Ask men why they do things the way they do and maybe you'll get an honest answer

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Harvey Danger said:
Being able to follow and carry on conversations about topics she doesn't know about. Particularly without going off on "that reminds of this other thing..." tangents. I don't know why this is so rare in the supposedly superior-communicating sex. Both men and women can feign interest, but women seem to do it as a stalling tactic until they can change the subject to something they're more comfortable with.
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A lot of women don't engage in conversation. They just nod and agree to everything said to them. It's the polite thing to do and they don't want to cause trouble. Which in turn causes trouble because they nod and agree to do something and they haven't actually agreed internally. It's infuriating to deal with.
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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Your coworkers are fat.
 
Arbiter said:
If a woman bends down and she accidentally has plumber's crack, is that also seen as universally embarrassing and a turn-off, or is that actually hot to guys? I can understand how seeing a woman's underwear like in an accidental upskirt or accidental tit flash could be arousing to men, but I can't imagine plumber's crack being attractive, even on a hot woman. Having a whale-tail, I feel, is different because it's intentional (although I also think that looks stupid, but I can see why some men would find it attractive).
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If she's not ugly then a guy is going to like it and probably wish he could see more. If he could he'd see butt hole and vagina too because men have a very simple sexual rule. "Why shouldn't I?" And is there any reason you shouldn't see a hot girl's ass? No. If she's an ugly, smelly or old woman then "Why shouldn't I?" has an answer and they're not interested.
 
I am seeing a lot off assertion in this thread that men's sexuality is "simple". I would argue that's only true if you are a simple man. Many men are more complex, but I would also argue that a man with more complex sexuality is even less likely to be understood by women, because the complexity therein will be of a totally different nature to what a woman would expect.

I mean we do all want pizza, sure. But some guys just want pepperoni, while some guys want a half and half create your own with six different toppings on each side.
 
Ignatius von Cistern said:
Otherwise, Scorpions all they way, they didn't suck well into the 90's.
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The Scorpions sucked my ass every single time any of them opened their mouths. Worst shit band of retards who make bad songs.
Nick Wilde said:
I mean we do all want pizza, sure. But some guys just want pepperoni, while some guys want a half and half create your own with six different toppings on each side.
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Can I have a question for the women? When a girl tells me "that girl over there said she likes you" is she trolling her/me, or is she legitimately trying to be a wingman?
 
Zeftax said:
Can I have a question for the women? When a girl tells me "that girl over there said she likes you" is she trolling her/me, or is she legitimately trying to be a wingman?
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You post on Kiwi Farms and think a girl might actually like you? Are you serious?
 
Zeftax said:
Can I have a question for the women? When a girl tells me "that girl over there said she likes you" is she trolling her/me, or is she legitimately trying to be a wingman?
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Best not to overthink it. If that girl over there is interesting, have a conversation. If it was a troll, who cares? Life is short, and embarrassment* won't kill you. And if it turns out not to be true, you're no worse off than now.

*or maybe it doesn't even have to be embarrassing, even if someone was being a twit trying to make it at your expense. Someone else's thoughts or actions don't change who you are, positively or negatively.
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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Men, generally, have little idea how clothes work as a device. Which I find kind of odd because we're generally autistic about technology of any other sort.

If you told them to draft a diagram for a fucking BBQ cover with narrow tolerance they'd have no problem but when it comes to their own bodies? Zero interest

Picking pants that have an appropriate rise to the size of your arse, wearing them at an appropriate height on the waist and either using a belt or selecting an appropriate waist size in the first place would make 90% of men better better looking to 90% of women
 
Brahma said:
Picking pants that have an appropriate rise to the size of your arse, wearing them at an appropriate height on the waist and either using a belt or selecting an appropriate waist size in the first place would make 90% of men better better looking to 90% of women
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some of us are beyond salvation

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Alright, Imma just say it.
Skid marks in your underwear are just a part of life. You get the rumbly tummies and it happens, you gotta fart and it happens, you wake up at 3 am after eating that sushi that's been in your fridge for 3 days (from a sketchy place but gayut dayum it's the best sushi in town) because it still smelled fine and it happens.
It shouldn't be shamed. I have underwear that's still good with 3 year old track marks. The underwear still keeps my balls and nuts contained (boxers > everything else btw) and keeps the skid stains off my pants.

Let's normalize skid marks MEN. They aren't mistakes.
Just happy little accidents.
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Sun Bear said:
Alright, Imma just say it.
Skid marks in your underwear are just a part of life. You get the rumbly tummies and it happens, you gotta fart and it happens, you wake up at 3 am after eating that sushi that's been in your fridge for 3 days (from a sketchy place but gayut dayum it's the best sushi in town) because it still smelled fine and it happens.
It shouldn't be shamed. I have underwear that's still good with 3 year old track marks. The underwear still keeps my balls and nuts contained (boxers > everything else btw) and keeps the skid stains off my pants.

Let's normalize skid marks MEN. They aren't mistakes.
Just happy little accidents.
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