Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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The Taco Santo! said:
Oh to be there listening to Jake make helpful tech suggestions to the manager.
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"There should be retro consoles at each seat, $1 nachos and chicken tendies, the ushers will hold your hand and make you cocoa at scary movies, dilation stations, and Uber drivers that will take you home instead of kidnapping you in the woods to try to violate busty trannies with double thin girl skin"
 
The Taco Santo! said:
Oh to be there listening to Jake make helpful tech suggestions to the manager.
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"Listen, kid, I literally design game consoles for a living..."

Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 2/23/2026. This was during a big blizzard and he said something like "Don't be surprised if the internet goes out". Of course, it didn't despite his frequent whining about how fragile his power and internet are.

Nothing interesting in the gameplay, but Pornsick Jake does rear his head (the bearded one) at one point. He plays a generic fantasy game where an orc quest giver says "I'll give you this amber if you 'be my servant' and do this fetch quest, I want to be the master instead of a servant for once", and at the end of the playthrough Jake mentions "the orc sounded kind of kinky". Dude can't even hear the word "master" or "servant" without going straight to fetish nonsense.

He also has a new backdrop for "season 7" of his alphabet streaming, and it's the worst one yet.

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Violet 'Absolute total nonsense' Hargrave said:
I have to figure for anyone new to this particular topic, when person A says something like "people are out there telling effeminate gay boys they're actually trans girls and pressuring them to pursue medical transition!" and person B says that people making claims like A are propagandizing because,

as per that last quoted post, "the hormones are making the kids [they] want to fuck less attractive to [them] personally," either both of these are baseless conjecture/projection, or point B is, while point A has more substance behind it.

But in reality, point A is complete unsubstantiated fantasy,

and for point B, we can actually just point you to the more intellectual transphobes publishing crap like this comparative study from Ken Zucker: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8714426/

Physical attractiveness of girls with gender identity disorder - PubMed
University students, masked to group status, judged the physical attractiveness of girls with gender identity disorder and clinical and normal control girls, whose photographs were taken at the time of assessment (mean age, 6.6 years). Each student made ratings for all girls for five traits: attract …
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According to the abstract, he had a group of people look over photos of children "(mean age, 6.6 years)" and ask whether

they were "attractive, beautiful, cute, pretty, [or] ugly" and finding, "girls with gender identity disorder had significantly less attractive ratings than the normal control girls for the traits attractive, beautiful."

I first became familiar with Zucker there when a friend of mine was testifying

about the sexual abuse she suffered from him, at his clinic, where she was sent as a child to receive conversion therapy to dissuade her from transitioning.

That testimony didn't go well for Zucker.
... which prompted one Jessie Singal to start in on a whole career of writing transphobic propaganda

beginning with a passionate defense of Ken Zucker's CSA clinic for preventing little trans girls from accessing medical care and voting for the hottest toddlers, where he leaned more or less exclusively on the endorsement of Zucker's co-worker James Cantor who is primarily known for archive.is/4F5Gq

let's see... wanting to drop the T from "LGBT" and "add the P" (for Pedophila) in its place. Cantor doesn't have any relevant knowledge about trans people by the way. Neither does Singal for that matter. Plenty of people keep spotlighting his whole career of horrors and campaigns to terrorize women.

And to be more direct about it, there's been a whole wave of articles over the past several years when the big trend was scaremongering about trans men being brainwashed amounting to "that dastardly trans community keeps stealing and brainwashing all the best butches!" Little rarer to see it claimed

about trans women depleting the femboy population, but the article everyone's talking about does seem to just be going for the gender flipped version of that.

But yeah, getting back to argument A, that is just straight up absurd.

First and foremost, you can't even make an argument like that unless

your conceptualization of queer people is that there's some kind of spectrum that goes from straight men, to gay men, to trans women, the latter perceived as some sort of "super gay" men.

That sort of thinking is pretty alarmingly common amongst bigots, particularly the sort who have never once in

their lives knowingly encountered an actual trans person or even had such a person described to them, and instead are building their whole mental model entirely from fictional characters in trashy '90s thrillers and conjecture that your gym coach shouting at you about needing to do more push-ups in

order to avoid turning into some kind of limp-wristed girl was providing serious medical advice or something.

Meanwhile, in reality, first off we need to address the elephant in the room that the vast majority of trans women are attracted to other women. Like, a whole lot of us are bi, and there is

a phenomenon I like to call "the reroll" where after trans people are a decent ways into transitioning, somewhere between the new mix of hormones and shifting perspective on various gender related things and generally becoming a living breathing person with self-worth and basic functionality, people

reassess how they feel about sex in general, and sometimes you'll have someone go from like, thinking maybe she's a gay guy who's just really miserable to realizing she's actually a hardcore lesbian.

What doesn't ever happen though is someone going "hmm, I'm probably a gay guy. Sure seems like I'm

way into these gay guys around me... but hang on, what if I got on HRT and stuff, then I'd be a woman attracted to all these gay guys, and that'd work out great for all of us, because deep down wouldn't all these gay guys in my dating pool rather be dating a woman?"

Like, damn, consider your stupid

thought experiments from the perspectives of any of the people they involve and this all falls apart completely.

Meanwhile, I already pointed out that young boys are pretty constantly exposed to people calling them girls/feminine/gay every time they get insulted by another child or play sports.

But the implication with this sort of propaganda seems to be that some sort of scary authority figures are, in a serious way, pressuring children with the idea that maybe they're trans, and prescribing treatment plans and... who are we meant to believe is applying this pressure, and in what context?

It's always left as this vague floating THEM, because again, it's propagandist scaremongering, you want the audience filling in these blanks with whatever preconceived biases they have. But let's take a moment to consider the possibilities one by one.

Parents? I mean, if they mean parents in this

sort of crap I have to wonder who they think they're scaremongering to and what the hell they're going to do about it. But yeah, I don't think I have ever once in my life met anyone who ever said "wow, I sure do hope someday I have a kid who turns out to be trans!" Like, ideally you want parents who

are just going to love and support their children no matter what, and be totally cool and supportive if it turns out their kids are gay, trans, autistic, blind, deaf, missing limbs or organs, etc. etc. but if someone is going to be a huge asshole and insist their child conforms to some standard, the

traits I listed out there are ones I've exclusively seen asshole parents not wanting to see in their kids. People freak out about out-group children, they don't freak out about in-group children. So we can rule out parents.

OK who else can influence kids, aha, teachers! Except oh wait, schools are

notoriously paranoid about teachers overstepping bounds with students in absolutely any way. Especially trying to intervene when parents are abusing their kids or whatever, there is all kinds of red tape. Are we suggesting someone's homeroom teacher not only gives enough of a crap to even pick up on

a kid who seems maybe trans, but isn't even just letting that child confide in them, but full on... physically taking that child, without parental OK, to some sort of medical specialist, who has no problem with someone who clearly is not this child's parent walking in, getting some sort of treatment

plan going, and... I guess paying for that out of pocket, with their schoolteacher's salary. Oh and keeping this whole trip under their hat. Yeah, this one is also clearly not happening.

Who else is there? Doctors? Therapists? Kids aren't seeing any of these without their parents being in the loop.

If your possibly-trans kid is talking to a therapist about possibly being trans, we are almost certainly at a point where you have already had a real long talk with that kid about this and signed off on a professional sussing things out, so you've kinda waved any right to question that authority...

but for what it's worth, if you ARE some hypothetical parent who agreed to sent their trans kid to therapy just kinda hoping they'll agree with you and they don't, that therapist still can't act behind your back. Same situation as the teacher.

What are we down to now? Other kids? Are you concerned

there's like... some shady 8 year old hanging out under the slides on the playground with a trench coat full of puberty blockers or something? Or a scalpel?

Absolute total nonsense.

Oh and just to tie all this back around:

If you are, in fact, a parent with a kid who is pretty sure they're trans and you're thinking of maybe finding some doctor or therapist or whatever to talk them out of it, the ones who are really going to be "on your side" are the Zucker types we came in on.

So particularly considering that there is, in fact, no single person in the world who can either turn your child trans, or somehow prevent your child from turning out to be trans, I'd say the thing to do is probably to look for the specialist who isn't a weird bigot, because the actual choice on the

table is just "hey do I want to let a stranger torture and maybe sexually abuse my child who ends up screwed up for life and personally holds me accountable for it, or find someone who will actually help my kid work out whatever may be up with them prioritizing said child's health/safety/happiness?"

And again, if you aren't weighing the question of if you maybe have a kid who's trans and you're debating seeing an expert... nobody else is going to drag your child to some expert for an opinion on that sort of thing. Quit getting scared from absurdist propaganda pieces.

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Is it just me or is Jake going full perv on main? I wonder if his doctor(s) prescribed a new medication. This page has been close to overwhelming. Jake and everyone he communicates with is tedious and retarded. That makes sense really, after all, this is Jumbo Jake Alley we're discussing. Can you imagine expressing disappointment that the My Little Pony erotica you were excited to read was disappointing? "I was anxious to wank it to talking cartoon pony BDSM porn, but dude, cool it with the misogyny. I want to broadcast this fact to the whole planet." Also, I dare anyone to make it through the entire "PUA for Humdinger" video. Holy shit, that bitch sucks. She couldn't get a speaking role in a grade school play. "Kav, you're going to be a tree in this one too."
 
Alex Jones' Fancy Cat said:
Is it just me or is Jake going full perv on main?
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It does seem like he's letting Random Weirdo out to play more than he used to. I'm guessing now that he's fully immersed in Bsky literally everyone he talks to is some gross troon who lets his freak flag fly openly, and it's adjusting his perception of "normal".
 
By the way, I also wanted to pull out this bit of bazonga talk. Violet is a 52D in British bra sizes, who pretty much looks like this coomer-bait game character from the neck down.

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Yes, Jake, I'm sure that cartoon woman has a monstrously obese 52-inch torso.
 
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By the way, I also wanted to pull out this bit of bazonga talk. Violet is a 52D in British bra sizes, who pretty much looks like this coomer-bait game character from the neck down.

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Expect some Gnome Wailing soon, because Jake’s fellow screeching troon Sophie Labelle (creator of Assigned Male, a comic about trannies), recently made a comic about how she forgave Hotwheels for his actions, that he even personally apologized to them and made efforts to undo what he did with 8chan. Most of the comments agree with Sophie, but there are a few who act like the crippled dwarf with glass bones living in the Philippines was waiting outside their window with a sniper rifle.

I’ll bet one of these is a Jake sock account.
 
Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 3/2/2026 (he uploads these things really late lately)

Random Weirdo drops some Bsky-flavored sass in Bus Simulator:

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At one point he mentions that "it takes a lot for me to enjoy a metroidvania still, given how many I've played". How about if you stop forcing yourself to play trash before you become JakeSydePhil with no dents, dummy?

Nothing really interesting, no real-life stories and nothing on the horizon except more Jakestreams.
 
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Crisis.
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Violet 'SUPER self-conscious about how I'm basically a broad-shouldered giant' Hargrave said:
Are you excited for Firefly coming back!?

Back in 2003, there was a really amazing sci-fi TV show about a sort of motley crew of criminals that was unjustly cancelled right in its prime, and fans to this day are really bitter about it and hoping that someday somehow it manages to come back. That show was called Farscape, and I'm totally one of those fans, and seriously it was so messed up it's not even like it was slipping in the ratings it was the highest rated show on the entire network by like an order of magnitude. This is obviously a bit if you read the title already but it also kinda isn't. Seriously, amazing series, all-time favorite of mine. If we're bringing stuff back, bring that one back.

But yeah there was also this other show Firefly that was cancelled around the same time, and I don't have the actual numbers on me because sure it was on a much bigger network, Fox, but it actually WAS cancelled because the ratings were terrible, after a whopping 10 episodes... and frankly, Fox greenlighting and almost immediately cancelling sci-fi shows was EXTREMELY common around then, so at the time I was really confused why anyone was making such a big deal over this one.

So then, of course, sometime later I tracked it all down via DVD rentals and watched it and... honestly I still didn't get it. It was a really mediocre show with some really questionable decisions, like sure, space western, we all love a good space western... but wait the main guy fought for the space Confederacy? And we're going all one-to-one like that? And also we're being literal enough with the space western angle that they're robbing a train? And it was leaning uncomfortably heavy on the whole "sex sells" angle, and there's a whole thing with everyone's speech being peppered with Mandarin which would hint at some interesting future cultural crossover but then no that's just how we're getting around not being allowed to swear in English instead of the space swears every other show of this nature goes with and it's culturally just super super American and again, a bit overly literal about being a western. This isn't to say it was terrible or anything. I liked the very last episode (produced, never aired, but on the DVDs), particularly the weird quirky mercenary who mishears someone asking if he's Alliance as "are you a lion?" and starts pontificating about whether that should be his fursona. I'm just saying I didn't see anything so brimming with potential to justify such a rabid fanbase.

And then I finally got around to watching Buffy and Angel, and OH, now I get it. Oh by the way, I'm gonna spoil the hell out of all of these shows. Also Blue Velvet. There is this massive rabid cult following about this Joss Whedon guy behind these shows, and everyone's assuming if this show also got 7 or so seasons it would inevitably hit the same highs those shows did. Now, this doesn't really have any relevance to the rest of this, but I know someone's going to ask why I didn't watch any Buffy at all until like 2009 or so, and it's because I'd seen and enjoyed the original movie incarnation, which is a pretty amusing horror comedy hinged on the premise that a super girly cheerleader being a cool horror-action hero was just a hilarious juxtaposition, and while that kinda worked in 1992, it kinda felt like a regressive sexist pitch by the time the show hit and a whole lot of people had already done badass girly-girls in the interim without framing it like a joke.

Now, the thing about that little tangent there is if I were writing all this back around when Firefly was airing, here on tumblr, I would be absolutely mobbed by people going absolutely berserk that I would dare say such a thing about the amazing Joss Whedon, greatest male feminist to have ever lived. That was totally the reputation he had around then. Part of that was a few public comments he'd made on the subject, and part of it was just that his big show was about a teenage girl and generally there's cool women in his stuff and hey look lesbians. But... ultimately history totally vindicated my gut feeling, dude's creepy as hell towards women. You probably know that but I'm still going to ramble here and I'm gonna start drifting around the timeline while I'm at it.

So, after Firefly was cancelled and people started rioting, a movie, Serenity, went into production as just kind of a follow-up speedrunning to the end and resolving a bunch of plot stuff. I took a while to get to it just like the rest of this, but people were really hyping it up how there's this character River who is a super tiny twiggy little girl with crazy murder mode martial arts just killing rooms full of dudes. People were pretty into that in a frankly fetishy way, Whedon included I have to assume, and this was a big ol' discussion point at the time. But honestly, I've gotta give it a pass. It was a different time. People had absolutely zero appreciation for massive jacked women. The term MILF didn't even exist. All cool tough girls were super tiny and young. Hell, the shy little egg I was back in the late '90s/early 2000s was SUPER self-conscious about how I'm basically a broad-shouldered giant, and I'm pretty sure all my D&D characters around the time were like 4'5" and 80 lbs. That was just the thing.

That said, when I got around to watching Firefly, I was kinda shocked that River is, in know way, any sort of tiny kickass ninja. The pilot does some gross stuff with her being packed into a shipping container with no clothes, but past that her whole deal is being this extremely shy, pretty autism-coded weird quirky psychic girl and there being a whole big mystery about that and how it makes her kind of a wildcard. What happens in the movie is there's a bunch of basically rage zombies who all went insane because of some evil corporate plot and they're trying to kill everyone, and her being just kinda this psychic sponge, she absorbs all their aggro murder-minded edginess and total combined combat skills and turns into just a whirling dervisk of death, with her entire personality and plot arc just totally subsumed by this. It's basically identity death. And that is VERY MUCH a huge fetish for Whedon that keeps coming up and it's just real real creepy with how he is.

Serenity, you see, came out a year after Buffy and its spinoff Angel wrapped up, and Angel also took a teeny little pretty autism coded quirky nerd girl and replaced her with some sort of cold unfeeling badass ninja. The last couple seasons went way off the rails, honestly mostly in ways that were really good and fun and way better than the show generally was up until that point, but there was this one bit that left a horrible taste in my mouth where some kinda extradimensional ninja princess just kinda murdered the cute quirky nerdy girl, hollowed out her brain like some sort of parasitic wasp, and took over her body until the end of the show... and for some reason the rest of the cast was more or less OK with this and just kinda let her hang out as a member of the core group from there out. So again, we have this total personality rewrite/identity death thing with the mostly nice and sympathetic autistic girl becoming grimdeath skullstealer, and the showrunner clearly being pretty damn into that.

And you know, once you know to look for it, a lesser version of this is baked into the core concept of Buffy, too. Both versions. The movie had this whole thing where she's the reincarnation of this whole tragically doomed line of vampire hunters whose original lives are usurped by their new grim duty and they've got kind of a Thing with the main villain. If I recall the show was less reincarnate-y about it, but still had the sleeper activation, this is your new life and set of instincts thing going, and extended it to quite a lot of other characters by the end. Kinda creepy, frankly.

There were a lot of other weird red-flaggy things with women in these shows too. Buffy's best friend Willow has this weird arc where she has a werewolf boyfriend for a season or two who isn't going all monster-y and killing people because they have true love, but then she starts dating a girl and suddenly she is a capital L dudes suck lesbian. Not by, straight up lesbian. Which is a weird plot hole unless we want to fill it by declaring that Seth Green's werewolf character was actually a trans girl the whole time. Take your pick. Anyway, her girlfrend gets murdered, because this was the heyday of the whole Bury Your Gays thing, and then she just kinda turns into an Evil Witch and becomes the main villain for a season. Again, total personality rewrite. Meanwhile on Angel, there's a woman who had had massive amounts of complicated character growth since first getting established in Buffy, the real heart of the cast, and at some point out of the blue she's put through this whole weird baffling ringer of getting abducted by angels and disapeared from the show for a bit then returned and ending up pregnant and possessed and falling into a coma and then like a couple seasons later we're told she died off-camera like a year ago. At the time I didn't bother looking into what was going on behind the scenes, but it was real real clear Whedon just kinda decided he hated the actress playing her and was taking it out on her character. This by the way was totally the case. She got pregnant in real life and he just absolutely flipped out at the selfishness of a woman working for him daring to have a kid without his permission.

Anyway, as it happened, I finished catching up on all these shows just in time to see the newest series from Joss Whedon as it was airing, Dollhouse.

Dollhouse is absolutely repugnant. I'm pretty sure it is the single worst TV series I have ever seen just in how the whole cast are absolute moral black holes and the show does not seem to recognize this fact, at all. The premise is we have this organization of people who kind of abduct troubled girls, teenage runaways and homeless women and such, use their freaky memory erasing/rewriting machines to just completely wipe their brains, then as a a paid service, rich creeps can rent out their bodies, have custom personalities and skill sets implanted in them, and just have their personal rental assassins or sex slaves or whatever for a bit, before these new lives are again totally wiped out so their bodies can be recycled again. And the organization doing this are the good guys in this series.

There's also a real obvious self-insert character and a bunch of really thin metaphors about how the mind-wiped girls are like actresses... and basically the whole show feels like some kind of confession for the showrunner being an abusive creep towards the actresses on his shows and trying to control everything about their lives... and sure enough that started coming out around then.

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A couple other things were going on around this time. Given his reputation, Whedon started getting tapped a bunch to write movies or do rewrites to punch up the dialog, and I'm while I'm not going to pretend he doesn't have a style of dialog that worked really well for those first couple shows, but people got real sick of it real quick. To this day, Whedon gets dumped on for a particular style of snarky banter even in movies he didn't actually have anything to do with.

And the other thing that happened is AdamBaldwin, the actor playing one of the characters on Firefly, stumbled onto a ridiculous conspiracy video from a 4chan nazi featuring a fully fictional story about a game developer sleeping with nearly half a dozen writers from gaming news outlets in exchange for favorable game reviews, and shared it on twitter, coining the term "Gamergate" for this imaginary scandal. I wanna say "and the rest is history" but to be clear he was also a major player in the whole mess early on, personally harassing the hell out of all sorts of people, myself included. He was super fond of sending this picture of a squirrel hanging from a birdfeeder by his scrotum in a particularly painful looking fashion. Real piece of work that creep.

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Anyway, they're bringing Firefly back! Aren't you excited? More episodes or something of the mediocre show people were only into because they thought the writer was cool, who in the decade and change since has been very much exposed as a creep whose writing people cannot stand, and starring the guy who came up with the term Gamergate!

And of course, there's also the fact that Serenity, the Firefly movie, was designed to tie up ALL the loose ends. So the portions that don't involve a girl's brain being replaced with rad ninja skills rush through resolutions for any interesting world-building questions the show might have had, and also kills off like half the cast, including the most likable guy, as kind of a pure shock moment.

Anyway, I'm not saying hey, everybody needs to boycott this here show revival or anything. It's not a Rowling situation, nobody's taking the money for it so far as I know and using it to lobby about anyone's human rights, but... damn who the hell thought this is something anyone is out here demanding in 2026, and what rock have they been under for the past decade or so?

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#adam baldwin
#gamergate
#animal abuse
#I'm totally serious though let's bring back Farscape pretty sure everyone involved would totally be down for it and it was the best show
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Yup, Jake's living off one little shotglass of soup a day.... but also tell him if you know any gender surgeons without weight limits.

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Translation: someone found out I am NOT a hot busty redhead but rather a fat attic gnome with pinched nostrils in a bad wig, and then they blocked me.
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I have a feeling that "18+" account reply-guying him is going to be next.
 
kazuhiro said:
Buffy's best friend Willow has this weird arc where she has a werewolf boyfriend for a season or two who isn't going all monster-y and killing people because they have true love, but then she starts dating a girl and suddenly she is a capital L dudes suck lesbian. Not by, straight up lesbian. Which is a weird plot hole unless we want to fill it by declaring that Seth Green's werewolf character was actually a trans girl the whole time.
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Per Jake, if a woman had a boyfriend for a while, she can never end up a lesbian. That one penis makes you bi forever and ever.

I don't have strong feelings about it, but for Jake to post this take on Tumblr (and Bluesky), he has to be really secure that nobody will read his writing.

The middle-aged lesbian rape gangs of Niantic, CT would be beating down his door to explain the theory of "compulsory heterosexuality."
 
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I don't have strong feelings about it, but for Jake to post this take on Tumblr (and Bluesky), he has to be really secure that nobody will read his writing.
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There's an implicit bro-code down in the deepest trashpits of the social cesspool where Jake swims. You don't call me out on my opinions on lesbianism, I don't call you out on running a motel that killed 7 people.

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Jake, if you lived off a bowl of soup or rice a day, you wouldn't be 500lbs.
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kazuhiro said:
Context for the rant.
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I first became familiar with Zucker there when a friend of mine was testifying about the sexual abuse she suffered from him, at his clinic, where she was sent as a child to receive conversion therapy to dissuade her from transitioning. That testimony didn't go well for Zucker.
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One of the comfy things about Jake is how he's been writing this same exact rant about Ken Zucker for literally a decade and has never read the rest of his Wikipedia intro to see he got an apology and enough money for at least twenty print runs of Massive vs. The Masses from the school.
 
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