📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

You can't convince me God didn't create AIDS on purpose.

Natural selection does not reward you for believing in it nor punish you for not believing.

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When just plain FFS (or whatever) is not enough!


Reddit -- Archive

I mean there's face masculinization and face feminization surgeries.

The consensus in the comments seems to be to take a mix and match approach.
This one (so far) says it best.

Androgyny is very subjective. There is masculinization and feminization, but androdgynization isn't just a sweet spot, it's a moving target. You'd be looking at talking to a doctor about masc/fem surgery but with that goal of androgyny in mind. It won't be a problem explaining that to a surgeon, but they will probably still use those terms, so be prepared to have a bit of a thick skin around language. ...

Emphasis added.
Uh oh.

The same comment continued covers the legal niceties.

... The real challenge would be getting approval from insurance. Insurance doesn't usually cover this kind of surgery because they'll say it's cosmetic. Even facial hair removal is difficult to get approved. So you'll need to work with a therapist, your doctor, and probably a surgeon with experience with nonbinary people to navigate that red tape.

Emphasis added.
Double uh oh.
Possible violation of the UN Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide of 1948?

 

[Potatis Salad]

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A pooner gets to enjoy the affirmation of getting HIV like the big boys.

lmaoooo, I was hoping this would an early candidate for L of the millennium: a li'l dood finally working up the nerve to go to a gay bathhouse and immediately getting smited with HIV. But I looked into this poon and unfortunately it seems that she's mentally ill, on drugs, probably in a manic episode, and engaging in all kinds of risky behavior. Much less hilarious than it would be if a "Daniel" Lavery type of pooner got HIV.

I totally get it. I think you are in a harder situation, but I feel connected to what you are saying (and I'm very sorry this is happening to you). I deeply crave intensity. Life is so painfully boring and beige. It makes me angry and antsy. I often hurt myself, abuse coke (or t, MDMA), or hook up randomly while drunk or high.

I think it sounds like it was similar for you: I felt dead as a child for as long as I can remember. The only times I felt alive were when I was witnessing or experiencing violence. Eventually, the drugs but prior, it was the loudness that shocked my system into feeling something. Now, I live in a stable environment, but I miss the intensity and fear to a certain extent. So strange

She also contracted herpes in August 2025.

I have hsv2 too. Got diagnosed Aug 2025. Anyone can be susceptible. Anyone who has had sexual contact, so don't beat yourself up. It is relatively common and if this is what you want, you will find guys or girls who are okay with it. I have regular fwbs who are cool with it. For their sake, I choose to take a suppressive antiviral (valtrex 500mg) daily. It's just what I feel comfortable with. I hook up a decent amount. It is a barrier but doesn't make it impossible. Educate yourself, so that you can answer questions confidently. I'll dm you. You are not alone

She posts in addiction and bipolar subreddits and takes a whole grab bag of psychiatric drugs including aripiprazole (antipsychotic used to treat schizophrenia):

I get you. Night time is awful. I feel so sick with emptiness. It feels like poison. I can't help but I just saw this and related. I'm also 22. I'm addicted to cocaine and I overdrink. I also don't know if I want to stop because it's the only thing good in my life. Or at least, the only thing that makes me feel okay, as stupid as that may sound. I completely get that feeling. Hang in there

Godspeed, li'l HIV+, HSV+, cocaine-addicted, alcoholic, self-harming, psychosis-prone poon. Seems like you're not gonna live much longer.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I wonder if we will see a treatment resistant AIDS sooner than later.

Chances of them mutating a disease? Probably high.

It already exists. HIV+ people who don’t take their antivirals regularly (due to poverty, mental illness etc) are a perfect little Petri dish for viral mutations. Speaking of which…

Godspeed, li'l HIV+, HSV+, cocaine-addicted, alcoholic, self-harming, psychosis-prone poon. Seems like you're not gonna live much longer.

And to those she infects along the way.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Does anyone still have the video of an MtF early transitioner doing a weird little jig in the subway? Please repost if you do.

 

[Meat Grinder]

A pooner gets to enjoy the affirmation of getting HIV like the big boys.

Imagine being a mother and your precious daughter starts rp-ing as a faggot, and it escalated more and more until she gets herself infected with a deadly virus spread by faggot cum..

 

[Pattern Juggler]

When just plain FFS (or whatever) is not enough!

Out of all their delusions, it's their seeming keenness for surgery that baffles me the most.

I had my appendix out via keyhole surgery and was home the very next day, and it was still a horrible experience I'd never wish on anyone. Yet these loons want every part of them chopped up for their fetish.

 

[monstrous bubo]

It’s a combination of a blasé attitude towards surgery and the belief that the human body has swappable parts just like their online avatars. The latter is because autism and too much time online. The former however results from ignorance, complacency, and the deliberate lies spread online by trans groomers. That’s why you get troons fantasising that we are only a few years away from uterine transplants for men. They have literally no idea how complex human bodies are, let alone the ethical questions involved.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Godspeed, li'l HIV+, HSV+, cocaine-addicted, alcoholic, self-harming, psychosis-prone poon. Seems like you're not gonna live much longer.

Good thing she transitioned. Otherwise she might've killed herself.

 

[Chandelier]

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A pooner gets to enjoy the affirmation of getting HIV like the big boys.

Reminder that you can get HIV in one of three ways:
1. Shared needles from repeat drug use.
2. Accidental exposure from blood banks who do not abide by safety standards (gay males can donate if they abstain from sex from at least 3-6 months from a lifetime ban).
3. Repeat anal sex from multiple partners without protection. It looks like this is the reason she got it.

I wonder if we will see a treatment resistant AIDS sooner than later.

I'll raise you antibiotic resistant syphilis.

I was hoping this would an early candidate for L of the millennium: a li'l dood finally working up the nerve to go to a gay bathhouse and immediately getting smited with HIV.

Good find. Looks like she decided to get a little down'n'dirty at the bathhouse, knowing that in darker locations gay men wouldn't notice she had a vagina. She must've been exclusively having anal sex with fellow drugged-up partners who were unable to tell the difference.

 

[DatBepisTho]

“Im about to be 38 Ive been saving money consistently for two years, despite all my efforts I just can’t save up enough to be a millionaire and I cant afford to live the way I deserve. I feel like I don't get to experience so many of the positive things that other rich girls get to experience and it makes me miserable. ..."

Bitch should be glad she can even live the bougie white trash life in the first place. Especially in this economy.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

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A pooner gets to enjoy the affirmation of getting HIV like the big boys.

I fucking almost vomit every time I read 'viral load' now.

She posts in addiction and bipolar subreddits

Here's hoping she's just a crazy BPD liar. I cannot stress how easy it is to not get an STD, so she's eitheer lying or it's part of her fetish.

 

[Paper Machete]

1. Shared needles from repeat drug use.
2. Accidental exposure from blood banks who do not abide by safety standards (gay males can donate if they abstain from sex from at least 3-6 months from a lifetime ban).
3. Repeat anal sex from multiple partners without protection. It looks like this is the reason she got it.

Number 3 is also the most likely. Especially since if you're THAT deep in a injectable drug addiction to reuse needles from other people then you're basically a hobo zombie level junkie. Even then, a lot of those crazy homeless get free needles handed out to prevent contracting extra diseases.

Anyone trying to tell you they just accidentally got it who aren't getting blood transfusions for some reason are straight up lying about how they got it a lot of the time. I heard some tiktok of someone recounting their family member's story of getting it from having casual sex with a woman, that they hooked up with once, and presumably had PIV with...yeah, that nigga lying. He was probably DL for a while.

All it takes it just using a condom if you have to do that in particular in the first place. It's literally the easiest thing to avoid contracting (if you live in the west at least) which is what I find so absolutely crazy. And it's funny all these people are so quick to jump to "WELL PEOPLE COULD GET IT FROM DRUGS!!" but none of these tards who have it and say that have any tracks anywhere LMAOO

 

[Junky Whore]

1. Shared needles from repeat drug use.
2. Accidental exposure from blood banks who do not abide by safety standards (gay males can donate if they abstain from sex from at least 3-6 months from a lifetime ban).
3. Repeat anal sex from multiple partners without protection. It looks like this is the reason she got it.

When it comes to probability I like to reduce things to a 'coin flip.' In other words "at what point are the odds 50/50?" This makes big numbers more digestible to my dumb monkey brain for some reason.

Here's how many times you would need to be exposed to HIV in various ways to have a 50% chance of contracting the disease.

Female+ to male- (PIV): 1,732.5
Male+ to female- (PIV): 866.1
Share needles: 109.7
Receive anal: 49.6

Spoiler: ho math

The numbers I used:

Formula used (1/1000 odds in the example):

Please let me know if you find a mistake.

 

[Waffle Iron]

3. Repeat anal sex from multiple partners without protection. It looks like this is the reason she got it.

PIV can transmit it as well. Thats how some poor women got it. Because their husband was getting assfucked in some dark alley on his day off. It's just that anal sex is a lot more risky since microtears happen more often, which exposes the blood to HIV.

 

[Jizzrag]

Spoiler: Text

my evil doppleganger

i am an RA for a dorm on campus and another RA in my same building shares my name--my deadname that is, since i have yet to change it.

i have always compared this RA unfavorably to me. he is just gross. he has long stringy brown hair which he doesn't take care of. he's a bit overweight and wears clothes that oddly accentuate that fact. he speaks weirdly and in my opinion has bad opinions. the things he finds funny are not so. he is too interested in nerdy things like MTG and D&D, which i also enjoy from time to time but not to such a great extent.

his worst crime in my mind is the fact he is a man. were he a girl he these facts would be somewhat endearing. he would take care of his hair a little and his nerdy interests would be cool and countercultural.

i know this because also on the staff team are a number of women--two in particular--who match this description. they too are nerdy and poorly socialized and don't know when the other person has lost interest in what they're talking about. but by virtue of being girls i like them alright and feel no disgust towards them as i do this particular RA.

worse still, as another "man" with my deadname, i have been confused for him a number of times by acquaintances, and he for me.

but now the worst has come to pass. this RA has come out to me as a trans woman. she is taking estrogen for a few months and intends to come out fairly soon, which will eerily line up with my own coming out.

i hate her. seeing her fills me with disgust and this feeling has only increased since learning of her true nature. if i were her i would be filled with shame, just brimming with it. i would be disgusted to be her. i am disgusted enough with myself already and she is everything i am but worse. she has a flat affect and a deep voice she doesn't even try to pitch up. her hair looks like shit and her clothes are awful. there is nothing feminine about her at all, in looks or personality.

i don't know how she can go out into the world like this on a day to day basis, let alone look like this and ask people to call her a woman. it's ridiculous to me. it doesn't make any sense.

i feel evil for thinking this. i should be happy to know a trans girl. but i hate her.

 

[Julie Newmar]

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my evil doppleganger

i am an RA for a dorm on campus and another RA in my same building shares my name--my deadname that is, since i have yet to change it.

i have always compared this RA unfavorably to me. he is just gross. he has long stringy brown hair which he doesn't take care of. he's a bit overweight and wears clothes that oddly accentuate that fact. he speaks weirdly and in my opinion has bad opinions. the things he finds funny are not so. he is too interested in nerdy things like MTG and D&D, which i also enjoy from time to time but not to such a great extent.

his worst crime in my mind is the fact he is a man. were he a girl he these facts would be somewhat endearing. he would take care of his hair a little and his nerdy interests would be cool and countercultural.

i know this because also on the staff team are a number of women--two in particular--who match this description. they too are nerdy and poorly socialized and don't know when the other person has lost interest in what they're talking about. but by virtue of being girls i like them alright and feel no disgust towards them as i do this particular RA.

worse still, as another "man" with my deadname, i have been confused for him a number of times by acquaintances, and he for me.

but now the worst has come to pass. this RA has come out to me as a trans woman. she is taking estrogen for a few months and intends to come out fairly soon, which will eerily line up with my own coming out.

i hate her. seeing her fills me with disgust and this feeling has only increased since learning of her true nature. if i were her i would be filled with shame, just brimming with it. i would be disgusted to be her. i am disgusted enough with myself already and she is everything i am but worse. she has a flat affect and a deep voice she doesn't even try to pitch up. her hair looks like shit and her clothes are awful. there is nothing feminine about her at all, in looks or personality.

i don't know how she can go out into the world like this on a day to day basis, let alone look like this and ask people to call her a woman. it's ridiculous to me. it doesn't make any sense.

i feel evil for thinking this. i should be happy to know a trans girl. but i hate her.

What are the odds the other RA is actually just a full length mirror in the hall?

 

[Pedophobe]

It's Fight Club but both personas are the geeky loser.

 

[poggers]

It's Fight Club but instead of violence they misgender each other until one can't take it any more

 

[Mukhrani]

PIV can transmit it as well. Thats how some poor women got it. Because their husband was getting assfucked in some dark alley on his day off. It's just that anal sex is a lot more risky since microtears happen more often, which exposes the blood to HIV.

This mostly happens in Africa, where they have a lovely tradition of 'dry sex' which involves stuffing sand in the woman's vagina to increase friction and intensity for the male participant. It's very rare if you aren't having nightmare fuel tribal sex.

 

[Scream Tail]

I wonder if we will see a treatment resistant AIDS sooner than later.

It's already becoming resistant to standard drugs because the homos pop them like candy and can't contain themselves around mediocre cock.