Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Mein Prolapse said:
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What's with the marks on these sand nigger cunts foreheads. Is that where their brains are taken out at birth. All of them seem to have it
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Could be a zebibah (or zabiba or zebiba) which is a callus Muslims get on their forehead from constantly mashing their foreheads into the ground during prayer. It's a way for Muslims to show off how pious they are.
 
mindlessobserver said:
The French bitched about it in World War 1 when the US Army refused to participate in meat waves, and instead opted for combined arms and small until offensive, the Germans bitched about it in world war 2 in which American infantry refused to charge emplaced machine guns and instead were glorified air strike coordinators, and the Russians and Arabs have bitched about it since the end of World War 2 that America just refuses to meat grinder its troops and equipment like real men instead of cowards.
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One of the top rules of a gun fight: don't ever try to get into a fair fucking fight.***

On behalf of the US, sorry to all the mouthbreathing retards out there who think anything different.

Always heard it myself as something like:
1) Don't get into a gunfight
2) If you do, bring a gun (or bigger or better gun)
3) Don't try to "fight fair" (no, that's not meant to say "lol do war crimes"), we're not Canadians
 
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Apparently China is on the way to help out the burgers to open up the Hormuz Strait. Nice! Who would have thought!
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Sounds a little too 🌈 at least at this point in time, but it's certainly more believable than all those "anonymous sources" from a few days ago saying the regime is stronger than ever.
Shame @Catch The Rainbow is currently doing his Sabbath thing, or I'd ask if he had any additional info.
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Okay, i may have acted like an anxious nigger. Of course you don't tell the enemy how far you're willing to go.

It also is impressive how fast we're going. Ended the phase two, which was supposed to take two weeks, in a week.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
we're hitting checkpoints because we don't have any intelligence on what to hit anymore.
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what the fuck is left to hit? we destroyed all the military sites, we blew up the military part of the palace, there have been over 3000 strikes across iran, and now we have taken steps to put kharg in our complete control. what the fuck else would even be a valid military target at this point? israel would never strike the safety deposit box vaults they're hiding in, too much money at stake, and we're not actually interested in bombing the civilian infrastructure, unlike how much the iranians desperately wish we were.

Butterschmalz said:
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Apparently China is on the way to help out the burgers to open up the Hormuz Strait. Nice! Who would have thought!
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anyone with a brain, china is not going to sit and lose oil because some muzzies aren't playing nice globally. it's why china straight up told iran early on they would not be sending anything more than condolences, this was not actually in iran's best interest to do, despite what doomers will tell you.
 
mindlessobserver said:
This has been a consistent bitch about American military doctrine for over a century. The French bitched about it in World War 1 when the US Army refused to participate in meat waves, and instead opted for combined arms and small until offensive, the Germans bitched about it in world war 2 in which American infantry refused to charge emplaced machine guns and instead were glorified air strike coordinators, and the Russians and Arabs have bitched about it since the end of World War 2 that America just refuses to meat grinder its troops and equipment like real men instead of cowards.

Remind me though, who is the global hegemony right now after a century of doing things our way?
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To add on, when we did try to meat grinder our troops (Vietnam) we lost.

Thats not to say the meat grinder never works, it’s just really really costly. And occupation/rebuilding acquired territory costs even more.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Bitch, we've blown up almost everything important!
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For the past few days, I've been wondering how the hell there's anything left to even bomb. I know it's a big country, but damn lol.
Butterschmalz said:
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Apparently China is on the way to help out the burgers to open up the Hormuz Strait. Nice! Who would have thought!
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It was rumored a few days ago that Iran ended up hitting a Chinese tanker, but I never got confirmation on if that was true or not.
However, it was definitely true that China publicly told Iran to knock it off. They don't seem satisfied with Iran just letting their tankers through.
They know that closing the Strait is bad for business in general since it spikes the price of oil worldwide, regardless of how much they're getting.
Iran may end up being so retarded that China has to side with Trump just to make them stop.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
anyone with a brain, china is not going to sit and lose oil because some muzzies aren't playing nice globally. it's why china straight up told iran early on they would not be sending anything more than condolences, this was not actually in iran's best interest to do, despite what doomers will tell you.
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in the tweet he is just hopeposting
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nothing has materially changed and id be blown away if any European ships leave the red sea or even the eastern med in most cases, they are yellow as shit and under equipped.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
For the past few days, I've been wondering how the hell there's anything left to even bomb. I know it's a big country, but damn lol.

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It was rumored a few days ago that Iran ended up hitting a Chinese tanker, but I never got confirmation on if that was true or not.
However, it was definitely true that China publicly told Iran to knock it off. They don't seem satisfied with Iran just letting their tankers through.
They know that closing the Strait is bad for business in general since it spikes the price of oil worldwide, regardless of how much they're getting.
Iran may end up being so retarded that China has to side with Trump just to make them stop.
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i will accuse the bug men of a lot of things, but patience with their retarded allies of convenience, who are literally part of a group they attempted to genocide for their hair (and to ensure ethnic han domination) is not one of them. china is gearing up to fight us, the last things they want are us to be ready to fight another war, and for the rest of the world to already be ready to jump down another country's throat for pulling iran shit.

not to mention they do not like the bad publicity this brings them, because it's very clear they're an iranian ally so when iran chimps, it reflects on china's inability to keep their vassal states from chimping.

StudMccool said:
in the tweet he is just hopeposting
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nothing has materially changed and id be blown away if any European ships leave the red sea or even the eastern med in most cases, they are yellow as shit and under equipped.
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i don't think there's even any necessity for it, but it's nice to not have to pay for it if we can help it. china may not send a warship or whatever, but i don't actually care about that. what china is 100% doing quietly in the background is threatening iran in every single way possible because if they don't get this shit under control, they will LOSE iran. it is not a benefit for them to have this war raging BEFORE they're ready to invade taiwan, so our refusal to wait any longer kind of put them in a bad situation.

do i think china is about to prepare for a boots on the ground deployment? absolutely not. are they going to be doing backchannel negotiations to try and get iran to stop this shit, including having other proxies asking them to stop publicly murdering a bunch of surrounding countries' civilians? yes. no doubt.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
i will accuse the bug men of a lot of things, but patience with their retarded allies of convenience, who are literally part of a group they attempted to genocide for their hair (and to ensure ethnic han domination) is not one of them. china is gearing up to fight us, the last things they want are us to be ready to fight another war, and for the rest of the world to already be ready to jump down another country's throat for pulling iran shit.

not to mention they do not like the bad publicity this brings them, because it's very clear they're an iranian ally so when iran chimps, it reflects on china's inability to keep their vassal states from chimping.
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just a reminder china is not dependent on oil and hasent been for a while, they use coal over there for over 60% of their energy utilization
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MetokurGroomedMe said:
stud i do not have the energy to argue with you about bugman statistics, or explain to you that oil is used for more than just at-home energy generation.
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its a nation wide stat my good brother but I feel you, wont try to force you into an argument. agree to disagree.

Imagine waking up in Iran today?
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Goku 1000000 O said:
To add on, when we did try to meat grinder our troops (Vietnam) we lost.

Thats not to say the meat grinder never works, it’s just really really costly. And occupation/rebuilding acquired territory costs even more.
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Vietnam wasnt really a "meat grinder" though. Lots of anti war propaganda makes it out to be, but in its context and time US casualties were pretty tame all things considered. Its just that since Vietnam we've gotten even better and more technologically sophisticated. Both in our ability to blow up the enemy from a distance and to evacuate/treat wounded.

For context, the three days of the Battle of Gettysburg killed a similar number of Americans as the entire Vietnam War.
 
Butterschmalz said:
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Apparently China is on the way to help out the burgers to open up the Hormuz Strait. Nice! Who would have thought!
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I'm not even pro war, but someone needs to take his fucking phone away. This is goddamn embarrassing and begging China for naval support shouldn't be acceptable under any President. If you're going to engage in war, at least don't be a fucking embarrassment on the world stage.
 
Chuckwagon said:
Newest message from Pahlavi: he claims to already be assembling a team for the transitional post-mullah government, critically including people who have defected inside the country as well as diaspora Iranians on the outside. Very :optimistic: but another sign that he's (and his backers - I'm thinking Trump's appearance of being cool towards him is kayfabe, like how it seemed he'd entertain endless useless negotiations with Araghchi even the day before he suddenly attacked & killed Khamenei Sr., since it wouldn't do to make Pahlavi look like too much of a Western puppet when that was one of the big criticisms against his dad) inching towards the big call to arms.
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I am taking the hopium tack with Pahlavi, but I am very mindful that unless he does a successful rain dance upon taking power all the issues re: water adn the capital sinking won't get magically fixed.
I guess the main thing for me I don't see anyone else even close to being able to take over.

Scale Smerch said:
It's believable enough. Debatable how many defectors his people are in contact with currently, but I don't doubt he's working on establishing a proper government in waiting (with American backing). For better or worse he is the only real figurehead for such a transition, and thankfully seems to have his head on straight and knows he needs competent administrators to do the actual ruling (which he's there for to give legitimacy to).
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I'm sure the defectors he has will be greater than zero, and will grow if wide-spread national protests take hold that the Government can no longer restrict.
The question is going to be exactly who. If the entire educaton minstry defects, that won't be super helpful in the short term. If parts of the army and energy aparatus turn over, that will be huge.

Ancient Pioneer said:
No, Iran is not powerful at all, their strategy of smashing the energy infrastructure of the gulf and blocking Hormuz however is effectively putting the entire globe into cardiac arrest because oil is the lifeblood of the modern world. Their aerial bombing campaign is disproportionately more effective than the American campaign of blowing up 1970s airframes on the ground that haven't flown in decades.
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20%. Its one fifth.
Or let me put it another way.
"80% of the world's oil supply entirely unaffected by Iran being a bunch of chimping sandniggers"

Ancient Pioneer said:
Irrelevant data point, Germany and Japan were borderline flattened by the end of the war and were continuing to fight past any reasonable point. The modern nation state does not dissolve instantly because a leader gets killed like a fucking anime or a marvel flick, grow up. The moment someone gets blown up a subordinate takes their place, this hierarchical succession plan is globally adopted and isn't unique to the US or the West. All that killing the Ayatollah did was radicalize the diehards into a state where they will never give up since they view him as a martyr.
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I bet they run out of Ayatollahs before we run out of JDAMs.

Unredacted TND said:
How's strait doing now?
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How's your mom doing after I fucked her in the ass last night?
 
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