🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 452 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.0%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 259 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.2%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.8%

  • Total voters
    1,478
How long until he offers Johnny a job?
next time Hammening gets drunk

but there's a catch: it'll be a handjob

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I think Melonie just very stupid. Also remember she used to be extremely woke and not that long ago really. She's the same self righteous cancelpig she always was, just from a different direction. You can also see that she is at least cunning enough to hide it if she knows her audience doesn't like it, given that she went a bit far and exposed herself with the Goonergate 180 she did.

Anyway I've been rewatching the Quartering stuff on the Casino clip channel. The stuff leading up to Amfest is more crazy than I remember. Fatso is openly declaring he's paid for the hotel, the microphones etc in the exact stream and even the same sentence in which he also says he needs to raise money to be able to afford it. Says HCB is getting interviews sorted, but then later on informs her on stream that she will have to do that, and you can see she is surprised. He just seems to have come up with a lot of it in the moment on stream. He seems slightly manic like a bipolar person maybe? Comes up with these grand ideas and has delusions about his abilities and what he'll do. But then pushing against that is how lazy he is. Something isn't mentally right with him at all.
 
changing the subject, Jer is simping Mel's 90 day husband

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Drunken fat sex pest cries about the thing he himself fucking did, since the entire reason UM media lost monetization was his gatekeeping a cosplayer while talking about wanting to fuck her in the costume of a character who was canonically underaged. Alkie numale faggot who wants to fuck trannies due to being that thirsty and who brought on feminists to try and fuck them tries to pretend he's not a leftist.

Honestly he's starting to remind me of Fatrick, just trying to keep the MAGA grift.

Also he's doing the womanly/homosexual thing of trying to tar by association Mel's new hubby. This isn't glazing; this his him attempting to rally his tardbase to subtly homewreck because he is such an entitled and stupid motherfucker he thinks he can still get her.
When some commercial or TV show has a brown guy married to a pretty white woman it's woke and thus bad and they should be cancelled/boycotted.
It gets weird when that's the default every time without fail; when you could do the reverse. It's similar to how they keep turning redheads into blacks.

But by his own metrics he's a woke faggot. You don't hire a TERF like Sydney and simp for that shit.

There's a reason that I genuinely believe that if he did not get kicked from Magic, he would've flopped into breadtube shit if he could've kept his creep tendencies under control.
 
He’s not the only one, how long do you guys think it will last?
1-2 years, give or take. Especially with little nuggets like this that will inevitably start showing their ugly head IMG_6870.jpeg
You can move the cheating closeted cosplay fuck boy from SoCal but he’s still a cheating closeted cosplay fuck boy, Melonie. Magic soil theory is just that, a theory.
 
1-2 years, give or take. Especially with little nuggets like this that will inevitably start showing their ugly headView attachment 8686222
You can move the cheating closeted cosplay fuck boy from SoCal but he’s still a cheating closeted cosplay fuck boy, Melonie. Magic soil theory is just that, a theory.
Well at least he's a pick-me for people who want to take away all his rights, and I thought him and Melonie had nothing in common.
He will cheat again though and probably with a "woke cosplay thot." Lets face it Mel is up against the wall and Johnny Junkers is going to be out at cosplay conventions getting his dick sucked by girls 10 years younger than Mel. It's just a matter of time if it's something he's already been doing in the past.
 
Well at least he's a pick-me for people who want to take away all his rights, and I thought him and Melonie had nothing in common.
He will cheat again though and probably with a "woke cosplay thot." Lets face it Mel is up against the wall and Johnny Junkers is going to be out at cosplay conventions getting his dick sucked by girls 10 years younger than Mel. It's just a matter of time if it's something he's already been doing in the past.
And we all get to be entertained as two arrogant, entitled, walled out, grifting (because you know Johnny’s going to turn his “cancellation” into a grift) attention addicted e-whores get exactly what’s coming to them. I, for one, can’t wait. I am tempted to try to speed things along, but it’s like going on a safari, interfere with the wild animals as little as you can because you’re just there to observe. And one of the funniest parts will be to watch as Jer starts getting his hopes up, for a woman he has to currently sit there and seethe in his knowledge that Mel’s getting some (Mac’d, if you will, by Johnny’s Junk), only for him to be shoot down a second time after she’s fresh off divorce number 2. What a time to be alive that will be.
 
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Well at least he's a pick-me for people who want to take away all his rights, and I thought him and Melonie had nothing in common.
He will cheat again though and probably with a "woke cosplay thot." Lets face it Mel is up against the wall and Johnny Junkers is going to be out at cosplay conventions getting his dick sucked by girls 10 years younger than Mel. It's just a matter of time if it's something he's already been doing in the past.
This is exactly what Jer is going to hope for, and I bet he is sneak DMing this to her to desperately get her for himself as a rebound relationship.
 
Starting to look like Johnny Junkers is trying to parachute into the "my cosplay is under attack" grift. If he Svengali's Mel into some tag team grifting effort then I'm calling him a manipulative POS. We'll see what happens, don't really know dick about this guy but if he marries Mel and immediately weaponizes her to fund his cosplay on some "help I'm cancelled" bullshit then I give this marriage no shot. I thought he was an engineer or something?
 
Starting to look like Johnny Junkers is trying to parachute into the "my cosplay is under attack" grift. If he Svengali's Mel into some tag team grifting effort then I'm calling him a manipulative POS. We'll see what happens, don't really know dick about this guy but if he marries Mel and immediately weaponizes her to fund his cosplay on some "help I'm cancelled" bullshit then I give this marriage no shot. I thought he was an engineer or something?
IT engineer but he quit or something since he probably did some math and determined he wouldn’t have a noticeable falloff in his quality of life between collecting VA disability at 80% for depression, anxiety, and PTSD despite never seeing any action while in the Navy and his real estate holding(s) in SoCal.

But yeah, I fully expect him to start grifting on being cancelled. “My wife got cancelled from the gaming industry and I’m now cancelled from cosplay. Money, please, or the woke left wins. Don’t you want to see me and Melonie be an annoying cosplay couple at 40?”
 
IT engineer but he quit or something since he probably did some math and determined he wouldn’t have a noticeable falloff in his quality of life between collecting VA disability at 80% for depression, anxiety, and PTSD despite never seeing any action while in the Navy and his real estate holding(s) in SoCal.

But yeah, I fully expect him to start grifting on being cancelled. “My wife got cancelled from the gaming industry and I’m now cancelled from cosplay. Money, please, or the woke left wins. Don’t you want to see me and Melonie be an annoying cosplay couple at 40?”
How long until we get Cuck Brand Cuck podcast? Theres a real possibility we'll get Johnny Junkers on Evil Jers podcast in the future, He'll probably end up booting Luke from it tho assuming the podcast limps along.
 
So I just saw the preview for tonight's Kino Casino and quick point of order. They said they had to push Monday's show back because the video file from the Odysee backup I uploaded was corrupted. Just FYI this is not my fault it's an issue with Odysee. Odysee is great in that it lets you just right click save-as video files which makes things easy but some % of the time the file it downloads is fucked up and missing a small amount of data at the end.

This is the issue I ran into trying to backup all the Sydney Watson + Quartering podcast archives and why that took fucking forever. I had like 50 livestreams and half of them downloaded missing like 0.1% of the file so then when you throw them in Premiere or try to watch them they work fine for maybe half the runtime then start glitching out. I kept running the auto-transcript feature (which takes forever on that many files) then half the files would be busted and stop transcribing half way through or throw 1000 errors about missing frames and completely glitch out the entire workflow. So once I figured out what was going on I had to go through and manually verify every video downloaded correctly then redownload the busted ones and run the transcripts one by one and manually verify each one was 100% transcribed. It was honestly a fucking nightmare.

If you ever need to download from Odysee just download the file and test it in a video player, skip ahead towards the end of the vid and make sure it plays without issue. All the bad files I got would not play if you skipped towards the end. If it glitches out the file is fucked just download it again. Granted this particular video is over 10gb so that sucks but that's the solution. If the download was borked I would load the video in Odysee then skip ahead in 30 minute chunks to the end to make sure it was loading correctly in the player before downloading, that seemed to help but IDK if it actually does anything. There was one video in particular I had to download like 10 times before it finally worked but I could always get it to download correctly eventually. Most of the other failed videos worked the second time and there were a few that took 3 or 4 redownloads.

Anyways don't want any Casino bros hating on me for delaying the show and an FYI in case this comes up again since uploading large videos to Odysee is the easiest solution since they allow you to upload up to 15gb anonymously through a throw-away email account with zero hassle. Wish I would have remembered to mention that issue when I uploaded but salute to the Casino for pushing through and a-logging the entire stream despite tech issues. I personally had to tap out before the 7-UP Rum Bucket kicked in.
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The promo in question:
 
How many thousands do you think this weenie gave to her? I'm guessing at least a few Grand already. Probably will be a quarter of a million by the end of the year.
 
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