💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Dysnomia]

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For anyone looking to check her facebook page, she has a new profile pic.
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She's gone Full Metal M'Lady.

I guess she never got the memo that women are generally repulsed by these types. She's giving me Sensei La Dew vibes.

Lazy, internally (like her wang) misogynistic pig-child.
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She'll miss having dishes to wash and towels to fold when her parents are dead and she's out on the streets. Apparently she blocked someone who pointed out that even if she had a girlfriend/wife, she should still do these chores too. Absolutely hopeless. She's lucky she only posts this shit on Boomerbook where less than five people ever bother to engage with her. People on any other platform would bury her alive for her retarded worldview, and she wouldn't be able to use her transness or uwu trauma victim status as shields.

Besides, what the fuck else would she be doing if she didn't have to do "all" the house work?! Or is just the principle that a "man" shouldn't do these tasks that gets her binders in a bunch? But it's fine for her father to, because he's old and mean and not a Japanese salaryman that would've allowed Sarah to become an international sensation when she was still kawaii enough, so fuck him.

Anyway, her fedora looks fucking stupid. She couldn't even get one that matches her outfit. She should paint on a neckbeard to complete the look.

If by some miracle, say via a celestial alignment that only comes once every billion years or something, she got a waifu then we all know what would actually happen. Pixy would be waddling around town all day in cosplay then flop into bed to post gibberish on Boomerbook all evening while waifu-chan works her fingers to the bone cleaning up after this handsome gentlesir.

Pixy is just complaining about the same stuff she would have been doing all day back when her yume was to become a Nipponese waifu. Look, Ass-Ton. One of your dreams actually did come true. You're a housewife-tan. Be grateful and get back to scrubbing the floor.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i was thinking about this the other day but if pixy were to meet a man who claimed they had a stomach vagina and were totally a girly girl would she go along with it or does the gender LARP only apply to her and everybody else is what they look like?

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For anyone looking to check her facebook page, she has a new profile pic.
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she almost looks like a normal woman her age for once if not older. still goofy but i just cant get over how much covering up her awful haircut has improved how she looks. shame she seems to think a manly haircut is looking like simple jack. even lesbians will just shave the sides or get a mullet or something.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Another new dumb painting.

Ah yes, "forced feminization" is definitely why the doll is crying neon pink tears.

And her "tummy hurts" again? When was the last time a truly manly man used the term "tummy'" when talking about their gut? Even when she's trying to be so manry she can't help but still be an ugu kawaii princess desu desu.

 

[Trombonista]

When was the last time a truly manly man used the term "tummy'" when talking about their gut?

Hell, when was the last time a woman used the term outside of talking to her small children?

 

[Dysnomia]

i was thinking about this the other day but if pixy were to meet a man who claimed they had a stomach vagina and were totally a girly girl would she go along with it or does the gender LARP only apply to her and everybody else is what they look like?

I recall she said she wasn't really interested in transwomen. And let's face it, that's the only types that would be into her. Desperate troons. This is kind of like fatties who demand everyone accept their elephantine visage as beautiful but refuse to date other fatties because muh personal preferences.

 

[Metatron]

Don't forget Sneaking your snacks, abusing your pets, stealing your stuff to use and your cash for Whataburger, and if you're really lucky, Sexually harassing you/everyone she comes in contact with. (Also, imagine the bathroom...)

And most importantly. She rocks back and forth and humps the table.

 

[Kosher Dill]

And most importantly. She rocks back and forth and humps the table.

And the vending machine.

Which is too bad, because I'm a lonely 16-year-old anime girl with blue hair, medium B-cups, and no sense of smell, but I'm very protective of my vintage Coke machine collection.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She's gone Full Metal M'Lady.

I guess she never got the memo that women are generally repulsed by these types. She's giving me Sensei La Dew vibes.

I guess this is the pooner equivalent of the incel-to-troon pipeline? If she can't get the ikemen husbando of her dreams then become the... fedora wearing fat brony-looking incel of other girls' dreams?

 

[Dysnomia]

I guess this is the pooner equivalent of the incel-to-troon pipeline? If she can't get the ikemen husbando of her dreams then become the... fedora wearing fat brony-looking incel of other girls' dreams?

She's completely clueless about how lame and unattractive she appears to women. She probably thinks hat=masculine. A baseball cap would work better. At least she's covering up the Simple Jack haircut. It really makes a difference.

I wonder if the fedora will be appearing in a public toilet piss porn fic soon. Speaking of fics we've got a new chapter. It's so badly written that I couldn't stop laughing. For some reason Kairi's got a boob tattoo now.

Spoiler: Hey….I got a kinky idea….you brush your teeth today

This particular dream on this particular night started very hot and heavy. Vanitas arrived in a hotel room with his friends with benefits that he’d been hot and heavy with.

Right away we get a banger of an opener. It reminds me of late 90s/early 2000s parody fics that roasted stuff like this. But Pixy is 100% serious.

They were both tipsy

I have never once heard a man say they were tipsy. In fact I've never heard anyone say it outside of those old movies where some floozy goes "I'm a little tipsy!". Pixy uses this term a lot. Maybe it's something Debbie said a lot while sipping wine coolers by the pool. It just seems really feminine.

He analyzed her teeth; they were worse than his. Missing teeth, chipped, not perfectly white.

Uh oh! Someone has teeth insecurity!

His teeth were straight with fangs with a tooth or two missing toward the back, and he used whitening strips. But who cares.

Excessive Coke consumption is really bad for your teeth. Never mind all the sugar in those Starbucks drinks. Whitening strips can cause tooth sensitivity. She should be less concerned about buttered corn teeth and more concerned about all the acidic sugary junk she's gargling daily.

I hope I don’t get pregnant…”, she said. Vanitas shrugged. She always talked about how horny she was and how she wanted a man to put a baby in her. Weird woman.

I thought Pixy wanted to father a child with her stomach jizzler? Now she thinks it's weird? I guess in the end what she really wants is her very own Cinderella to do chores just like her post implied.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So Kairi is stupid, stinky, ill-mannered, malnourished, from a broken home, and now has a busted grill too? Who says romance is dead?

It's weird that Pixy always has her characters talk about brushing their teeth with Grimace Shake, but they never actually do it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hell, when was the last time a woman used the term outside of talking to her small children?

Fatties tend to use it to refer to their large disgustingly distended bellies as a "tummy". I think they're trying to make it sound cuter.

I have never once heard a man say they were tipsy. In fact I've never heard anyone say it outside of those old movies where some floozy goes "I'm a little tipsy!". Pixy uses this term a lot. Maybe it's something Debbie said a lot while sipping wine coolers by the pool. It just seems really feminine.

Everything about her is feminine. So why not her description of getting drunk as well? Also I bet she totally got drunk off of some girly drink.

So Kairi is stupid, stinky, ill-mannered, malnourished, from a broken home, and now has a busted grill too?

Pixy is just shitting on other women because she's insecure. Thankfully she's never done that for real in her stories. They're disgusting enough as it is.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

She's lonely and wants kids cause she's aging. She's just too much of a dumb cunt to see through her own bullshit.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Gotta love the level of undeserved entitlement Sarah has. You can't help but get MATI when you read this shit.

 

[Dysnomia]

Pixy is just shitting on other women because she's insecure. Thankfully she's never done that for real in her stories. They're disgusting enough as it is.

Sensei La Poo is taking a nap because she can't get laid. Zero understanding about why no one wants to bask in her glorious presence. After all these years she still doesn't get it. She just thinks she's entitled to attention simply because she exists. She must have been a nightmare child.

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Gotta love the level of undeserved entitlement Sarah has. You can't help but get MATI when you read this shit.

What is that brown spot below the bottom lip? Is it supposed to be a beard? Is she planning on growing a neckbeard to go along with her fedora?

 

[Phouquehead]

Spoiler: Hey….I got a kinky idea….you brush your teeth today

Her writing was never good but now it's devolving even more into stream of consciousness word vomit. Even her FB posts are beginning to follow the same style, with even less punctuation. She also continues to misuse words and it's even more obvious she doesn't reread what she writes to check for these errors. A tie doesn't have a "lapel," she likely meant "lapel pin;" "It's all she ever talks [ab]out," practically every other sentence ends with "it turned him on," so many other typos that I don't remember her making in previous chapters. It's also annoying that she keeps framing these hotel stay dreams as the characters "escaping" from their respective families when it'd just make more sense to make Kairi a prostitute and the hotel their hookup spot. She more or less hints at it with how increasingly trashy she portrays the poor girl (who apparently bangs other guys too now). Sarah can't even imagine her Kingdom Hearts-sona having his own place, or at least having friends' homes to crash for the night when he doesn't want to sleep in the same house as his mean old dad. Is this why she switched from skinwalking Sora/Roxas to Vanitas instead, because he canonically has no friends just like her?

This is also such an unexpected way to learn Sarah has missing teeth. Her front teeth never looked particularly egregious considering how much sugar she consumes, so I guess most of the damage is in the back. Does she have to fetishize things like hygiene in order to motivate herself to keep up with it? Tell her that cleaning the house is hot and heavy too. Ladies carnally desire guys who are tidy and help out their elderly parents.

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Gotta love the level of undeserved entitlement Sarah has. You can't help but get MATI when you read this shit.

Does she expect this girlfriend to just show up at her doorstep? Does she even socialize at anymore or does she expect some random woman on FB to slide into her DMs? Plenty of other people in the world can't find partners and they're far higher functioning adults than Sarah. So she needs to suck it up and realize she's never, ever getting the petite redhead 20 year old bangmaid in her head because she does nothing to attract anyone. The days of chubby chasing randos hitting her up on deviantART are long gone.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Gotta love the level of undeserved entitlement Sarah has. You can't help but get MATI when you read this shit.

What woman couldn't resist the utter manliness that is Pixy?

Sarah can't even imagine her Kingdom Hearts-sona having his own place, or at least having friends' homes to crash for the night when he doesn't want to sleep in the same house as his mean old dad. Is this why she switched from skinwalking Sora/Roxas to Vanitas instead, because he canonically has no friends just like her?

I think a lot of people like Pixy who deal with their traumas and issues in stories they fear they can't stray too far from the truth or else it's no longer about them. She's in effect keeping herself "grounded" by having Vanitas essentially be her. Which is why Vanitas has boobs, bad teeth, a bad home life and all that. The stomach penis though? She needs that as that makes her a man.

At least the women aren't claiming it's huge and he's amazingly hung like Anthony A-Log Logatto's attempts at sexy fanfiction. Every single woman in there was amazed at his massive "six inch fox-dick". You know, something that is completely average meaning most likely he's tiny.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I really feel for the horny teenagers of today just looking for some good KH smut who keep seeing Pixy's abomination floating to the top when she updates it. The KH fandom must be pretty small now days, even more so on the fanfic side, and tiny on the straight fanfic side.

 

[Trombonista]

"Friends with benefits" is a plural, yet Pixy used it to describe one person. If she tried to get a Bachelor's in English today, she'd drop out in the first year.

 

[Dysnomia]

I really feel for the horny teenagers of today just looking for some good KH smut who keep seeing Pixy's abomination floating to the top when she updates it. The KH fandom must be pretty small now days, even more so on the fanfic side, and tiny on the straight fanfic side.

The average Vanitas/Kairi/Aqua shipper doesn't want to read about a fat, smelly Vanitas with tits who just goes to boring places in Victoria Texas while whining about his mean old dad. And they certainly aren't into a poverty stricken alcoholic Kairi with a mouth full of broken teeth who only knows how to scream "Daddy! You're so big! Oh Master! UNGGGG!" while being peed on in filthy public toilets.

KH4 should come out eventually. A new game will create some new fans who will inevitably be utterly disgusted by Dreams Of a Tainted Mind. Maybe it will go viral. Pixy will finally be famousu!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe it will go viral. Pixy will finally be famousu!

But not in a good way.

She's fallen off the radar, except for obsessive weirdos like us, but she's ready for a comeback! She's just starting to shine... again!