Lolcow LLC v. Liz Fong-Jones (2026)

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Finally got off my ass and set up my billpay. Perfectly happy to put aside $20 a month to help support my God-given right to laugh at retarded people on the internet.
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Gamergate Retiree said:
Am I just being a trusting dumbass and trusting this on faith? Because it genuinely seems like this tranny was getting fucked with and was defending himself against someone psychotic enough to think they were raped over dog hair.
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Let's quit calling this dude "Liz." He is a MAN. His name is ELLIOTT.
 
A brief history of Elliot William Fong's interactions with the site:
  • In 2015, Kiwis uncover fraud at Trans Lifeline, a charity Elliot supports
  • Furious, Elliot leverages his Google connections to force Josh's email provider to drop him
  • The fraud is found to be real, Elliot is humiliated
  • Elliot continues to make opportunistic sniping attacks on the Farms
  • Lies about having a thread here for years
  • 2022 rolls around
  • Keffals decides to pick a fight with Josh
  • Elliot sees the chance to get revenge
  • Launches #DropKiwiFarms, has his army of gimps harass people Internet infrastructure into dropping Kiwi Farms
  • Kiwi Farms goes underground for a time
  • The Fong/Keffals alliance fractures, the slacktivists disperse
  • Kiwi Farms returns, tougher than before
  • Kiwis decides to give Elliot his own thread, discovers his "consent accident"
  • 2023 comes along
  • Elliot rallies his gimps, forces Kiwi Farms off the clearnet yet again
  • Elliot gloats, confessing to tortious interference against Josh's business
  • Kiwi Farms returns yet again
  • Elliot goes quiet for months, looking for weaknesses in the site
  • Discovers Greer v. Moon
  • Decides abusing copyright law is the way to go
  • Forms relationship with far-left legal scalpers
  • Tries to blackmail Josh
  • Josh decides to strike first
  • (You are here)
Gamergate Retiree said:
Am I just being a trusting dumbass and trusting this on faith? Because it genuinely seems like this tranny was getting fucked with and was defending himself against someone psychotic enough to think they were raped over dog hair.
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Possibly.
  • Dog hair is a genuinely bizarre phobia, but on its own not damning
  • We don't have the victim's side of the story
  • Elliot has a known rape fetish
  • He is going to incredible lengths to quash the website over dog hair
If it was just dog hair, all he need do is produce a statement from the victim saying as such. As it stands, it looks like he raped someone, tried to pass it off as a misunderstanding, and is now working to bury it.
 
Gamergate Retiree said:
This is the first time I have actually bothered to learn what the "consent accident" actually was.

If there's more that Fong-Jones is not sharing in this screenshot, let me know, but I really don't understand why you would do everything you can to get this removed.

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Am I just being a trusting dumbass and trusting this on faith? Because it genuinely seems like this tranny was getting fucked with and was defending himself against someone psychotic enough to think they were raped over dog hair.
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It’s difficult.

Erriur is one of the most physically unappealing specimens I can think of, so anyone having consensual, unpaid (as far as we know) sexual contact with it must, by definition, be some messed up ball of neuroses who would have the potential to freak out about dog hair and equate that with sexual assault after the fact, in a blaze of therapy speak and Bluesky pearl clutching.

Erriur, however, has also shown himself to be a slimy, manipulative, power-hungry, sadistic little fellow, who abuses his money and industry connections to further his own demented aims. He’s above even your average tranny in terms of ego and narcissism. So it’s entirely possible that he’s trying to minimise and hand wave away what actually happened.

I think it’s good to keep mentioning the consent accident, but for those such as yourself, who might sort of think ‘is that it?’, I think it’s important we keep mentioning shit like his manipulation of others, his hunger for power, his lies, shit like using that unpaid assistant and not even giving them a few dollars for their rent, and so on.

If someone more familiar with him and less lazy than me could knock together an up-to-date rundown of his skeezy behaviour I’m sure it’d come in handy. I don’t know how up-to-the-minute his thread OP is.

And that weird, squeaky ‘laugh’ clip…
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
That's correct. We can spend a day calling each other niggers \ faggots \ ESL browns \ Mossad agents \ simps \ incels \ moids \ foids and many other name but when need arises, we come together to keep our place where we call each other names alive.
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That’s always my sentiment.
The world needs a collective of anti heroic rascals, villains and rogues.

If the internet was a town, kiwifarms would be a bar in a shady, but not terrible part of town, where everyone knows that if you want a spit and sawdust kind of night, you go there.

If everywhere was a gay nightclub or an upscale restaurant, it would just be a boring state of affairs.
 
FinnSven said:
That’s always my sentiment.
The world needs a collective of anti heroic rascals, villains and rogues.

If the internet was a town, kiwifarms would be a bar in a shady, but not terrible part of town, where everyone knows that if you want a spit and sawdust kind of night, you go there.

If everywhere was a gay nightclub or an upscale restaurant, it would just be a boring state of affairs.
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Damn right!

This site means freedom and there are those who hate freedom.
 
>over 3/4s in under a day

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes just for one day
 
Is It Luck? said:
I can't say I agree with a lot of the stuff posted here. I do believe it is important that people have the right to shitpost. I hope the fundraising goes well and there is some sort of transparency as to where the money goes.
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Listen even if this is a giant scam and Null pockets all the money...we know it is just gonna get spent on Stinky Cheeses so its still a good cause.
 
We're at 73k of the 100k goal on GSG, and 528/600 for monthly Farms contributions. We might just make it my fellow nigger faggots.

In this "HopePilled"TM moment I'd like to state 2 things.

>Andy Ngo is a faggot for deleting his tweet and pulling out from being involved with this important Canon Event

>LFJ/Elliot is a nigger kike chink faggot who will go blind and be in forever pain when his snake tranny husband leaves him. I can only say this freely because KF offers me the ability to use my 1st amendment right for free anonymous speech; something that is in short supply nowadays. If you're too much of a jew to set aside what amounts to a 20/month charity donation to stop the uppercase I, Internet, from being less dead and gay then you need to rope yourself and post the video in the "Watch People Die" Thread.
 
Walnut Pound Cake said:
Almost 3/4 of the way there!
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We might all be retards, but our love (no homo) for Null and this website is absolute.
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i forsee 80 grand done by 3 pm EST today.
TV's Adam West said:
>over 3/4s in under a day

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes just for one day
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We're fighting against SCARY MONSTERS, and we're the SUPER CREEPS, we'll keep them RUNNING
RUNNING SCARED.
 
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the magistrate judge has also been assigned:
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she was selected by the southern district of new york (sdny) board of judges in 2022. prior to that, she was an assistant district attorney in new york county, as well as a former assistant solicitor general for the new york state attorney general. she earned her jd in 2006 after earning a bachelor degree in business administration in 2003.

notably, unlike bowtie bennett, she seems to have a low tolerance for bullshit.
- in june of 2023, she sanctioned a defendant over $5,000 for wasting opposing counsel's time. (link, archive)
- in march of 2025, she granted sanctions, attorney's fees, and costs against a plaintiff with "a track record of commencing ‘frivolous suits’ against ‘tech giant’ like google" because, in her opinion, the plaintiff had "multiplied the proceedings unnecessarily by forcing [google] to expend time and money to file a motion to dismiss. (link, archive)
(on one hand, it's google, so fuck them, but on the other hand, it was against a vexatious patent infringement litigant, so fuck them too.) (edited to replace paywalled link.)
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Considering everything I’ve seen about civil suits in my time, this could nip a lot of things in the bud.
Xarpho's Return said:
If LFJ did nothing wrong as far as the "consent accident" went, then they would flatly deny all accusations. Either you raped somebody or you didn't.
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The biggest fear: having to go on record and explain what a “consent accident is”. probably.
 
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