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I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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It's because they don't wear their belts right (or should have worn suspenders instead) or haven't gotten pants that truly fit because they keep going between gaining weight and losing it.
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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Men and women have completely different hip structures. Men wear their trousers over their bum resting on their hips. Women wear their trousers further up the tummy. This means when a man's trousers slip down a little you see some ass crack. When women's slip a little you don't.

Trying to explain this to women is incredibly annoying because even if you tell them this. Two weeks later they will go "Why are you wearing your trousers so low?" As if the concept of hip differences cannot stick in their brain.
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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Your coworkers are probably fat or don't know how to use a belt

Having your ass crack appearing when you sit down is peak classless fat behavior
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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Stop noticing Big Purse's schemes. They're gonna send a Handbag Hitman to your house.
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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My eyes are up here.
 
Rogue AI said:
With guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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As a man who's had almost entirely physical labour or agriculture jobs, this pisses me off to no end. I'm fucking tired of having to pull up my shorts every time I bend over.

I'm very tall and all clothing in my country is made by asians to generic international standards for midgets. If I so much as sit in a chair, I will either get Builder's Bum, or the seams and pinch points of my pants and underwear dig in like barbed wire. Wearing a belt prevents visible asscrack but guarantees discomfort.

I've considered getting suspenders or something, but I feel like that will create basically the same issue as belts, forcing my clothes to ride me harder than a jockey on an underpeforming horse. I just have to wear shorts or sweatpants, because they're the only "pant" types that are relaxed enough to not restrict and not force Plumber's Crack.

I miss jeans.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
What is a trait in women that makes you swoon? Nothing sexual, a personality trait you find very attractive.
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Everything attractive about a woman is sexual by virtue of it being attractive and wanting to do sex to attractive women.

I showed up a little earlier than usual to the apartment of a girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks and she was still finishing up homework from one of her physics classes.

There was something about how it was just a continuous steady stream of notation being put on paper, like she had already done all the math in her head and writing it down was the bottleneck.
uNF.
Would.
Did.
But would again.
 
If a woman bends down and she accidentally has plumber's crack, is that also seen as universally embarrassing and a turn-off, or is that actually hot to guys? I can understand how seeing a woman's underwear like in an accidental upskirt or accidental tit flash could be arousing to men, but I can't imagine plumber's crack being attractive, even on a hot woman. Having a whale-tail, I feel, is different because it's intentional (although I also think that looks stupid, but I can see why some men would find it attractive).
 
Arbiter said:
If a woman bends down and she accidentally has plumber's crack, is that also seen as universally embarrassing and a turn-off, or is that actually hot to guys?
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Depends on how pretty the woman is and what she's wearing. My mental image of a stereotypical plumber is a schlubby guy in stained work clothes. The female version of that doesn't have a 'whale tail' or anything like that. Doesn't appeal to me but a glimpse of someone's buttcrack isn't my bag.

A woman in work clothes having a slight slip of showing herself due to bending this way or that might be mildly interesting.
 
In my opinion I think its universally embarassing, same goes for underwear or whatever. Honestly, I don't want to see your ass while discussing how to route a cable through a machine. Can't press "delete" on that mental image.
 
Rocket-fueled Wheelchair said:
Do you ever use the space under your foreskin as a coin purse? Like if your pockets have holes in them or you need somewhere to keep your keys from getting stolen when you’re out swimming?
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Men usually don't like to talk about it, but it's possible to move your dick like an elephant's trunk and use it as a grabber to hold onto your valuables.

Arbiter said:
If a woman bends down and she accidentally has plumber's crack, is that also seen as universally embarrassing and a turn-off, or is that actually hot to guys? I can understand how seeing a woman's underwear like in an accidental upskirt or accidental tit flash could be arousing to men, but I can't imagine plumber's crack being attractive, even on a hot woman. Having a whale-tail, I feel, is different because it's intentional (although I also think that looks stupid, but I can see why some men would find it attractive).
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if her shirt rides up a little you can see dimples which i like.
 
Rogue AI said:
I've got to ask, is there some conspiracy with men's pants? Like with women's pants, nearly all our pockets are fake or decorative because they're in cahoots with Big Purse. Yet, with guy's pants, why is it I've unintentionally seen everyone of my male coworker's ass cracks? Do they not make male work pants that don't give you plumber's crack?
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Many of us don't have hips or asses, and thus do not have bodies meant to hold up pants. Unfortunately, it eventually became corny and uncool to wear suspenders or pants around our waists instead of our narrow, useless hips.

You're not gonna see Jackie Gleason's ass crack.
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Arbiter said:
If a woman bends down and she accidentally has plumber's crack, is that also seen as universally embarrassing and a turn-off, or is that actually hot to guys? I can understand how seeing a woman's underwear like in an accidental upskirt or accidental tit flash could be arousing to men, but I can't imagine plumber's crack being attractive, even on a hot woman. Having a whale-tail, I feel, is different because it's intentional (although I also think that looks stupid, but I can see why some men would find it attractive).
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It's like asking, "What if instead of opening the pizza box and showing you the whole pizza, I just show you a little bit of the crust? Would that make you want a slice? What if I only let you smell a delicious whiff of the garlic tomato sauce? What if I only showed you a picture of the pizza? What if we just talked on the phone about pizza?"

Male sexuality is just very different from female. It's like pizza. We, uh, want some pizza.
 
The Ugly One said:
It's like asking, "What if instead of opening the pizza box and showing you the whole pizza, I just show you a little bit of the crust? Would that make you want a slice? What if I only let you smell a delicious whiff of the garlic tomato sauce? What if I only showed you a picture of the pizza? What if we just talked on the phone about pizza?"

Male sexuality is just very different from female. It's like pizza. We, uh, want some pizza.
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Depends on the sort've pizza we're talking about. If its a dumpy, ugly pizza I may not be interested in THAT pizza but I will probably think about getting one later.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
What is a trait in women that makes you swoon? Nothing sexual, a personality trait you find very attractive.
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Being able to follow and carry on conversations about topics she doesn't know about. Particularly without going off on "that reminds of this other thing..." tangents. I don't know why this is so rare in the supposedly superior-communicating sex. Both men and women can feign interest, but women seem to do it as a stalling tactic until they can change the subject to something they're more comfortable with.

The women I've met who can develop an "out of depth" conversation like that instantly sparked more interest than any other personality trait did. (physical traits are a different story)

I know I'm describing a somewhat male way to converse, and that's probably why it's uncommon in women. More broadly speaking, the natural differences in how men and women communicate are so significant, that meeting someone who somehow matches your own style is an immediate relief and breath of fresh air. That's how you get those "we met for coffee and wound up talking for 7 hours" stories.
 
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