The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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Zapp Brannigan said:
Extremely high-level jugaad to call it the "Asian brown cloud", not the "Indian brown cloud". Yeah, who knows which Asian nation that massive poo cloud is emanating from, could be any of them really. :story:
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Reading this in the character's voice makes it very funny. Reading most of your posts in Zapp's voice makes them funny, but this one is specifically more funny.
 
Ghostse said:
Here is what I do.
First ,never EVER respond to "hello", "how is your day", etc on teams. Never. Wait for them to tell you want it is they need. If you are called out for your boss on this, just explain you were waiting for them to tell you what they needed.
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Lol one of my bosses actually puts an auto away message on her Teams that says "I don't have time to respond to 'hello', please include your issue in the message and I'll get back to you". Everyone in the office hates it when people spam you with "hello" but we never clocked it as a pajeet thing before. Or at least any Noticers among us didn't mention it.
 
Interacting with Indians in general.
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This fuckin jeet just sat down next to me in the dentist waiting room. It smells like Wendy's chili that's gone rancid. I can't breathe, all the other seats are full, the restroom is occupied. There is no escape I am trapped what do
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
Lol one of my bosses actually puts an auto away message on her Teams that says "I don't have time to respond to 'hello', please include your issue in the message and I'll get back to you". Everyone in the office hates it when people spam you with "hello" but we never clocked it as a pajeet thing before. Or at least any Noticers among us didn't mention it.
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Oh its not SOLELY a jeet thing. Whites and browns do it. But EVERY jeet does it; jeets will usually not just "hello" but like "How is your day going", I guess as Izzat farming.

For full disclosure, I do "hello" as a "are you fucking there?/be ready for communication" sort of thing. Once I've confirmed there is someone there to talk with, I will C&P the pre-typed request. What I find hateful is when you get "hello", you respond, and then like 40 minutes later the request finally comes.
 
draggs said:
This fuckin jeet just sat down next to me in the dentist waiting room. It smells like Wendy's chili that's gone rancid. I can't breathe, all the other seats are full, the restroom is occupied. There is no escape I am trapped what do
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Strike your pocket lighter and hope he combusts
 
Ghostse said:
Oh its not SOLELY a jeet thing. Whites and browns do it. But EVERY jeet does it; jeets will usually not just "hello" but like "How is your day going", I guess as Izzat farming.

For full disclosure, I do "hello" as a "are you fucking there?/be ready for communication" sort of thing. Once I've confirmed there is someone there to talk with, I will C&P the pre-typed request. What I find hateful is when you get "hello", you respond, and then like 40 minutes later the request finally comes.
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I either do "hello, how are you?" and then immediately post another message with the question and deadline, or I post the whole thing like "hi, hope you're well, when you have a minute please [deal with my request]". Then they know what I want and how (un)important it is, and will know when they can get around to it.
 
My fascination with jeetery has bled over into my algorithm and I get a lot of weird shit from regional entertainers in India. One of my favorite is Jadugar Prince, the magician.
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What first drew me to him is his odd look. The promo photos above are the closest to normal he looks. His hair is rapidly thinning on top and his teeth are really fucked up. He paints on his sideburns as well. A lot of the videos he releases are poorly executed video edits, and he doesn't perform any of those tricks during his live shows.

BUUURP... PRINCE! PRINCE! PRINCE!


 
Hongourable Madisha said:
I either do "hello, how are you?" and then immediately post another message with the question and deadline, or I post the whole thing like "hi, hope you're well, when you have a minute please [deal with my request]". Then they know what I want and how (un)important it is, and will know when they can get around to it.
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I guess that's the jeet thing.

Smart person:
"Hello. <request>."

Normal person:
"Hello."
"Hello."
"<request>"

Jeet:
"Hello"
"Hello"
"How is you day going."
"its going ok"
"Is weather good, how was weekend"
"It ok"
"<FINALLY the request>"
 
Ghostse said:
I guess that's the jeet thing.

Smart person:
"Hello. <request>."

Normal person:
"Hello."
"Hello."
"<request>"

Jeet:
"Hello"
"Hello"
"How is you day going."
"its going ok"
"Is weather good, how was weekend"
"It ok"
"<FINALLY the request>"
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Yeah, I don't mind small talk, but it's weird when it's someone you've never talked to before in your life, and it's something you do while you're getting the job done or after it's finished. Like if we're working on something together and the code's chugging away and we have a couple of minutes, then I'll be like "how was your weekend?" or "d'you see the fitba?" etc. I don't just open with that, because it's obvious I want something and I'm just delaying getting to the point and wasting everyone's time.
If someone I've never spoken to before says "hello dear how are you today how is the weather" I immediately get suspicious and reply "what do you want?"
 
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