💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[monk]

Actually crashing the stock market jewish casino is based
is this the right time to buy the dip?
I mean mostly physical silver but am open to other suggestions for stuff that will blow up

 

[Trombonista]

Actually crashing the stock market jewish casino is based
is this the right time to buy the dip?
I mean mostly physical silver but am open to other suggestions for stuff that will blow up

You should ask the regulars in The Bidness subforum about that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now it's time to be punished for not doing what we tell you to do, Saudis! Your oil will be our oil

OUR OIL

 

[The handsome tard]

"Real war on terror has never been tried"

 

[gunt cat]

wake up toots you're missing the controlled demolition of western civ

 

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Reminder that Detroit scrapped their EV commitments due to Trump's 'fuck the environment' policy. The Big 3 are going the way of Blockbuster.

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Republicans are going to be reduced to a regional party in Mississippi and Wyoming.

I've know I've asked a few times, but can you start to link and archive shit? this is a lolcow thread and always good to have that to check if what is said is true or if it is a user making shit up.

Pretty much every other lolcow thread has to do that, would be good if this one followed that.

 

[Grog]

Cuck Trump: "the war is almost over, believe me folks"
Israeli bull: "fuck off faggot we say when it's over"
Yeah I see now he's trying to pull a Greenland, aka achieve fucking nothing but go home and tell his pack of retarded cult members how bigly he won and how powerful America is, maybe then draw maps where Iran is painted with the US flag or something, and hope everyone forgets about it. But Bibi won't have that. For Israel this is an existential war, and nothing less than the complete destruction of Iran would be enough.

 

[The Hardest R]

No one forced you to enter a war with another country without preparation and without enough equipment and to enter this war at all.

Yeah but Purim was coming up and Bibi wanted to secure his legacy so we had no choice but invade a country completely unprepared.

That shit would have been career-ending had Bondi not been one of Trump's loyal dogs.

She will be thrown overboard like Kristi Noem, just give it time. Her replacement will be a literally who with a name like Jimbob or Stevedave.

Barron is mostly ignored outside of memes about how tall he is because he's (likely autistic but) keeps himself out of the public eye and doesn't want to be a celebrity. This stupid cunt is out here going "Hey America, this is what your tax dollars are paying for! I got to fly my own federally-funded bodyguards on a federally funded plan to the world's most expensive grocery store!"

I think back to the last several decades of children and grandchildren of presidents and how people would get pissed off if they were mentioned at all, like Chelsea Clinton. Now you got those like Kai Trump trying to be an influencer and you got others like Lara Trump and Jared Kushner who are play pretending to be power brokers. Meanwhile gas will hit $5 a gallon for a good chunk of Americans.

It’s a shame nobody with any balls will make a song about Barron or Kai. Donnie T would shit his pants in rage if a song like CCR’s Fortunate Son would be made about them and it would be released on a major label.

But Bibi won't have that. For Israel this is an existential war, and nothing less than the complete destruction of Iran would be enough.

Trump is doing his 24/7 chaos strategy with Iran but Orange Nigger lacks the mental faculties to realize it’s a “you break it, you bought it” scenario. Bibi is not going to let Donnie walk away as Iran’s successors are hardliners who have legitimate grievances against Israel as opposed to just rhetoric like Khamenei. Reminds me of the “oh shit” moments when people realized Iraq and Libya were better off run by Hussein and Gaddafi respectively.

 

[Captain Syrup]

The only network that will bother asking for his opinion. Everything out of his mouth is speculation, misinformation or lies.

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He's trying so hard to shy away from the fact that Israel will continue the war, even if the US pulls out.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Actually crashing the stock market jewish casino is based
is this the right time to buy the dip?
I mean mostly physical silver but am open to other suggestions for stuff that will blow up

It’s not based. He crashes it because it’s an insider trading scam for him and his friends. He does some shit to crash the economy, buys stocks for cheap, and then chickens out and watches the price shoot back up. He’s making it even more of a Jewish casino.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

The only network that will bother asking for his opinion.

I checked Fox's website yesterday and there was no mention of the price of gas anywhere. If you were living in a bubble (as all miggers are), you might have no idea that there might be any correlation between its rise (over 50 cents around here!!!) and the war.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Watching Nick Fuentes on Twitter right now is amazing. He thought he was like the young buck of the GOP and then the second Donald Trump LOUDLY supports Israel, his base just submits. Like overnight.

Not that the Democrats are much better. Turns out the median voter is still a 55-year-old who watches cable news.

OUR OIL
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

 

[JaneThough]

And to think folks thought this guy would grow up to have ambitions of revenge for the time Kathy Griffin held up Donald’s severed head.

Meanwhile, Don Jr and the rest of the family looks to be the whole political dynasty without any of the political positions that are a part of it.

I don’t think Barron likes his father as much as these fags do. Like how often do we even see them together? Hunter was a complete fuck up yet we’ve got pictures of Biden and him, even ones where Biden is affectionate to his son. Anything close for Trump and any of his non-Ivanka children?

 

[Captain Syrup]

I don’t think Barron likes his father as much as these fags do. Like how often do we even see them together? Hunter was a complete fuck up yet we’ve got pictures of Biden and him, even ones where Biden is affectionate to his son. Anything close for Trump and any of his non-Ivanka children?

Melania is sequestering Barron away from the rest of this fucking family.

He still looks and talks an awful lot like his dad, though. His mom's genes fought off his dad's ugliness as long as they could.

 

[JaneThough]

Melania is sequestering Barron away from the rest of this fucking family.

He still looks and talks an awful lot like his dad, though. His mom's genes fought off his dad's ugliness as long as they could.

Which is what Marla seemed to do with Tiffany.

 

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[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

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What's more insane is Matt Walsh pointing it out lol

 

[Random Internet Person]

I don’t think Barron likes his father as much as these fags do. Like how often do we even see them together? Hunter was a complete fuck up yet we’ve got pictures of Biden and him, even ones where Biden is affectionate to his son. Anything close for Trump and any of his non-Ivanka children?

And didn’t MAGA think they had something on Biden when they released a voicemail of Biden talking to Hunter and saying he loved him and hoped he gets his shit together in regards to his drug addiction?

 

[Orange President]

March 10, 2026: Iran wins: Trump withdraws, US military exhausted.

The United States is increasingly mired in Iran and facing a military crisis. IRGC spokesman Ali Mohammed Naini announced the withdrawal of American ships by 1,000 kilometers to avoid Iranian missiles. He said American troops have left their decommissioned bases in the Middle East and are staying in hotels. The warheads of some Iranian missiles have also been increased to 1 ton.

Iran will close the Strait of Hormuz as long as the US continues bombing Iran. Exceptions are being made for Chinese and Russian tankers, which rarely sail there anyway.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Trump's advisors are recommending he withdraw from the war with Iran. Gasoline prices in the US have risen 17% in a week. According to these reports, Trump is surprised by Iran's refusal to compromise or negotiate. Trump wants to end the conflict this week but is unsure how to present it.

Trump: "I don't want to brag, but no other president could have done what I did."

The IRGC launched attacks with warheads weighing over a ton. Several attacks were reported overnight in Manama, Bahrain.

Preschoolers lie more convincingly. Trump claimed that the attack on the school in Minab could have been carried out by the Iranians themselves. They bought the tomahawks themselves a long time ago.

 

[Captain Syrup]

40% are good goys pulling Netanyahu in their rickshaw.

What's more insane is Matt Walsh pointing it out lol

Matt Walsh will never not be funny to me because he looks like some craft beer-loving lib.

His whole gimmick is men should not enjoy anything ever. He's not representative of Republicans in general.