his beautiful pussy, glistening with pure arousal, the dark hair damp against the pink lips
> I want to stick my tongue inside you and drink everything you give me
> His pussy open and soggy
This is a real fucking line. We had 'his pussy drooled like a dog' and now it's 'open and soggy'. Thanks, I am now using that.
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> Fully exposing his engorged pussy, glistening with moisture
You've written 'glistening' three times now. We know his pussy is 'soggy'.
> it tasted salty and sweet, and erotically perfect blend
I'm surprised you can taste it with something that has the consistency of a soggy sponge.
> He sucked on the swollen pearl with soft lips
> The sound was wet and slippery, each lick accompanied by a soft 'slurp'
Is he sucking a clit or a Jolly Rancher?
> Do you see how I'm licking you?
Yes, and you're doing it to a soggy pussy.
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> Drinking in the wetness that kept flowing
At this rate, he could summon the wrath of Hurricane Katrina.
> Curving it in search of that sensitive spot he knew would drive Viktor wild
Funny how he knows where to look for the G-spot in females, not males.
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> Now sucking it with rhythmic force
Me when I get the Ring Pop I want
> The mixture of pain and growing pleasure
Ah, this cliché.
> A brutal orgasm made him arch his back like a bow stretched to its limit
Back problems don't exist when you come like a GTA firetruck. Look at that mess: that soggy pussy ruined the sheets!
> Hot, slippery wetness
You've said that three times already.
> He felt completely seen and loved for the first time in his life
Pretty sure the entire floor plan felt seen by that waterfall that came out of your soggy pussy.
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> He had released so much, he had cum on Jayce's face, the sheet, his own thighs, everything with that hot torrent he couldn't contain
Get used to this because that soggy snatch is going to be unleashed more than once.
> Licking his lips as if he'd just tasted the finest nectar in the world
You could've killed an ant colony with that torrent. 'Ants' but with Hurricane Katrina.
> You're so fucking beautiful
You said that three times already.
> The cock sprang upwards with an almost aggressive movement, heavy, thick, veined with prominent veins that pulsed visibly beneath the smooth skin
His dick veins act like a lava lamp, gotcha.
> It was longer than Viktor had imagined in his most secret fantasies. It was intimidating and beautiful
These Victorian smutty bodice rippers do not work without the rake having a big dick. Those are the rules.
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> He felt the radiating heat, the steel-hardness beneath the velvet
> He closed his fingers around the length of it, which was thick as well as long. The sensation was overwhelming, hot throbbing, alive
We know. Everyone's genitalia is hot and throbbing like they've been through a nuclear reactor.
> Pre-cum was flowing nonstop now, coating Viktor's fingers, dripping onto his wrist
Guess both of their hands are getting pruned, eh?
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> Watching how the urethra opened slightly with each contraction
I like how he has magnifying vision and he can just see it doing that, lmao.
> Sliding between them with a wet, sticky sound
Well, yeah. It's a soggy pussy.
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> There, where his thick cock disappeared inside Viktor, was a glistening thread of fresh, bright red blood
> The physical proof that Viktor was giving himself completely to him
We are going with the 'hymen = virginity' thing, eh? Not to mention that there shouldn't be any blood with the amount of liquid that just came out of him. That soggy pussy squirted enough liquid to drown Louisiana. That is the exact opposite of going in dry. Remember that line about the aethernox changing him? Yeah, guess we forgot about that in favour of this hymen fetish. We have zippertit surgeries but we have not moved past this myth.
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> Buried to the hilt
> Sunk back in to the hilt
Can you tell he's in to the hilt?
> Allowing Jayce to be so deep that the base of his cock pressed directly against his swollen clit
Look at this homosexual sex. Isn't it just so queer?
> Just enough for Viktor to feel every vein, every contour, sliding in and out of his inner walls
I can see why he still has his foreskin. Imagine nicking one of those steroid veins while giving him a circumcision. If you thought that vaginal squirt was intense, just imagine the Kool-Aid man coming out of a cock.
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> You're so wet...so tight
We know.
> Each stroke sent their pelvises crashing together with a wet, rhythmic sound
All I can hear is someone throwing water balloons at a wall.
> I want to feel you come inside me
??? You're the one INSIDE him. He cannot come inside you because he doesn't have an outie!
> Hot stream of wetness gushed out of him, soaking their joined thighs, the base of Jayce's member, the sheets beneath
Again? Those girls better be paid extra for the sheets, mattress and down he just ruined.
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> Hot and thick spurts filled Viktor, one after another, pulsing against his still-contracting walls
> His cock continued to throb, emptying itself completely into that tight, hot interior
> Felt the heat of his semen filling him
Hey did you know he was filling him with semen?
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> If you'll marry me, you'll be my king consort
Yes, and...? He's also now one of the richest men in Piltover. You are still uniting the two kingdoms and you are capable of reproduction. What's the big deal?
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Yes, they just NOW remembered Ekko after all that fucking and squirting. Way to leave a nigga hanging!
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Would you look at that. Our noble Latino is going to fight a black woman for some white snatch. Someone get a voodoo priest and summon Jesse Jackson, we've got a race war on our hands!

In all seriousness, the author says the chapters will be more explicit from now on. If they are going to be anything like this one, they are not going to be taken seriously. I've read a lot of smut, but the minute I read 'soggy pussy', I could not stop laughing. You do not want people to do that. It's meant to be a steamy scene, not something you should compare to a wet sponge. What an insane thing to write.

You have heard of the moral crusade against AI. Occasionally, I will see people admit in the tags that they used AI to write their work. One would think social shame and making them a pariah would follow, but no. We don't tolerate witch hunts here.
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The zoomed in screenshot:
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"If we tell them it's AI they will just not tag it and it'll get worse, not better" > Implying they don't already do that
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This is true. Twitter thinks em dashes are a sign of AI, while the people complaining about them are low IQ or sound like AI bots themselves.
 
'Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls' becomes a train when an artist finds his Rose on a Snowpiercer train ride across a continent. Find your 'table mate' with a side dish of PIV, the truest homosexual sex. Lines for this fic include:
- With the cock fucking him firmly, he is sure to shape his cunt after his thickness
- I will kiss you awake every morning. From your lips and down to your navel and to your sweet cunt. I want it to myself
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> It is a long way from Demacia to Piltover
'Long way' is an understatement. It's a whole continent away. Map below for reference.
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> Put science to use in his research
...research IS a form of science. It's how you conduct it in the first place. What a dumb thing to write.
> Although the duration of four days to venture home, he's declared the time a sense of holiday
This is beta-read and yet this reads like broken English. For one, it'll take a lot longer than four days to get from Demacia to Piltover. Second, 'he's declared it a sort of holiday' works just fine.
> While working with scientists and researchers in the search for ways to harness magic
Demacia hates magic. No, really: they launched an entire Holy War against mages.
> He didn't mind the quiet. Though the chatter was fine
Which is it?
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> Though none of them invites him into their conversation
They aren't required to?
> Ffeels
This was beta-read.
> Pastel pink sky behind the mountain range
> Evolves to tall mountains
You already wrote that the train is going through a mountain range.
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> They almost dance whenever Viktor speaks
His moles are doing the macarena, a direct appeal to Jayce's ethnic side.
> His slender fingers that hold delicately around the cutlery
This makes it seem as if he was just casually holding a fork while walking around. I get silver is worth a lot these days but come on.
> The time it's a month in one of Demacia's mountain sanitoriums. The fresh air is said to be healing
And he would be correct, because that was the treatment given to TB sufferers. I know you love your poor Victorian white boy, but don't shame the concept of fresh mountain air.
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> His head is full of chimes
I bet you could play 'Men Down Under' in his brain.
> Jayce's body like a baby at a mother's chest
She clearly meant to connect this with the prior sentence, but her beta didn't catch that.
> To have known one a day and already be so deeply in love - he hadn't ever imagined
To quote Mary Tudor as played by Sarah Bolger: 'I couldn't tell.' There wasn't any chemistry between them. There was more focus on his moles and the fork in his hand.
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> Returns his gaze to the sketch of the perky nipples
Oh, we got an NSFW artist on our hands, eh?
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> Although it is clear to the naked eye that Jayce is a larger man
We gotta make sure that sexual dimorphism plays into this pseudo-yaoi. The white one is always smaller and daintier while the brown one is bigger. Them's the rules.
> His pale skin with the slightest pink grooves from something bound on his upper chest
> A blush forms on his pale, pearly skin
Hey did you know our boy is WHITE? That he has PEARLY, PALE skin? With PINK nipples? Look at that ALABASTER skin tone, it's just so perfect. WHTE skin is the best.
> Burning into a soft hip and plump cheeks
...What plump cheeks?
> The pink grooves he saw before extend to the front, where two small breasts rest with perky nipples
Of course, none of the downsides of binding are ever considered: the fungal infections, the acne, the angry red grooves, and the gradually necrotizing nipples as blood flow is being restricted. Everything is hunky dory and squirt is going to go everywhere. What's not to love?
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> Hiding his bush of curls
There're the Tarzan pubes we know and love!
> Hiding the bush from Jayce's sight
You wrote that already.
> Drily
Drily means 'in a laconic manner', and 'laconic' means 'of a few words'. She means 'dryly'.
> His body, so pearly white, almost glows
This is the third time you've written this person as white. Keep going, we might right 1488 status.
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> The fabric he'd bound around his chest left a mark of its presence
You don't say. He's not doing it for breast support; he's doing it to crush them and wither them away. The smell would be the first thing that would hit you.
> The crease at his narrow waist
Let me guess: it's so small his thumbs meet in the middle.
> That soft bush of curls between his legs
This is the third time you've spoken about his bush.
> Viktor, a stranger he met yesterday, is suggesting...what? an affair?
Neither of you are married and things like this happen all the time. Just lean into it, bro.
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> His bush slowly soaking at his words, leaving stains on his bedding
You'd think it would absorb it like a mop.
> I don't want to say the wrong thing
Of course not. We can't be a heckin' bigot. Eat the pussy, you 100% gay man, you!
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> Rubbing his nose between the puffy waiting folds
> Puffy wet lips
Hey, did you know his labia is PUFFY and WET?
> Hungry like a starved man
Cliche.
> Hums and moans fill the room like a church choir singing to the saints above
At least it isn't A minor 😉
> Clear liquid gushes from Viktor as Jayce works him open with his tongue
You ready for that octopus squirt?
> Your tongue - is heaven -
Don't let God let you hear that. You might flood the area.
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> Lower body lifts and grinds against his hungry mouth
Disability doesn't exist when you squirt enough to levitate.
> His jaw glistens with Viktor's slick
A new kind of aftershave ready to hit the shelves near you.
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> You're handsome and beautiful. You're like a sunrise and the sunset
Nothing like pulling out the Taylor Swift songwriting trick to try and convince a chopped chicken breast that they're like Eva Green.
> Viktor was so beguiling and charming
I couldn't tell. His most notable feature is that he was walking around with cutlery.
> A long drip of precome hangs from Jayce's engorged cock. Heavy and teary-eyed Viktor cannot take his eyes of it
> Will it fit
'It won't fit' 'I'll make it fit' ahh shit.
> A thick vein pulses as he speaks
It's like the Hanar from Mass Effect and how they glow every time they speak. Do you think it glows in the dark?
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> Tongues cross borders and battle for dominance
Not the 'battle for dominance' cliché!
> His cunt gushes
It has done that three times already.
> Wet and squelching he grew closer to the edge
Make that four. At this rate you'll damage the wooden finish.
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> Jayce keeps forcing him to gush and squelch around his fingers
> More and more gushing around his hand
Hey, did you know he's GUSHING and SQUELCHING and SOAKING the sheets?
> A thumb brushes the underlying breast of Viktor's
*His underlying breast
> He is tender, probably the most tender he's ever been with another man
Funny how, out of all the 'men' you've probably had sex with, you are only experienced with fucking vagina. You know how to perform oral sex on a vagina, you know where the clitoris is, and you are exclusively attracted to vagina, but do go on about how great you are with sex with men. Let's see how you react with a tongue near your ass.
> They've always been soft and small
Why bind them, then?
> He moans as the tender nipples press into Jayce's mouth
They probably don't taste like honey and pearls.
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> Tender appendage
Yes, this is what we are calling a belly-bulger cock: a 'tender' appendage with a throbbing vein that will probably spray as much as that pussy if you nick it with a sewing needle.
> He does a few experimental plaps on Viktor's clit
He really is trying out 'Men Down Under', eh?
> Made Viktor write
This is beta-read. She meant 'writhe'.
> He knows he is a slim man, but there's something so thrilling that he can feel his stomach bulge from his cock
He's just uwu so smol. Nevermind the bony hips, ass, and thin lips - he's filling out an angel with that tender appendage.
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> With the cock fucking him firmly, Jayce is sure to shape his cunt after his thickness
This is a real line.
> Stretch Viktor to perfection
> Even though I've stretched you out, you still pull me in. You're so tight
Which one is it? Is he stretched out that you can shove a THAAD battery in there, or is he just so perfectly tight he's sucking you in like a Dyson?
> The bulge in his gut appearing and disappearing
They are talking way too much for a belly bulge fic.
> A gush leaves him, wetting the bed
This is the third or fourth time he's done this.
> A wide muscle licks him strong from rear to front as he comes from Jayce's face
He pulled out and bent down to lick that pussy that fast? Wow.
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> A puddle in his limps
*Limbs. The 'b' is far away from the 'p'. This is beta-read.
> If only he could get further in, despite already kissing his cervix
Have you tried anal?
> Try to shoot the last spent (spend) inside of Viktor
He already finished.
> He can feel the spent cunt throb with attention
Then it isn't spent, is it?
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> Pale skin make his own cock twitch
> Does his skin light up like a pearl, o will his skin look like porcelain or marble?
Hey did you know he has WHITE, PEARLY skin? That it looks like MARBLE? That it's sheer WHITE and beautiful and perfect and BLINDINGLY WHITE?
> His small mounts
*Mounds
> Your eyes are beguiling
You've said that three times.
> Your lips as so kissable it is a shame they are left unkissed so often
They are so thin they couldn't even hold a Macbook Air.
> I will kiss you awake every morning. From your lips and down to your navel and to your sweet cunt. I want it to myself
This is a real line.
> His hands climb to Viktor's narrow waist. A waist his fingers can fit around and touch
I fucking knew it. GET ANOTHER GODDAMN LINE. Every other fic has this stupid-ass line. We get it: he's just so uwu smol his waist is like a wine bottle's neck! So thin you could wring him out like a dish rag! He's sooooooooooo smol!

I guess that BEAUTIFUL, WHITE SKIN has aphrodisiac properties because this man's cock is twitching again.
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> Cum in me. Prove you're mine
He already did. He's apparently releasing the last of his cum like it's the strategic oil reserve. Gotta empty those balls somehow.
> The curve of his ass
What ass? What lips? There's a reason black women are calling him 'chopped chicken meat'. They're calling him a PALE, WHITE, PEARLY ethereal beauty and it's a literal Slavic skeleton who gushes so much he'd damage the wooden varnish.

Are you getting tired of GIGANTIC, TENDER APPENDAGES being shoved into TIGHT, PEARLY WHITE pussies with thick bushes? You're gonna be seeing a lot more. You'll become tender with men in no time.

BSwaves, now bruhthatsgay, goes back to her roots by writing rape dreams. The line for this fic is:
- Want more? Want me to fuck you harder? Put a baby in that pretty pussy?
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> He isn't even sure how long he's running
He literally can't run. He'd need ET's flying bike or the 'CJ Phone Home' cheat on his phone.
> Feral grin
We love it when our Latinos are animals. They really do not belong in civilized society.
> The man above him dwarfs him in muscles
Because our 5'0, Size 4 lil guy is uwu so smol and we need our alpha male to have the biggest muscles available.
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> Hard enough to make Viktor cry out in pain, feeling his skin break under the other's canines
Hope you got antibiotics for streptococcus ready.
> Fingers finding his swollen clit and pinching
Ouch.
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> Slapping the head of his cock against his dripping pussy
Wonder if you could smack a flying fish back into the water with it.
> Viktor feels split in half when Jayce has fully seated himself
He really is an unseasoned chicken kebab given all the times he's 'skewered', 'impaled', and 'split in half'. Inshallah, he needs more flavour.
> Can feel the tip hitting his cervix again and again
When aroused, the cervix can go back 8 inches. Maybe more if your physiology favours it. Here, we are just supposed to believe in that pooner pussy pocket dimension that can swallow 10-15 inches no problem.
> Pleasure, undeniable pleasure
Can you tell us whether it's pleasurable, again?
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> His cock stretching his cunt to its limits as he's pounded into harshly
I recall you saying he was being 'split in half'.
> Want more? Want me to fuck you harder? Put a baby in that pretty pussy?
This is a real line.
> He's practically bent at a 90 degree angle
Forget his disability; he can bent whichever way he wants thanks to that vaginal debuff. He can take more physical damage without any lasting effects!
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> Too lovely to do anything like the dream
You can go to LA at night, where the homeless camps are. I can't ensure the men there will be as hung as Mr. Macho MS13 over here, and they'll probably be high on meth or fent, but you can get your fun in until the cows come home. Maybe that vaginal debuff will work, maybe it won't, but you'll definitely need a park bench when they're done. You'll be bent 90 degrees the other way.

The Omegaverse alpha male CEO has been updated. I didn't do the earlier chapter, so this will include Chapters 9 & 10. The lines for this chapter include:
- Ready for a cock. Ready to be filled. Ready to take a knot.
- And still, that didn’t stop the scent of his cunt from filling his senses completely. It seeped into the air, clouded his thoughts, burned away every rational idea until only one instinct remained. He needed to be inside this omega. Immediately.
- Cause of death: head and dick exploded from sheer fucking arousal.
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You’re so fucking huge, alpha. The biggest I’ve ever taken. I love your fucking cock. I’m gonna make you come so good.
- His cock sliding back into that tight (though now slightly loosened), perfect pussy
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> He knew. It was Friday. It could only be him
Yeah, because it's his phone number?
> Viktor looked les like a real person and more like something out of a fairytale
Maybe a Dark Souls Hollow if you consider that a fairy tale.
> Infinitely beautiful, delicate Viktor
I swear to God, I am growing to despise that word. It's the only adjective she has for this uwu omega and nothing else. Does he have any other traits? No, he's delicate. Is he a good worker? Intelligent? No, he's just delicate compared to the big muscly alpha male CEO.
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> The embodiment of every fantasy he had ever had. His private obsession
Mind you, this obsession only started because he was an NLOG in a bar reading Stephen Hawking vs drinking beer like all those other bimbos. Him being a virgin also sealed the deal, because alpha males LOVE virgins.
> He took care of his appearance - training, grooming, barber appointments. He liked looking good
Ah, so this really IS your basic omegaverse hetslop: the big, muscly man goes to the spa to get waxed and the gym to get big while the dainty omega just goes to Sephora to get their new Lash Blast mascara. Any other stereotype you want to fit in there?
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> I like my men hairy
> Jayce growled. How dare he talk about other men
I love how this man snaps at a drop of a hat. Here he has this dainty omega come to his house late at night looking for comfort sex, and when the delicate, dainty omega says he likes his men hairy, he assumes he is talking about other men vs it being a preference.
> Jayce didn't think
He doesn't need to, he's a sexist alpha male CEO 'learning his lesson' by discovering what true love is and turns into a family man. I called this from Chapter 1. It's all coming true.
> More of the curve of Viktor's ass
What ass? It's nothing like Barbie's. Can we get more Barbie, please?
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> Viktor was very clearly into his tits
He seems fine with that, because his attention is focused on him. He makes one mention about liking hairy men and suddenly it's a competition. Notice he didn't get nearly as angry as to the reason why Viktor was upset: Stinky Dmitri calling him a loose THOT.
> One cheek in each hand. They fit perfectly. As if they had been made just for him
Assuming he has gigantic yaoi hands - and indeed, he does, if the prior size difference wasn't made clear - this means he has an ass that would put a BBL Lizzo to shame. It is obvious he does not have any junk in the trunk and he's just fumbling for any piece of white meat he can.
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> Do you want me? I mean, do you desire me?
Look at that, the Delicate Dainty Omega is having second thoughts about the alpha male CEO wanting him. He clearly doesn't know his siren wiles and how he can make this sexist alpha male pro-feminist with one simple trick.
> Fuck me like you mean it. I need you
Quite the confession after being told you have ugly stretch marks after shitting out a massive baby.
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> He didn't trust himself not to hurt him someday - to lose control, to become someone Viktor didn't deserve
That's quite the tell, isn't it? His own mother acknowledges he has anger issues and has a possessive problem. She hoped he wouldn't end up like his father and actually believes a child will 'tame' his issues rather than perpetuate them because of a dastardly thing called genetics. She's totally not racist guys - she just wants those white genes taming that Y-DNA.
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> Didn't want to show him the rest of his beautiful body
Such as? There's nothing in the front, nothing in the back; hell, we don't even get a DESCRIPTION of his physical state even when he's supposed to be healthier. We do know the pregnancy was awful for him and his physical health, so what happened after? He's supposed to be an office siren based on background info when the textual evidence proves otherwise.
> Performed a series of surprisingly complex maneuvers
Disability doesn't exist when you want hot alpha male sex.
> He remembered that Viktor had been gorgeous down there
> His skin was as pale as the rest of him, delicate and almost luminous
What did I say about overusing 'delicate'? And would you look at that, he's WHITE, he's got PALE skin that is LUMINOUS and could probably blind an AC-130. And he's got a SHAVED, WHITE PUSSY! What's not to like?
> Those lips were glistening with slick - so much slick
They really are slug people.
>Flushed a deep red from arousal
> Flushed an angry red
Looks like their genitalia turns into the Kool-Aid Man when aroused.
> Ready for a cock. Ready to be filled. Ready for a knot
This is a real line.
> Didn't stop the scent of his cunt from filling his senses
Has he considered selling the scent as a candle? If pussy juice can make an alpha male go wild, what will a bunch of them lit do? Cause a horde of alpha male firefighters to descend on the area?
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> Cause of death: head and dick exploded from sheer fucking arousal
This is a real line. I am thankful that ABO authors can write the dumbest fucking shit so I can show it to others for a good laugh. That's one silver lining to all this.
> I forgot how tight you are
Here I assumed delicate omegas turned into loose holes once they got pregnant. You mean to tell me they go back to factory settings once they meet a new alpha male?
> You're so fucking huge. The biggest I've ever taken
Me when I get a high kill count in Apex Legends
> I love your fucking cock. I'm gonna make you come so good
All this after Viktor was crying his eyes out because Stinky Dmitri told him Jayce wouldn't want a single mom with a loosened pussy. Alpha males don't like raising another man's kids, see. That's cuckoldry.
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> Viktor had every right to grow up, to become more confident, more shameless in bed
He wants a virgin who has the sexual knowledge of a porn star. Your basic manosphere moid, if you will.
> Every tight, velvet wall gripping his cock
He's got more security locks than the Hoover Dam, lmao.
> At one point, two of his fingers slipped between those cheeks, teasing the small puckered hole
Ah-ah-ah! Anal is not allowed in omegaverse when a vagina is available. We don't like non-traditional methods of sex!
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> You might have to be on top
> With pleasure
The dainty omega is reminded of his place, good sir!
> His cock sliding back into that tight (though now slightly loosened), perfect pussy
This is a real line. Viktor also gave birth and has stretchmarks, so no jokes about how permanently loosened it is from that. Only Jayce's cock, and not a baby, could stretch it out.
> You're so pretty
Here we go again with the Taylor Swift characterization.
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> You're the most beautiful, most breathtaking omega in the world
He's a solid 3/10. He needs more meat on those bones and seasoning. Shining like a searchlight only gets you so far.
> Jayce kissed and fucked him like an animal
Name a time when he hasn't.
> Finding Viktor's small, hard cock standing proudly between them
One is barely the size of his thumb. The other is the size of his forearm. Which one is prouder and a sign of male virility?
> Underneath Viktor's sweet omega scent and the thick smell of sex, there was another trace. Wood. Smoke
Stinky Dmitri smells like a forest fire, gotcha.
> He was not leaving the apartment smelling like someone else
And how does he do it? This:
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Yes, he releases his pheromones like he's a goddamn mushroom, making sure he smells like one of Fidel Castro's cigars.
> Gripping him so fiercely it almost cut off circulation
Imagine if it did that. Brought to heel by a dainty omega's Venus flytrap vagina. A story for the ages.
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> Still loosely holding his hard cock in one hand
No refractory periods, no need to eat or drink or replenish lost electrolytes...have you considered sending these superhumans to Mars, Elon Musk?
> Now he'd pulled his panties back on
Very masc.
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> It was slightly big on him, the sleeves a little long...and somehow he looked ridiculously good in it
He's drowning in clothing and looks like a child trying on an adult's hoodie but go on about how he's more gorgeous than prime Brigitte Bardot.
> I needed to blow off some steam. Needed good sex
> Doesn't like being reduced to his dick
Motherfucker, your entire ARC has been about you basing your sex appeal ON YOUR DICK. In fact, this author even wrote that alpha males PRIDE THEMSELVES on being good with their dicks. Don't be complaining about the shit in the toilet YOU shat in.
> Was this how all those omegas he'd slept with felt?
Man slut discovers women have feelings, news at 11.
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I told you he would get this 180 behavioural change from encountering his kid; that he'd get his 'male feminist' arc by meeting the 'one that got away'. I saw it from the get-go and lo and behold, it's turning out exactly how I thought it would.
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We know. That's his entire character: he's a sexist alpha male who uses vagina owners - and ONLY vagina owners - for sexual gratification. Lo and behold the one with intelligence rather than those dumb bimbos hold him accountable. You've all seen this before.

Decided to skip the following paragraph as it's just them agreeing to meet up on Monday. In the next scene, Jayce goes home to his mother where Benji is, and find that he's growing attached to him. He just can't figure out why this kid who only obeys Spanish commands and eats Spanish food is anything like him. Benji, whose secondary gender has not been declared yet, notices that Jayce smells 'like mommy'. Ximena, suspicious, asks if he's been 'seeing anyone lately', and he tries to pass it off as a regular omega brushing their scent onto him. Ximena calls him out because she recognizes that smell as an omega in preheat, and how he stayed with them rather than send them home. Luckily, Benji saves the day because he gives him a homemade birthday invitation. Overcome with those alpha male tears, he vows not to miss the kid's birthday party. He's not just eating that humble pie - he's choking on it.

We cut to the next scene where Jayce is getting touchy feely with Viktor in the lab, offering him a change of scenery next time they fuck. Viktor brushes him off, but accepts the offer, and before they can get down'n'dirty Mel interrupts.
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You can try to make Mel out to be the baddie but I can never hate her. She's been 100% right this entire time and is the ONLY one calling out Jayce's bad behaviour. We stan a feminist queen.
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> What if you knock him up?
According to the author's note, she actually knows Viktor has a kid. She is just keeping quiet to protect him because she knows Jayce is a slut.

Of course, the things that comes to Jayce's men is Viktor, barefoot in pregnant, dressed in a white tunic like he's an Aryan Slav queen running around in a wheat field, heavy and pregnant with his children. It all sounds so very ✨heterosexual.✨
> Full, milk-heavy breasts bouncing with every thrust, soft sounds falling from his lips as Jayce drove into him
Mind you, this is a man's view of what pregnancy is. When Viktor got pregnant, his health failed drastically and he wondered if he would ever be normal again. Yet Jayce, ever the alpha male, is too busy thinking about drinking from 'milk-heavy breasts' and pumping as many kids into them as possible.

Would you believe this chapter got over 80 comments? People love their queer hetslop.
Chapter 10 starts off on the right foot with lines like these:
- He was sexting his fuck buddy during his son’s fifth birthday party
- I’m begging you. Just let me. I need to taste your sweet pussy. I swear I’ll die if I don’t get that ambrosia on my tongue. It’s all I’ve been thinking about for days… the moment I’d finally have you to myself, when you’d let me savor that divine body of yours.
- had apparently decided it was the perfect moment to start sucking his cock like some shameless whore.
- sitting under a desk like some dirty secret. Just a pathetic little whore, desperate and completely drunk on your employee’s cunt?
- You like that? You like being… ohh… my slut? Cockwarming me? You could do this all day, couldn’t you? Instead of running that big company of yours, you should be right here between my legs, sucking my cock…

The main crux of this chapter is a couple sending each other nudes during the birthday party of a five-year-old. And some animal abuse because a kitten gets shoved in a box without any ventilation. Fun!
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Yes, he is doing this during his son's fifth birthday party. That's not fucking weird at all. You are supporting to be celebrating your child, not looking at dick pics, you sick fuck.
> Bread-baking workshop with the other pups
In omegaverse, human children are not called children, they are called 'pups', so confusion is sown when they are brought up with other animals. They are dog people, remember.
> Recommended an alpaca farm
I do hope it isn't the Tranch.
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> Games for the pups, showed them how to take care of the animals
Which one is which, again?
> The boy had announced he had smelled like Mr. Papi
Now, if these people were smart, Viktor would have known then that 'Mr. Papi' was Jayce. Why? In earlier chapters, we learn that Benji has no problem smelling alpha males, as he was the one who said Dmitri 'smelled bad'. The author later retcons this by saying he has no clue what alphas smell like.
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> Benji didn't have contact with alphas
That is a lie. He had contact with Dmitri, an alpha male, and said he was stinky. One would deduce that Mr. Papi is another alpha male because of the way he smells, but everyone is retarded so the big reveal of Jayce being 'Mr. Daddy' is going to be a huge Spanish telenovela incident rather than something Viktor would have figured out on his own.
> What Viktor was doing was foolish, irresponsible, and risky
You are sexting during your child's birthday party. You clearly don't care for the 'pup' that you say ruined your body.
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> He was gripping his hard cock in one hand, his tip slick with precum. He looked turned on
You don't say. The erection didn't give it away?
> He was jerking off in a public bathroom
Men, be sure to wash your hands after using a public restroom. You never know when an alpha male is rubbing it all over the counter just to send a nude selfie to their Aryan tradwife.
> Why don't we bake bread at home, Mommy?
Because white people don't season they yeast. Unless it's the downstairs kind, of course 😉
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> Don't you think he might not be as amazing as you think?
He's trying to teach him some gender equality, but our lil Benji knows better. Alpha males can do anything, while omegas are just aunties and mommies throwing birthday parties. Fun! And look, we have the 'child of a single mom playing matchmaker trope' on display!
> Jayce really was perfect - his face, his body, his cock
You can forgive his sexism and blasé attitude provided he has a big cock and fucks you good. That's why you're sending him dirty texts at your child's birthday party.
> Jayce wasn't an animal
He sure does act like one. He growls, huffs and puffs and sprays pheromones like dog piss to mark his territory, and his own mother says he has anger issues. He is 100% an animal and you are solely responsible for that interpretation.
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> He shouldn't want to fuck someone 24/7 just because they came inside him
It's that submissive and breedable omega biology. Your delicate body is screaming for babies because that is what it was made for. Obey your natural instincts and bleach that bloodline.
> So no pussy?
...YOU ARE AT YOUR CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU SICK FUCK
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They shoved the cat in a box without any opening. That kid is going to start crying at a dead kitten, not a live one.
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> Viktor is a single mom with fairly rigid working hours. A dog simply wasn't possible
You don't have a problem with Jayce. He's your 'dog-coded' character, right? All he's missing is the collar and the tail plug up his ass - if his alpha male attitude even allows that.
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Oh boy, I can't wait for the twist to come out and Jayce realizes that his entire life was a lie and he needs to change from his sexist, slutty ways to become a devoted father. No one could have seen that coming.
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> I'm begging you, just let me. I need to taste your sweet pussy. I swear I'll die if I don't get that ambrosia on my tongue
White pussy really DO hit different.
> devouring his pussy like he'd truly been starving for days
Well at least he's more enthusiastic than the McDonald's CEO eating his own food.
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> Decided it was the perfect moment to start sucking his cock like some shameless whore
It would be nice to know what nonexistent cock you're sucking, because that Jolly Rancher clit ain't a dick.
> Sitting under the desk like a dirty secret. Just a pathetic little whore, desperate and completely drunk on your employee's cunt?
This is a real line.
>You like that? You like being my slut? Cockwarming me? You should be right here between my legs, sucking my cock
He's acting as if he has a SWAT baton under there vs something that is barely bigger than an engagement ring, lmao
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> Like an animal
Hey, if the shoe fits.
> He know that look, that smile, would never mean what he sometimes - stupidly - imagined it might
Aww, is our 'no strings attached' delicate, dainty omega catching feelings? Is our sexist alpha male CEO finally learning his lesson and becoming sweet and attentive? No one could have predicted that, oh no. It's just sex; they aren't going to have three more children in their tradwife cottage by the stream as he poses like an Aryan woman in a wheat field.
> You could've found someone in Sacramento
Sacramento is 29% Latino and 20% Asian. He's not dipping into that multicultural pot; he likes his pussies WHITE and GLOWING and RED from arousal.
> His heart would probably crack a little if he ever found out Jayce couldn't survive a single weekend without burying his cock in some other omega
Your alpha male CEO is a slut. Instead of recognizing that he cannot, and will not, be a 'traditional' monogamous husband that you so desire, you think you can 'convert' him with your pussy. That's literally what this is: an 'I Can Fix Him' fic around a single mother trying to find her soul mate who is only valued for having a big dick.
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> That would be his own fault, for starting this arrangement in the first place
Correct. Now, look at Jayce's reaction at being told, directly to his face, about how he doesn't value monogamy. He's offended at the statement even when, in earlier chapters, he admits it's true because he 'cannot trust himself' to do the right thing and doesn't want to continue his father's abusive bloodline, animalistic tendencies and rage issues notwithstanding.
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He's worried about developing feelings and yet can't wait to get fucked by him in his large bed. Pick a struggle.
> A five-year-old who needs dinner and help practicing his handwriting
This is the same five-year-old whose mother spent said birthday party sexting and sending nudes to a man who wanted him to send a picture of his vagina while participating in said celebrations. I'm not letting that off the hook.
> He could already smell the change in his scent. An anxious alpha
And what do they smell like? Pittsburgh at night or a Chinese wet market?
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> Instead of spending the evening with a sexy man, Viktor spent it with a cat
Hey, it's just two pussies hanging out.
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I could have told you this could have been prevented had Viktor used that dumb omega brain of his. Benji can clearly smell alphas and told him in the prior chapter that he 'smelled like Mr. Papi'. Instead of wondering, 'hey, Jayce smells like this guy, and my son says I smell like this guy, is Mr. Papi Jayce?' he decides to have an entire mental breakdown as he realizes that 'Mr. Daddy' is really his baby daddy. 500+ comments of people shitting and pissing themselves over this.
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Don't worry guys, we've got five chapters left. They'll have makeup sex, get married, have more children and he can be his true Aryan Woman in a Wheat Field self as he was always meant to be. They'll have pregnant sex and we can watch those milk-heavy breasts sway as they participate in sex acts responsible for creating all human life. *sniffs* isn't this non-hetslop just beautiful?

Several days ago, I came across two obvious troll fics in my neck of the woods. One was called 'MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN' and 'YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, TROONS'. Both were deleted, and I didn't get a chance to archive them, but the AO3 subreddit came in clutch.
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The user was appealing to the wrong group of troons, which suggests that a man wrote it. MTFs aren't into Arcane. They're usually in RWBY, the Soulsborne series, Fallout, or Warhammer. Arcane is solely for pooners, with their Victorian white boy being #1 across the website for the FTM headcanon. If you wanna troll, know your audience. Calling them dumpy autistic white women who have alcohol problems and see themselves as a character so much they want to be fucked as that character? Now you're sticking the knife in.

Edit: I just found this post on that subreddit for pet peeves, and wouldn't you know it, the etymology of 'OK' came up.
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You do not use 'ok' in formal settings. You can use it in informal settings all you want. 'OK', 'O.K.' or 'Okay' are the formal versions. The original spelling was 'oll-korrect', and it was misspelled on purpose.
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This usually happens in Omegaverse where they have huge teeth like they're Smilodons and not a single person develops a staph infection. Must be those omegaverse pheromones.
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Spotify/Taylor Swift/Mitski fans called out:
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Depends on the fic you are writing. Actions scenes are meant to convey short, straight-to-the-point details. I don't want metaphors about how their blood shines in the sun, I want skulls getting cracked open.
 
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K-Pop and fanfiction mix again, this time making this 640k+ word abomination where a guy steals panties from K-Pop idols (in an alternate universe) to jerk off in them:

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Getting other cultures wrong isn't anything new. Most writers are very amateurish. I mean, fuck, they'll get aspects of their own culture and place wrong all the time because they're usually shut ins with little experience with the world. Aside from that I'm not surprised why fandoms that center around writing in English are populated mostly by white people (and jews and some asians), as amateur as most of the writing is.

You have to sit down and write for hours even without much editing, revising, drafting or so on. And then you have to sit down and read what other people wrote. Sometimes even hundreds of thousands of words for a single work.

That is not a very non friendly hobby.
 
This usually happens in Omegaverse where they have huge teeth like they're Smilodons and not a single person develops a staph infection. Must be those omegaverse pheromones.
Um, this is Eikenella corrodens erasure. Also strep.

Man, Omegaverse world-building should get into this. A lot of people with human bite wounds don't seek medical attention until it's gotten really bad, because the severity isn't on their radar. Or they punched a guy in the face and didn't realize it was a tooth that cut them.

Omegaverse would cover human bites in Sex Ed, along with placing huge cultural importance on hydration/electrolyte balance.
 
This fic was written for a pedophile by the name of 'BebeSeeD', and is written under an anonymous handle so the author cannot feel 'shame or guilt.' She hopes the shotacon is the only one who will ever see it, as she leaves positive comments 'on every bottom work'. Unfortunately for her, I'm taking it out of her safe space and bubble and putting it on blast for everyone else. The lines for this fic include:
- Nngh, I wanted to show you so much. Teach you how to suck my cock. Taste you for breakfast, ass and cunt.
- Come on your brother’s cock, sweetheart, my baby, come for me, love, do what I’m telling you like a good boy.
- Come while I fill you up, while you know it’s your brother's cock fucking you and—ohmyfuckinggod—breeding you while the rest of our family is out there, waiting for us to finish, like a fucking slut…
- filling his womb with semen, virile and potent in his desire to mark the place as uniquely his forever.
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Newsflash: if you feel guilt or shame over anything you write, it might be best to evaluate while you are feeling shame to begin with. If fanfic is 'just for fun' and these characters are fictional, why would it bother you? Or maybe it's residual guilt from hanging around shotacons that's banging on your door?
> That the house smelled good
> Cigarette butts
Oh, so it smelled like cigarette smoke on top of Mexican spices. No wonder she died so fast.
> He was 37-years-old
I suppose I should feel blessed that the trans man isn't a child in this.
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> Corporeal or what passed before his eyes - terrible liar - it was obvious he was hearing something he didn't want to hear
This doesn't make sense. Do you mean, 'Something corporeal passed before his eyes - he was a terrible liar - and it was obvious he heard something he didn't want to hear'?
> The path between the two had no carpets - Ximena hung them up because of Viktor's problem and Jayce's accident
You can still slip on hardwood floors, you know. A nice carpet would soften the blow.
> Viktor would ask for privacy to put on his binder
> The first thing he does as a grown trans man is cry in a bathroom
Every single time. Pooners are always running to cry in a bathroom vs crying openly like a real man. They will never escape that female socialization.
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> Long strands of hair, neatly tied in a ponytail, ashy blonde and browns strands perfectly combed back. His bangs were always noticeable against his short forehead, even after so many years of testosterone
Testosterone doesn't elongate your skull. If anything, it becomes more prominent due to hair loss. I'd like to know what kind of hair-saving shampoo Fabio here was using.
> Large eyes resembling those of a defenseless animal
Like a deer, you mean? The animal constantly used to denote pedophilic tendencies? Funny, that.
> Five days ago, he had a nervous breakdown because his shoe kept coming undone
> Cries in the middle of the street because the sun's reflection was too strong in his eyes, suggesting he was looking at a car too long or directly into the sun itself
That's not normal. Buy yourself some sunglasses or go back on the Xanax.
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> Which included God, watching them from beyond
The half-blood incest isn't the worst thing, believe me. It's the invalidation of Viktor's 100% male identity!
> Turning into a proud egoist wasn't ideal on his part
> Runs to the bathroom to cry at the first sign of trouble
What's 'egoist' about that? I don't think you know what that word means.
> I changed my name years ago. I have a deep voice, unrecognizable from my birth condition
Ah yes, your birth sex is a 'birth condition', like it was a mistake and not something determined when daddy's sperm met mommy's egg.
> I present myself in the most masculine way I can
> Is immediately clocked by strangers because even the Fabio hair can't hide that female skull
Lol. Lmao. Getting misgendered at your Mexican mama's funeral has to hurt, because those eses don't play around.
> Never liked to bother others
Very masc. Running away to bathrooms to cry and refusing to make themselves known in a room? How pathetic.
> There's no reason for anyone to misgender you
I can think of a few reasons. Incest is no biggie, but calling a tiny woman a woman is violating a UN Charter.
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> Came out of the closet
To be what? Gay? There's nothing more homosexual than engaging in vaginal sex with your half-brother. In some parts of Virginia, that's a normal past time; for Hispanics, that's a way to 'break in' female family members.
> Jayce always had the impression he wore eyeliner
If your eyes are that sunken in, it's more than an iron deficiency. You might just be dying, bro.
> Large, pure, innocent eyes
Like that of a harbour seal about to be clubbed.
> Making it clear that they shared half their blood, that Jayce and Viktor both came from secret relationships
I was gonna say. They're two separate races so someone had one foot in pierogi and the other in an enchilada.
> He knew. Jayce knew that he knew. And he knew that Jayce knew
I think we know that he knew with the first sentence, thanks.
I also like the implications that neither of them cared for Ximena because they viewed her as an obstacle to their 'true love' and waited for her to die before fucking, even though she did nothing wrong. What a way to spit on a woman's memory.
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> He noticed when Jayce started dating and Viktor was in such a bad mood that it seemed like he was consistently sucking on a sour lemon
Was that the testosterone talking, or female puberty?
> Only mom mattered. And she's dead
This entire thing is about spitting in the face of Christianity and your mother's memory because you want to engage in transgender incest that still leads to penis-in-vagina sex. I think even God is confused at this setup.
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> I was never scandalized by my feelings for you
I'm sure the community is going to be rocked, but not in the way you think.
> I still carry the sinful organ inside me, because I decided to
'Sinful organ' meaning...what, your vagina?
> So, once again, guilt and weight reappeared because the relief was overwhelming
If you are relieved, why are you feeling guilt?

The funny thing about referencing Bible quotes when you hate the Bible is that there are also quotes on women pretending to be men, incest, and mixing the nations. The incest calls for destruction of one's bloodline, IIRC.
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> He was towering his figure with his body, reminding him of when they were younger
Male puberty is a bitch. It's the one thing pooners hate, because while you can spit on faith, you cannot fool Nature. Male height is one thing they will never inherit.
> The house is full of people
> There were people in the house
You don't say.
> Years of whispers and rules among the boys had prevented this kind of action
So what exactly was Ximena trying to do, here? Was she preventing them from engaging in incest that she convinced herself was homosexual, when it's really heterosexual? I'm sure the community is going to be really confused when that incest baby comes out of that 'sinful vagina' when they thought Viktor was a man.
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> Pressing it against his glans
Pressing what against whose glans?
> You were made for me
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
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> They did not belong to a class of logical and moral human beings to follow the rules
You don't say. It's almost as if you're ostracized from society for a reason.
> That was his brother, for fuck's sake. Mother told him that, she knew about their feelings
Hey, it's just some extra-familia love. You can't stop a hermano from getting what he wants. It's totally normal to want to get spicy with your bloodline!
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> Such a pretty one, too, pink and plump and flush and yearning for him
And is remarkably untouched from all those years of testosterone. If you believed these people, their pussies are plump, pink, wet and ready to go at all hours of the day rather than the BV-infected, fishy smelling, dry-as-a-bone canal that literally bleeds because it's so dry. Fantasy is a helluva thing.
> No protection, they couldn't risk that kind of barrier
No, because the taxpayer is going to be funding the fruit of your union a la your retarded baby.
> Nngh, I wanted to show you so much, Viktor. Teach you how to suck my cock. Taste you for breakfast, ass and cunt
This is a real line. Hope you skipped that breakfast sausage or he's gonna be tasting that, too.
> My God, what a tight pussy
'Thank Jesus it isn't peeling apart like paper mache!'
> His balls slammed against his ass, his cock sliding in delicious pleasure inside that cavern
I heard there's a Goldeneye mission in there.
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> Come on your brother's cock, sweetheart, my baby, come for me love
Is he taking sex talk advice from the Duggars?
> The fact that he should feel fucking awful wanting to get his own brother pregnant
I wonder what God is more confused about: feeling vindictive at his followers engaging in incest, or that they're still engaging in PIV sex in the name of reproduction. It's fun taking the path of the Hapsburgs until it isn't.
> Come while I fill you up; while you know it's your brother fucking you and breeding you while the rest of the family is out there, waiting for us to finish, like a fucking slut
This is a real line.
> Of love for man and hatred and retribution for attempts to separate them
"You hear that, Jesus? We're destroying our bloodline and creating retarded children to spite you. That'll teach you to keep us apart!"
> Filling his womb with semen, virile and potent in his desire to mark the place as uniquely his
It's virile, alright: wait until that pedigree collapse happens and your first born looks like your average Pakistani.
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> His beauty built from the imperfections he helped create
This means that he made him disabled, lmao. You created a cripple to serve your cock? OK.
> Whether they would die the next day or be expelled from the family line
Mother Nature is looking at your bloodline and has decided to cook it like Walter White. There aren't enough bone marrow donors for your inbred mixed race babies.
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Yeah, fuck that man for clocking who is clearly a woman! He couldn't tell that they were a man despite all those years of testosterone and shitty emo bangs! We'll spite him and the family by creating inbred babies! You hear that, Jesus? We're spiting you with mixed race inbreeding!

In a brand new Omegaverse based on Dangerous Beauty, the author has decided to craft her fic around cheating on a black woman for a white prostitute after applying female traits to male characters so they can experience the limitations of historical women. When fujos mean, 'no niggers in my yaoi', that also applies to prostitutes.
First, let's take a look at these author's notes:
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Applying female traits to white men that you deem as too 'feminine' to be male? Check.
Have your love interest be married to a black woman for the sake of cheating on her for you to get with a white man? Check.
Talk about the limits of historical women while glorifying that dynamic with omegaverse? Check.

As the saying goes, that's Not Very Woke of You. Fujos really have a thing for making black women the butt of the joke.
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> Sat with his detested embroidery
Get it? He is in the female role, and he has to experience misogyny as a white man so he can appear as the oppressed. Therefore, his oppressor - the brown man - can now be his liberator. But alas, as fate would have it, he's stuck married to a dirty black...the horror.
> Young omegas of good breeding know better than to pry into things that do not concern them
If this is meant to be historical, what breed of people created the Renaissance? Alpha males with their unrelenting privilege, or omegas eking out a meager existence?
> Who would pay attention to a couple of young omegas enjoying the day?
Last I checked, alpha males are right around the corner ready to rape them, so...
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> Slender waits, plump behinds and fecund breasts
'Fecund' means 'fertile', be it intellectual or capable of producing offspring. Their big tits are meant to showcase fertility, and it is meant to contrast against his skinny male body and how he totally isn't wanted etc etc. You know how it goes.
> Low enough to show the first inch or two of crack
> A prostitute shoves a flower in the crack of that ass
Hopefully that ass is clean and free of worms and parasites, because those alpha males aren't guaranteeing plumbing in this era.
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Alpha males can enjoy things such as university, science, and access to all the benefits of society while omegas are either prostitutes or are kept in the home to embroider because that is the only job 'suitable' for them. Exploring gender while shoving white males into misogynistic positions isn't as deep as you think it is. The ironic thing about that is that they cannot identify out of their scenario because biology dictates their position.
> Other parts somewhat softer
But you don't have fecund breasts.
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> He was better at mending than embroidery, but it was even less exciting
Remember, the author's logic is that she has to have these white males in women's positions to make it more 'believable', even when there is absolutely no reason for him to occupy that position. You can already paint him as the poor cripple AS IS; there's no reason to feminize him aside from your fetish.
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Ah yes, the 'Oh. Oh' revelation.
> Mind you're back in your bed before midnight. I'll check
*Mind that you're back in your bed
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> Omegas did not travel, not for pleasure. They stayed home while their alphas traveled, managing the house and children
"But we're ExPlOrInG gEnDeR!"
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> I do not know what sort of omegas you dallied with in Rome, but I am not them
"I am not one of this stupid hussies! Later, I'll be one of those stupid hussies and you can cheat on your black wife as much as you want."
> Jayce had let his hands encircle Viktor's slender waist
Let me guess. His waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle.
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> Encouraged to shed the demure mask that society demanded of omegas
> Has a woman be an open Senator for the Doge of Venice
So women CAN enter politics and influence society, but only if they are alphas. Otherwise, they will let their fellow women and omegas rot under societal misogyny because they operate under 'Fuck You, Got Mine'.
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You know he doesn't actually need to marry, right? Bachelors still had major political power and, as it turns out, they could still pass on their names with bastards. Pope Alexander Sixtus had a courtesan as his mistress, Vanozza de Catannei. Of course, this doesn't go over too well with our dear omega and he proceeds to have a good cry over it in the gondola.
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> I am betrothed to marry
> What are you telling me?
He just told you: he's getting married.
> I bargained. I demanded, I begged
You literally did not of those things. You immediately folded, lmao.
> Do you think I am not suffering now?
Yeah, it sure does suck when a white man is made 'female' for the purposes of exploring historical misogyny.
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> You took everything that I gave you, freely and joyfully, and used it to turn me into your whore
??? Did they even sleep together? They hadn't seen each other in four years! Did he spiritually make you a whore?
> Collapsed to the floor, unable to take another step
Hey did you notice he was disabled? I couldn't tell because he's too busy running to his room to cry like the woman he is.
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> Teaching women math is indulgent
Now I have to wonder what the literacy rate among omegas are.
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> You can still have him. Just not as his mate
> I don't understand
This person is supposed to be a genius and yet is so sheltered he doesn't know what a courtesan is despite seeing a parade of them in Venice. His own fucking father was an ex-prostitute!
> You could try to find work as a laborer, but your lameness limits you there, and your gentle upbringing means you have little experience to offer
This character broke into a room to test a gravity bomb. He's the type to literally break into Florence's banks to see if the tender is fake. He is the farthest thing from 'gentle'.
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> Courtesans are not only permitted but encouraged to educate themselves
You know nuns could read and write too, right? Many women fled to convents to get education from them.
> Courtesans are not whores
And the IRS are not money launderers.
> You will have alphas on their knees before you, but you must never allow any of them to think that you belong to them
You can also give them The Gift: syphilis, courtesy of the New World. There's a reason why courtesans kept their pubes shaved: so people could check for STDs.
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Man, I can't wait to read how a black woman gets cucked for a white prostitute.

Tigercristabel has finished her fairy marriage fic. It ends with our fairy and human eloping into their very bougie cottage as said fairy begins the transition into Aryan tradwife. Did you know this was based on Welsh mythology? Now you know, chud.
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Hey did you know our sacred lil fairy is preggers? Me neither! It was dropped on us like those gas prices!
> It failed to consider lying through omission a true example of the form
He'd have a mighty time around Jews.
> He had enough sense not to berate his former self for sticking to his nature. In a world where he'd simply appeared one day, naked and alone
This whole thing started because Jayce saved a blue butterfly from a spider. This is supposed to be based on Welsh lore, but I legit cannot see the Welsh in it. One of the sources the author uses is this one:
In Wales she appears in human form and her return is motivated by the violation of some taboo. In Wales too the numbers of surviving variants are lower than elsewhere, and mainly from printedsources.6 Relatively late collecting and the relatively early shift to industrialization are factors which do not foster the survival of this kind of complex, supernatural tale. Nevertheless the geographical distribution of even such a restricted number of variants indicates the importance of the tradition and, while absolute conclusions are not possible, a great deal more besides.
Whatever the taboo is, it is not elaborated upon. I assume it has to do with Viktor, a fairy, marrying a human male, and it ends at that. What the author completely forget - or chose to ignore - is that these supernatural tales involve women and supernatural wives, not husbands. One of the taboos associated with these fairies is questioning their origins, which is what Jayce did. That should have called for his return to his original form, but no. The iron-striking is.
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Recall that fairies in Viktor's world are basically sex slaves to mages. They are pure manifestations of magic, but they are not independent or fearsome, and are therefore subject to the wiles of male mages who dictate their marriages and sex lives. Rather than view this as a plot point that Viktor bravely overcomes, the author just glosses it over for her shitty marriage plot. This is not the first time she's done this.
> So the carriage stopping around a bell before noon did make the thought of an early lunch tempting
They've been on the road for six hours. They would be starving.
> Throughout the pregnancy, Jayce had made it very clear that he expected Viktor to be eating for two, and the picnic reflected that
Last I checked, they didn't eat breakfast. They 'set out before dawn' and now it's noon. I hope that carriage was luxurious enough for your pregnant supernatural wife.
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> The beauty of the morning sun quite literally paled in comparison to the golden glow that bathed them by the time they packed everything away
You wrote that they left at dawn and that it was noon. Now it's past noon, near evening. They spent a whole six more hours lounging around eating?
> Still the concept of owning a portion of Nature's land left a bitter taste in his mouth
That is evil, but fairies being sold as sex slaves to mages is no big deal.
> The sun was a few bells from setting
Looks like we have the Michael Bay Setting Sun moment where the sun sets and rises every 15 minutes (no, really, it's a thing). We went from pre-dawn, to morning, noon and now evening. I don't even think the author remembers what time of the day it is.
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> He'd been avoiding the subject of 'life after baby is born' because there was a chance that life had no room for him in it
So he only exists to be an incubator and like a fruit fly he dies after copulation and reproduction. Nice.
> Wouldn't be the first husband to banish his bride after birth to avoid uncomfortable questions of parentage and legitimacy
The source she uses says that the female fairy brings prosperity and fertility via children and cattle to the marriage. They appear far more important and independent than whatever they fuck this is. One would think a half-Mexican fairy child would be enough evidence that the kid is yours, yeah?
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> You live for your research, Jayce
You said that already. Hell, you wouldn't have known he was a researcher at all if the story didn't tell you, because he is seldom seen engaging in it at all. He has spent most of his waking moments smuggling away Viktor.
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> There's always the annexe
She writes about this three times, btw.
> Viktor's concern had been less about the logistics themselves, and more that they existed, and had been thought of
...so his concern had been about the logistics themselves.
> More fool them, though he shut the thought down before it could stray into the blasphemy of considering them inferior
Beings of pure magic are inferior to the mages who treat them as sex slaves, gotcha. This despite Welsh fairies being associated with baby-snatching and taking a man's wealth and children back with her to the supernatural realm if he displeases her. Not very feminist, if you ask me.
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I am never getting over how this dialogue makes it seem as if everyone is 85 IQ and under. It just sounds like everyone is turbo-autistic and don't know how mortgages work.
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> Seeing the village doctor, an older woman named Margaret
Funny how the midwives and doctors are all women, but we have to pretend Viktor is a man despite this entire fairytale being exclusively for female fairies.
> Pregnancy seemed difficult enough as it was, even a magically supported one
You don't say. He can use that magic to get pregnant, but not to fix his spine. Logic.
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We know what sex is in newborn infants, but we need to pretend that the birth-giver here is the 'other father'. Fairies can be sex slaves and victims of genocide by mages, but don't you ever misgender them.
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The only Welsh part of this fairy tale is the association with lakes being gateways to supernatural worlds. Other than that, this entire thing was so fucking stupid. Viktor gets saved by Jayce as a butterfly and spends the next four chapters cooped up in the house as Jayce blabbers on about HIS life and HIS inventions while having a good ole temper tantrum here and there while insisting he is totally a male feminist. This author is the epitome of 'just saying shit', where things happen that have no meaning and characters are caricatures that can be replaced by a goddamn house plant and it would be more interesting. This author manages to sap the chemistry straight out of these characters - I couldn't tell they were in love once, actually - and it is up there with 'Major Arcana' from OhNovi and Rekki where Viktor got outed because he couldn't change the shape of his ears (no, really, that happened). For fairytale fics, they are certainly not magical, and both are penned from people who have outrageous writing styles. Tigercristabel hangs out with pedophiles and writes about disabled people being shoved into cages while eating food off the floor, but don't call her problematic.

Did you enjoy this fic, dear reader? You'd probably be better off reading a Tinker Bell x Five Nights at Freddy's crossover because that would be more in line with what fairies actually do than this.

The Omegaverse alpha male CEO has now turned into baby mama drama.
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> The faint, milky scent - the subtle trace of a pup
Remember that when omegas get upset that milky scent turns into spoiled milk. Imagine the smell.
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Ximena openly said her son had anger issues and that she hoped she raised him right so he wouldn't be like his father. Lo and behold, he's a male slut and how has to face consequences with the fact he knocked up a virgin. His mother is not the feminist she thinks she is; she had that big talk about how she 'isn't racist' but wants her kids to be whiter so Jayce's genes can somehow be mellowed. She knew her son was a problem.
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> A father he didn't know
Interesting how Viktor is the mother, because vagina owners are mothers, while sperm producers are male. It all sounds very heterosexual.
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Because paying child support is the equivalent of being in your child's life. While it's nice to see Ximena call him out, she later backtracks this by saying he isn't like his father, despite admitting she was worried he was acting like him.
> Your pup didn't want to accept another alpha
Here I thought Benji couldn't smell other alphas. Yet here we are.
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> Tries to teach her son how to be a male feminist
> His genes win out and he still ends up being a misogynist who uses vaginas for empty pleasure
Perfect.
> That's why I didn't call him after that night
That's pure cope. He was operating under his rule that he does not contact any omega after sleeping with them because he doesn't want the burden of dealing with them. Viktor was supposed to be 'different', the Taylor Swift NLOG, the perfect virgin that he cannot resist taking, and he ended up treating him like Barbie. The guilt isn't because he's actually guilty, but because he's being held accountable.
> I'd rather die than hurt him...I would never forgive myself
Ximena asked the question I was about to: why would someone like him say that if those thoughts didn't show up in the first place? This cope that he was 'never cruel' when earlier she explicitly said he had anger issues - and we saw this in the prior chapter where he lost his shit after Viktor saying he 'likes hairy men' - is just that, cope. She doesn't want to accept her son IS like her husband. If he had any thought of hurting his son, even hypothetically, those Mexican genes really did win out.
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> Admits that he can't be in his son's life because he might get too violent
> Admits a sentence later he would kill another alpha because he was in the way
Yeah, I don't think jealousy had a part in that, chief. It's just you.
> You are not a monster. You are not a bad man
He's a Hugh Hefner playboy who uses women as receptacles. What makes you think he's going to be a devoted husband? Oh yeah, that plot.
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> He'd had countless chances for his father to show through, and yet, it never had
You lost your shit when Viktor said he liked hairy men because you thought he was talking about other men. He was growling with his teeth out. He also just admitted he wanted to kill Dmitri, lmao
> Viktor steadied him. Balanced him. He was his reason, his control
Women are not your Xanax for your behavioural issues.
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> His perfect, beautiful omega had given him a perfect, beautiful pup
And you left that vagina owner on perfect, beautiful Read.
> The only omega Jayce had ever taken seriously - the only one who had every felt like more
"Yeah I'm a misogynist and still treat omegas like shit but not this one!"
> Like something precious. Like something worth holding on to
There's that queercatfan sentence structure.
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I told you that this would end with our sexist doing a 180 as he realized the beauty of married family life. Who says this isn't a Hallmark special?
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Oh, so NOW he starts caring about his offspring because the mother aims to take them away. Maybe he should try showing up for shared custody hearings? If those are a thing in omegaverse, that is.
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So this entire thing could have been solved in the first chapter if he had read the HR reports. How convenient.
> I'm not following this shit
Me too, Mel. Me too. Even if you don't actually speak like this.
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> How the fuck did you not know for six years that you're a daddy
I'll admit, this made me laugh. It's so out there that it really highlights how fundamentally retarded it all is.
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The only time he has ever listened to a woman is when they are yelling at him, lmao. Such a shame that Barbie the omega didn't go full Anfisa and fake a pregnancy to get child support. I wonder if that's a thing in omegaverse.
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> Viktor had been alone, and it was all because Jayce had been a coward.
It wasn't because he was scared. Not at all. He just simply did not give a shit. You don't get to retcon his feelings when they were pretty clear in Chapter 1-2.
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Now I am very interested to see how paternity battles work out in omegaverse. Do they go to court like civilized people, or do they engage in child murder and sacrifice to make sure their offspring is legally theirs? Do they get microchipped like dogs? My inner Alex Jones has to know.
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Do the courts favour alpha males in this over that of single mom omegas? While there is a social stigma around single mothers, do they get anything monetarily?
> Until you fall in love with someone and start a real family with them?
Funny because that is the end game of this fic. The sexist becomes a 'real man' after his son 'tames' him and his aggression. Babies are natural Xanax, dontchaknow.
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Let me guess. Benji got kidnapped and now Jayce has to enter 'Taken' mode to get him back, thereby winning his estranged omega back. I can't think of anything else.

To highlight my thesis that fans would rather see this man be a rapist than ever date a black woman is a fic where the author gets an asspat from another author who writes exclusively about rape that it is 'no big deal'. I already briefly skimmed through it, so if you want to have a peek, here is the link. Archive.

This was one of the comments.
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And here is her profile.
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Getting other cultures wrong isn't anything new. Most writers are very amateurish. I mean, fuck, they'll get aspects of their own culture and place wrong all the time because they're usually shut ins with little experience with the world.
ITT I once posted how old school fujos of the House fandom went so far as to read actual medical textbooks so they could get House right. This led to them learning how to recognize certain infections and diseases. There was one Assassin's Creed: Valhalla fic that had an entire bibliography. I have immense respect for people who put work into that and even end up getting into new fields/hobbies from researching for their fic.

On the flip side, I recall a conversation where someone once said that Leonardo da Vinci did not know human anatomy because the Church had a prohibition on autopsies. It so happened that the Church had lifted the restriction centuries ago and did allow it to artisans and people willing to pay for it. This was for an Assassin's Creed II fic. When this was brought up, the author, a lesbian Swede who was masquerading as a Communist at the time, said 'Lol I'm kinda retarded'.
Omegaverse would cover human bites in Sex Ed, along with placing huge cultural importance on hydration/electrolyte balance.
I am also curious about whether those pheromones are also flammable like Axe spray. They produce so much of it, what happens when those not in heat inhale it? Is it a mosh pit of rage and sex, like the Rage Virus but for libido? Where instead of blood spray it's semen spray?
 
Here's an MHA Mineta Minoru bashing fic where he gets vored by various girls:

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Link / Archive

And what kind of AO3 usernames are most likely to write the most degenerate fics? Oddly enough, this SuperSaiyanSlytherin guy (presumably, because vore is a male fetish, I think) hasn't written any DBZ or Harry Potter fanfics as his username would expect to:

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He does have a few Harry Potter fanfic bookmarks, but no DBZ ones:

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The Bridgerton AU is now on its 11th chapter. Let's hope there will be no more use of 'soggy pussy' in it, eh?
Last chapter, we had our first smut scene where the infamous 'soggy pussy' was used, and had Jayce challenge Ambessa to a duel at the end. In this chapter, it starts right when Jayce and Viktor are fucking in the inn. As it so happens, the inn is a frequent locale of Hoskel and Salo, the former of whom is in a bed with two beautiful maidens and getting his socks off. Salo flies into a rage and throws his win glass at the wall, telling him that Hoskel should be at his house 'getting ready for tomorrow.' And what is tomorrow? The signing of the treaty where Mel will finally marry Jayce and Viktor will be so distraught they can march in there and annex Zaun (as if they couldn't do it already), and the Royal Physician and Bolbok will give the King his final dose of poison and leave the succession firmly in their hands. Everything is going according to plan; can't a man live a little?

Salo doesn't agree, because now, and only now, is Jayce's influence brought up. He went from a lesser house to being the house with the single most prominent influence over all other houses, and with his announcement of Viktor as his partner, losing him will lose monetary support for their kingdom. Ambessa directly threatened Salo if Mel didn't marry Jayce and her military support is the only thing they are hedging their bets on in order to annex Zaun. The King's sons will take weeks to get there and none of the other royal families are aware of what's happening.

Also, Ambessa was at the brothel across the road from the same one Jayce and Viktor were at and ran out as soon as she found out they were there. Convenient, don't you think?

Turns out that Salo's motivation for doing this is money. He's broke; Amelie, his maid, is really his mistress, and his balls are not as lavish as they used to be. Hoskel offers him to buy him some prostitutes and a drink, and he agrees. After they drink on their dastardly deeds as the Frowning Friends, Amelie sneaks out to relay the information to Powder. But before she does that, she plans on selling the jewel Powder gave her to give her passage to Demacia so she can start over. She has a change of heart because she can't leave the poor Prince out in the dirt like that. She returns to Hoskel's house to rob him blind, but as she tries to knock down the door she is interrupted by Caitlyn and Vi, who went there to find information themselves. Amelie begs for mercy and says that she is not some lowly thief, and presents the bracelet Powder gave her for clemency. She then tells them that she knows of information that can clear their names and implicate the Councilors in their assassination plot.

She elaborates that Hoskel kept the letters instead of burning them - probably because of personal insurance in case attention fell on him - and that she is willing to leave Salo for the misery she has put herself through. Cait asks if anyone is inside, and she replies that only the elderly butler and housekeeper are. They elect to break the glass with Cait's rifle, timing it to the thunderclaps so they cannot be heard, and get inside. Amelie tells them that the keys to the coffers are found in a portrait inside his room, in the second-to-last door on the left. One gets the impression they're in the Raccoon City Police Station from RE2. The coffer itself is under a loose floorboard. They aim to present the letters during the hearing and tell them that they got the keys from an 'anonymous lady'. They find the files they are looking for, but Cait ends up finding something new: a new, written treaty that's ready to be signed, while the real one is in the King's study. In the newly drafted treaty that was clearly written in a hurry allows Ambessa, a foreigner, to use her foreign armies to annex Zaun with the help of Viktor's signature:
My dearest, General Ambessa Medarda.

I have finished drafting the peace treaty, or annexation treaty, whichever you prefer to call it. Everything is ready for your troops to enter the streets of Zaun this afternoon and teach those savages some manners."

I must thank you for getting Prince Viktor to say that, in his words, “I will do whatever is necessary. My goal is for Zaun to have the best, and if the best path comes in the form of a treaty, I will not stand in its way.”

Wonderful. One less obstacle to remove.

However, the original treaty the king wrote is still in his study. I never knew where he keeps the key or how to open that lock… But don’t worry, everything will go according with the plan.


Yours, Chancellor Torman Hoskel.
Nothing like admitting you swapped out the real one in a personal letter you should have burned after reading, eh? In any case, Caitlyn tells Vi they have to find Heimerdinger's original treaty before the Council meeting is held. As they leave, a jagged piece of the window impales Vi's arm. How, you might ask? Vi jumps out first without issue. Cait knocks out a piece with the stock of her rifle, sending a piece down towards her arm and...Vi catches it? Whatever. The large shard embeds itself in her palm and it bleeds profusely.
Violet was the first to come out, simply jumping down. Caitlyn grabbed her rifle and made the same move, but as she stepped out, she struck the frame with the muzzle of the gun. A large, jagged piece, sharp as a dagger, broke off from the top and fell diagonally straight toward Caitlyn’s arm, and Vi reacted purely on instinct.

The shard embedded itself in the center of her palm with a wet, dull thud, like when you break a raw apple with your hands. A sharp pain shot up her arm to her shoulder; she felt the jagged edges tearing her flesh and tearing it open at the same time. Blood gushed out almost immediately, hot and thick, slipping between her fingers and dripping in thick, dark drops onto the gravel.​
Were they on ground level? Vi wouldn't have been able to stop the shard from cutting into Cait's skin. They broke into the windowpane; Cait should have knocked all of the glass out to make sure something like this wouldn't have happened. This injury will be used as proof that these two got those letters by illegal means.

Amelie tells them that they need to leave, and Cait and Vi tell them they are thankful for her gratitude. She tells them she will be in Demacia. But, as this fic is known to do, we have a twist: Salo catches her, and she gets hit in the back of the head with something like a blackjack (think the one used in Thief). The weapon used to knock her out is revealed to be a staff used by Bolbok, who tells her that she has 'sinned by treason', which is, if anything, a contradictory statement as sinning is for acts related to the soul and treason is related to the state.

I have to post screenshots of this encounter, because it's so over-the-top you'd thin Steven Seagal was narrating:
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> I am the one who sees what you deny
Deny what? The truth? If you are going to go out with a before death monologue, you're going to have to do better than that.
> He hadn't realized that in reality she had helped Violet obtain something to expose them
All because Hoskel wanted insurance. He never burned those letters for a reason. He knew he would be backstabbed. Or, as this author might just write it, he just forgot.
> I don't need you anymore, little rat
He calls her a 'rat' three times, btw.
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> I don't need rats
> You traitorous rat
I don't think you've called her a 'rat' enough. Would you like to do it a dozen more times?
> The cartilage and bone gave way at the same time
Your nose is mostly cartilage. The bone would be your entire nasal cavity giving out.
> Had the revolver in his hand
I'm sorry, when the fuck did they get revolvers?! This is like Powder speaking French for no reason.
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> I'll have to get this cleaned up
> Doesn't clean it up
Lol. Lmao. And in the Red Light District, too.

In the carriage, Viktor can't stop thinking about Jayce's impending duel between him and Ambessa. He correctly notes that Jayce has shown no inkling to matters of combat, but rather those of science, and thinks he's going to get his shit pushed in by Black Kratos. He even notices that he has no calluses relating to firing weapons. Jayce tells him that he's going to win, while Viktor thinks he's going to die. Jayce says that he's never broken a promise and brings up that bed they made at the horse races on how both of them bet on a secret neither revealed. What this has to do with a broken promise is not revealed; I assume it just has to do with them making a bet on a secret not being revealed, and that's the promise? If so, that's an awfully wordy and non-answerable way of saying it. Viktor tries to change the mood by saying that he thought Viktor was a prude that day, and that that Piltovan modest was erased from their little impromptu soggy pussy adventure.

Viktor tells Jayce he wants him to stay, and that if Ambessa hurts him he'll give her a what-for (of course he won't do anything. He doesn't have the spirit of Uncle Ruckus to do that). Jayce tells him not to worry as duels are the only things Ambessa understands: she wants her honor and dignity back, and killing Jayce is how she'll get it. He hinges his bets on presenting the evidence to the Council first and have the traitors executed, thereby avoiding the entire conflict. Viktor tells him that he wants to stay by his side always, and signs a Zaunite protection symbol into his clothes with his finger (and since it isn't a rune, it isn't going to do shit). They get to the new inn so Jayce can get on his horse and ride to his house to get his weapon and wash off the smell of sex - that soggy pussy smell might just send Ambessa into God Mode - and nearly crashes into Caitlyn when he turns around a corner.

They ride together and Jayce tells her she shouldn't be out this late at night. She notices that he isn't wearing proper riding gear and has dark circles under his eyes. Jayce responds by telling her to go home and that he 'can't involve her in this', but she refuses, saying she's as much in this plot as he is. He asks her if she found anything, and she simply responds she found some keys. She doesn't tell him about the letters, the need to see the King and open up his safe, etc. She just pivots to where he's going to duel and he will fight Ambessa in an area where they dispose diseased livestock. It's meant to be for those truly wronged, vs fighting in a wooded area where people play hide'n'seek before shooting at each other with revolvers. He's going to be fighting in an area that's going to fuck him over whether he lives or dies. Fun.

Cait asks if he plans on doing this alone. He says he'll be bringing Jonathan - whose name is finally spelled right - but Cait disagrees, saying that he's asleep at this hour and won't do much good. She offers to go with him instead. Jayce intends on grabbing his father's weapon for the duel, which starts in an hour. No, really. He's going to be fighting exhausted and Ambessa will see that immediately.

Oh, and we finally have the final clue as to who Lady Masemar is: Cassandra. How do we know this? The mysterious woman said she would postpone the meeting until noon. Cait recalls that her mother said the exact same thing under the pretense she was 'tired from the ball'. I did bring up that it might have been her as the coat she was wearing was in the Kiramman colours. Here I thought it was Shoola. Well, there you go.

Jayce and Cait head out to the Carrion fields for his duel. He already got his weapon because Cait was carrying it the whole time, apparently. How convenient.
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> My father wasn't a man of weapons
> Later has a flashback where his father taught him how to shoot a rifle
Yeah, this author can't even stay consistent with her own character development. His father teaches him how to shoot ONCE, and then it turns out he DOES attend hunting parties. You will never guess what he does with the revolver.
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> Waiting beneath the trunk of what had once been a colossal tree
A few sentences ago, you just wrote that there were exactly two oak trees standing in the area. This makes it seem as if only the trunk remains.
> Jayce had a vague memory of seeing him at the Battle of Unity Bridge years ago
Oh yeah, I remember that exposition dump. His father died there and Viktor was also on that bridge. Fate is a helluva thing.
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> A young girl who can barely stand
Ambessa wouldn't say that. She acknowledged Cait's strength and inner power; that's why she manipulated her into giving her control over Piltover. She'd also see Cait is the better shot and make a joke about how Jayce is there and she isn't.
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This is the flashback that shows us that Jayce can't shoot worth shit. Handy thing to remember when he decides to go Tombstone in the titular showdown.
> She reminded herself that she was doing this for Mel, and for her honor
> Jayce was the cause of Mel's misfortunes in the marriage market
She would have no problem bagging Darius and Darius would be there to fight Jayce. That would be one hell of a power couple. Mel on her own would have no trouble bagging half the lords in Noxus; even Mordekaiser might be on that roster. She is just getting humiliated for the sake of a sickly Victorian with a soggy pussy.
> Prince Viktor would be even more vulnerable
Reminder he was accused of poisoning the king and not a single person decided to leverage the crime of regicide against him.
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> Jayce wasn't a bad shot
You just wrote that he only shot a rifle ONCE. Now he's the 'last to pick up a rifle' in hunting parties. Which is it? You can't even be consistent with your own character development and lore!
> Jayce caught his breath as he reloaded
Along with opals being poor conductors of electricity, this author doesn't know how revolvers work. You get six shots each; to reload means you need to manually put six rounds into the chamber when the cylinder is out. You can't 'cover the chamber' because the chamber is internal. A new slot is put into position once the gun fires, that's the whole point of the rotating cylinder. Gun kiwis are free to sperg along and offer corrections.
> Firing four shots in rapid succession
Whoa, who made Jayce Clint Eastwood? This also means he has exactly one more bullet in the chamber.
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> I tell you that no one shoots worse than you in all of Piltover
I'll say. He's got exactly one bullet and here she is monologuing about how she's going to smash that soggy pussy - and not with a phallic object.
> She can forge her own future
> Is used as a tool to be shamed and humiliated because the author needs her out of the way of her yaoi
Yeah, that fits.
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Oof, shattered collarbones means he's gonna have difficultly lifting that hammer for his blacksmithing work. That's the main thing earning him money.
> What will the Kings of Zaun say when they discover that their eldest son was defiled before marriage?
They probably won't mind too much because they're more 'lax' on sex. Silco might disapprove but he'll like Jayce's money. Provided the two kingdoms are united, they don't give a shit. A kid born from that 100% soggy pussy homosexual union would be the cherry on top.
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> He hadn't defiled him. He'd been with him out of love
> Even if the kings opposed their marriage, he would not be able to walk away from him
If he's the richest man in Piltover, who gives a shit? It's free money, yo.
> You hit me in the shoulder, but your victory is nullified because you had an advantage. You lost
Turns out Ambessa had an extra cartridge and wanted to cheat because she wanted to go Boyz n Da Hood on that Latin King.
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> If Jayce spoke, her code of honor would be tarnished
It already is because he said she lost. Lady Masemar/Cassandra is also in the background so she'll be spreading that tea before the sun rises.
> You're trying to fix a scandal from years ago with a marriage that's destined for failure and unhappiness
He just doesn't do niggers, OK? Only white, soggy pussy need apply.
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> Mel wasn't like that
No, she's just a background character because we don't want no blacks in our yaoi.
> You'll end up making weapons to destroy the kingdom of the one you love
Hey, remember this plot point? We haven't revisited it since Chapter 7. Funny how it gets brought up after he gets shot.
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> A faint trace of pain in his hip and intimate area
That soggy pussy took in a whole police baton. I bet you it could store a couple of revolvers up there, too.
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> You've been defiled
The fact she can still smell cum and sex is amazing. It must've been stewing during the ride in the carriage.
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> She'd had a good time, but not as much as Viktor
Lack of dick privilege will hit you (or not) where you need it most.
> Are you walking funny, or is it just me?
Yeah he's just a bigger cripple since he had a third leg shoved inside him. What a dumb fucking thing to say. He walks like that ALL THE TIME.
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> There's a coffer containing the letters. Bolbok wasn't able to burn them, so he gave them to Hoskel to do it
Probably because of his Joe Biden memory loss thanks to the nightshade. Hoskel needs insurance so that's why he kept the letters. Oh, and Vi would know where the coffer is hidden because it's underneath the floorboards in his house. They never bothered to go back for it.
> What's next? I'll go steal the treaty and we'll start a fugitive's club?
Nice lampshading.
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Oh damn, I wonder what will happen when they find out Amelie was murdered and their grand plot is foiled.
> Even though we aren't so prudish in Zaun, our parents will take it as an offense
Same-sex marriage and marriage to transgender people in a workaround heterosexual union is perfectly fine and acceptable, but out-of-wedlock sex to your intended is a no-no? That fucker has money. He can literally do what he wants.
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One would think the King's sons would have been summoned as soon as they learned the King was sick, but no. They weren't even mentioned until a few chapters ago.
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Their huge plan is to simply wait and catch the archbishop poisoning the King, say that he's the one doing it, provide evidence of him doing it, even when it will look like they were framing the archbishop because they're holding all the evidence as well as carrying the poison that is carrying the king. They need to find the King's original treaty, present it alongside the 'new' one along with Hoskel's personal letters, and implicate the Royal Physician with Cait's father as an expert witness. That would be the smart thing to do. They cannot expect people to just casually find a document that would logically be destroyed as a means of covering up evidence.
> I hope the plan works with that in mind
It's gonna work as great as covering the chamber of a revolver.
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Yes, they are waiting for a maid when they should have went and grabbed that coffer and that original treaty when they were in Hoskel's house. They are waiting for the help of a dead girl; anything to keep this bloated corpse going.
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Oh no! Our dainty prince is being threatened by a broke-ass Aryan! He needs a hero. He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight.

This fic almost made me want to re-do the entire fic from top to bottom, but I managed to find that I did review it. The posts for both chapters are linked below.

We are now on Chapter 3. The lines for this chapter include:
- You’re mine. Mine to hold, breed, love, and fuck. Which one do you want now, omega?
- It hurt. His cunt certainly ached; it was so empty, and never in his life had he felt such a strong desire for a knot inside it. He needed it now, otherwise it felt like he was going to die.
- You’ll feel stupid and cock hungry again when my knot is inside you
- had to bully his pussy, pushing inch by inch to fit
- “Is that so? You want my knot? You want me to breed you like this?” He punctuated each word with a thrust, his energy potent despite being in his final burst of energy. “Do you want me to claim you completely, omega?”

In the first chapter we learned that Viktor is an NLOG - an omega that is ignored by society because he can't smell alphas and can't breed, therefore he's 'broken' and useless in society. Chapter 2 is about Jayce setting up a chase to invoke those omega instincts so he can finally get some babies on that cripple.
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> One might justify by saying there's no denying that breathing is the burning of calories
You burn about 20-50 calories per day by breathing. If it burned a lot of calories, obesity wouldn't be a problem.
> The sun is food
We are not plants and do not synthesize sunlight for food.
> It is when the heart stops pumping blood - a warm organ, a warm action, a warm liquid, that life is extinguished
It's when the brain ceases functioning that one is considered fully dead. You can restart the heart. The brain? Not so much.
> But life is, in fact, cold
We're warm blooded mammals. Our evolution is designed to allow us to adapt to a colder world. This talk about hypothermia and the meaning of life makes me think he's Thragg from 'Invincible'.
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> Viktor was aware of who he was. Sometimes, too much so
Chapter 1 was all about how uwu broken he was and how Jayce was the perfect alpha and gee, why can't he just fuck him? He needs that woman omega fucked right back into him.
> Heard the howl of an alpha mating with an omega
Yes, alpha males howl like dogs when they rape people in the street. A Clockwork Orange has nothing on this.
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> He could see the teeth ready for predation of he said yes
Sounds like omegas live in an apartheid state, where alpha males are free to rape them and if you accuse them of anything, it's blood libel. Progressive Taliban but makes it 🌟special🌟
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> Despite the heavy odor indicating that the alpha had gone into rut - it was dizzying, even
I've noticed that when omegas do into heat, they are the ones who have to seal themselves away and take drugs to suppress their 'rape me' scent, but alphas don't take any measures to prevent themselves from raping. They don't wear gas masks or take pills to calm down their rape instincts. They simply gang up on omegas like that Ozoro festival in Nigerian where men gang rape women who are found outside.
> You only have seven left to pass the lesson
"Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I have to play with you."
> You smell so fucking sweet - like almonds and caramel
So he smells like boba tea, nice.
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> Despite the alpha's brutal strength
Sexual dimorphism is a bitch, isn't it?
> Despite being accompanied only by his binder
All that talk about secondary sexes and transitioning, and you still cannot escape biology. You Will Never Be a Real Alpha.
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> They held up posters and pasted notices on public transit about the need to respect omegas
They really are spiritually Indian, aren't they?
> Alphas protested alongside them...but behind their backs they spoke vile and diminutive words about other sexes
So they are your classic male feminists: they like to say they are pro-women's rights, and then turn around and rape them without a second thought. They truly do live in an apartheid state governed by the worst kind of instincts. They are - God forbid - worse than Viltrumites or Necromorphs.
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> For a split second he surprised himself with the thought that he was protecting his uterus
You are not a duck. It's not going to twist itself out of the way. But it will be 'prodded' and 'pounded' by that massive alpha male cock.
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> This is an outrage. You're the one who dictates the rules, and yet you don't follow them?
Your entire society is an outrage and deserves to be destroyed but that's just me.
> A brutality typical of the wild state he was in
Well thank God our Latino dog has some manners!
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> Rather the pulsing of his carotid artery
If you pinch it you can knock him out. Knowing how strong alpha males are, I bet they could tear it out Rick Grimes style.
> For what reason would you choose me? You could get almost any other suitor
This Taylor Swift 'woe is me' shit again? How many times do you have to talk about the chopped cripple getting love for once?
> I don't care if you don't fit what's expected of you. Or that you can't give me pups
Wow, what a male feminist he is! He isn't going to renege on those statements at all!
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> I can't even mark you
Even your teeth are smaller than the alpha male's LMAO. Nothing in the front, nothing at the top.
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> Realizing how much bigger that hand was on him
Just your classic yaoi yeti puncher hands.
> How Jayce completely dominated his figure. He could hold him anywhere and carry him away with almost no resistance.
He's just uwu so smol. Sexual dimorphism continues to win out.
> Perhaps it would even be easy for Jayce to mess him up even more, to make his body even more imperfect
This omega would crumble if a paper airplane hit him. He's that weak.
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> For a moment he was dizzy at the size he would have to face
Don't worry, that 13 inch alpha male cock will have no issue going into that pocket pussy dimension.
> Alpha wants you. You need him.
These inner thoughts sound like HAL-9000 when he's talking on the ship. "David. Can't let you do that."
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> He was dripping. Never in his life had he felt so horny
> Only masturbated to brainy celebrities with big muscles and a bigger dick (so Dolph Lundgren)
> Jayce was his alpha, and Viktor his omega. Made for each other
Sounds awfully ✨HETEROSEXUAL✨
> Jayce's torso was strong, his chest was broad, and unfortunately he had no hair
Give him a few years and he'll look like your average Mexican: gout in his feet and knees with a massive gut. Also pre diabetic or full diabetic. You can taste his sugary sweet sweat to detect his blood sugar levels. Fun!
> Analyzed the alpha's cock, hard and swollen without having been touched, its head covered by foreskin. When he pulled it down could Viktor see it in all its goory, the tip dripping with accumulated lust
Cum is 'accumulated lust', who knew.
> How much of his hand would cover them. They were big and seemed heavy
Yeah I'm sure your Size 4 ring fingers can hold balls the size of a grapefruit.
> The alpha is going into rut. He is the warmth you need
Inner monologue starting to sound less like HAL and more like The Many from System Shock, lmao
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> It was quite beautiful, actually, and Viktor felt a certain envy, even though he had no interest in using it in the same way if he had one that size
What's that? The trans man is envious of the pinnacle of male virility; over the male organ that denotes him as unequivocally male and denotes you as its receptacle? You don't fucking say. Also, it's no issue making Viktor have a big dick. You just refuse to do it because he's your uwu tiny Victorian boy and you can't have him top the super-masculine Latino.
> What did his balls look like if they didn't shave?
Probably like a hedgehog. You are now writing them as 'not too much to bother' when, just a few sentences ago, you wrote them as being big and heavy. I'm sure the smell of alpha male balls made you forget what you just wrote.
> When alphas went into rut, they'd wag their imaginary tails for any ass in a skirt, many becoming dangerous enough to need treatment at clinics
Sounds like they need to be SPAYED and NEUTERED.
> To make Viktor a better omega
He needs to bring out his inner (wo)man by breeding that pussy real good. That's the only way you can feel complete.
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> His scent mixed with the other's virility
What does alpha male cock smell like? No, really. It's clearly enough to make a person fine with pissing on them like a dog.
> Alpha, my alpha, my alpha is marking me, everyone will know I belong to my alpha
These really ARE dog people. He's pissing on him like a fire hydrant the same way dogs mark their territory. Maybe alpha male cock smells like dog piss, who knows.
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> Your alpha is quenching your thirst. Open your mouth. Obey
Looks like I need to bring out the Bear Grylls pic again:
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> You're unbelievable. So good. Made for me
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia
> It was salty, and maybe a little disgusting
Hey, that could be useful when the Latino curse comes in the form of diabetes and you start to note his piss tastes like birthday cake. You might prevent a few amputations.
> He started asking questions at the age of three: why was I born like this? Why do we go through these difficulties?
'Why do we live in a sex segregated apartheid state? Why am I trans when my secondary sex cannot be changed? Why can't I identify as an alpha? Cold is the meaning of life.'
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> He refused to grow up as a girl
Fighting against science and Nature has worked so well that you are now using your female genitalia to accept the titular example of male virility in the name of becoming a 'proper omega'. That's not resisting your fate; that's accepting it.
> His massive body being undressed of the last pieces of clothing, leaving cubic centimeters of his skin
Man is out here with an Iron Dome body LMAO
> He was an animal. He could only think of one thing: he was an animal
I'll say.
> Let him bite you, your alpha wants to fuck you, I need the alpha inside
Oh you are totally a man of science forging your own destiny. All of that gets thrown away the moment you see a huge cock.
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> It hurt. His cunt certainly arched; it was so empty, and never in his life had he felt such a strong desire for a knot inside it
This is a real line.
> He didn't care about being a human being
Oh so you're a slave for cock? You don't say.
> He was an animal. An animal with instincts
And you're abiding by the same instincts your parents did when they made you. It is 100% heterosexual; almost as if you KNOW that is the only proper method for relationships.
> It didn't matter that Jayce was much bigger than he imagined, and his body had never accepted an alpha's cock before
He's a virgin but he accepts that 13 inch Hispanic Hog like a pro because of that unique omega physiology that makes the vagina act like a pocket dimension. You'd be amazed at how much you can fit inside.
> Tasted what his insides had to offer
And your pussy tastes like...?
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> Began to suck his cock efficiently
> It's only as big as the alpha male's fangs
Lol. Lmao
> drinking from the source as if he'd been thirsting for it for a long time
You'd think his vagina was like the Suez Canal.
> It would never fit
"It won't fit" 'I'll make it fit' 'You were made for me'
> When Jayce began to focus on sucking only his cock
Reminder, Viktor feels envy over Jayce's actual thick, virile, manly penis and has to convince himself his omega clitoris is one so he doesn't have a mental breakdown.
> Viktor was an omega - broken and different from the others, but still an omega
> Jayce was an alpha, there shouldn't be structural power difference between them
Real 'He was a boy, she was a girl, can it get any more obvious?' type shit. There are power differences because you are different sexes. One is male, and one is female, and you are engaging in the reproduction that has allowed our species to dominate the planet. It is heterosexuality, but make it 'queer'.
> Might be smaller and more vulnerable, submissive by nature
He's just uwu so smol and submissive and breedable because Nature made him that way and we can't fight Nature. Your genes dictate your position in life and that's it; no amount of personal achievement can erase your true nature.
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> He felt he was being mauled at the spot
Because he is.
> Where his uterus was, as if something there functioned
Yes, he is using a version of 'The Voice' to speak to his uterus and allow it to give birth to a new Emperor of Dune omega baby. That may or may not be crippled, too.
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> You'll feel stupid and cock hungry again when my knot is inside you
This is a real line.
> The intoxicating scent of pure cinnamon and leather
Boba tea and after shave, gotcha.
> Even though Jayce was too big for him
"I'll make it fit"
> You can take it, can't you?
Called it.
> Had to bully his pussy, pushing inch by inch to fit
This is a real line.
> It was as if they were made for each other, molded for each other
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia
> hearts would appear in place of his pupils
Wait until the SPAYED and NEUTERED prompt comes up.
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> You took everything perfectly. See how much stronger you are than you think?
> His only worth is how good his vagina takes his penis
Very feminist. Very exploring gender.
> You were never broken
Right, that's why the only time you complimented him was on his vagina's ability to take your penis and for him drinking your piss. How heartening.
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> Not too fast but deep enough to kiss his cervix
Oh? We're not 'pounding' it, we're just 'kissing' it?
> Could press the bulge his cock made in his belly
Maybe his uterus really is like a duck's, twisting higher into his abdominal cavity to accept the enormous size of an alpha male's penis. I wonder what their evolutionary path is like.
> His arms were pinned behind his back but when the thrusts got too strong he scratched him
How can he scratch him if his arms are pinned behind his back?
> Chuckled with his dizzy mind as he realized he was being fucked like a doll
He's just uwu so smol, the perfect prey, naturally submissive and breedable.
> It wouldn't hurt if he was cock hungry that much
This is a real line.
> You're so tight, you're all mine, I'm never letting another alpha come near you, fuck, gonna fill you up with my cum
This is also a real line.
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> You want my knot? You want me to breed you like this? Do you want me to claim you completely, omega?
This is also a real line.
> Full omega, fill me, please alpha, we need you
If his cum was like oil, maybe gas prices wouldn't be so high.
> The sound of them tearing into his skin sounded absurdly similar to the movement of the Hexcore
This means that him biting into his neck was akin to biting into metal. There's no possible way he could make that noise.
> Hearing the howls of his open jaw against his body
They piss like dogs to mark their territory, and they howl when they cum. Literal dog people.
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> His semen painted his womb
More like sprayed like a broken oil valve HEYO
> It was even more pleasurable to see the other covered in slick and blood
Who knew having sex in this universe was like fighting monsters in Bloodborne?
> About ten minutes
Yes, he remains hard for ten minutes straight and proceeds to walk around with his dick inside Viktor. This apparently isn't an issue because it later completely disappears as they return home.
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> Maybe Viktor could sharpen his teeth and try to look for a new treatment about his spine
Why didn't he do that before? He was just waiting for a good fuck to get his life together?
> About a possible pregnancy
He can't fix his spine but he can get knocked up. OK.
> It didn't matter if he was normal or not
Your entire arc was about how you should be pitied because you were 'broken' and couldn't smell alpha males in order to enter your heat. You had to simulate a stalking/rape scene just to get that uterus ticking. Your entire society is not normal.
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> Well-fed, well-fucked, well-filled and well-cared for
Another real line. Keep lines like these in mind because the author will be writing for Dom Top Jayce week, which is really more of the same shit I see on the regular. Will you get AIDS or men pissing on their partners like dogs? See you tomorrow.

That formulaic bookstore AU is now on its third chapter. Q&As, trigger warnings about falling into ravines, and agonizing over clothes 'Totally Spies!' style are all here.
Viktor is having a hard time picking an outfit for the big night out. All of his clothes are oversized and make him look boxy, with an aversion to clothes shopping and laundry to boot. He wants to look good for Jayce, even though he denies it. He remembers how his eyes lingered on his long legs and slim waist, an obvious clue that he's into him. He eventually decides on a shirt that's sheer under certain light, something he rarely wears; it shows off his zippertit scars and other scar tissue, so he pairs it with a maroon jumper. He completes it with a nice, slim pair of black pants that showcase his long legs and the ass he doesn't have, and adds some silver rings. He even contemplates putting on some eyeliner, but his hands shake too much and he would've ended up with the raccoon look, so he opts for undereye concealer instead.

As he looks himself in the mirror he has a very masc moment and starts to cry: the red makes him look washed out, the brace on his leg bunches up his pants, and his concealer doesn't help the dark circles. He doesn't want to cry on the big day, so sucks it up, packs his stuff, and heads to the bookstore.

Jayce, by comparison, also looks like an unhinged hobo because he also got poor sleep. He gets out of bed at noon, but spent four hours of that looking at Viktor's IG feed - all 2700 photos of it - before spending two whole hours in the shower. I pity his water bill. He then starts trimming his hair and beard (thanks to Ximena, he knows how to do it) to make himself look like a business CEO rather than a lumberjack who just came back from fighting Hugo Glass. He keeps the beard because he knows it's attractive, and Viktor showed attraction to him so it's a win-win. But then we get a look into Jayce's inner life: like most iterations, he's overly excitable, clingy and obsessive, enough that he's pushed multiple people away in his relationships without ever thinking he's the one who needs to change his behaviour. He's briefly worried about being seen as a stuck-up rich man, but that is second to his true nature which is just bipolar disorder in 200 lbs of muscle. Everyone says he goes too fast too quickly, and that his thinking twenty steps ahead is forcing things on them that they don't want. What should be a concerning character flaw is just a matter of quirkiness the reader should find cute.

But that's fine, because Jayce knows Viktor is The One because he knows all the facets of his personality and can't wait to hear what sounds he makes during sex. He thinks about how he'd spend 'every waking moment' with Viktor, giving him no space, and would watch him while he sleeps. It's bad enough that he has a therapist who has to process these emotions and he has to swear that he won't do the same with Viktor. That is thrown out the window as he puts on dark blue pants and a white button down that is meant to show off his beefy pecs. He can act normal, but he doesn't want to play fair, in his words. Big pecs won't hide the fact that you're in strong need of SSRIs, sir.

At the bookstore, Lest and Sky are all giggly and gossiping about who Viktor is dressing for. They complement his look and coax the fact that he did it for Jayce. They joke about it some more, much to his faux consternation, and have a good ole gal pal talk about how Jayce is looking at him like a four course meal and how he's dressing up because it's the first time he's felt something in ages. He asks Sky if he looks good - that masc confidence is clearly lacking - and she replies that he looks amazing. He confesses he wants something to happen and that Jayce is the first man who has caught his eye since the divorce. Sky squeals at this confession because her bestie is looking forward to true love, and who better to get freaky with than a hot Latino with one broken leg and a third leg in his pants?

Jayce interrupts their conversation, noting that they can't stop talking about him, and Viktor's brain has a 'Delete System 32' moment. He makes a joke about 'cat got your tongue' and Viktor asks if he eavesdrops on his coworkers (even though these people aren't his coworkers). Jayce, ever the charmer, says 'only the pretty ones' and introduces himself to Sky. Turns out she is the one who kept the business afloat and blushes at any mention of it. Viktor, by contrast, blushes at Jayce's Joel Miller look with his filled-out cheeks and salt-and-pepper beard coming in. He feels 'hot all over' by Jayce giving himself a hair cut.

Sky compliments 'Winter Night' which leads to Jayce saying that Viktor was expected to hate it, even when Viktor is one of the few people who read all of Jayce's works and was kind enough to review them. He jokes that he didn't 'hate them, but heavily disliked them'. Seeing the growing romantic tension, Sky leaves to go read it with Lest, leaving the two alone. As it turns out, this entire conversation was happening while Jayce was in the doorway, vs being in the business, and has to be invited in once Viktor stops having an NSYNC groupie moment and finally offers him a chair. They make small talk about how the weather affects their disabilities and how spring and autumn are the worst because of the 'mood changes'. I can think of something else that is affecting your mood, but your post-menopausal self wouldn't get it.

Viktor notes that Jayce's brace is unlike any on the market, to which Jayce says that he made it himself. He explains that the ones he did have tore through his clothes and were a hindrance rather than a help, and used his engineering PhD to make it. Viktor is gobsmacked at the news because he had no clue; Jayce jokes that he didn't read any of the gossip columns about him. Viktor replies that he didn't want to read about TMZ shit (one relates) and wanted to hear it from the man himself. Viktor also says he studied biomedical engineering, which also impresses Jayce. He says that he is brilliant and spent the entire night reading his reviews, so you know his IQ is high. Jayce then says he can't imagine him anywhere else, cooped up in a bougie neighborhood bookstore with his blog and all. Viktor is grateful that Jayce can see him for what he is, and finds it scary and unexpected that he can see him so well.

Then we have the issue of The Ex: he is the reason Viktor left academia, and did not think his bougie bookstore was a worthwhile endeavour (and he was right; they did have financial difficulties and nearly went under). He opened the bookstore out of spite with the settlement money and it is now the most successful indie bookstore in the city - despite being completely empty on Wednesdays.

Their flirting becomes more obvious: Jayce says that 'cocky looks good on you. Makes you look hotter' after Viktor says he was a brilliant engineer. This causes our lil bougie owner's heartrate to skyrocket and his face to go redder than John Cena's after a fight, and, for some reason, he thinks Jayce is insulting him. Very masc. He does so because Dmitri said, to his face, 'good luck finding anyone who could put up with a bore like you' and that he was dull, lifeless and soulless. These words are enough to damper the playful flirting and make him think Jayce could never want him. He changes the subject by preparing the questions for the Q&A session. Later, as said session begins, there are about 80 people there, young and old, and while he's seen bigger crowds this one makes him feel exposed. Why? Well our lil bougie is why: he's drawn to him like a bee to honey, and speedran over the line all because said bookstore owner was hot. Worse still, this hottie has a high IQ and a PhD, so he's met his match. He can't stop drooling over him and thought he ruined the whole moment by 'opening his big fucking mouth'.

The biggest issue is how he is going to hide his discomfort from the audience. Lest appears to give him a few comforting words, noting he 'looks like he's about to puke' but promises Viktor will have his back. At that moment, he looks at him, and notices that he has an ethereal glow from the overhead lights, making him look like 'a fae or nymph' sent to lead him astray. He admits he's happily be led if he let him. Viktor beckons him over, and he makes the long trek to be beside him. Viktor notes his anxiety and fear, and tells him to focus on him and only him to get through the talk. He guides him to a chair before he can pass out from said anxiety attack, and introduces him to the audience. His 'hot librarian aura' silences the crowd and introduces him as one of the most popular writers in the country. His works have been translated in over 30 languages and that his new book, 'Winter Night' shows a newer, fresher, more authentic side of himself. The crowd erupts in cheers with a single whoop coming from Jinx. None of that matters because the way Viktor said his name causes goosebumps to travel up his arms.

They begin their Q&A. It starts with the usual 'thank you for being here' before he asks what brought on the change in prose. Jayce responds by saying it came after a difficult time in his life, centered around his car accident on an icy road in the mountains. He ended up in a ravine with his leg trapped under the front end of the car that had been crushed during the fall. His leg was completely shattered and he was stuck there for six hours before rescuers could arrive. He had to endure PT just to walk again, but the emotional damage is what caused him to write the book. He wanted a narrative change and that traumatic event was the catalyst. When he looks up at Viktor, he's got tears in his eyes, something he dislikes because he doesn't want people's pity.

His book was meant to delve into the human psyche and 'change what people know' even when it is your basic survival story similar to '127 Hours' and other adventures of, say, people trapped on Mt. Everest. If there is an author I can compare him to, it's Farley Mowat. He changed the setting from Piltover to Frejlord so it could be a little more fantastical rather than a word-for-word autobiography. He chose the blizzard simply because it was cool, and used it as a metaphor for how one can be utterly blinded in life and left helpless to forces outside of their control. Jayce's book is based on an unreliable narrator: the book starts with the man talking about how great his life is to the point one becomes suspicious that he is hiding something else. The man is spiraling, and his circumstances serve as a reminder of what he has and what he has to lose.
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> The thought of him reading his book late at night made him feral
Who knew the counterpart to a post-menopausal (wo)man was a hunky lumberjack with a bum leg?
> He'd crawl on his hands and knees toward it
I assume his self-insert in the book wasn't trapped under a car for six hours.
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> It's this husk, a version of him that looks perfect at first glance but crumbles when you look at it too closely
> It's actually a self-insert because it's partially autobiographical
> Viktor is somehow surprised
Guess that 200 IQ is good for nothing.
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> It depends on the day
> Where do you stand?
> It depends on the day
Stellar writing, 100% Zoolander.
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I'd really love to know how one could get a queer reading from a guy trapped at the bottom of a ravine during a blizzard. Do tell me what a heterosexual person misses from a story about a guy spiraling while he freezes to death. The man can't 'process his sexual identity?' His fucking leg is shattered and he's going mad from -30 C weather. He's not deepthroating icicles; he's trying to survive. I knew this was going to be formulaic, but I never thought it was going to be this retarded.
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> This is literary fiction, not a thriller
It's still a form of psychological thriller as the narrator is unreliable and we don't know what is happening aside from the fact he's stuck in a ravine during a blizzard.
> Many people did not approach reviewing the book in good faith
He's gonna hate my ass, then.
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I think she meant 'soon'.
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> Rosy lips
His lips are thin and white. He doesn't have Kardashian lips.
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> Just him sitting at the bookstore and waiting for customers that never came
That's just your average Wednesday, boo.
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Look at that. They're going on a nice, cute date! That bookstore hottie about to get some dick!
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This one got bumped up to 8 chapters because the author didn't wanted to edit a 20k chapter. Makes it easier for me, too.

A Hungarian who participates in r/lesbianfashionadvice jumps into The Discourse on whether people should leave negative comments on a work or not. Not too long ago, these groups had a meltdown over people telling them how to properly write and format dialogue.
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> We write for free therefore you can't criticize us
> You are not supporting our growth
> You don't understand our perspective
They do this and wonder why they aren't getting any hits. If they DO get hits and become popular, then people are going to want to hate it out of spite.
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"What is pacing?"
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"The pacing is the one the author wanted" - and if it's bad, it's bad. Sure, I cannot tell the writer how to write, but I can tell you as an outsider how good it is. They would do the same thing to me, without mercy, if I posted my work in the open.
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> If there's something jarring, it's your fault, the author intended it
> You don't get it because you aren't a beta
I've read multiple fics with 2 or 3 beta readers and there were still huge errors and spelling mistakes in it. They are often friends of the author, anyways, so they'll go lightly on them.
> It's a personal preference, not a flaw
If it's logically a flaw, and I am not the only one noticing it, it ain't on me, but on you.
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As it happens, this user also posted selfies in r/lesbianfashionadvice where she wonders if she's the 'gay main character in Trader Joe's.' Honestly, she looks like Janice Joplin about to send me MDMA courtesy of the US government. Link / Archive

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Main gay character syndrome? Ma'am, you're the Magyar fivehead in a wheat field. You're either going to sell me potions, fresh onions or genetically modified weed.
Cowboy lolita:
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Ming dynasty tea pot:
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Qing dynasty tea pot:
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Madame Mao's Yee Haw extravaganza:
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Persian carpet with a witchy top:
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These are the people telling you you shouldn't be leaving feedback on fanfics.
 
From an author whose name sounds like 'nighogger' has seven parts outlined for this fic. It is your usual sexy professor going for a younger, virile male student - with some caveats.
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> He had a habit of twirling his shoulder-length hair
Very masc. And no matter how 'beautiful' you make this skinny angel seem, he is always going to look like Asmongold with a full set of teeth.
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Oh-ho-ho. He wants that extra credit that involves something wetter and juicier! He needs to 'bump' up those numbers, see. He's been having trouble in the cock stock market.
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> I don't have roommates, I'm on campus anyways
You would have roommates because you are in a dorm. You are not living in your own apartment even when you have the money to afford one.
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> Does no one know how to treat you right?
Ah, this trope. He is going to rock his world by finally working the clit and by fucking him in ways no other penis owner has before. That man pussy is going to start singing Sabrina Carpenter once he gets to work 'drinking up that nectar'.
> You deserve someone that takes care of you. That waits for you to be home
A 20-year-old wants to be a house husband? That's a first. Will you make him mow the lawn and clean the pool shirtless?
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> In class, Jayce got bolder
> Knew he wanted Viktor in a way that was definitely not fitting for a student and professor
Well it'd make for some good headlines: "Young athlete knocks up trans man professor, proudly claims he's the father" would make for some great drama. You normally see trans men in the media for murdering their parents, not this.
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> Suddenly aware of the fact that their height difference would allow him to kiss his professor's forehead with little to no issue
He's just uwu so smol.
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> The pain in his leg
Whose leg? Viktor's, or his? It also just occurred to me that Jayce is also trans in this - is he swimming on the men's team, or the women's? How did he run all the way over there when he has to wear a leg brace, too?
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> Would Viktor's lips be as soft as they looked?
He's gonna need more than Botox to plump them up.
> Would his skin bruise easily under his teeth
Pretty sure a strong wind would make him look like Grimace.
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Did you know Jayce wears a packer in this? He swims with the men and still has to wear one because not having a penis gives him mental issues. What's he going to penetrate his professor with? His t-dick? A dildo? A strap-on? You'll have to wait until the 28th to find out.

This one was based on the Great Gatsby. Instead of Leonardo DiCaprio, we have another playboy who gets smitten by a (wo)man who has to navigate three identities and has to decide whether having sex with a vagina is homophobic or not. That shellshock hit him real bad.
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> The summer of the early second decade of the turn of the century
Just say it's the summer of the 1920's, goddamn. Or just write the year it takes place, ffs.
> An explosive glamour or social debauchery
*An explosive display of social debauchery
> The Kiramanns specifically pushed for prohibition
Knowing Cassandra, I bet she was behind Votes for Women as well. Is Giopara a misogynist, by any chance?
> Sure, some staff he hired come from those slums
He hires poor prostitutes to dance for him and then threatens their lives if they steal from him. Yeah, that fits. They'd respect him more if he paid them well.
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> A tall, slender doe
A doe is a female deer.
> Giving a sense of wounded prey in the eyes of beasts they called men
Nice purple prose for someone who is sticking out in a party by wearing a golden porcelain mask.
> This masked dame was a gentleman, born in the body of a woman who lacked the societal obedience and ignorance expected of a lady of the time
I like the fact that you just clocked, outed, and called a trans man a woman. Almost as if you don't actually think they're men, but women pretending to be one.
> The masked man did not have much of a body to flaunt like other dames
Why are you calling him a man if you know he's a woman? Defeats the entire purpose of anonymity if his 'broad shoulders' and 'pale skin' don't make him a man.
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> His bulging, muscular body swooped toward the masked dame
We know he's a man because of his big, bulging muscles, a nice sign of masculine power, while the 'dame' is skinny, pale, and crippled.
> Despite not caring whether a woman came to his parties alone
He keeps calling this character a woman despite the 'trans' tag, lmao. First chapter in and the author doesn't even believe the shit she writes.
> M'lady
*M'theydy
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He's calling himself after the Queen? Huh. Makes sense since she was only 4'11 and our big muscly man here is too tall even for the US Army, lmao.
> Despite being born and raised in Zaun, New York
I love these implications that Viktor can't speak English because he's a dumb foreigner despite living in the city his entire life. "I can't into English" doesn't work when he would know how to speak both fluently. I don't think these Chink authors would appreciate me calling them dumb foreigners when they do it.
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> Do you really think so little of me?
Yeah. He keeps misgendering you and you're totally fine with it, lmao.
> You are an odd girl
He wants to be a man so bad he can't even pass as one anonymously. Talk about failure to launch.
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> Like a goddess hiding her true self from the eyes of mortals that would melt if ever graced by such a glance
They'd just start hurling slurs. You know this party is segregated, too; no niggers in my trans ballroom.
> Even an engineer must be well-versed in classic literature
It was a requirement to even enter university back then. He would know all those titles.
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> Is required to know Greek mythology and philosophy as part of the Humanities for his course
> Doesn't know who Hephaestus is or what he looks like
You know the author just read the book or watched the movie and that's it. She clearly did not do her research. Hephaestus was known for being deformed yet praised for his blacksmithing. He's just like Viktor frfr
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> I am no *Aphrodite
> Perhaps I don't want to be a lady
> Gets called a wild hoofer, which is slang for female dancer
> Is constantly and consistently clocked and treated as a woman
Lol. Lmao. We are not even trying anymore.
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> This place is full of dumb doras
No wonder Viktor wants to be a man. Giopara just called the prostitutes he hired to entertain as his party 'scatterbrained'. The term is exclusively meant for women.
> I'm no orchid
> Is asked if he's a fragile orchid
> Says he isn't an orchid but a rod of cast iron formed in the flames of the forge
I don't think he's an orchid, but a Miu Miu jacket: expensive, but cheaply made, and comes apart when you tug at it.
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> Surprised by the calluses f a laborer on such a frail woman
He wants to be treated as a man and yet here you are misgendering him. It's not a crime when WE do it, chud.
> The fact that I am a strong woman?
> I thought you didn't want to be a lady?
Finally, some fucking sense for once. I also had a laugh when he told her that she's rebelling against nature and that the world wouldn't allow his epic transition. Sucks he can't go to Germany and have Hirschfeld give him the snip.
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Along with the formatting, which I hate, there's some insane purple prose going on here.
> Booze and unfortunate vomit littered the white stone in a hazardous collection of sinful indulgence
When you drink this heavily and in peak summer heat, someone somewhere is going to vomit. You don't need 'hazardous collection of sinful indulgence' because the imagery of vomit on the stone already does that. Writing about the smell alone would sell it.
> V was like no other person Jayce had ever met
Because he's a pooner pretending to be a woman and you have to convince yourself it's gay to fuck his pussy.
> Shattering menagerie of two glass rabbits pretending to be golden tigers
This doesn't make a lick of sense either. A menagerie is a collection of wild animals; this would mean everyone in that room is a glass rabbit. The author is trying to say they are pretending to be something they are not. She could have written, 'they are golden tigers in this menagerie of indulgence and debauchery, but in truth, they are no more than two glass rabbits.' There. You have the metaphor and the allegory.
> Moistened pot of dripping sweat from liquor and summer heat
> Delicately soaring with the gentle patter of heartbeats
I don't think of butterfly wings when people are dancing to the point of vomiting in the summer heat. They are glass rabbits, but they're also butterflies, which suggests some form of fragility. 'Their hearts patter but cannot be heard above the dripping sweat and summer heat' is a very literal and effective literary tool. It's better than whatever the fuck I just read.
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> Doesn't want to be seen as a woman
> Breaks down like a woman when called a 'cripple'.
This person could NOT survive New York. Kids back then were calling Jewish kids 'Christ Killers' and hurling every kind of slur you can imagine. You want to be a man, especially among men suffering from PTSD after the Great War? Time to man up and take a few insults. It's funny he is fine with other women called misogynistic insults yet loses it when it's directed at him.

I do not know how long this one will go for, but if the chapters are longer and formatted like this, it's Sparknotes time. I'm honestly staying for the Trifecta Troon plot and how that'll go.

In another instance of 'why even bother?' dioscums, of the 13-inch cowboy fame, has an FTM mob wife get kidnapped because he wants to breed that white poontang for himself. One wonders why the cartel isn't used as a setting, but maybe all those gore vids and penile dismemberment might be too much for our MS13 inches here. Lines for this fic include:
- So every single time you let me fuck your pussy raw meant nothing?
- So you're telling me you'll always be agreeable if you've got a big dick inside you, is that it?
- experience the way his holes milk the cock servicing it for all its worth.
- pink and waxed pussy throbs in greeting
- fucks into his sloppy hole even harder.
- Filthy cockslut, I should beat some manners into your pussy so it finally learns to behave.
- Slick spills from him like fresh strings of honey, pooling on the bed and dripping on the inside of his upper thigh.
- Put your fat cock in me. My pussy needs you.
- "Worthless slut. Can't even think when you've got a fat cock filling you up this good, can you?"
- He wants to plant triplets in him if it comes down to it — just to prove how virile he is
- rammed his raw and musky cock inside his wet and unprotected pussy.
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> It must be a mess down there right now, and there's definitely going to be political shit to deal with between the two families
I'll say. You didn't just start a gang war, but a race war. The gore videos are gonna be LIT.
> Barely hides his milky white thighs
We know our uwu so smol undercooked chicken breast is white, thanks.
> Little fists and heels
He's so smol I bet he has the shoe size of a 4th grader.
> His lanky frame easily encased by Jayce's own larger body made out of muscle and scars
He even has the alpha male tattoos sans the cigarette in his mouth. In another life, he'd be a Chippendale star.
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> That it's me you want. That you've always wanted to leave him
White people don't season they penile lengths
> So every single time you let me fuck your pussy raw meant nothing
1. This is a real line and made me laugh out loud and 2. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. He wanted your big dick and he admits it.
> Causing him to keel over from the sheer disgust and pure rage he feels at the memory
And like a bull, or a Viltrumite, he sees nothing but red and nearly rips apart the bedsheets from the sheer force of his rage. He's giving Thragg a run for his money.
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> His large hand cupping Viktor's entire thigh before sliding down his ankle
While I was about to comment that this is your typical yaoi size difference, it's the outfit that gets me. He is wearing a dress that does nothing but exaggerate his bony frame. You want me to believe that this is a mob boss's gorgeous wife; a drop dead dame with a winning pussy, and all you managed to create was Hailey fucking Bieber at last year's Met. Context, in case anyone missed that disaster:
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> The gusset is so tiny that the lips of his pussy swallow it completely
I hope he washes both holes because that's how you get a UTI. You don't need more funk on top of your mum pum funk.
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> His eyes go half-lidded afterwards as he bites the nail of his index finger
I expected him to say, 'That's hot' in Paris Hilton's voice.
> So you're telling me you'll always be agreeable if you've got a big dick?
Yeah. Why else would he be wearing a gold g-string? He wants that Kim K snuff film.
> Does this mean that Viktor will agree to just about anything regardless of who's on top of him? Jayce can't accept that
In the future you won't be whipping out your big gun, you'll be whipping out your secondary, and we can have a literal dick measuring contest to see who's bigger.
> Experience the way his holes milk his cock servicing it for all its worth
He really is like a bull. Everything is about seeing red and getting 'milked'.
> He wants to destroy each bone in their body with a hammer before finally putting them out of their misery
Whoa there, hermano. We can't have you going back to your cartel roots just yet!
> The sight of the purpling and glistening head of the long, thick, and uncut length makes Viktor gulp
Sorry, but a purpling head doesn't arouse me. You either have circulation issues or it's about to turn into Grimace.
> Pink and waxed pussy throbs in greeting
It drools like a dog, it flutters shyly, it's soggy, and now it's throbbing in greeting. Can it get a job at the World Trade Center yet?
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> Can't deny the hypnotizing pull of Viktor's pulsing pussy
That's exactly what the Conquistadores thought when they met Mexica women, albeit the races are swapped here. White pussy DO hit different.
> As if being deprived of Jayce's cock for less than a week was pure torment
I told ya, white men don't season they dicks. They need that authentic Mexican spice.
> Splitting Viktor's pussy open with each thrust
He really is like undercooked chicken because he keeps getting speared by a brown piece of wood.
> Everyone in the Romanov family must have
Uh oh. Hope there isn't a 'Natasha' in the family who moonlights as a Soviet-trained assassin.
> Feels the veins in his neck pop
He keeps going like that he's going to develop an aneurysm and he won't be able to crush our dear pale, white, milky, swan-neck beauty over here.
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> Fucks into his sloppy hole harder
This is a real line.
> Putting an heir in me for a change once we get home
Always remember that half the time, these 'trans' men aren't actually transitioning. They are normal women who want to be seen as men and the author wants to write heterosexual sex without the stigma or bore behind it. Yes, he got the zippertit surgery, but that pussy leaks so much like a xenomorph's mouth you KNOW he has not been on T. You can't be on T while pregnant either, unless you want your mob boss baby to look like something from 'The Hills Have Eyes'.
> Bare and tattooed chest
Just so you know this BPD nightmare is also a bad boy. He's got the tattoos of Danny Trejo while getting fucked by someone who looks like Hailey Bieber. Fun.
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> Squeezing Viktor's impossibly small tits
You'd have a better time fondling your balls.
> Red begins to mar the skin of Viktor's chest. In a couple of hours, it'll be a beautiful purple shade, because he's always been known to mark like that
That pale, creamy, white skin is about to look like 'The Great British Baking Show' with how many colours it's going to have on it.
> Teasing the slit and squeezing each fuzzy and heavy ballsack
And it's still bigger than his tits, lmao
> Filthy cockslut. I should beat some manners into your pussy so it finally learns to behave
This is a real line.
> Hands wrapping around Viktor's delicate waist. It's so small that his fingers meet in the middle
THIS FUCKING LINE. One of these days, I will have a separate post showing all the times it's been used to describe to human skeleton.
> Like his penchant for deriving pleasure from the ever-composed Viktor's subservience and helplessness
Funny how this is the default for their FTM characterization: smaller than the male, weaker than the male, and only good for learned helplessness and fucking.
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> As he ruts himself against Jayce with his dripping wet mound
I just think of a wet sponge.
> Presenting his still-twitching rosy and greedy hole. Slick spills from him like fresh strings of honey
Ladies, don't you wish you gushed like a threatened octopus? That you'd wet the bed with it and it looked like a PB&J sandwich?
> Put your fat cock in me. My pussy needs you.
This is a real line.
> Rams the head of his drooling cock into his cervix over and over again
I will once again ask if these women have had their cervix pinched. I will assume not, because 'ramming' the cervix like it's a nail to a hammer will send you to the ER.
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> Worthless slut. Can't even think when you've got a fat cock filling you up this good
This is a real line.
> You're not just a mindless bitch in heat after all
Spoiler: he's actually a totally nice guy, he just has his BPD moments because authors are more attracted to him if he has the same personality as Andrew Tate.
> As a reward, I'm gonna give you a baby. Bet you'd love that, won't you, darling?
I know you aren't feeding, changing the diapers, or losing sleep over that baby. The first thing you'd want to do is fucking that honey-slime vagina minutes after it just pushed out a new human being.
> Obedient and seductive even in the way his higher functions cease to work as intended
Ah yes, the 'fucked stupid' thing. Funny how this only happens to vagina owners.
> He can sink his canines deep into the column of Viktor's unmarked pale neck
Good luck paying that hospital bill after your little swan-neck slut develops a nasty flesh-eating infection. You probably think staph A is a sex position.
> Only pushes deeper and pushes into Viktor's cervix, pumping the smaller man full of thick globs of semen
> He wants to plant triplets in Viktor if it comes down to it, just to prove how virile he is
Triplets only occur in 1 in 1000 births, and are more common in IVF pregnancies. It is due to the fertilized egg splitting into three embryos. The egg decides which sperm to accept. And if you did get triplets, your little skeleton is going to look like a bloated whale. Fun - and wait until you see those stretch marks.
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We had all that talk about him popping out his veins and seeing red, and all it takes for him to snap out of it is to drop a heavy load? OK.
> Those fools from the Romanov family know it very well
I really, really hope they don't have a family member named Natasha.
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> Raised as a boy in a whorehouse
> The whores don't want him to suffer their own fate, so they try to raise money for this kid in order to get an education
> CPS and other resources aren't consulted for some reason (it's set in the modern day)
> The kid is saved from drugs and human trafficking
> Gets sold at the ripe age of 18 for a rival crime family
OK.
> He turned cruel, grew paranoid, and became suspicious of Viktor's character
Funny, I just read Jayce doing the exact same thing but getting away with it because he has a big dick. It's OK for him to have veins pop out of his neck and the head of his penis to turn purple because he's hot.
> And the Jayce said he was promised the hand of the Medarda clan's daughter
This woman keeps catching strays. She exists as a black woman in the middle of a popular, white-lead MLM ship and you have to read about how someone who looks like Hailey Bieber has a better pussy than a black woman with junk in the trunk. They cannot keep her out of their mouths.
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> Rammed his raw and musky cock inside his wet and unprotected pussy
Because white, wet, and unprotected pussy is better than the black version, eh?
> Tried not to look too happy when Jayce broke off his engagement when the woman learned of his infidelity with the wife of a mob boss
Of course, because he's getting picked. The black woman is getting shit on because he knows he's superior: better skin, better looks (fact check: false), better desirability, and a honey-slick pussy. Black pussy is inferior to a white one.

I also noticed that the author never bothers with the 'FTM' behind FTM. Aside from the zippertits, he's always referred to with female honorifics, with 'wife' being the most prominent among them. This is just a white woman getting chosen over a black one and feeling good that he can get a BPD Latino to call him a dirty slut.

Mel didn't even NEED to be in this. But Jayviks love putting her there because they want to be Viktor, and white women, more than anything else, need to be at the top of the sexual desirability pecking order.
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> If anyone has a complaint with that, they can take it up with Jayce's gun
Cute, I'll just get another cartel to come in while you're having a birthday party and clean it up.

This started as a mob boss fantasy with the characters so ridiculously OOC that they're two completely different people, to a sad tale about a kid who grew up in a brothel, and not a school, to be sold to a rival family at 18, to cucking a black woman who didn't even need to be there to serve a racial fantasy about a white woman getting picked over her. You will never convince me that someone who resembles Hailey Bieber will do better over someone like Mel, perfect cameltoe aside, because she ruins your yaoi. But, uh, thanks for the 'Put your fat cock in me. My pussy needs you' line. I need some more quotable material.

nakura has published her entry for a dom top week. It features an unfaithful husband going after his crippled babysitter because who doesn't love a side piece who is a carbon copy of your wife? Features the classic 100% homosexual penis-in-vagina sex.
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> Never put your phone number in the ad
How are they supposed to contact you, then? You never mentioned an e-mail. You can have a personal AND professional phone number, you know.
> If his clients clocked him
That's not a hard thing to do. All they have to do is look at your hands and feet.
> What if my son gets stuck in a tree?
Call the fire department after you film it for a TikTok. These people are asking a disabled person to perform Captain America moves when emergency services exist for that reason.
> He could never have one, not naturally, with his dysphoria and poor health
Watch him have lots of vaginal sex and get pregnant with another set of mixed race babies because you don't get dysphoria if the man dicking you is hot.
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> Medium length hair with grey streaks
Great, a Mexican Fabio. I would suggest Justin Baldoni but he's getting cancelled thanks to Blake Lively, so...
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> Since he himself had an ankle problem
That's not a disability, and it's clear that this is S2 Jayce where he has to wear an entire leg brace. She later retcons this by saying he has a 'leg problem'. Apparently, disability only matters when you're a white FTM who wants to be sexually desirable.
> And your wife
You will never guess what she looks like.
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> It was uncomfortable being in a car alone with a man bigger than him
Why? Is there something about large males that makes you uncomfortable? It sounds like you need to shed your bioessentialist thinking.
> His feet were bigger than Viktor's
Yeah because he has dainty, lotus shoe feet. Size 4 ring fingers and Size 4 shoes. He's just itsy bitsy.
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> Dark with brown hair, they looked quite strong
Is he wearing a Persian carpet on those arms?
> Smelling like a hygienic father
I LOVE how Jayviks make statements like this without realizing how absurd they sound. What, do Latino men smell bad? Is that it? Do they smell like unwashed ass, or is that for white men? It calls to mind Joe Biden calling Barack Obama 'clean'. What do you mean by that?
> Admitted to being an emo
He is literally too young to be one. Emo culture began to die out around 2010.
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> He didn't look at his leg and say, 'and is that why you use a cane?'
That's a weird question to ask especially when the original question was about Jayce's father and not about why he uses a cane. What a stupid thing to write.
> Already thinking about what to put on the playlist
Let me guess: Mitski, Chapell Roan, Ethel Cain...am I missing someone?
> A white woman, with light brow hair, hugging two children
> The ideal wife
> The woman is written to look exactly like him
Ho hum. All he's missing are the 'feminine curves' but he's still got those child-birthing hips. It's not lost on me how white women are the ideal 'wifely' ideal, lmao.
> Black and thick
That Mestizo DNA still going strong.
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> Babysitters can't be men! It's against the law!
He identifies as a babysitter 😉 No, really, he doesn't have his permits or qualifications.
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> Only for men and only for women
Note how there are no other genders mentioned aside from these two. Sex isn't binary until it is.
> She hadn't shown up to test the new babysitter for their young children, didn't mean she was a bad person, or bad mother
Yeah, it is strange how the husband is acting as if his wife doesn't exist. A woman would want to know the person who is watching after her children. I wonder what the justification is for this OC not being there.
> Anna explained more about Sonic's lore
Keep her away from Chris-Chan.
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> She asked several times why his hair was so soft
Estrogen, baby.
> Male babysitter
He isn't male. His sex is female. Words have meaning.
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> The ability to influence such fragile beings
Yes, that seems to be a common theme with trans people: get 'em young so they will always think you are part of the norm vs being a sex-addicted cult.
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> Just ask daddy here
And daddy sure does love his white women, huh? He never chose a woman of his own race, primarily because Latinas don't act nicely when they find out their husband has been cheating.
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> The stupid wet dream that left him wet in the middle of the night
And the author would like to tell you he's a homosexual male despite having a functioning vagina that is reacting in the presence of a well-groomed, attractive male man.
> He smelled good
Isn't it great when brown men discover what soap is?
> He was everything Viktor had ever wanted in a man
A biological female, who wants to be a male, lusts after a brown man who in turn lusts after him because he's a less curvier, bustier version of his wife...yeah this one is a straight doozy.
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> Found himself unable to move even his mouth with the mass of muscle behind him
Muscle = man, while emaciated = female.
> The boys
Annamarie is a boy's name, apparently. She has been referred to with female pronouns earlier in the chapter; why not use 'the children' when they are opposite sex siblings?
> It's harder for a male babysitter
He's not male. He's female. If a person has a vagina, they are female.
> How easy it would be for Jayce to dominate him, to hold both his ankles with one hand or to hold his waist or neck or...
Because you're barely 5'1 and are skinnier than a tweaker. A paper plane is heavier than you.
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> Maybe being a homosexual man also makes me more delicate with them
Here are the facts, chief: under no circumstances are you are homosexual man, because to be homosexual you: A) need to be the same sex of the sex you are attracted to, and B) not exclusively use your vagina to engage in said sex. You are a heterosexual female - who is NON-OP, mind you - who get CLOCKED on the job more than once, seducing a married man who is also exclusively attracted to vagina. If he doesn't accept any anal play, he's not gay.
> Not everyone would let a girl braid their hair
Oh, she's a girl now? How do you know? You called her a boy earlier.
> Not every family accepted the existence of non-heterosexual people
You are a straight woman who uses her vagina during sex. You are not a homosexual male.
> He wished Jayce would admit that his wife wasn't alive and that he actually wasn't straight and wanted Viktor
If he ONLY has sex with vaginas, he's straight. You 'identifying' as a man doesn't change that. The author has made it clear that this character won't even get a tongue or a finger up his ass, so what makes you think that he's remotely homosexual?
> Jayce could put him on the counter, rip off his clothes, and stick his tongue inside him right now to test it.
Cunnilingus is a very homosexual male act.
> He could drop him to the ground and mount him without preparation from how slippery he was
I guess your disability doesn't exist when you want to have homosexual vaginal sex, eh?
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> He could fantasize about them parking behind some random house to finish their chores in a dirty, indecent way
The job is to not fall in love with your boss, yet he's already dreaming about being a homewrecker. Naturally, when the wife actually does make an appearance - and the doppelganger allegory is intentional - Viktor views it as a threat to himself, because he wants to be the one to get picked as the 'homosexual male', not the curvaceous straight white woman. If there's anything she captures correctly about the homosexual experience - anal AIDS being one of them - is that white gay men can be very, very petty. Give that dynamic to a pooner with image issues who thinks she's a gay man and you get a disaster in the making.

On the AO3 subreddit, a medical professional spied a fundamental error in a fic she was reading. She then asked said subreddit if it was right to point out said error. A bulk of the comments said no.
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This is why research is so important and to craft your fic in a way that if said things happen, they can be easy fixes. The worst thing for a writer is to discover major plot points/factual inaccuracies that can tank your work. Some genres like sci-fi can play with science a little, but even IPs like 'Mass Effect' had actual scientists offering their input. @Aunt Carol has corrected me on certain things and I am not even offended; her esoteric knowledge is legendary.
"I'd just let it go"
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That is a 'You' problem, miss.
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That sounds like something a certain Orange Man does.
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If your fic's premise could end on a fact-check, you didn't do your research. Simple as.
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You could always rewrite the story with the original elements you wanted with updated information. Fanfic is flexible. It just seems they don't want to do the heavy lifting of reading actual books to supplement their creativity.
 
On the AO3 subreddit, a medical professional spied a fundamental error in a fic she was reading. She then asked said subreddit if it was right to point out said error.
She's saying "a mechanism of trauma," though; this story has gotta be about age regression, amnesia, or magical healing dick.

There's no way she wants to tell an author that they should have written a character getting tons of IV sodium bicarb before they were pried out of the clenched fist of a downed mech.

@Aunt Carol has corrected me on certain things and I am not even offended; her esoteric knowledge is legendary.
Iron sharpens iron, but in the context of etymology and Metal Gear lore.
 
Adult life is hitting this author hard. That's why the lines are double-spaced straight from Notes.
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> Anyone who looks at his cane and his limp and decides he's fragile
Take that up with the fandom, who have universally decided that you are 'pale and delicate'.
> Who is six-foot-four
He's 6'2 and that is his official height. They always make him taller so the size difference is more pronounced on top of the sexual dimorphism.
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> It's a lot, Viktor won't deny that
Not every fic is tagged with 'Jayce has a large penis' but it's decidedly more than the nearly 200 exclusively tagged for that.
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The masc, manly thing to do is to simply tell your partner outright that you want to be fucked harder, not play mind games.
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> At the way Jayce's fingers could circle his wrist twice over
He really is sporting those yaoi hands, lmao
> I'm not your delicate little invalid
Tell that to your fandom.
> I want you to fuck me so hard I will be able to feel it tomorrow
So you actually want him to double your cripple status? Cool.
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> Fingers digging in hard enough to bruise
To be fair, breathing on him is enough to do that. He's a walking Bubble Boy.
> Jayce in his space, all six-foot-four (*6'2), broad chest heaving, eyes blazing. For once he looks dangerous
He learns he can hurt a white uwu trans man and that Mestizo DNA comes right out.
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>You don't get to complain tomorrow when you can't walk. You asked for this
Yeah, he said as much.
> He hauls Viktor off the wall, spins him around, and bends him over the workbench
This would mean he was dragging him away from the wall as the bench stretches the entire lab. The closest wall is the one next to the chalkboard.
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> Jayce's cock is too big, it's always been too big
"It won't fit" 'I'll make it fit'
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> Wanted me to use you like the little whore that you are
Fascinating how they really are written as being prostitutes or rape victims. There really is no in-between.
> The extra stimulation makes his back bow
Disability doesn't exist when you have a 13 incher ramming you like a kebab.
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> His whole body convulses around his cock
Would be a damn shame if he actually started seizing. That's a helluva way to present to the ER.
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> His hole is flushed, raw, stretched wide. It gapes, a perfect circle that shows no sign of closing
> Closes in the next scene
OK.
> He can feel how loose he is, how used
So basically he fucked you until your vagina resembled a vacuum hose. Cool.
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> You were trying to piss me off. It worked
TBF, all it took was suggesting you were 'too soft' and that inner Conquistadore came out.
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> You're so red here. So pretty like this
Are we forgetting that he was gaped to the point air was blowing into his vagina? It'd be like tonguing a pool noodle.
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And that's that. Hope your vagina seals up soon, mate.

The second chapter of that Great Gatsby fic has been published. The author has trigger warnings for sexism and misgendering, despite calling the titular character a 'dame' and a 'doe' in Chapter 1.
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> A man a couple of surprising inches taller than the hulking Giopara
Giopara would have been put on machine gun duty, as you had to be a minimum of 5'10 to lug them around. The maximum height to join the army is 6'8. Dmitri would've been too tall to be a courier and likely would've been shot as his head would've stuck out over the trenches.
> A fragile porcelain beauty
Mm we love our fragile porcelain trans beauties, don't they? He's pale and delicate and Giopara is muscular and huge. We love our heterosexual dynamics.
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> Vikki did not want to be a housewife
That would explain why she wants to be a man. The thing that gets me is the 'homophobia' tag; who, and what, is being homophobic? The culture, or the man trying to convince himself that having sex with a vagina is gay?

What is interesting is that the 1920s did see an explosion in feminism. More women were attending college, going to parties and leading temperance/voting/political movements. The suffragettes were a powerful movement at the time; how come Vikki here isn't aligned with them?
> She knew that he resented her limp
He had no problem using that vagina. What also gets me is that, despite this era still being wonky in obstetrics, you have a severely disabled woman giving birth with no long-term effects. There are no physiotherapists or disability rights activists at this time. He should have gone with the suffragettes.
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> The display of hypocrisy in the church frustrated her
You are a woman, pretending to be a man, rebelling against the natural order - and called out for that by a man - because Nature is wrong. You hate Christianity for having double standards? Take a good look in the mirror.
> Her body is sickly and tired, but she refused to accept that she was incapable of doing anything that an able-bodied person could
Except run. She can dance just fine, though.
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*Rascal
Would you look at that. Giopara isn't just falling for a woman who wants to be a man, but a disaffected wife, too. We're ticking off all the boxes!
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> He knew he had met her somewhere
V = Vikki hasn't hit you yet? She gave you her name at the party.
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> I am self-taught
Again, there were plenty of women entering university in this decade. It was the feminist decade before second-wave feminism pushed even more women into post-secondary education. I can see Vikki being too broke for the Ivy Leagues but no education? Right.
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> M'lady
*M'theydey
> I would be pretty mad at Judas if he betrayed me after cleaning the shit from his toes
> Implying Jews would ever walk in shit or hang around camels
> She's here, I can feel it
Can you feel the male presence of female presence?
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> I can feel her soul beg me to find her
Do you sense the male soul or the female soul?
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> Mother said she is from the Undercity, that she's a gold digger. Father even thinks she's faking being cripple
Her father is a doctor. He'd know Vikki wasn't faking it. He has to walk around with a pronounced limp, remember? It'd be very hard to fake a disability back then consider people would fight you over it.
> Vikki knew he believed the misogyny in every word he uttered
And instead of addressing societal misogyny, the titular character is just going to troon out and pretend that being a man will erase it.
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This is ripped straight from Boardwalk Empire when Nucky takes in Margaret, albeit that Giopara is larger, more muscular, and more attractive. Looking forward to the domestic violence arc that pushes them together.
Here is Chapter 3. They talk at a luncheon and our playboy lets our little wallflower discover her true feminist potential.
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> A dark brown shade with ivory stripes
So she looks like a pudding. They were into very bright colours in the 20s. Does she not read Vanity Fair?
> Mother Eve herself
Eve was cursed. You speak of Mother Mary.
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> Permiscious
*Promiscuous
> He had been to plenty of these types of events, Vikki knew, without proof
How would she know if he had been to them if she didn't have proof? You can just write that she has a hunch that he goes to them.
> She reserved that hatred for the men who flaunt their adultery to each other like a new watch or fancy car
...so your husband. Let's not act as if these women don't get hate: in Chapter 1, she didn't like how the able-boided women were calling her a 'cripple'. They are also comfortable in their femininity and she is not.
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> Geology? Like rocks?
No he's clearly talking about genealogy, like the bloodline. If you are self-taught at math, you should know what geology is.
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> Do you not like the roles of a lady
They just got the right to vote across the country, you dumbass.
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> Step out of those boundaries, you might enjoy life a bit more
She literally can't. If she does she'll come back with a pair of Irish sunglasses.
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Literally using the NLOG excuse about why they can't do shit.
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> Your identity is your own
> Uses three separate identities just to get ahead in life
> Rather than use this as to show how society doesn't like women, uses it to insist this woman with a child is actually a man
Peak storytelling.
> I am just granite
Granite blocks radio waves and radiation. It can withstand asteroids and nuclear bombs. It's not as useless as you think it is. If bin Laden can use it, so can you.
> Still unsure whether Jayce knew she was the masked person from the party
Yeah. Because like that Bridgerton fic, you two are the only people who use a cane. He has no war buddies with a similar injury. You stand out like a sore thumb.
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> She would have to be a man, and oh, how she desired to be a man
What could be a neat fic about a woman crossdressing to get ahead in a man's position is instead one where a man insists he is gay because he fucks vagina, and a woman argues that she is male despite having said vagina and using it to pop out a child. It's the Great Gatsby: RuPaul edition.
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"It's not me, it's just my twin" is a great excuse. So long as you don't drop your drawers, he'll never know that that young stag is actually a doe. Not like there are any crimes on the books for crossdressing, especially in New York.

That courtesan AU that involves cucking a black woman has its second chapter. Our omega has to learn how to walk, talk, and be a geisha be a pretty prostitute because there were no other fields available to them.
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Omegas have to learn to be sassy, demure, wily, and sexy all at once because, as the author made it clear, these male characters had to be put into the 'female role' in order for this shitty plot to work. If you have to put male characters into a position of misogyny to sell your basic bitch heterosexual plot, then just write female characters. Males don't suffer misogyny, and you're defeating your own purpose.
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> Why does it matter, I wonder, what order of words is most correct?
Because we can't be having you speak in vernacular and sound like a New Yorker Italian vs a classic, prim Italian.
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> Changing the order sometimes changes the meaning
Ironic we are talking about grammar when we are using male pronouns for a character who, in all respects, is female. "I had to put them in the female role for this to work" my ass.
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> Caitlyn would be a wife and Viktor would be a courtesan
He couldn't go to a convent because they have no education there, dontchaknow. He'd be in a nun's habit and sequestered away and we can't have that for our beautiful white acre of snow over here.
> Would be much, much more rare
*Would be much rarer
> He walked slowly around the naked man
I guess he's on some sort of inhibitor because alpha males can't control themselves around omegas. I wonder what their rape rates are like in this Medieval omegaverse.
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> Most of whom were clearly less than joyous about handing over a child of their own to one of the depraved and hedonistic Venetians
This omegaverse clearly ignores all racial matters, too. Sky is black. The only way a black person ends up in Venice is if they were sold there from the slave trade or came there from one of the wealthy African kings looking for a bank account. No one is calling her racial slurs, but Jayce might as well be because he legit pulls the, 'do I really have to fuck a nigger?' line. 'His heart belongs to someone else and he can't love another' is cope. He loves a skinny white man with a virgin vagina; he doesn't fuck Sub-Saharan snatch.
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> Nor did he want Sky to think he disliked her
"Niggers could be here," he thought, "right around the canal. I better hold my sabre close to me in case I get my gondola stolen."
> Venice's most powerful alphas - with their jewel bedecked omegas
Both of them would be wearing jewelry. Have you seen what the Doge wears?
> Then turned to look at his - dear gods - his wife
Don't ask about how Africans are in Venice in the Renaissance. Ask yourself why the author has a 'DEAR GOD' attached to the concept of marrying a black woman.
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Now, Jayce is only 'half' related to the Kirammans here. The Kirammans themselves, through Cassandra, are half-Asian, half-white. Jayce is half-white, but his mother is Latina. Knowing that, we have to know what kind of Conquistadore blood ended up in him. His ancestor must've snagged a Mexica wife, headed back to the mainland, and popped him out.
> Full deference as Roman custom demanded
Roman custom once demanded that women take their husband's names and remain their husband's property, before that was changed for them to keep their father's surnames, granting them more rights in marriage. 'Roman custom' would have to mean 'Catholic custom' now.
> I very much do not want you to pretend to love me
Of course not. Black women aren't worthy of love.
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> A parcel of land, south of Rome
Tuscany, you mean? At least there you can argue she got her African heritage from Muslim slave traders who raided those lands.
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> His makeup wasn't mussed and that the drape of his shirt was just right
Do they have safer makeup in this period, one that is chock full of lead and mercury? Surely they must if they can synthesize omega heat suppressants so alpha males can't rape them on the regular.
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> They were so beautiful and graceful - how was Viktor going to be able to call himself one of them?
With your pussy, silly. It ain't for cheap.
> Beautiful enough to be a courtesan herself
I like the implications that beautiful women are assumed to be whores unless proven otherwise.
> Those golden eyes of yours must enchant coins to follow them
Keep him away from the Jewish quarter.
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In case you're wondering if he just got fucked by Big Black Girlcock...yes, yes he did.
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> I'd have been much less nervous if I'd known how enjoyable it would be
1. It was with another woman. 2. That BBC was attached to a woman with a woman's sensibilities 3. Most women did not enjoy being prostitutes because the rates of abuse and murder were high, ON TOP of STDs like syphilis. They shaved their pubes to check for them.
> If you don't enjoy it, they won't, either
Men aren't paying prostitutes to cum. They are doing it for THEIR pleasure, not theirs. These dainty omegas are just a collection of holes to blow off steam in.
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> She's not you
Translation: 'That Sub-Saharan Snatch is turning me off. Please let me taste your pure, Aryan pussy instead.'
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> You chose to withhold that information from me. To toy with my affection
Pretty sure it was sprung on him at the last minute; even if he knew, Viktor would know he's part of a rich family and would have to be married off. He chose to get angry and hate the man he loves for a choice he did not make.
> Paola's going to sing something
When I read about the bit about Viktor losing his money to Mel, I thought of the mission in AC II where Paola shows Ezio how to pickpocket. Good to see my hunch was right; instead of being the Madame, she's a singer here.
> He would enjoy being a courtesan
He became a courtesan to get an education. One would think educated prostitutes, with their newly found wealth and influence, would build schools for girls and try to improve their lot in life, but no. They pull the ladder up behind them. Empress Theodora would never.
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> His afternoons were filled with lectures and readings and performances
So doctors, physicists, and more will go to whore houses to teach them about gravity and the distance of heavenly bodies from our planet, but Viktor cannot go to a convent to learn the same thing and try to change things from the ground up. He does not attempt to teach others how to be literate in reading or math and improve their rights. He just enjoys getting fucked because it means HIS wings get stretched while others aren't presented with such choices. Very feminist.
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Just to get things straight: women, provided if they are alphas, can be Senators, property owners, doctors, and admirals in the army when women were prohibited from any kind of military service. If they are omega - aka the 'default female position - they have to be courtesans or else. This author wanted to put these men in a 'woman's position' to make her theme work, because having them as regular white men already enjoying those privileges in Renaissance Italy would be too basic.
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You know that brass is gonna smell when he starts sweating. It does sound very pretty, though.
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> This one was sleek and powerful enough that it might set off a trend on its own
Trends don't grant you disability rights. He's thinking about how fashionable it is vs actually improving the lives of those who need it. Does polio even exist in this universe?
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> I don't want to end up in a duel
Do alphas fight with weapons or with teeth when they fight? Or do they go all-out, rip off their pants and have a Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris fight with their dicks?
> I love you Viktor, I always will. I want you to have the best of everything
> What about your wife?
Ah yes, the nigger. Take a guess how Jayce reacts to his Sub Saharan Snatch:
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> What of her? I don't love her
> Do you ever think of me when you're with her?
> Every time
Classic. He doesn't want to fuck that black snatch and soil his bloodline. He wants that white pussy because whiter children are more beautiful children. Get that fucking nigger out of my yaoi. We don't want ugly ass sprogs crawling around. We want that Aryan heritage to persevere.
> The poor woman
My thoughts exactly. You could use an OC no problem. The black woman has to be humiliated because these authors hate how they 'stole' their fated cosmic lovers away from each other.
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> What if I told you to divorce your wife?
"What if I told you to destroy a woman's life because she got in the way of our yaoi?"
> I know you won't hurt Sky or the baby, when it arrives
Yes, asking the white (wo)man not to fly into a rage at a half black baby is really something. They're just begging to call the cops for a 'belligerent' infant.
> I don't like it
No shit. He's angrier at having to share a prostitute than by being asked to divorce his black wife because she's going to have their mixed race baby.
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Oh no, is our dear Senator falling in love with our swan-necked prostitute? Surely nothing like war or disease could keep them apart, right?
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> The French diplomat was an alpha of exotic tastes
> It's another woman
Women get more rights if they are alphas, but if they are 'omegas' they are considered 'true women' and are treated like shit. Alpha females are 'honorary men' by luck of birth. Do you think they're helping their sisters out of poverty? Fuck no.
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> Says his regiment is mustering with two others outside of Rome in three days
> Says he can't tell him where he's going or way
> The author only had one mention of war, and that was from the Venetian admiral
> No explanation or clue as to who or what army he is fighting and why
I wonder if he's fighting the Turks. If he is, I can see why we're having the 'epic sex before a big battle' trope. Imagine dying to a bunch of Hasan Pikers in bunny ear hats. 'Dude, you can't, like, shoot your gun dude.'
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all that and no description of how pale, beautiful, white, and alabastrine his skin is? SAD!
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> Your heir will be born while you are gone
"Oh thank God I'll be fighting the Turks then"
> I envy her for having you. But she's done nothing to warrant my malice
If you envy her, you hate her. 'Envy' is to covet what someone else has; that's why it is a sin and not jealousy. Envy makes you want to destroy someone. He is angry that he was forced to marry a black woman and not him.
> I will escort her there before I report to the regiment's muster
That will take WAY longer than three days. Just hire some private guards to do it.
> I don't want you to go
Yeah, imagine if the Turks took his tongue? No more alpha cunnilingus for you!
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> I was angry at you, so I lied to hurt you
Very masc behaviour.
> I have never once stopped loving you
I bet he had to have sex in complete darkness so he couldn't tell he was sticking it in Sub Saharan Snatch vs the Aryan pussy he craves so much.
> He should have been long since gone
He's got three days and he has to take his wife to Tuscany. Fast-travel sure is great!
> However much Jayce hated the thought of anyone other than himself in his beloved's arms
"It's not fair," he thinks, "that you get to fuck other alpha males and I'm stuck with a nigger. You get jewelry and I get a sprog that doesn't even look like me. Disgusting!"
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Watch him come back crippled because Hasan Piker nicked him with a bayonet. "You should've never peaked, dude."

I like how 'frotting|Rubbing penises together' has to be a clarified tag because most instances of frotting involve rubbing a penis against a roid clit.
 
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