Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Rekieta’s Broken Penis said:
However, most of the evidence of an Iranian opposition is coming in the form of unconvincing videos from people who clearly have a vested interest in selling the idea of an Iranian people just awaiting liberation. A few hundred videos of a guy filming a bombing and saying “lol” are meaningless in a country of 100 million people.
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Not a bad take. Extremely difficult to determine if this actually has the potential for literally the most successful military campaign of all time. I'm slanted towards it being overly optimistic that we get regime change. But the fact that is even a discussed outcome is bananas. There is actual potential that it happens, and its wild.

I suspect we get a cucked complacent version of current regime at the end personally. Trump isn't putting 100k+ invasion force in there.

But the optimistism isn't unfounded. Merely confirmation that the US Marines have made landing is likely to provoke revolt. If Americans are willing to spill blood along with you, you'll risk it.
 
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Uptick in drones today

Zoobles said:
Trump explicitly told the protestors to stay inside once the bombs started dropping. He hasn't stopped dropping bombs, so nobody is making a move until he finishes.
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No idea why people are doubting you, we’ve been relaying them messages to stay indoors since the beginning.
Whether it can be successful is one thing, but it certainly isn’t going to happen when explosions keep actively occurring in Tehran.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Why are you people always so obsessed with Trump wearing diapers? What is the underlying connection between being a jewsperg and having a fetish for old men in diapers?
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Could be inspired by the relatively successful smear by the Australian left-wing that Scott Morrison shat himself. Or maybe it’s just parallel development. In either case, it’s important to practice hatred or it starts to fade away.
 
Rekieta’s Broken Penis said:
Very reminiscent of “trust the plan”. It’s entirely possible that if the US just continue killing all government workers down to the most minor government functionaries until there is only a civilian population remaining, which may form a Government subservient to the Americans.

However, most of the evidence of an Iranian opposition is coming in the form of unconvincing videos from people who clearly have a vested interest in selling the idea of an Iranian people just awaiting liberation. A few hundred videos of a guy filming a bombing and saying “lol” are meaningless in a country of 100 million people.
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If you think the videos of Iranians filming & having a laugh at bombs falling on the same sand/mountain niggers who killed, at minimum (according to the late Khamenei Sr.'s own government), 2-3x as many of their neighbors & friends as the CCP did at Tiananmen barely two months ago or that the other Iranians helping Jew/American drone operators kill said niggers these last couple of days are actually Mossad psyops or otherwise nonexistent - then there's nothing more to be said since, evidently, nothing short of a Gaddafi-esque video of an angry mob pulling the comatose Mojtaba Khamenei from his bed and ripping him limb from limb (if he has any left to dismember, that is) might convince you that maybe the Iranian people might be in a rebellious mood.

Well, nothing but this: we just concluded week 2 of what has been said to be a 4-6 week operation, that is further said to be ahead of schedule. Most likely the big signal for revolution will come to match the winding-down of bombings at said 4-6 week mark, although there's an outside possibility that it could come as early as next Friday (March 20th is Nowruz, the Persian New Year). So we most likely won't have to wait that much longer to see just how effective (or ineffective) the Iranian people will be at toppling their weakened government.
 
Neither here nor there in the big picture, but apparently some Emirati assholes are choosing to abandon their pets in now-empty apartments and homes rather than take them with (you can but it’s a bit expensive), abroad if they’re fleeing. Or even telling someone that they left pets behind. It’s a bit of a crisis on top of another.

Despicable. I pulled an Amerexit and would never dream of that. It’s cruel.
 
grump said:
Iran threw a tantrum
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yes they're known for fucking doing that, in the middle of nuclear talks by the way.
and they've been doing it specifically with talks since obama.

since you need to be spoonfed info from literally last month here you go:

heres a timeline to jog your memory post jcpoa:

this isn't including prior to jcpoa which theyve done several times all the way back to obama

but i guess it's news to you that the irgc are the bad guys?
you realize that they have sent strikes to iraq, syria, pakistan, jordan, qatar, uae, and that includes us consulates, and doesn't include threats to a us embassy? all before 2026? and maybe throw in the houthis because they're a little more than a proxy.
 
I-24 news is reporting that Israel is planning to invade Lebanon with more troops than it did in 2006. The plan is to completely dismantle Hezbollah south of the latani. From what I can gather the goal here both in the United States and in Israel is to just rip the Band-Aid off and never have to deal with these fucking people again. Trump is finally allowing and agreeing with bibi that fuck the European rules-based order. It's American rules-based order that runs the world and fuck you. So the Europeans can sit in their monitoring cuck chair, and scream and yell but the people that actually matter for the next 50 to 100 years minimum, Will once again take control of the situation. To quote Joe Biden " there is no moral center in Europe without the United States"
 
grump said:
When he clearly gets things wrong is it completely memoryholed or are you allowed to bring it up and be corrected?
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I think we should just bring it up again and again and again because it's the clearest and the most obvious proof that he's retarded.


He's not waffing. He's just saying black and white retarded shit now and well we should just call him out on it.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
I've run the simulations (played bf3 multiplayer), there will be casualties but with enough medics we will take this island easily!
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I knew the name sounded familiar. Loved that map. Also, you actually think the medics are actually going to revive people? C'mon now.

Thread tax: I think it's going to be really funny if the rumors about the IRGC playing Weekend at Khameini's are true and that the new Ayatollah is dead/completely vegetative and has no idea what's going on. I hope we get a movie out of it in a few years.
 
Scale Smerch said:
Do marines even still maintain armour detachments? I vaguely remember some doctrinal changes as part of Force Design 2030 where their MBTs were handed over to the army so they could emphasize their expeditionary capabilities.


Only real option for any sort of conventional boots on the ground scenario IMO, but as @Ghostse gets into long-term occupation is not that practical unless you're willing to play whack a mole with artillery units. The sort of move done will be to destroy assets and strip away the island's strategic importance - i.e. prevent oil shipments through it for the foreseeable future.
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The island is small enough that hypothetically it could be held. I mean you'd have to station some sort of naval detachment in order to provide sufficient anti-air defense, but it's just a strategic chokehold that could be taken. It is quite tiny. It would be much harder if the United States bombed it, which we could do but it would set rebuilding back decades.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
I-24 news is reporting that Israel is planning to invade Lebanon with more troops than it did in 2006. The plan is to completely dismantle Hezbollah south of the latani. From what I can gather the goal here both in the United States and in Israel is to just rip the Band-Aid off and never have to deal with these fucking people again. Trump is finally allowing and agreeing with bibi that fuck the European rules-based order. It's American rules-based order that runs the world and fuck you. So the Europeans can sit in their monitoring cuck chair, and scream and yell but the people that actually matter for the next 50 to 100 years minimum, Will once again take control of the situation. To quote Joe Biden " there is no moral center in Europe without the United States"
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I've said before in this thread that the only reason Iran wasn't completely crushed in two days is that they basically brag about how much their citizenry hates them and constantly use them as a shield because "You can't swiftly kill us without killing the people who you're trying to save."
Lebanon notably lacks that same defense, as they have basically let Hezbollah just completely anchor themselves into the country without any of the same obvious pushback by the native population.
 
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