Supporting the Kiwi Farms - Options are cryptocurrency and check in the mail. Read this for how to do it.

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When will the forum accept illegally mined gold powder, Paraguayan smuggled cigarretes, Brazilian psychoactive shrooms and minas gerais cheese?
Okay just hear me out before you judge. I can totally donate 5 live coyotes but you need to take delivery between 2am and 6:30am this coming Tuesday only. I can deliver to most places in the panhandle and coastal Alabama. You know what trannys are afraid of more than soap? 5 coyotes delivered to you in the back of a 1991 Aerostar. Consider it.
 

Okay, I'm pretty confident this is working now. If anyone wants to test it go ahead. If you have any issues, confusion, etc please email me at josh@kiwifarms.net if you can't/don't want to post it here.

Payments are pro rata, applied at 18 euros a month. If you send more or less you will always get your time.

Payments are automatically applied as soon as the bank receives them, so long as you specified your billpay id or token correctly.

If you don't know, I'm trying to reach a goal of 600 users donating $20 per month. The OP of this thread has more information.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/supporting-the-kiwi-farms.27022/

Payment methods are:
  • USD check in the mail. Billpay is automatic each month but can take up to a full month to process the first time.
  • Cryptocurrencies (BTC/LTC/XMR are automatic, check the upgrade page, but I'll process basically anything manually).
  • SEPA/SWIFT in Euros. Should be instant unless your bank is one of the 8% of SEPA banks not participating in SCT Inst. I have confirmed that Wise works.

What you get:
  • Gold border / banner (toggleable).
  • Special reactions.
  • Highlights-only paginated thread view.
  • "View replies" button on posts to see all replies.
  • My love.
  • Milestones unlock the Kiwi birds at the bottom of the page. Very important.
  • The Kiwi Farms.
Demonstrations of these features are in the OP.

REEEE "This QR code is not currently supported" error from Hungary.

What would happen if I just tried to send shekels to your IBAN?
 
fifth egg has started to crack!
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Just a heads up for anyone who might not know this:

Reconstructing image content - particularly something predictable like text - that was redacted using blur or (especially) pixelation is fairly trivial these days, so I'd recommend redacting with a good old black box.

That being said, I hope someone bothers to unredact the text in your image and it turns out you inspect-elemented it first and it just says niggers.
This is like the second time someone said this in response to something I blurred out and as it turned out it couldn't be uhblurred. That's just my kiwi token number so the worst you can do with it is get me extra months of the good goy status. :smug:
 
This is like the second time someone said this in response to something I blurred out and as it turned out it couldn't be uhblurred. That's just my kiwi token number so the worst you can do with it is get me extra months of the good goy status. :smug:
its easier to just black it out with an image editor that doesnt dox you with exif data
 
REEEE "This QR code is not currently supported" error from Hungary.

What would happen if I just tried to send shekels to your IBAN?
Likely hefty fees for conversion, transfer and whatever else they can bill you for, as well as 1-3 days until it goes through. Revolut does it for free and instantly.
 
I think I set it up correctly, hopefully I'll get to shill monthly for my favourite cyberbullying website 🥰

ETA: it fucking worked. Finally we Eurofags can pay back the Americans for saving our arses 80 years ago. Semper fi :semperfidelis:
 
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Any other Amerimutts tried Wise yet? I'm considering just using Wise from now on as billpay takes forever to go through.
Wise works.
No longer works.

REEEE "This QR code is not currently supported" error from Hungary.

What would happen if I just tried to send shekels to your IBAN?
the qr code just contains the details stated directly below it. simply enter them in.
 
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