Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Bessent officially announces the temporary easing of Russian oil sanctions.

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Meanwhile, Miller calls out how Cardboardtolla is probably dead.

 

[cowbells]

The IRGC claims they caused severe damage in the attack. The IRGC Navy commander also stated that his uncle works at Microsoft and will have Barron Trump's XBox Live account banned.

Iranian-back militias are claiming they shot down the KC-135. In other news, unnamed sources in Hollywood are saying that Sidney Sweeny gives me sloppy head every night.

Ahh. The fair, neutral, and objective reporting BuzzFeed is famous for. Keep up the good work!

 

[AGP]

Supposed leaked audio of an IRGC commander.

Recording of an IRGC military commander in Iran that proves:

1. Targeting checkpoints have really hit personnel morale
2. They station their forces in schools and mosques All signs point to this being a genuine file.

 

[Prööt :DD]

I hope trump and the D.O.W. has a better plan for regime change other than just hoping the Kurds or some other group starting an uprising.

I legitimately believe there are Paradox-brained white house staffers who expected Pahlavi would get his lazy ass off Xitter to return as God-King and revive the Achaemenid Empire.

 

[babyDunk]

I legitimately believe there are Paradox-brained white house staffers who expected Pahlavi would get his lazy ass off Xitter to return as God-King and revive the Achaemenid Empire.

Trump has expressed skepticism about the dude so there’s that.

 

[draggs]

I legitimately believe there are Paradox-brained white house staffers who expected Pahlavi would get his lazy ass off Xitter to return as God-King and revive the Achaemenid Empire.

Pahlavi said on the first day of the war not to start a rebellion until he gave the signal. aka the CIA will tell him when to do it

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Egypt technically "won" the 73 war but they weren't Muslim

In what fucking world is Egypt non muslim?

Things under the Shah were shit, and people in Iran remember how shit it was. Two side of the same shit coin.

Ignoring that it only went to shit because he wanted to rush the success of his country by implementing commie style economic policies which in turn screwed over his nation long term. You're delusional if you think shahs iran WAS ANYWHERE near the corrosive dump that is the post 1979 iran. You're a willfully dishonest faggot and you should get bombed by Abdullahs giant dick.

Sufis are like the crazy pentecostals who speak in tongues and play with snakes

Given this is islam. Sufis may as well be the only group of Muslims that aren't fucking batshit insane.

Also of course the Atlantic sucks his hairy arab cock. Leftoids could not suck sucking this piece of shit dick as he violently put down the 2009 riots. Soundes like traitorous commies are already trying to meme him into a place in the transitional government. Fuck. FUCK.

Dude, you sound too MATI. Look i get the sentiment over how innocent iranians were treated during the 2009 protests but at the end of the day. Lol if you think he had/has any control over the government (as demonstrated by the incompetence of pezeshkian and the brutal grip of the sepah/IRGC) hes more like the Gunther fehlinger of iran. At most it would be fun to see him post dumb shit/spat outs against other retarded iranians/shitposters.

killed 50 thousand civilians

I mean, they're niggers so...

Bin Laden

What is it about islamic leaders and insane luck? Khomeini was a similar case and hell, in several instances saddam and the then prime minister of france had told the shah they would gladly take care of that shia faggot, only For the shah to decline assassinating him. No wonder they legitimately believe allah has placed a protective shield over them when they constantly luck out like this.

Three aircraft whose crew could probably lean out a window and high five, each hit dead-on, all without so much as disturbing the shrubbery and pebbles on the tarmac. Who else could do that but us? How have the mudhommeds not gotten it through their turbans that we could put a rocket up their nostril with that sort of accuracy if we wanted?

You're dealing with people who fetishize the concept of death. You cannot reason with these people. Islam heavily celebrates death and Martyrdom. As long as muds believe in this horseshit, the civilized world will have to deal with this thorn up their ass for decades, hell centuries to come.

It's hard to overstate how badly Vietnam and GWOT absolutely raped the consciousness of two generations. They'd rather wait around until some other superpower is literally firing nukes at them than take any proactive action.

The media elites 100% use it as a way to fuck over and subvert the murican populace. otherwise there's no reason to keep remembering that shit aside from being used as an example of what not to do in a wartime situation.

 

[TheBigZee]

Against a rational country you just make bigger problems for them everywhere else, but Iran isn't rational. I guess the plan is to strike them whenever they do anything and hope that no one is willing to do it.

Yeah, that's the thing I don't understand counting on. Young men in the middle east seem pretty hellbent on the whole martyrdom thing.

Estimates I've seen place Iran as completely running out of launchers in about a week or so. As that goal begins to wind down, they can shift focus to destroying their fleet of speedboats and other short-range shit that's not a big deal to a military vessel, but makes tanker insurers wet their pants.
CENTCOM has already told civilians to avoid ports along the Strait, as they've become valid military targets.

And the drones, sea drones, suicide frogmen, missiles, etc?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Supposed leaked audio of an IRGC commander.
🚨Leaked audio of IRGC commander.🚨 With eng sub [eldw2es87pog1].mp4

If legit, this is just further proof that doomerism works both ways.
Muslims are insane and suicidal, but even they can't just shrug off getting their shit absolutely pushed in for two weeks straight and suffer zero psychological damage.
The regime heads can because they believe themselves safe in their bunkers, above all the petty rabble, but the ground troops lack that luxury.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Supposed leaked audio of an IRGC commander.
🚨Leaked audio of IRGC commander.🚨 With eng sub [eldw2es87pog1].mp4

Them posting up in schools and Mosques are gonna make everyone see like when Israel bombs them (because they are being used as cover for the army).

 

[draggs]

And the drones, sea drones, suicide frogmen, missiles, etc?

>incoming frogmen!
Don't worry we'll send Race Bannon and Brock goddam Samson that's who

 

[kobebyarlant]

Supposed leaked audio of an IRGC commander.
🚨Leaked audio of IRGC commander.🚨 With eng sub [eldw2es87pog1].mp4

“Bro the loitering shotgun shell robots aren’t even a big deal. Like bro just don’t leave any digital footprint and if spotted run as fast as you humanly can to hide amongst the civilian populace and you’ll be fine bro. Like bro I’ve yet to be riddled with hundreds of pellets in the street, it’s perfectly safe.”

 

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Iranian-back militias are claiming they shot down the KC-135. I

Hahahah, smokey

 

[teriyakiburns]

>incoming frogmen!
Don't worry we'll send Race Bannon and Brock goddam Samson that's who

Ventureposting in 2026 was not on my bingo card.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Reports of air raid sirens followed by possible explosions at Incirlik Air Base, located near Adana, Southern Turkey.

Air Raid Sirens and Iranian missile arrivals in Adana, Southern Turkey

Iranian missile impact somewhere in Haifa region, looks like Haifa’s refinery.

An Iranian ballistic missile struck a building in Zarzir, in northern Israel, leaving 10 people reportedly lightly injured.

More footage from Adana, southern Turkey.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

An Iranian ballistic missile struck a building in Zarzir, in northern Israel, leaving 10 people reportedly lightly injured.

Wow, these losers suck at killing people who aren't trapped inside their own borders.

 

[AN/ALR56]

video_2026-03-12_20-56-55.mp4
Reports of air raid sirens followed by possible explosions at Incirlik Air Base, located near Adana, Southern Turkey.


DnPveKocW7SBOQ_remux.mp4

0ENnffwDH2fFCQ_remux.mp4
Air Raid Sirens and Iranian missile arrivals in Adana, Southern Turkey


IMG_9547.MP4
Iranian missile impact somewhere in Haifa region, looks like Haifa’s refinery.


video5882000309357649348.mp4
An Iranian ballistic missile struck a building in Zarzir, in northern Israel, leaving 10 people reportedly lightly injured.


215251251251 (1).mp4

215251251251 (2).mp4
More footage from Adana, southern Turkey.

Iran attacking anyone that helped them but not Israel will never not funny to me.
IRGC schizomaxxing

 

[mindlessobserver]

video_2026-03-12_20-56-55.mp4
Reports of air raid sirens followed by possible explosions at Incirlik Air Base, located near Adana, Southern Turkey.


DnPveKocW7SBOQ_remux.mp4

0ENnffwDH2fFCQ_remux.mp4
Air Raid Sirens and Iranian missile arrivals in Adana, Southern Turkey


IMG_9547.MP4
Iranian missile impact somewhere in Haifa region, looks like Haifa’s refinery.


video5882000309357649348.mp4
An Iranian ballistic missile struck a building in Zarzir, in northern Israel, leaving 10 people reportedly lightly injured.


215251251251 (1).mp4

215251251251 (2).mp4
More footage from Adana, southern Turkey.

Iran really has a death wish if its poking the roach nest. The Turks could absolutely fuck them up if they wanted too.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Iran really has a death wish if its poking the roach nest. The Turks could absolutely fuck them up if they wanted too.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Iran killing random innocents instead of going after those who are actually attacking them.

Muslim-maxxing.