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FBI-chan said:
If transgenderism were to be considered a religion, would it count as genocide?
Religion is just ideas and practices (occasionally, but not always, associated with a specific ethnic group) yet religious genocide is recognized as a form of genocide and destroying cultural practices (such as the conversion of native American children, from their ancestral beliefs and ways of living, to Christianity) is considered a genocidal act even if it does not involve killing or discouraging their proliferation.

I'm not bringing this up to defend troons, but rather because the definition of genocide covers some groups that are not a result of genetics, such as religion and culture. Based on that, troons can argue that their "culture" is being destroyed and thus they are experiencing genocide.

But regardless of whether they are or are not, and regardless of the definition of genocide, there are simply some cultures, ideas, and practices that do not deserve to exist.
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I wouldn't say so because it's still something that could spring up on its own. There have been crazies through history that come to similar conclusions to them without having Twitter to explain it to them, the difference is they were recognized as loonies and at best humored due to their status.

No one's going to come to the conclusion the world rests on the back of a turtle without being told that, so if no one teaches it it dies.
 
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You can't go swimming once you're on hormones? Why is tha--

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Oh. I don't know what I expected.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
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You can't go swimming once you're on hormones? Why is tha--

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Oh. I don't know what I expected.
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Do what we used to be forced to do at church camp and wear soccer shorts over your swimsuit for "modesty," bitch. If you're going to live like a woman, you're going to have to get used to dealing with some new kinds of annoying bullshit relating to your body.
 
Ass Dan said:
you're going to have to get used to dealing with some new kinds of annoying bullshit relating to your body.
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I dont think women have to deal with a penis trying to escape their bikini bottom.
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Even if he cuts his dick off he's still built like a man. Nobody would want to see a brick hon in whatever slutty microbikini he can get his hands on (let's not pretend he would be happy with anything less)
 
monstrous bubo said:
As he still has his penis, he is also one of those men, presumably. A deeper dive into his posts however reveal not for long, as he is planning to build his very own tunnel o’ love this year. It also reveals he builds bikes
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I don’t really know what to say to trannies who don’t want to give head to other males except that… many women enjoy doing this. So maaybe you aren’t so much a woman if you don’t.
 
Stan said:
I don’t really know what to say to trannies who don’t want to give head to other males except that… many women enjoy doing this. So maaybe you aren’t so much a woman if you don’t.
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I think they aren't complaining about having to blow a guy, but that the guys are just dating them for sex rather than for romance. I mentioned this before, but the gay guys don't really seem to understand why guys are "dating" them. They don't have feelings for the tranny, they just see it as a girly enough thing they can use as an escort. Their role is the same of that as an escort. They listen and nod along. They act as arm candy. They agree the ex wife was a horrible person that didn't understand them at all. And at the end of the date they're gonna put out, no silly games. Hell, some of them even make it clear they have no feelings for the HSTS. They don't understand. and you get these confused posts on reddit why guys are pushy for sex, why they don't seem interested in a relationship, why they keep the tranny away from the family and don't share photos of their dates on social media.
 
Sean Andalou said:
So of course he can go swimming.
The problem is he's ashamed of his looks.
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As if he's any different from any other guy with a bit more meat up top than they prefer. I can assure him, compressive swim tops - or even the fat boy classic, a giant t-shirt from Wal-Mart - will be perfectly suited for him, and nobody will think anything about him in passing aside from possibly pitying what microplastics have done to the hormones of your average citizen.

Thread tax.
Thalido-mald baby: the real L in this post actually belongs to the child gestating in this pooner's womb, born of a union between TiF and TiM whose only hope at a normal life is through the guy's parents as they prepare for the oncoming arrival. But Redditors know better than anyone as in the comments, they are quick to advise that the couple breaks contact with what sounds like the only support. Their logic? "It is causing harm to your fetus already to know that they're saying that shit about you, and that the more access they have to you and your future child the more harm they will cause." Unlike testosterone, transphobia is not teratogenic, but sometimes I wonder if people on Reddit give purposefully bad advice just to know they have a chance at ruining other people's lives.
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I'm at a loss​

Tw: transphobia/misgendering
So I'm currently 7 weeks pregnant (yay!) But now I'm dealing with a whole other issue that I just am unsure how to navigate. For context my Partners parents are very religious and homophobic/transphobic. Well we told them I was pregnant recently, and up to that point they didnt even know I was trans. Well now that they know it's constantly "she needs to do XYZ" and mom has even gone as far as to tell my partner "if I had known she was a girl I would've paid for her birth control" to be clear we weren't trying for a baby but we have decided that since I'm pregnant we might as well make the most out of the situation and we are actually excited for this baby. My partner corrects the pronouns in texts back and such but wont say "hey thats not okay" or anything like that because they dont think it'll do any good. It makes me nervous to let the baby be around them after they are born because of this behavior but I also feel like to a degree my partner is also enabling the behavior by not correcting it. I'm just at a loss for how to deal with this and any advice is appreciated.
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WINdia: in a rare victory for the fraught and troubled country of India, they are finally cracking down on their hideous tranny problem by trying to enforce the most basic standard even Western countries fail to insist upon: that self-identitification is stupid and nobody should respect a tranny unless they at least have the decency to rip their own dicks off and take themselves out of the gene pool. OP, a troondian himself, is already trying to make a break for it before the cock cops come a-knockin' for proof that he really believes in the sparkle motion of skirtgospinny.
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Ethnofascist-ruled India is now planning to take away the rights of self identification of transgender individuals.​

I was planning on posting here for advice but I'm afraid I will need it a lot sooner than I, or anyone here thought.
Just today, the Government of India - ruled by a far right ethnofascist party, introduced a bill that amends the NALSA judgement from 2014. This new bill basically means that trans individuals cannot self identify and must prove that they're trans to medical boards.
Here's a part of the document detailing about the new act (spoilers included for triggering definitions).
"(k) "transgender person" means-
(i) a person having such socio-cultural identities as kinner, hijra, aravani and jogta, or eunuch, or a person with intersex variations specified below or a person who, at birth, has a congenital variation in one or more of the following sex characteristics as compared to male or female development:-
(a) primary sexual characteristics;
(b) external genitalia;
(c) chromosomal patterns;
(d) gonadal development;
(e) endogenous hormone production or response, or such other medical conditions; or
(ii) any person or child who has been, by force, allurement, inducement, deceit or undue influence, either with or without consent, compelled to assume, adopt, or outwardly present a transgender identity, by mutilation, emasculation, castration, amputation, or any surgical, chemical, or hormonal procedure or otherwise:
Provided that it shall not include, nor shall ever have been so included, persons with different sexual orientations and self-perceived sexual identities.."
As mentioned by Yesweexist on Twitter, this is a blatant violation of the NALSA judgement, but it doesn't come as a surprise given the history of the ruling party.
Although it hasn't passed yet, I still don't want to waste precious time on planning out something that would cost our lives. Is there any way to move out of the country to a safer region in case if this act passed, and how long would that process take? I had initially planned on moving out to another city to escape my abusive family, however given the scale of this bill it's likely going to mean a lot of bad things if I stay here.
I had recently also come across another post from an Indian queer person struggling with an abusive family here a while ago, and saw a few options given like Rainbow Railroad. Would these options also help when the inevitable comes to pass? Any help and advice is greatly appreciated, as I'm not really a person who's financially supported - just like millions of marginalized people here in the country.
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No matter how one may attempt to reassure those belonging to the Brotherhood of the Cat Girl Headphones, you will never make them happy and they will see right through your attempts; so since we've all decided to acknowledge the ele-phreak in the room, let's stop pretending that the emperor's wearing any clothes and stop entertaining these dipshits already - there surely have to be better, more entertaining lies we can tell each other on a regular basis.
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"cis women have this feature too"​

this is such an obtuse thing that i see trans/cis people say all the time. someone will complain about having broad shoulders or a deep voice or facial hair. then someone will say oh cis women can have this too. yes, they can, but one, it's hardly ever to the same extent (cis women's facial hair that grows outside of something like PCOS for example, general body measurements), two, those cis women are very often outside the average, the average cis women does not have broad shoulders or is 6'3, and three, when a transsexual woman complains about a feature she has, it's never that feature in a vacuum that makes things bad, it's that that feature exists alongside usually two or three or four other things, which very rarely (if practically almost never) does a cis woman have. yeah, some cis women might have a wider rib cage, but how many have that alongside broader shoulders larger hands more visible adams apple or any other number of more masculine/"clocky" features?
just feels super obtuse and just ignores what the actual complain is.
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Lastly, a man debates electrocuting himself for days on end to feel closer to womanhood as if women belong to the genus of Electrophorus. I, for one, love this concept and believe it should become standard therapeutic treatment for every troon 'n' poon pursuing medical treatment. Vote for Magic Pickle in 2028 and I'll promise cattle prods for everyone so that even laypeople can get in on the fun!
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Period simulators.​

A while ago I posted about actually wanting a period and knowing not being able to. Sadly this part of my dysphoria became much worse. Recently I found out there are period simulators. Would it be realistic and possible/safe to wear one of those non stop (ofcoarse not when taking a shower for obvious reasons) for 3 days each months so day and night while awake and even while sleeping to simulate a period and hopefully make that part of my dysphoria less? How realistic are they? Do any of you have experience with them? How safe are they to wear for a long time?
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Hello, Kiwifarms. I meant to post this sooner, but I forgot to. So a few months ago, I stumbled into a goldmine of a Reddit account on the Red Scare podcast subreddit. A user named Choke_M this user's post history is a perfect representation of every transgender stereotype ever. I'm not going to go through their whole account, as it goes back 12 years, but I want to give you all the link so you can go through their post history. I'm going to link a few examples of this exceptional individual's posts.

Here they are threatening suicide because they didn't pass as trans. https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransge...ot_passing_considering_suicide_again_its_too/
Choke_M then threatens suicide again several years later and admits to abusing hard drugs to cope.
If you search the term "suicide," like 30 posts show up on Choke_M's profile; they even got an Instagram reply from the infamous rapper XXXtentacion after DMing him about suicide.
and that is just searching the term "suicide." I didn't even mention this user's NSFW posts. I'm sure you can find more gold if you go looking through their profile. Now I'm going to post some of the greatest hits I found when searching the term "trans" on their profile.

Ok, I hope this gives y'all something to go off of. I just wanted to make this user known before they make their account private or delete it, like redditors frequently do.
 
Necrosan said:
Hey people, I have a dare for you, make it 30 seconds through this video.
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49 seconds.
But it was difficult to tolerate even that long...

Sean Andalou said:
Some "queers" are physically and behaviorally normal straights who need some victimhood cred in order to nail leftist women.
The current year equivalent of pick up artists going to feminist meetings back when I was in college. :P
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Sean Andalou said:
On a somewhat related note, here are gaslighting instructions for bedding pooners.
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The 'Man' that 'giggles' about these inane euphemisms is 40 years old!
What the Actual Fuck?!
 
Necrosan said:
Hey people, I have a dare for you, make it 30 seconds through this video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_00rQVA2MI love what my YouTube recommends lately, usually channels with zero views, which is neat, and sometimes it lands autism goldmines like these.
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A minute in, just an extremely boring HSTS furry trying to be XD so random.
 
From the story in the Pickle’s post about the 13-year old pooner with the based mother cosplaying The Riddler from Batman after hiding her poon juice:
(4k views istg if my post ends up on twitter again I'm going to [removed by reddit])
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Awwww, don’t worry, Li’l Pooner! In all likelihood, your post probably isn’t anywhere near Twittter! It will, however, live forever on the Kiwi Farms. ;)

I love how one of the commenters talks about it being illegal to purposely deny/withhold someone’s medication…but that only makes sense in the context of legal, doctor-issued prescriptions filled by reputable pharmacies. Just the way that she talks about acquiring this “vial” by mail, as well as it apparently being too expensive for her to get another one, leads me to believe that she’s getting DIY via USPS. Ergo, mom isn’t doing anything illegal. Taking away some shady, DIY horse piss from your vulnerable, neurotic daughter so that she doesn’t use it to destroy herself, is just about as illegal as taking the heroin/syringes out of your addict son’s basement room in the hopes that he makes it another day. Hell, I’d say that taking that shit away from someone who’s *13* is the fucking duty of a parent who’s worth a fuck, or any good citizen.
 
Pig Cups said:
Hell, I’d say that taking that shit away from someone who’s *13* is the fucking duty of a parent who’s worth a fuck, or any good citizen.
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I agree with you, as would every reasonable person.
But we're still living in the current decade; depending on where she calls home the mother might be jailed for child abuse and first-degree transphobia... we've seen stupider decisions.

I hope that every time this little girl saves up enough pocket money to buy steroids, mummy intercepts the package and takes it for safe disposal at a pharmacy.
And please, God, let her move on from this destructive fad before she reaches adulthood.

ETA: I did enjoy that redditor's comment suggesting OP shows her mother nasty photos of post-pubertal transitions – the idea being that the gruesome failed results will scare mum into allowing her 13yo to transition immediately (as if the ones who started young pass perfectly).
I hope every pooner who started at 18+ reads that comment and cries.
YWNBAM
 
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I don't know if this is the correct thread for this, or if I'm late but trannies are seething over this

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This is making the rounds online of people saying its vulgar language. They can't say he's wrong though!
 
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