The FBI has warned California police that Iran could retaliate for U.S. strikes by launching drones toward the West Coast, according to an alert reviewed by ABC News.️ The alert says intelligence suggested that as of early February 2026, Iran had considered a surprise UAV attack launched from an unidentified vessel off the U.S. coast, potentially targeting locations in California.️ Officials have no specific details about the timing, targets, or methods of any such attack.
Iran is already planning to thank the US for liberating them from the IRGC by liberating the rest of the country from California.
Could it be the Persians
are actually based?
As the war in Middle East rages on, the Jordanian Public Security Directorate issued a warning against the Team Salvato's psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club over its possible impacts on mental health of kids:
"Islam wants to ban anime" is what Trump should have lead with. He'd have the greatest recruiting surge since 9/12
It's wild people are disputing this. America and Israel both said it was all destroyed 8 months ago. They have no fucking idea what they are doing.
They said the enrichment infra was destroyed. The HEU they had is unaccounted for. Some it may still be buried in Fordom. They moved one of the US nuke-tracking planes into theater last month. DOE fixing to go hunting.
They already agreed to that. The US tore up that treaty.
"Under the JCPOA, Iran agreed to constrain its
nuclear program by limiting fuel cycle activities that could lead to the production of weapons-grade uranium or plutonium. The JCPOA restricted the number and type of
centrifuges in operation, the level of
uranium enrichment, and the size of Iran's enriched uranium stockpile. Key facilities at
Fordow,
Natanz and
Arak were repurposed for civilian uses such as medical and industrial research. Iran agreed to accept more intrusive IAEA monitoring measures of its fuel-cycle related activities. In exchange for complying with these restrictions, Iran received relief from nuclear-related sanctions imposed by the United Nations, the EU, and the United States, but many U.S. sanctions unrelated to the nuclear issue—targeting Iran's missile program, support for militant groups, and
human rights record—remained in place, limiting the economic effect of sanctions relief. The agreement also set a timetable to lift the UN arms embargo, contingent on Iran's continued compliance with civilian nuclear commitments."
Fuck off with this tired line you retarded Islamic-cock sucking catamite gimp. I'm surprised you can still carry water for muslims with you mouth that full of goat-ass flavored cum.
The US "tore it up" because Iran had been shitting all over it.
Iran never complied with the term of the retarded and worthless treaty. They blocked IAEA inspectors from parts of the facility where enrichement was taking place. They created new enrichment sites and did not give inspectors access to those sites, pretending they didn't exist. Iran also pledged to limit the range of its missiles - that was a fucking lie too.
Trump was able to thankfully back out of the disasterous treaty proposed by an American-hating muslim because Iran was not holding up its end of the treaty despite the amazing deal it was for them. But it gave the regime a life line so they could keep the wheels going.
I know that reading is hard for you, as is apparently any activity that isn't mindlessly slurping muslim jizz, but the US couldn't just unilaterally pull out We used the clauses for non-compliance. Iran could have returned to compliance, but chimping out and spending their resources on trying to irradiate the jews was more important to them. (honestly super based of them.)
However, because you are retarded worthless inbred brown, instead of inquiring how this sweet heart deal for Iran unraveled, you instead shit up this thread with your endless unresearched cope and muzzie ballwashing.
The US and Israel didn't kill Ahmadinejad, they ended up freeing him from house arrest and he's presumably gone into hiding. May have been a jailbreak operation:
Fuck I hope not.
I always liked Ahmadinejad, yeah he was an Islamic stooge but he was more vocal about the issues against the regime post-presidency. IIRC he was under house arrest because he was accused of undermining the official talks which were just a stalling tactic. The man wrote some funny tweets too. Heres an Atlantic piece about him:
I didn't. I hope that slimy islamist is being roasted in hell.
Also of course the Atlantic sucks his hairy arab cock. Leftoids could not suck sucking this piece of shit dick as he violently put down the 2009 riots. Soundes like traitorous commies are already trying to meme him into a place in the transitional government. Fuck. FUCK.
With what money?
They were broke before the war and are going out be TURBO broke now
More turbo broke, they will be Buck Broke.
If the IRGC is still in charge when things are deemed settled, Israel is going to destroy their oil infrastructure. They are toeing around it already but Trump is holding them back. They have that one island that does 90% o their oil business, Israel woudl definitely be able to make that stop existing.
If that happens I don't think Iran they can even think about rebuilding it until the water riots are over.
There currency is pretty much toast and come summer it will only get worse. There wells are pretty much dry. I stated this a while ago but I dont think the regime will survive this at all even if we didnt attack.
they have the least valuable global currency. The Zimbabwe dollar is more than the Rial.
The Rial is trading at 1.4 million to 1 USD.
To put that in perspective, that means for a $1 USD, you can bareback
@The Great Ducktator 's mom 1.4 million times. If you nutted in her blown out roasty cooch 100 times a day as hundreds of men have before, it'd take you 40 years to use up that money.
Even if the US had done nothing, this summer was going to be spicy.
Its still likely to be very spicy.
If the regime survives the average person in the region will see them to be equal or even stronger than the US. In that "weakened" state Iran will then be more powerful than they have ever been.
Buddy they won't have a country. But sure Jan. Stronger than the US.
Anyway, I was promised Trump surrendering to Iran or some shit to get them to open the gate that closes off Hormuz? What happened with that? What's the time line there?
Yes yes, and Saddam was also at his strongest & most respected 1991-2003 when he had proven his might & virility by staying in power after winning the Gulf War with his masterful 'my face to your bombs, tanks, missiles, etc.' strategy.
Saddam was the first leader to understand that if you kill your enemies, they win.
I have been watching Al Jazeera since the war started. The Qataris have clearly cracked the whip. Yesterday, the Qatari Foreign Minister went to Al Jizz's headquarters for an "interview" which was not an interview but the Vizier arriving to tell the idiot courtiers what the Sultan has decreed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rTzAHrRb3FM
All the English Communists have been disappeared in less then 24 hours, with the one survivor clearly giving the headlines at gunpoint. Iran is no longer the brave resistance. Its clearly attacking all its neighbors without provocation. Iran is "Le Bad". America is hecking wholesome, and the UN has to totally stop Iran from attacking its neighbors.
In 2012, A portal in time and space opened up. An older version of myself steps out with a dire warning:
"In 15 years, Al Jeezera is going to be pro-US and saying nice things about Israel"
I just figured he was multiverse guy like on Sliders and was lost but shit. He was right.
If it's moving goalposts it's because it's not a goalpost that was ever set by American leadership. It's instead a goalpost set by onlookers that then move it around any time necessary to say "haha you failed this goal"
"Ok SURE you scored a touchdown, but you missed the extra point! That means you utterly failed!"
meanwhile the BROOOCS and TDS crowd over here moving goal posts like they are fedex.
"America will never bomb Iran with impunity.... Ok but they'll never get all the drones and missiles... they'll never make Iran swear fealty to a cardboard effigy... Iran will never surrender... there will never be a massed drone attack on internal security forces, the people love the regime and hate America..."
Honest question, has any Islamic nation or power ever actually won a modern conflict that doesn't end in a ceasefire?
You can argue the House of Saud, with help from the Brits, beat the Ottomans and established Saudi Arabia. Libya beat Chad in their war pretty soundly iirc.
Chechnya won their first war against the Russian Federation.
I mean when you get down to it, Desert Storm was Saudi Arabia summoning its allies against Iraq so TECHNICALLY they won that (though I guess that eneded in a ceasefire)
Some else mentioned Azerbaijan.
I mean Bangladesh got their independence from West Pakistan.
Afghanistan vs the Soviet Puppet
I'm not sure how you want to count Bosnua/Serbia/Kosovo ending up.
Called it.
Reuters reported that Iran only dropped a dozen naval mines in the Hormuz. So this is was a "performative" mining. As for oil the markets, they seem okay. I think they are still predicting a quick end to the war so the price hasn't spiked.
The war doesn't even need to end quick. I posted before: Oil was at $65/barrel before everythign went nuts, Hormuz is 20% of the world supply so prices shouldn't have gone above $80 if people were rational. They aren't, but all the panic jitters are mostly out and the market and everyone is trying to decide what it should ACTUALLY be now.
You do know the USA has not been an oil consumer but an oil exporter since the coal shale revolution, right?
Point of order, we are a petroleum products net exporter. We still import a lot of oil, and even refined products like gasoline, but refine it and ship it else where. But we ship out products that account for more than we import.
Its more complex than that because we send out a lot of particularly diesel that doesn't meet US emissions.
Chevron and another oil company I forgot are expanding their operations in Venezuela and Guyana which will increase production substantially over the next year. Unless someone nukes the oil fields of the Arabian Peninsula we won't be seeing oil go over $100/barrel again even if we don't get control of Iran's oil.
Connoco Phillips. They are making my portfolio very happy
and they better fucking be because nothing else is. Fuck. #notmypresident
Whatever happened to being able to maintain the war for ten years, guys? I thought Trump was begging for a ceasefire that wouldn't come until Israel no longer existed?
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First videos of the aftermath of Iranian royalist-assisted Israeli drone strikes on Islamist security checkpoints from earlier this evening that I've been able to find,
#1:
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#2:
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First witness statement I've seen on the strikes, as well. Possibly referencing the second video, where you can see emergency vehicles and the destroyed Islamist technical, although there were at least four different strikes across four districts and the person making the original statement didn't give their exact location.
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As Israeli drones are flying over the sky and targeting basij checkpoints, Iranians are shouting “death to basijis” and “death to the dictator”
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Targeted assassination by drone in Tehran, with a car being blown up by it
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Reports on social media that repeated drone strikes by the Israeli Air Force at roadblocks set by Basij militants of the IRGC (classified as a Terror organization in US and EU) in Tehran have been happening over the past hours
If Israel and the US can loiter drones over your capital city you might as well surrender.
Look at this burger fake news coping. Obviously what you are seeing is the fake and gay Jew/Burger astroturfed "resistance" getting put down like a bunch of dogs. The Islamic Revolutionary spirit is alive and stronk in Iran, and these western puppets are getting their earned fate for attempting to buck the rule of Allah's Choosen. The Jew's attempts to mind control yet another country have failed, and these agents of Moassad are being returned to the ground. Trump on suicide watch.
I've been trying to find a silver lining to all this and I may have found it. All the rich fucks who got us into this mess and should've already been swinging from lampposts - those whose escape plans involved fuel for their private jets - won't be able to escape either. They'll be stuck here with the rest of us so at least there's that to look forward to.
I've found one too. Your retarded BROOOCS trump seethe will be super entertaining.
SECURITY COUNCIL DOES SOMETHING
Bahrain's resolution has been adopted, after Russia and China abstained. Iran is ordered to halt all attacks on the GCC countries, per UN Security Council Resolution 2817
This was the stronger version, that named Iran specifically. Russia attempted to shop a weaker version earlier in the day that didn't name any countries and it was voted down.
Holy shit. Total Soviet and CCP blow out.
Russia completely tossing Iran into the chipper. China just being straight up "You're getting raped by the Burgers and jews? Well good luck with that. Remembr to pay the invoice for the RADARS." Amazing.
Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
Forget buck broke, we're entering into the territory of "Buck erasing-from-having-ever-existed"
It may be more then a technicality if Iran keeps trying to blow up shipping in the gulf and sending drones in Qatar and Kuwait. At this point, its now legal for all UN members to dog pile on Iran if they do so.
Iran has quite literally been hung out to dry by the Russians and Chinese. The US and Israel were never going to stop, but this is the excuse neutral parties like the EU and the Arab States needed to join the beat down.
Azerbaijan salivating.
Trump has been bullying Europe so much more when he came back to office and even more with that whole Greenland spat, its a little pathetic to see his administration ask for help from Europeans for this war.
Europe has needed bullying tho.
Can someone explain why Hezbollah only kills Israeli Arabs?
Jew Magic.
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Impact on the port of Salalah, Oman. Fuel storage facilities were hit.