Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Iran’s state TV (IRIB) aired footage showing the preparation of ballistic missiles and its launch during the 51st wave of attacks that targeted spots in “Israel”.



A massive fire is coming from the U.S. Victory Base at Baghdad International Airport after a missile directly struck the facility.

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Turkish Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan told AP that Iran's new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is "alive and functioning" based on their information.
 
Isn't this a fake account?
Edited: It's not fake, but it's some weird old version. Strange.
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it's definitely fake, i used that shitty jeet clone of truth social, the truth social app. it was just a joke, sorry for the confusion. the post is real, just old.

this is the actual post that's being referenced by raws, which isn't really much more than we've already had.
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didn't even know they had Internet in pakistan. impressive! i guess they would've had to for bin laden to pirate final fantasy 7, after all.
I think there was a whole operation for pushing AI slop just busted in Pakistan a couple days ago, so
Golden retriever is a safe bet.
I wonder if it's a dig at all that "Muslims hating dogs stuff" from a month back?🤔
 
This is a USA made mess, no one is helping.
I'm pretty sure, that European NATO allies could actually offer help, especially if there is mine sweeping to be done. Plenty of expertise in that area, especially with the Baltic and Nordic nations.

But that has to come with at least some dignity. We are like less than 2 months removed when Trump flirted with annexation of a NATO ally territory. Ukraine apparently offered help at the request (by someone in the DoD), and Trump just shit talked them a few days later.

I'm not saying that Trump or US should come crawling in and apologize or some shit. But just make a formal request, and don't act like a dick would be a good start. It's in the best interest of Europe to get this shit sorted out.
 
Pally protestor goes up to Pro-Monarchy Iranians and tells them that they are misguided by ZOG lies, by which she means that Hamas and Islamic Jihad need continued access to their biggest paypig the Islamic republic.
I love seeing leftist boomers having their world view shattered.
She’s probably thinking: All these brave POC aren’t on the correct side?!!
 
While we're on the topic, I'd bet my dueling glove that this guy is a sock of some banned retard.
He's a sock? no wonder they gave him the boot.
I never understood why Islam in the west is defended so hard by the dissident right that back in the day both Muslims and Jews were hated equally by them. I blame Fuentes in general.
Genuinely I think that there is a level of jealousy that some people have for islam.
Now of course it doesn't matter what is in it, because no one allying with these people is going to be islamic. If you're a right-left whateverist and you are allying with muslims, its because you're against something, not for anything. So why would one of these types want to fight next to the muslims? First off its a brown religion and explicitly anti-racist in that sense. Yet it is also supremacist, and conservative. Second off its also anti-zionist. So that fits both the far left and far right in those terms. Also it permits execution of all kinds of billions who must die. So internet psychos love it memetically.

On the right, its easy for a nationalist to want the kind of sacrifice, and chauvinism that islamic jihad offers.
On the left, its easy for a socialist/leftist to fall for the collectivist communal life that islam offers.

But the thing that combines them is that they're everything activists want to be. Islam is full of persistent political activists, never doubting and always striving. Because one major part of jihad is the civil part. Think about it like indians with izzat. Its very popular to say that islam is a performative religion, but if you think about what that means it means that theres almost a competitive interest to be performative. The right and left desperately want people that performative, and that dedicated to their cause. Islam is jihad, it is never ending. Its revolutionary, therefore it appeals to revolutionaries. Reactionary states in the Arab world or Persia stood no chance, but look what happened to those states.

The collectivist exploits the individualists lack of unity, but it is always individuals and innovation that suffer under these collectives. That is why America is capable of bombing Iran right now, and not the other way around. That is why the religious jihadists in arab countries are so willing to fight each other to establish their own version of the caliphate, but an Emir, a Saudi prince, or the King of Jordan is more interested in securing their own family interest of kingdom, than establishing "The Islamic State". Same goes for the other enclaves in the area.

TL;DR
Islam and Communism share a universal revolutionary collectivist vision, and Islamic law and jurisprudence is "based" if you're a thirdworldish right wing grifter.
 
Ukraine apparently offered help at the request (by someone in the DoD), and Trump just shit talked them a few days later.
Zelensky said just today he feels he and Trump have a father-son relationship. I don't think he minds Trump shit-talking him so long as he actually pays for the drones and intel.
 
Currently, the tankies are angry at Persepolis, a movie based off of an autobiographical comic by Marjane Satrapi, an Iranian woman who lived through the Iranian Revolution. France's Channel 4 announced that they would be doing a special showing of Persepolis, which incited outrage from the fringe left:
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They're trying to spin these scenes of her enjoying being a cringe teenager as her being "spoiled" or privileged, rather than showing how young girls like her especially got repressed by Sharia authorities after the Revolution, and were forbidden from enjoying the same comforts we take for granted in the west.
Counter point: Satrapi was a spoiled rich girl whose family was wealthy enough to send her to Europe to study and basically subsidize her entire existence. This in no way invalidates her telling of her experiences, but her conclusions and "message" (beyond the obvious) reeks of Daddy's Money Communist poor-little-rich girl complaining.
The lessons she seems to have learned from when I watched it wasn't "communism is retarded and we need to be wary of the revolution" or "islam is a brutal and retarded sand monkey relgion and should be banned" and more "we need to make sure the revolution isn't headed by people who put religion over communism". Like she calls out the retarded Eurofag commies without looking in the mirror.

Ironically, these spoiled fucking tankies living in Western Europe or the United States and reaping the benefits of "western decadence" are chastising Satrapi in the same way the Iranian morality police were, by calling her a slut who just wants to get naked.
This is the key point. This is the ultimate pot & kettle. Its daddy's money commie calling her out for being a commie on her daddy's money. to say nothing of, as you point out, usin the same morality police talking points. They can't stop telling us that thye look at Iran repressing its people and murdering 40,000 of them because they have no firearm ownership, and instead of being repulse only think "That, but I'm in charge".

The film and book are both extremely nuanced and show every angle of the revolution whilst not straying away from the overarching oppression that it resulted in.
I found the film rediculously overrated and not very good as the whining of rich girl bitching, but definitely worth a watch especially current happenings.

Or I guess: what if Eat Pray Love, but the whining woman narrator was ACTUALLY oppressed.

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Logged in just to clarify that this is obviously not true, especially given that France and Italy are currently in talks with Iran. Negotiations would implode if they actually did this. Is anyone in either of these shitty, borderline impossible to read threads making any attempt at all to check if major news like this is even legit or if its just rumors/disinfo?
A large part is that everything is in flux, and France could have committed carrier and then rescinded by the time we'd actually know.

China's military is a little different, its not like any other generic 3rd world despot like in Russia and Venezuela where the purpose of the military is primarily to look intimidating and make the regime look strong, where there was never any intention to actually use that military for serious conflicts, Russia expected to roll over Ukraine in 3 days but got stuck in a meatgrinder, Venezuela is even more pathetic as that country can't even manage its own economy right despite being an oil powerhouse, and as we saw on that raid, the regime couldn't even trust its own countrymen entirely to defend the President, with Cubans being a substantial force.

China is genuinely trying to "Re-Unify" Taiwan, with peaceful routes no longer possible at this point, the past 20 years has them trying to modernize the PLA, a process that is still ongoing, they are obviously trying to wait for the exact right time to invade, when it doesn't look like the US is either too weak or too unwilling to intervene in Taiwan, which is really not right now with the sudden resurgence of aggression in US foreign policy.
Counter point, China has been trying to wild. They got into a mountain slap fight with India like 10 years ago and have been agitating every since.

Xi seems to have walked some of that back (see: purging generals) and I think understand that posturing for a domestic audience ot make them feel secure and then acting internationally via proxies and agents is a cheaper path that also removes internal threats from your own military.

Also, you left off a key role of Chinese military:
patronage jobs for the uneducated. I am not taking the time to flesh it out fully, but China's military has entire corps dedicated to bitchwork. If you go on a train in china, you see some guy from the army mopping the carpet, because if he wasn't in uniform mopping carpet he'd be broke in the sticks and possibly scheming about the downfall of the government.
in the event of SHTF, they are basically just meat for mill.
I am unsure how accurate this is, but someone said these bitchwork units are not even trained on using weapons. Like imagine being in the army and not being trained how to shoot.

Considering barely any American or Israeli oil actually passes through the Strait, I have no idea who they think they're even blocking anymore if they do this.
Unless that "...and their allies" line includes all of Europe and Asia, but it's not like they've been running to our aid in recent years.
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I think this really discounts the fact they attacked Chinese shipping, so I don't think they have solid control of their own forces.

How many times has Trump defeated Iran within the last 2 weeks? 6?
Trump wakes up every morning, and first thing he does before having two scoops of ice cream is defeat Iran.
 
Genuinely I think that there is a level of jealousy that some people have for islam.
Now of course it doesn't matter what is in it, because no one allying with these people is going to be islamic. If you're a right-left whateverist and you are allying with muslims, its because you're against something, not for anything. So why would one of these types want to fight next to the muslims? First off its a brown religion and explicitly anti-racist in that sense. Yet it is also supremacist, and conservative. Second off its also anti-zionist. So that fits both the far left and far right in those terms. Also it permits execution of all kinds of billions who must die. So internet psychos love it memetically.

On the right, its easy for a nationalist to want the kind of sacrifice, and chauvinism that islamic jihad offers.
On the left, its easy for a socialist/leftist to fall for the collectivist communal life that islam offers.
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TL;DR
Islam and Communism share a universal revolutionary collectivist vision, and Islamic law and jurisprudence is "based" if you're a thirdworldish right wing grifter.
Hitler lamented he lacked a brainwashing tool as effective as Mohammedan to instill a collective sense of "do whatever I tell you and quietly accept sqaulid living conditions" into the german people. That's the jealously.
 
Zelensky said just today he feels he and Trump have a father-son relationship. I don't think he minds Trump shit-talking him so long as he actually pays for the drones and intel.
Because he has learned how to deal with Trump. Butter him up, no matter how much he berates or beats you.

I'm sure deep inside he fucking hates it, but it is what it is. Ukraine still relies on having good relations with US.
 
I think there was a whole operation for pushing AI slop just busted in Pakistan a couple days ago, so

I wonder if it's a dig at all that "Muslims hating dogs stuff" from a month back?🤔
I was shocked to learn how true that dog hate from Muslims was. Tho in trump’s case I def think he got a dog for public opinion to very barely improve, maybe a jab at Muslims if he put thought into it (lol), or he just wanted a dog cuz dogs are cool pets.
 
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