George RR Martin, his fanboys, and former fanbase

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SmokelessFire said:
So I watched some of the filming backstage stuff of AKOTSK and uh, I get he's a child actor and all but I think that Dexter kid is a bit of a fruit.
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Yeah, Dexter might be gay. I don't really give a fuck in the context of the show, because he's great as Egg. I dunno, kid might change as he grows up.
 
PyrrhicRustle said:
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Rohanne, Osgrey, and Bennis castings for season 2. Bennis is, for the record, a lowborn, sneaky, thieving, drunk abusive piece of shit literally called the brown knight, so if this is how they’re burning their mandatory diversity casting it’s hilarious.
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Watch it be the Nigger as Osgrey. Make the Blackfyre Supporter a Nigger.

Heck Daemon Blackfyre being the striking image of Aegon the Conquerer will likely be a Nigger if they get the budget to do a Battle of Redgrass Field flashback.
 
Dexter's dad is also a celebrity, and Dexter behaves as most child actors, quite extroverted and a bit histrionic. Stop saying that that makes a man gay, we're not fujoshis. He's just a kid.

Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Watch it be the Nigger as Osgrey.
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He won't be, it's already confirmed he won't. Either they go full cynical about this and make him be the awful person he's been in the book or they whitewash his character.
 
I merely made an off the cuff observation that I found difficult to repress whenever I saw bts clips, I did not imagine such interest or dispute. I was vague because I'm fond of him as Egg and ofc he's young, so such speculation is vulgar. But I maintain my position and will keep it in my back pocket when I'm inevitably proven correct. Let the matter be settled.

I haven't seen any discussion of Raymund Fossaway getting hooked up with the red haired whore and even got baby trapped with a child that definetly isn't his. Real failure of the bro code by Dunk since he knew all this. I'm 99% sure that wasnt in the books but it's been awhile.
 
SmokelessFire said:
I haven't seen any discussion of Raymund Fossaway getting hooked up with the red haired whore and even got baby trapped with a child that definetly isn't his. Real failure of the bro code by Dunk since he knew all this. I'm 99% sure that wasnt in the books but it's been awhile.
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Ira Parker clarified in an interview (I unfortunately can't remember which one, my apologies) that Rowan isn't actually pregnant at all. Essentially what happened is that she was impressed by Raymun's showing during the trial and went to help him, they ended up sleeping together and somewhere in that time she grokked that he was very naïve and didn't know how women's bodies worked. She decided she was gonna bag herself a good husband and a leg up in society and lied, saying that since they'd had sex once she was definitely pregnant so they should get married ASAP and Raymun took her at her word. I'm assuming she's banking on them banging enough during the honeymoon period to get her with child for realsies.

It's still babytrapping, to be fair, but it's not cucking, so it's not completely horrible. They both seem pretty pleased by the end result- Rowan gets a way out of her current lot in life and a good, kind man for a husband, and Raymun gets a cute, clever redhead with big tits who dotes on him for a wife. I'm happy for the characters.

I think they included the scene to be a parallel to Dunk's "Yes sir I was totally definitely 100% knighted by Arlan please don't question it" situation- he and Rowan are both lying about their current status in order to get away from their rotten lots in life and climb the social ladder into a role that actually makes them happy and fulfilled,
 
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That scene it's mean to be a bit of a dare for the viewer. If you're OK with Dunk lying, why not Rowan? She seems to be an ok woman, not some OF whore, someone who actually lives the life she has due to circumstances and she found a way out for the best of both parts. We know she's a good person, and she's smart enough to not step out and whore around.

I wanna think that, while Dunk knows she was a prostitute, he too believes she's pregnant because he's that dense sometimes. I doubt Arlan gave him a well informed talk of the bees and birds.
 
madethistocomment said:
It's still babytrapping, to be fair, but it's not cucking, so it's not completely horrible. They both seem pretty pleased by the end result- Rowan gets a way out of her current lot in life and a good, kind man for a husband, and Raymun gets a cute, clever redhead with big tits who dotes on him for a wife. I'm happy for the characters.
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all things considered in the universe, pretty damn good, manipulation at worst. HOOOOWWWEEVR.

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pointless to reach for rowan, nigga, because we already will have rohanne, (no relation lmfao), who is basically portrayed as duncan's only love, that ditches him while he's recovering from death/brink of such after a trial by combat between her man and a old ugly dude's (himself). basically the old ugly bastard taking the girl cuck trope/porn/hentai setup. their last meeting is basically her saying "im sowwy" and them verbally fucking each other before kissing and him taking her ponytail as a keepsake, and afterwards he's basically snape's arc for the rest of his life til the end, with such scenes as seeing her and ugly bastard, wondering if they think of him, falling asleep and dreaming of her. motherfucker is ser duncan the cuck the rest of his life essentially, though he must have had drunken sad sex or some shit with someone to lead to brienne etc. she proceeds to marry multiple other people then disappears under "mysterious circumstances" instead of ever contacting/getting with the 7ft tall giga chad she had history with who's going places in the world and cared enough about her to take her hair with him, and said giga chad also never just officially gets with any potential stacy, just a soon to be legendary knight has to push himself to the brink of death/literal death for the dumbest fucking shit, metaphorically/possibly literally snorts a woman's hair and cries, cries in sleep, then finally really dies for his friends/bro. now that's sad.

*SPOILER END*
 
Birthday Cat said:
all things considered in the universe, pretty damn good, manipulation at worst. HOOOOWWWEEVR.

*SPOILERS*

pointless to reach for rowan, nigga, because we already will have rohanne, (no relation lmfao), who is basically portrayed as duncan's only love, that ditches him while he's recovering from death/brink of such after a trial by combat between her man and a old ugly dude's (himself). basically the old ugly bastard taking the girl cuck trope/porn/hentai setup. their last meeting is basically her saying "im sowwy" and them verbally fucking each other before kissing and him taking her ponytail as a keepsake, and afterwards he's basically snape's arc for the rest of his life til the end, with such scenes as seeing her and ugly bastard, wondering if they think of him, falling asleep and dreaming of her. motherfucker is ser duncan the cuck the rest of his life essentially, though he must have had drunken sad sex or some shit with someone to lead to brienne etc. she proceeds to marry multiple other people then disappears under "mysterious circumstances" instead of ever contacting/getting with the 7ft tall giga chad she had history with who's going places in the world and cared enough about her to take her hair with him, and said giga chad also never just officially gets with any potential stacy, just a soon to be legendary knight has to push himself to the brink of death/literal death for the dumbest fucking shit, metaphorically/possibly literally snorts a woman's hair and cries, cries in sleep, then finally really dies for his friends/bro. now that's sad.

*SPOILER END*
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Isn't it ambiguous as to if Dunk and Rohanne fucked in the stables? I remember thinking that there was enough evidence to go either way.

As for Dunk's sex life in general, according to Gurm he's apparently the ancestor of four characters we see in the books. Brienne is the sole confirmed descendant (through either messing around with one of Egg's sisters and cucking Lord Tarth, or potentially (and hilariously) him having a child with Shiera Seastar who married into the line (thank you random reddit theory post for making me aware of that possibility it is canon in my heart now)) and Hodor being his great-grandson is all but canon (Old Nan is old enough to have been in Dunk's generation, Dunk canonically went to Winterfell at some point, Bran has a vision of a massive knight kissing a young woman in the Winterfell godswood, Hodor is seven feet tall and incredibly strong just like Dunk). The other two characters are yet to be confirmed. My pet theory is that they're the Clegane brothers, who are both incredibly tall and strong and who both serve as a commentary on knighthood and what it should be, just like Dunk is.

I would not say Dunk's sexual and romantic life was sad. My boy was actually kind of a manwhore lmfao.
 
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Birthday Cat said:
basically the old ugly bastard taking the girl cuck trope/porn/hentai setup.
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It's always funny to me how a lot of these left-leaning authors, of which GRRM is one of, tend to make some of the most smutty fiction around. The people on the Left bash the chuds for having anime body pillows of hot anime chicks with big boobs and nice asses, but they themselves produce or consume fiction with some of the most degenerate sexual encounters that'd make the Banquet of Chestnuts look prudish by comparison. Of course, modern feminism makes it harder by attacking anything remotely attractive to men as sexist and objectifying, but now and then, you'd see the veneer of puritanism crack and see them for what they are; people who get wet off fiction that would belong in the hentai aisle.

madethistocomment said:
I would not say Dunk's sexual and romantic life was sad. My boy was actually kind of a manwhore lmfao.
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Being Kingsguard meant that he couldn't marry, but siring bastards is another matter entirely, one that the realm might actually turn a blind eye to, considering Ser Duncan obviously has good genes with him being this beast of a man who can take blow after blow and still have enough energy to pound an experienced warrior like Aerion into submission.

Fuck, if I were a lord, and I had authority over Dunk, I'd force Ser Duncan to have sex with the most physically healthy and attractive whores I can find, and raise their kids to be soldiers of mine, perhaps even knights. If there's anything the Clegane brothers and Ser Duncan have proven, is that you don't need blue blood to make for good knights, just be a big, strong lad, with a good sense for battle, and use your strength and battle skills to pound the enemy into submission like how Vader battered Luke into submission in Empire Strikes Back.

Ser Duncan is just some orphan from Fleabottom, and the Cleganes were descendants of some dog-keeper who lucked out and saved Tytos Lannister from a lioness when he was wandering around like a fool. Yet they turned out to be some of the strongest and most effective knights around, rivaling or even surpassing men such as Aerion Brightflame, Jon Snow, or Jaime Lannister, men who were born to royal or noble households, who had the best training in the world and a youthful body to make good use of their combat skills.
 
Dunk doesn't seem the kind of man who would sire bastards and abandon them, tbh. Egg was made King when he was 30, and he made Dunk kingsguard by Egg, when he was about 40. Before that, there is no reason for him to not marry a woman he would have slept with.

I think the only one descendant he might have had was Brienne.
 
One thing that makes me wonder is why Lyonel BARATHEON couldn't just fill Ser Duncan's entire roster with Stormlands knights. I mean, he is the heir to Storm's End, and many Stormlands knights were probably at the tourney, since this takes place in the Reach and the Stormlands are right next door to them. They even share a hatred for Dorne. So if anything, them being one man short made no sense. I can just imagine them being one man short, then Lyonel goes over to the knights who jousted in the previous day and pulls some favor with some knight who served a lord that was sworn as a vassal to his family.

I mean, if one of your friends is a high lord of Westeros, you can pull more than 6 knights for a team-up. If Ser Damon Morrigen can find 6 yahoos to fight alongside him against Maegor, some Baratheon dude ought to have more than 5 guys with him to fight alongside some hedge knight.
 
SmokelessFire said:
I haven't seen any discussion of Raymund Fossaway getting hooked up with the red haired whore and even got baby trapped with a child that definetly isn't his. Real failure of the bro code by Dunk since he knew all this. I'm 99% sure that wasnt in the books but it's been awhile.
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The Green Apple Fossoway Seed is strong (way stronger than any Dondarion Fag seed)
 
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madethistocomment said:
As for Dunk's sex life in general, according to Gurm he's apparently the ancestor of four characters we see in the books. Brienne is the sole confirmed descendant
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I thought it was three, not four. Fun fact I cottoned on to, once I read the Dunk books:

You know how he always refers to himself as "thick as a castle wall" in his internal narrative? There's 3 characters described that way at one/multiple points in the ASOIAF books:
- Brienne
- Hodor
- Small Paul (the big dude on the Night's Watch)
 
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