💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Philly Phunk Machine]

He’s now thirsting for attention so bad that he’s trying to poke stand-up comic Jeff Dye.

Imagine the lemonparty trio riffing on Rackets

 

[Vibralldo]

At times like this you have to wonder whether Nick realizes that unnecessarily making himself a Dabbleverse figure and ultimately exposing his own family to that world's sadistic tendencies may have been a regrettable move, as he could have gotten by just fine without ever involving them were it not for an unhinged revenge fantasy that didn't even pan out anyway:

Nick would literally sacrifice his children to pedophiles if it meant dabblers would continue laughing at Aaron.

 

[Angry Shoes]

For some reason I remembered a couple years ago when he was talking about getting a Ducati. More people should've encouraged that.

 

[DemsBNutz]

You take that back.

Puddleglum was a great man Marsh-Wiggle. Puddleglum was based on Lewis' gardner Fred Paxford who was described as "an inwardly optimistic, outwardly pessimistic, dear, frustrating, shrewd countryman of immense integrity" which are virtues found in precisely none of the people involved in this hedonistic mess.

He was able to win an argument against a witch who was actively forcing him to agree with her.

"I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia. So, thanking you kindly for our supper, if these two gentlemen and the young lady are ready, we're leaving your court at once and setting out in the dark to spend our lives looking for Overland. Not that our lives will be very long, I should think; but that's a small loss if the world's as dull a place as you say.”

I did not say Puddleglum.. I said Marsheiggle... Puddleglum is the hero of the book.. He is also my favorite character of the series. The best example of denying evil. Especially when your the only one. And it's hard.

 

[Beavis]

Nick coping about his low viewership is my new favorite thing he does.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

At times like this you have to wonder whether Nick realizes that unnecessarily making himself a Dabbleverse figure and ultimately exposing his own family to that world's sadistic tendencies may have been a regrettable move, as he could have gotten by just fine without ever involving them were it not for an unhinged revenge fantasy that didn't even pan out anyway:

It shouldn't be shocking to me that he cannot see the writing on the wall. A sizable section dabble faggots already don't like him now. They bitch whenever he's on one of the other dabble streams and want him to fuck off. Imagine what's gonna happen when Melton/Rackets turn on one another. He thinks the Kiwifags tried to ruin his life, I can't wait to hear what he thinks about the things the dabble faggots are gonna do.

 

[AltisticRight]

Great minds think alike:


[L] [A]

You can get creative with cropping.

 

[daffodils]

How To Lose A Murder Trial - Utah v Kouri Richins Day 11 (SHORT DAY) - DAY 9 RECAP!​

Nick streamed for 7.5 hours. Unusually good day. $198 in superchats. 66 memberships (-5 from Nick). #9 on Supertips.

67% of superchat value and 10 memberships came from a British superfan .

- other trial streams suck
- gets trolled, "Don't really care!" [obviously does care]
- Nobody actually knows how Sean and him compare as lawyers
- Kayla will be at Hackamania
- "Let the algorithm know that we're back!"
- advice on drug addiction
- still can't get verified for monetization on Kick/Stripe, they think he's sending in altered selfies
- Nick invented trial streaming and he's ashamed of what it has become
- overpopulated with retards who add no value
- true crime losers don't know anything about law
- Nick also invented the argument that you can just rebroadcast pooled court streams
- he helped Andy Warski "reinvent himself"
- superchatter claims that Nick's advice to "read only as much as you need to" helped him through law school
- Nick sympathizes with the defendant for being "beset on all sides... civil trials... criminal trials... you just need this pressure and the fear and uncertainty to end"
- still needs to "reach out" to Anime Matsuri, will go there "as soon as they'll have me"
- "addicts don't lie to everyone... it's a really shitty [inaudible]"
- chatter says he did: "You did? That's fine. Don't assume that all addicts lie."

 

[Swole McPole]

"By the way, when she has kids, the second you pump all that semen into her and she gets pregnant, her body is destroyed for the next three to five years. If you have five kids, her body will be destroyed, destroyed, like we paced out two, two years per kid, basically 13 years, 13, minimum 13 years where she is not going to be that eight, nine, 10 that you married. And more importantly, cause you probably won't care.

If you breed like the people in Sub-Saharan Africa, you can't be surprised if your wife ends up looking like a picture from National Geographic.

If the tattoos aren't doing their thing, Nick might want to try multiple rings around Kayla's neck, a plate in her lower lip or a clitoridectemy. Even if they don't arouse him, I bet the family bulls would find them enticing.

 

[Vibralldo]

It shouldn't be shocking to me that he cannot see the writing on the wall. A sizable section dabble faggots already don't like him now. They bitch whenever he's on one of the other dabble streams and want him to fuck off. Imagine what's gonna happen when Melton/Rackets turn on one another. He thinks the Kiwifags tried to ruin his life, I can't wait to hear what he thinks about the things the dabble faggots are gonna do.

Nick has trouble reading social cues

That or he's willing to literally risk life ruination if it means that Aaron goes down with him

 

[Steve Seagull]

How To Lose A Murder Trial - Utah v Kouri Richins Day 11 (SHORT DAY) - DAY 9 RECAP!​

Nick streamed for 7.5 hours. Unusually good day. $198 in superchats. 66 memberships (-5 from Nick). #9 on Supertips.

67% of superchat value and 10 memberships came from a British superfan .
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJZ-DlUz2YQ- other trial streams suck
- gets trolled, "Don't really care!" [obviously does care]
- Nobody actually knows how Sean and him compare as lawyers
- Kayla will be at Hackamania
- "Let the algorithm know that we're back!"
- advice on drug addiction
- still can't get verified for monetization on Kick/Stripe, they think he's sending in altered selfies
- Nick invented trial streaming and he's ashamed of what it has become
- overpopulated with retards who add no value
- true crime losers don't know anything about law
- Nick also invented the argument that you can just rebroadcast pooled court streams
- he helped Andy Warski "reinvent himself"
- superchatter claims that Nick's advice to "read only as much as you need to" helped him through law school
- Nick sympathizes with the defendant for being "beset on all sides... civil trials... criminal trials... you just need this pressure and the fear and uncertainty to end"
- still needs to "reach out" to Anime Matsuri, will go there "as soon as they'll have me"
- "addicts don't lie to everyone... it's a really shitty [inaudible]"
- chatter says he did: "You did? That's fine. Don't assume that all addicts lie."

I wanted to laugh at him at how hard he's holding onto the fantasy that everything's the same as before, just YouTube needs to stop slacking and notify people he exists. Does he really think this is his only obstacle to fame or is it just coping for the imbecils that are left?

One thing struck me as really sad. He's streaming alone, there is so much dead air, so much nothing. He adds nothing of value. Didn't he stream with multiple people? Now no one wants to reply to him on Twitter.

Every stream now is like a funeral for his career and he's the only one attending.

Anyway, a new day is upon us.

POISONED HUSBAND Murder - Utah v. Kouri RICHINS - TRIAL DAY 12 - Motion Play​

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Started 32 min ago, 526 viewers.

 

[not william stenchever]

Every stream now is like a funeral for his career and he's the only one attending.

"We are trapped in an endless karmic loop so we cannot die. But we can suffer, and that's what matters."

"I hate this. I would prefer nuclear armageddon to the continued existence of a rackets segment on MATI"

 

[waffle]

It would be a pretty neat toy, but for almost everyone outside of AI hobbyists it’s not worth it. Just another vanity purchase using mommy’s petro wealth, like the RTX 3090 he bought back in 2020 or 2021 and never used.

This could potentially be really valuable if he actually practiced. AI can be valuable for legal research as long as you verify the shit it's telling you and don't just let it write stuff on its own. However the courts are making some crazy decisions about what's subject to disclosure and doing stuff locally on your PC makes it much more clearly your work product.

 

[Vibralldo]

This could potentially be really valuable if he actually practiced. AI can be valuable for legal research as long as you verify the shit it's telling you and don't just let it write stuff on its own. However the courts are making some crazy decisions about what's subject to disclosure and doing stuff locally on your PC makes it much more clearly your work product.

He's going to use it to exclusively write songs about Kurt's cooking.

 

[daffodils]

Troon arc just started


New passion for graphic design

 

[elb]

Nick’s out here sending boner pills to fans

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Good news Rekieta!

 

[waffle]

He's going to use it to exclusively write songs about Kurt's cooking.

If he's going to use it for AI it's for illegal pornography IMO. I am becoming convinced more each day that Nick is attracted to women who are below the legal age.

Most recently there was an old clip making the rounds, I believe in this thread, where the talks about how the three worst things to be are a drug addict, a pedo, and a cuck. And, it's just like - well - we know you're the other two things...

Then there's the "my cocaine daughter is my best friend" smash cut "every man wants to have sex with their female friends, why would you ever consider one your friend otherwise". Wait a minute Nick, now - no!

I feel like reverse Special Agent Fox Mulder. I don't want to believe, but I kinda do...

 

[AltisticRight]

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Good news Rekieta!

It does require a hot wife though. I don't see one.
Well, I do, she looks greasy and she's pretty big.
We can call it harpooning. You know, whale hunting.

If he's going to use it for AI it's for illegal pornography IMO. I am becoming convinced more each day that Nick is attracted to women who are below the legal age.

Most recently there was an old clip making the rounds, I believe in this thread, where the talks about how the three worst things to be are a drug addict, a pedo, and a cuck. And, it's just like - well - we know you're the other two things...

Then there's the "my cocaine daughter is my best friend" smash cut "every man wants to have sex with their female friends, why would you ever consider one your friend otherwise". Wait a minute Nick, now - no!

I feel like reverse Special Agent Fox Mulder. I don't want to believe, but I kinda do...

Before the arrest, him being on crack was nothing but a Tardski crackpot theory. Many, me included, chose to ignore the obvious signs and shut up because we (probably) didn't want to get called a bunch of Karens writing fan fiction.
The cuck thing was the "wild theory" before that, it has been circulating among bloodsports retards. That was ignored because we thought Ethan Ralph was way worse.

So two of the three were initially speculation that was deemed baseless. The track record is pretty shit. I'll just go out and say just because it's been exemplified twice doesn't mean it'll happen again. I don't think he's a nonce.
If I'm proven wrong, yeah that would really be horrific.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I am becoming convinced more each day that Nick is attracted to women who are below the legal age.

Then there's the "my cocaine daughter is my best friend" smash cut "every man wants to have sex with their female friends, why would you ever consider one your friend otherwise". Wait a minute Nick, now - no!

There's also being friends with other pedos, making and endorsing sexual jokes about Aaron's young daughter, his obsession with American Beauty, and much more. Nick is also 100% the type to argue he's not a pedophile, he's a hebophile or whatever gay word game he wanted to play about how the label of pedophile is wrong for him. For what it's worth, I don't think Nick is attracted to minors perse, but attracted to the taboo of it and has put a lot of work into justifying it to himself that it's ok for *him* to do it. Nick hates it when he's told something is bad and he shouldn't do it, and thinks he's smarter than everyone else so he should be allowed too do things others aren't.

That's not a good combination of traits to have in the best of situations. It also really shouldn't be over looked that he thinks his parents should have been more open about their sex life and wished they had let him watch. At minimum I think that little girl has seen things she shouldn't have and Nick did so on purpose. I just pray that's as far as it's gone.